#3704: Move On, Fat Boy

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[SPEAKER_08]: Hi, this is Dan Blocker.

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[SPEAKER_08]: And this is a bundle of security.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Michael Maras, radio entertainment.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You can listen to the Michael Mero Show at tmospodcast.com or anywhere find podcasts or fun.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to our show.

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[SPEAKER_07]: We're gonna start with the race.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's got to be fucking look at our phone.

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[SPEAKER_07]: There's plenty for everyone.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's the Michael Mero Show.

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[SPEAKER_07]: With Michael Mero.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Bye!

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[SPEAKER_07]: Josh Rooka.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And Rob Speedway.

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[SPEAKER_11]: it's only the beginning and now here's Mike you know no doubt we'll be telling you about our final voyage coming up in the first break today but i have to tell you that there are days like this when i say to myself what what would i do if i didn't have this program to come in and talk

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[SPEAKER_11]: to use the people's.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I will say that when you sat down, you did not seem distracted, but you seemed focused on getting the show started.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Like you had a message to carry back.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And for the people that are that were here four minutes early, we'll wait because I want everybody to pay attention.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, these are known as the lost minutes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: This is like Nixon.

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[SPEAKER_10]: These are the three minutes that no one will hear.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Josh, I sent you a video that I believe I entitled Rob talks to carry weird things show up on my algorithm and let's just pop that on right now for Rob's B-Wack.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That is so dead on.

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[SPEAKER_09]: You don't know how real this is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That last week Rob had a discussion about knives with his wife.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I did.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There's a matter of fact.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But if you change it, if you change the vector records, and then if you put like subtitles under I said, carry, carry, look at the label.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's darker orange, and she's just hearing clicks and pops.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: What we got.

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[SPEAKER_11]: it's funny you know the uh that I just need to gather myself I still need to gather myself as we tape this show it's uh roughly almost four fifteen eastern time uh on a Tuesday and uh I got a lot to tell you about but uh i'm 67 years old and nobody has said this about me but I

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[SPEAKER_11]: really don't look for trouble, but trouble does seem to occasionally find me.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's a really convenient thing to say, but don't you think after a while?

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[SPEAKER_10]: the trend points to the fact that maybe if you're not looking for it, maybe you manufacture it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, not in this particular, I will say this that I envy you with your non-confrontational style because it would have benefited me greatly.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I, I pissed off a Karen, a male Karen today.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I pissed off a male Karen.

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[SPEAKER_09]: like I haven't pissed somebody off in a very long time and it goes to show you never know, yes, sir, I'm hoping that the pistol of person is hector because you gave the debit card to someone else.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm hoping it's a follow up now and half of those people who put my good Samaritan may what Josh this is what we on the show like to say Mike was off to another Charlie adventure that we had put button on them on the debit venture.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah what I did sent this individual into a very very angry

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[SPEAKER_11]: downward spiral.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It did.

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[SPEAKER_11]: There was no waiting.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It began angry and it continued extremely angry.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Was the impetus for it?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Obviously, you both share some blame if there is a condition.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, perhaps.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm just curious, who was the first person to make this happen of the two of you?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, it wasn't me.

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[SPEAKER_10]: OK, good.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's a decent amount of money.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And your point depends on when you say this, but when you say make this happen, I'm sure, you know, there are two sides to every story, and I'm sure the case could be made by this other individual that what I did was, you know, I started it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, well, you shoot him down by saying that you started it because of something he did.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It is.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It depends.

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[SPEAKER_09]: If the parent is the one yelling and started it by yelling, it's still Mike's fault if he ran over her foot.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is not a lady, it's a man.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is car to man outside of car, car, man in car to man in car.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's really bad.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And me outside of car to man in car.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, so if this would've been like a play, there would be several scenes.

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[SPEAKER_11]: There would be, you could break it up and do a couple of scenes.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, probably, let me see.

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[SPEAKER_11]: One,

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[SPEAKER_11]: two, three, and four, probably four separate compartments.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But man car leads to man pulling gun out of glove box.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Occasionally, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: In Florida, this is my look.

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[SPEAKER_11]: If that had happened and, you know, retirement came a little earlier, you know, I would probably say, what a foolish thing to do.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Selfish, we need you for the cruise.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But here it is.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I have a limit.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I understand.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I have a limit.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I have a limit.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And even though what I did initially pissed this guy off,

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[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, you know, well, I, it probably would be best if, uh, if I told you the story.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Start at the beginning.

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[SPEAKER_11]: In what way?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, it's a very good place to start.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Just, I mean, we've, we've, we've, we've already recap the fact that there's four scenes.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Start at the very, well, I did something that set him off.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I was hoping that it wouldn't be that wouldn't be the beginning.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So I said to Rob, who in his adult state does not do dress for your hersels very well, I said to Rob multiple times, ask me what did you do?

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[SPEAKER_11]: He didn't take that direction.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So now I will just jump right into it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I thought you meant during the story.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I'm telling the story.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So what did you do?

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[SPEAKER_11]: What I did will come at the end.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But I will now tell like pop fiction.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I will tell you what at the end.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I will tell you what happened, leading up to it and where we were.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This takes place.

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[SPEAKER_11]: My day was very, very full.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I took my son to school, had a very nice drive down to school.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And then today was the day that I was informed,

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[SPEAKER_11]: by the people at green acres, my new golf facility that I have been officially put on the waiting list and that comes at a good time because I am officially out of Happy Valley as of today.

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[SPEAKER_11]: As of yesterday was my last day at Happy Valley.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't realize that you had named it green acres.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's beautiful.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, for the lack of a bet, I will come up as a time goes on.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I will rename it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It conjures up as beautiful image.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But Mike, what did you do?

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's what America wants to know.

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[SPEAKER_11]: we will get to that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We'll get to my crime.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I decided that once I found out via it was a text, I called the guy and he was in a meeting and so he texted me back said, everything went great.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, and he's the membership director who put you on you.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You now will get on the list The privilege of being on the list to wait till a spot opens up and they still have to approve you They order someone after die

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[SPEAKER_11]: they put you on a wall for a month and uh... to give everybody their chance to see who it is and then they vote on you and then uh... you get on the list and then it is as a spot opens up uh... you get there and they said they work that way the members get to vote uh... no no no no they don't vote oh okay if anybody says i recognize him he has the one that we don't want that crime that i committed today

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Did you come in from Mike?

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[SPEAKER_11]: What did you do to us?

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[SPEAKER_11]: We'll get to that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: All right, that's how you get it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Rob, that's kind of where I was going with the whole thing.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I was, thank you, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And so you're trying to become a member of Green Acre.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I am now when when the when it opens up.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, but I have the ability to go to their practice facility and I have the ability to play there with guest fees as long as I want.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Is it a courtesy like a courtesy thing and it's cool because I'm a range rat and the place is really close to where my kid goes to school.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So I can hit balls because I'm like doing that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Do that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Have a courtesy bar.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You can drop off that will make up a body valve come later where I find it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think so I think I get to go use the range and I'm not I'm not in yet.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So that's it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That'll be I'm I'm looking at the chat room.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We just want to know what did you do that we'll get to that okay?

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[SPEAKER_11]: So after this I make the arrangements because Karla's gonna pick my son up and take him to work out after school I don't have the duty usually on a Tuesday.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I got pickup and drop off and pick up but I have the free time

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[SPEAKER_11]: So you ever pick him up for workouts or do you mostly just get ice cream when you go I go to I go to read us I go to read us work out center or or the DQ DQ weight room I got a very hot phone call from my mom last night.

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[SPEAKER_10]: She says Tell Mike to try telemook cheese

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don't want it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm all over it, baby.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, Sharon.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I will say that because at the free time, something I rearrange things, I said it's time to get the the long locks trimmed up a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Now go see Kevin.

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[SPEAKER_11]: My buddy.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And we will chat.

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[SPEAKER_11]: and I had about an hour to kill in between going to green acres and then going to get my haircut.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So Kevin, like an appointment, so you have to kill him before you get there.

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[SPEAKER_11]: 15, 2015.

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[SPEAKER_11]: My crime took place at roughly one.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, but one one 15.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, so let's say it is one 15 Eastern time.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, what did you do?

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[SPEAKER_11]: We'll get to that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So I am

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[SPEAKER_11]: I have the hour and I, I'm hungry because I haven't had anything to eat all day and nobody's supervising me.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So my desire is to do something fast food and I know that the water burger was going to open today.

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[SPEAKER_11]: At least my kid told me the water burger was going to open today.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But we're going to open it means lines.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I didn't, I didn't even make it there because out of the corner of my eye after watching a commercial last night.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I see B. K. I see Burger King.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, and they've got a huge, huge campaign right now.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's by the way, in your area to the Burger King's like, tick locations that are like, back where the dumpsters are in little like a hidden alcohol.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Not only that, Mike, not only is it literally, not only is it literally behind the Taco Bell, you have to go through like a bush maze.

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[SPEAKER_10]: to get there like it's in the middle of a plantation in 1800s.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It feels like this.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So, I go in and I get a number one, which is a large die-coco wiper in fries.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And I'm getting a customization on your wiper because you know, I can go away.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_11]: I probably will go sans onions, because I don't like the onions, but they go without mayonnaise if I have to.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I leave off the lettuce.

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[SPEAKER_11]: with the cell I get my number one and I go to a it's it's all hidden but it's a little there's your drive through or walk in I drove through okay God can I drive through and then I park in a single space next to this giant puddle so there won't be cars coming up next but you know what it's like that's a pretty good move you don't want anybody near you no so what did you do as I will get to that okay

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[SPEAKER_11]: So I notice when I come through the drive-through that there are Ibesis, Josh, if you can find a picture of the white Ibesis.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I would have used to do mornings on WFAN, didn't he?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Stoop with any of them.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Don, Ibesis.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Stoop with any of them.

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[SPEAKER_10]: See, dead?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think so.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he's dead.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So that's a shame, too, because he was great.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He was nice, man.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So I see the these ivisives and they travel and packs and I see them and they are diving into Somebody who left a bag there.

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[SPEAKER_11]: They are they look like a bird.

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[SPEAKER_11]: They're tall birds.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, if a Josh was a bird he might be an ivis

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[SPEAKER_11]: and they're they're diving into this bag and I don't think anything of it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I go find my great little parking space and I dive in and my only concern because I'm wearing a white shirt today is you know the one great thing about the Burger King Wopper is they give you a little paper guard yeah on the burger itself it's in a cardboard box right and it's also got the the like wax paper to shield you from it makes it very easy to eat a very sloppy burger so I'm very excited about.

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[SPEAKER_11]: they do and uh... and there's nothing like a wiper in my humble opinion a a wiper with chet haze and you don't go for the wailer uh... i don't go for the wailer no is that a is that a burger king product the burger king fish sandwich i always thought was clever they could still wailer yeah and a wish weller and the wish weller that's from master and command so what did you do i mean you've got the burger you're ready to what did you do

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[SPEAKER_11]: We'll get to that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I sit down and I'm thinking, you know, being very careful and I successfully, I'm enjoying the burger and eating it very neatly.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I don't get the spillage on the water.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I prefer aware that you don't want anything when you're really trying it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I've done that before and still spilled.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I've screwed that up and there's nothing that makes me angry when I, so,

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[SPEAKER_11]: now we're at the important part.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So what did you do?

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[SPEAKER_11]: And what I, we'll get to that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The whale error was discontinued in 1990.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, so don't get it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Time will be fresh as today's headlines.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's now.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Not a big fish.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Not a big burger.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Can guy I'm afraid.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm playing that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This guy yells at me from across the driveway.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And he yells, you know, so parking lot.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He said, don't do that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And we'll get to what I did.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, well, what did you do?

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[SPEAKER_11]: We'll get to that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I, I, I yell back.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I don't suffer.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is where Robin.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I, there's a giant golf.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Rob, uh, would say, well, what do you mean?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Why, why, why are you saying, you know, I would, I immediately.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I know what you were doing.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No hesitation.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, don't guess.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Don't be Mr. Smarty.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I do have to ask though.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe I'll, I'll screw this little game on playing.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Play the

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[SPEAKER_10]: play if you are if you are in the parking lot park next to a puddle and i'm guessing maybe a few rows of of cars away from the bk actually i've given it away already

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[SPEAKER_11]: How far I tell you what I was doing?

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[SPEAKER_10]: How far are you away from the guy that yelled at you?

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[SPEAKER_11]: How far away is he?

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[SPEAKER_11]: A parking driveway entrance.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, I'm not gonna watch.

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[SPEAKER_11]: There's a curb and then there's his car over on the other side in my car.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And this is none of his business.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He comes involved in this.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He comes across and I look over and the first I couldn't hear him.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And he's yelling at me.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And as you were blaring rock and roll music in your car, top of his lungs, he goes,

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[SPEAKER_11]: Don't feed the birds and I was feeling I was feeling I was feeding the Ibuses like how does that make you feel I was feeding the Ibuses my the remnants of my french fries okay and I didn't do it because the Ibuses but a stork came by a full grown stork came walking through you know we're down here with the on a bunch of society right with all the birds

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[SPEAKER_10]: Did it have a baby?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Was it delivering a baby?

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[SPEAKER_11]: I see the stories that will be cool to feed the store.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And the store, when you get the IBSs, these little birds that kind of look like bird birds, but then when you see the store, he's this giant creature, and he's ugly, and he's like sort of galloping past, and I throw a French fry out the window, and as soon as I do that, the IBSs pick up on it,

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[SPEAKER_10]: And I, and at first, I'm like, oh, boy, we get this, and then did the store keep in pay it, did the store pay attention to the fact that I didn't see the store.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All I saw were Ivases, and one of them was so bold that he got on my side view mirror, and he took the French fry remnant out of my hand.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I ended up doing it two about three or four.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's then horrible.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And then Karen comes out and he says, don't feed the birds.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I paused and you know I said they're in my own mind

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[SPEAKER_11]: Now I'm lying.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I said, there's got to be a good reason for it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me and choir, you know, why this might be such an egregious act here.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Let me, let me think about that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I can't seem to think of one myself, why I'm doing this.

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[SPEAKER_11]: But further examination, let me think, why would he be so upset?

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[SPEAKER_11]: And so I looked across it and I said, fuck you.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I said mind your fucking business and believe this is still says this still seen one.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is it's all running together.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And here goes a little too much time in Ocean City.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All I know is this guy first of all or see girls.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This guy is really upset and then he says something like they end up depending on it and I'm like once again, I give him I'll set off off.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Mind your own business, all right.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm giving a couple of French fry crumbs to the birds.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You're not depending on your treating them.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You're treating them well.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So immediately, the guy walks around his car and starts coming towards me.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And at this point, I'm not sure what the deal is.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's not your main to the story, but I just want to know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: What kind of car does he drive?

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's got a some sort of American made SUV.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Good for him and this country and so he comes to you could feed him.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He just keep it in the B. K. He'd been in the B. K. Obviously that's why he's in there always don't for fries though.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And so here's the thing.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He starts he comes over and says get out of here birds get out of here.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You're not supposed to feed the birds once again.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm only giving him a two word answer.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So everything to everything he's saying.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not suffering this Karen prick at all.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I've had my lunch.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm getting ready to roll and go get my effing haircut.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm like, and suddenly I'm realizing, and he's about 45, he's about 45 to 50.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's what I, that's where I figure.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's somewhere in your,

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[SPEAKER_11]: range both.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So he went and instead of following up with his complaint, he literally should the birds away.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Like, you know, you guys are half of this problem, too.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Get that hell out of here.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That he plays the fries and through them at hand with the birds attack.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, there weren't enough left.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, yeah, and by the way when he got when the bird when the I was humped on my side view mirror I said this is a blast.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is cool And then he took it out of my hand.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's a great show.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That is good.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's a great show and by the way, and then you have your shots right So some guys says look at the sign look at the sign

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm like, I don't see any sign, but if you anyway, it's not in your business, leave me alone.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I said, why are there Karen's all over America right now?

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[SPEAKER_11]: He said, if you fat boy, hey, fat boy, you fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, that boy, he calls me fat ass, fat boy, fat guy, fat ass.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And by this time, he's walked back to his car and it was the

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[SPEAKER_11]: not I didn't it because of what developed afterwards I wasn't able to double check okay well if you didn't see the sign then the sign is useless so I I moved my hand inside the car and I was my large a diacoke beverage was inadvertently knocks to the floor

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I reach down and I'm getting it up and it lost a significant amount of fluid.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And you know, that does, that's neither here and there.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I reach down and I grab it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: When I sit back up, I look in my rear view mirror and this Karen is in back of me.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You know, caddy corner to my car, still going.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Still going at it, dad, and I've got my windows rolled up.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So I don't even hear what he's saying, but I'm like, F, this.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So he's given it to me again, and now I'm getting pissed.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Now I'm officially getting pissed off.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So he goes to the back corner and does a little three point turn to turn his car around.

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[SPEAKER_11]: At this point, I back out, and he's directly in back of me, do you get the impression he's trying to block you?

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, no I'm at this point.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm in front of him.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All right, all right, and I decide I'm going to go slow and just keep my eyes on this guy and see And then there's a little access road and then there's parking lot on the other side that shoots right up to where the barber shop is and This guy follows me across the road and he's on my bumper and I'm not all the way even in the parking lot Yeah, and I stopped the car and I said enough of this shit

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[SPEAKER_11]: He can go all the way.

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[SPEAKER_10]: This is why I have a smaller chance of being shot.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And then you do a prize.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I said enough of this.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Because I've had it with this asshole.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I've completely had it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I jump out of my car and I walk over to his window.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm like, what is your problem?

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[SPEAKER_11]: And at this point, he says, if you fat ass and he goes around and he can't get around me because there's a piece of construction equipment in the parking lot and my doors open.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, so you've got to be trying to go around me.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He said, now I can't even get around your goddamn car and he backs up and I'm standing in front of him.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And that's when he guns it and roars up, almost trying to run me over.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And that's when I say, hmm, okay, this is, I don't know what this is, but I know I've seen this.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is, people get killed because of this kind of stuff.

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[SPEAKER_11]: In one way or another, and I say, I'm calling the cops.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I don't know what your issue is, but this is escalated way too far.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm calling the cops.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I look over and at this point, the guy goes,

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[SPEAKER_11]: Burns rubber backing up.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Wow, that other does another like circular turn.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We remember we had drifting on the show yesterday.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he does drifting and then he roars out and does like a super right hand turn.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Almost goes up on the curb on the island of the exit the shopping center.

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[SPEAKER_11]: and he's gone and I literally am calling the cops as this is going on.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I get off the call.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't get a license plate.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I looked there's a dude next to me.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I said, did you see that?

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[SPEAKER_11]: He said, yeah, but I didn't get the license plate either.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah, he was too fast.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I tell the person, uh, the 911 call.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I said, uh, forget it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Didn't see him not going to pursue it, uh, disregard my apologies for wasting your time.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And he's gone.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He is in the wind.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And, uh, and the guy that's also the David said that guy was out of his mind.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I said yep, but I probably shouldn't have gotten out of the car, which is the truth.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But how good did it feel that you had a disinterested observer back up?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Why you were thinking?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Because you were thinking, I really wasn't even thinking in that way.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I was just kind of like, I had no idea there was somebody else that was doing the video

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[SPEAKER_11]: Did he ever send the video?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Did I mention what was in the corner of his car?

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[SPEAKER_11]: A little bit.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, I'm like, but your boys both have probably in your cars, too.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We do not have the Uber or Lyft signs in the car.

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[SPEAKER_09]: OK. No.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I had a decadent Uber sign in his car.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He was an Uber driver.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I heard Uber and incidentally, I didn't go back and check for signage about the birds, but I'm going to gather that the signage for the birds is not really to help the birds as much as it's to help the burger king.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Of course, because the Ibis, as far as I know, they're like rats down here.

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[SPEAKER_11]: They're not in endangered species.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Like they're like pigeons or maybe seagulls, they're shit birds, and they're going to shit everywhere.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I couldn't believe it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They can't believe they do rely on the Burger King.

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[SPEAKER_09]: They go to the dumpster constantly.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it was.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And they all say, where is the whale?

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[SPEAKER_10]: I haven't seen it in 30 English whale air.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I go to my barbershop and I tell Kevin the story and it was just this I ran into and all the things you think you can do after the fact yeah, I've got to I'm going to I might think seriously I think Josh has them I might seriously think about the meta glasses the meta glasses just to record because if I had the button I would have been able to share the whole show with you guys

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[SPEAKER_11]: I would have, and I would have handled it differently, where it's like, oh, really, you really think I'm committing such a crime and been more snarky instead of reverting to, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the meta glasses do they come in readers.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm sure because that, I mean, I can't drive with readers.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I know, but that's why you could keep them on around the house.

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[SPEAKER_11]: But I don't, I just need the clear plastic.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, exactly.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Now, if they came with sunglasses.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, they come with sunglasses.

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[SPEAKER_11]: They do come with sunglasses.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, Christmas is right around the corner.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Anyway, so this guy is off in the wind and, you know, and the, you mentioned his automobile before.

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[SPEAKER_11]: If you want to know what the counterpoint to fat asses, you know, when you're a fat guy, yes.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The only counterpoint I had was nice car.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's not like that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's weak.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's far as I'm concerned.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's weak.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I was not proud of myself when I said it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I should not have laughed when you revealed that he called you a fat ass.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I should not have done fat ass and fat boy fat ass fat this fat fat that was what he liked the whole time.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It was an easy insult to dish out and it shows the quality of intellect.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, and I just had a word for in french fries.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But as a fellow big guy, you don't want to hear that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You know,

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[SPEAKER_11]: The thing is, somebody says, remember the kids get the license plate for, yeah, get the, but I didn't expect the license plate did not come into play at all until he gunned it and I thought I literally first for a fleeting moment, I thought he was going to run me over and he threatened to run me over by doing that and my question is for our legal scholars and our audience.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_11]: If he makes the effort and guns it towards me,

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[SPEAKER_09]: and roars up on me is that as somebody said that's attempted murder.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah sure that that point the vehicle is the weapon.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes certainly it's a salt.

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[SPEAKER_09]: But for the murder tricky because the license plates only on the back.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it is it is tough and Florida.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's the way he goes.

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[SPEAKER_11]: But he was off and I would the only difference between young Mike and old Mike.

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[SPEAKER_11]: is the old Mike, my heart rate went back down like immediately.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I was just, yeah, I really didn't let it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe that's because when you're in the right, you know, and by the way, you were medicated, but I escalated it at the FU.

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[SPEAKER_11]: But I don't put also, I didn't initiate anything.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I was finishing my lunch, and I'm having a cute little moment, and I thought it was kind of cool that these birds were so tame that they had done the sideview mirror and ate out of my hand.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I thought it was super cool.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I would do the same thing regardless of a sign.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think you did a damn thing wrong, and the other guy is a felon.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I say we'd lock him out.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Now, was he calling you fat boy?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Cause that's your license plate.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Actually, that was his license plate, but my license plate, my bumper stickers is really based on my favorite artist, Fatio.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's, that's, and that would fit on a license plate.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's only six characters.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's not a license plate.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's not a license plate.

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[SPEAKER_11]: was weird.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It was a weird weird moment.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I could tell you were off center when you sat down today.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I, I was excited is what I was when I sat down to tell this story because this was, look, this is what I will miss more than anything else is, you know, when even the worst thing can happen to you and you can say to yourself, well, that's material,

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[SPEAKER_11]: This guy most resembled would be Pat McAfee, not as jacked up, not as jacked as Pat McAfee.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Like an old Pat McAfee that's going to be a combination of Pat McAfee and Biff from, you know, the back to the future.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, like a Johnny Knoxville type.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's like with no Johnny Knoxville.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's better.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He just would.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He just would.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He had that kind of blondish crew cut.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He was thick set.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It doesn't look like the kind of guy that would be raven out on that day.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He was having himself a, would you think when he was younger, do you think he was like, Rrrr, now he's older.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, as I said, I didn't find the guy outside of my advanced age.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't find the guy that intimidating.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, I don't find if you're going to jump into someone else's business like that with no hesitation whatsoever and you just immediately command somebody to do something.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You know, there are a lot of first of all.

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[SPEAKER_11]: the juice is not worth the squeeze in that situation.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And second of all, if you're going to initiate it, say, Sir, the sign over there says don't feed the bird.

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[SPEAKER_11]: First of all, I'm not sure what way I would take it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Because it's still...

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[SPEAKER_11]: You know, it's still such a little tiny detail that, uh, yeah, it's another Florida man's story.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But he doesn't need to get all up in your business for now.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's not at all.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It was, uh, and then at the end, I regretted, uh, you know, getting out of the car myself, but at a certain point when a guy is tail getting in, trying to hit your car and, you know, over, overfeeding a bird french fries, what the fuck is happening?

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[SPEAKER_11]: They will imagine.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now you know what would have been rotten is after all this was done.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He had the 240 appointment at the factory shop.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, we Kevin and I, my bartender buddy Kevin, Kevin and I said it would be fun if we called an Uber.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, he's in the neighborhood just to see if he rolled over.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You know, this is taking it a little too far.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That might be a real scene.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I think we didn't do that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's actually very clever of your barber because he's obviously in the neighborhood.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I brought him the type of car so you can just keep castle and until it's in a car.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I think it was his Chevy, but I didn't get the brand or anything.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, it was just a nice car.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Nice Chevy SUV.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, not a Tahoe or a, you know, or a suburban, you know, like, what was it

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe something like that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So to clear our palate from this horrible story of violence, I'd brought in something I'd played.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I believe I may have played this on the boner show, but I'm not sure.

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[SPEAKER_11]: But you know, now that we're just a podcast and we can play this occasionally, I want to share with you, I went to the Lewis Black Show, a short time back.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I went to the Lewis Black Show and

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[SPEAKER_11]: he was just beginning to do this bit where he brings out an iPad and he takes uh... text messages from uh... the audience he would like he would like to get it the time i didn't like it at the time we would like a nouns it at the front of the show on a screen that if you had a question anything he could you could text and i'm gonna tell you that it's a big but i think still i'm not sure what is stand up is like now this is a few years back but i will tell you that louis black does this uh... as a regular part of your show and because i'm gonna play a segment where he does it he took something from the audience

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I've watched, if I've watched this once, I've watched it 40 times, this to me is an audience comment that is so beautifully done that I had to share it with you.

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[SPEAKER_11]: If you haven't seen it, if you're seeing it for the first time, I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Louis Black from one of his stand-up shows.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Check it out.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is a good one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: From Jeff Feinberg.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck Junior Men's.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's why I do this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It really is what that's really, and I will keep the Continue to repeat it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You want to be angry?

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[SPEAKER_05]: You be angry at an inanimate object.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck you, New Minced.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Not all of them.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Just those two are three that hang on for dear life at the end of the bar.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know the ones that make you look like a jackass, and she's shake a box trying to jar them loose.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Those little fuckers don't know who they are messing with.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Don't they know that I had to take out a second work in order to afford going to the movies, ordering popcorn coke and a box of chocolate candy with a minty cheese, like filling I don't care if I have to finger bang that box ticket

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm getting those last few pieces in my mouth.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You know that would be good.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Funny if you just read the text of it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But the fact that Lewis Black is enjoying it as much as it will.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We all are.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_09]: The guy wrote for him.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I love it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And so I let them people in our comments too.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's a lot there's there's comedy everywhere.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Not in that Chevy though.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We'll take a break.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Come back with our tidbits ladies and gentlemen.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Glad to have you along because if I didn't have you I don't know what that all I do with the hell I'm not gonna do after January.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I want to say we'll be right back with tidbits on the Michael Mary show.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm walking along the street and somebody walks up to man says, hey, Mike, he said, yeah, he said, why are all the stories about the Middle East?

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[SPEAKER_11]: They said, oh, I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I think maybe it's important to share with listeners the potential for World War 3.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Just thought I'd share that with everybody.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So if you're concerned about that, you know, by definitions, World War is effective at all.

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[SPEAKER_11]: They really do and really yeah, they're really bad, especially when a burger King parking lot.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We start today with the Iran situation.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It just got significantly worse today.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The U.S. launched a new round of air strikes against Iranian targets.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This time they were focused on Iranian military assets around the state of Hormuz.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The attacks came after Iran fired missiles at a U.S. base in Jordan.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And after American officials accused Iran trying to place mines in the state of

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[SPEAKER_11]: moves.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, you know what you're, I mean, this is, you're, what the, the brother, I, this is that, I, this is, yes, right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: This is the thing, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, so anyway, we were pissed off that happened.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It still goes on and on and on and on and who knows where it's going to, and there is another major development, two large oil tankers carrying Saudi crude, oh, that's a great comedian.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I love him when he was at the comedy store in LA.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He got canceled.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'd say a two hookers and a rabbi go a Saudi crude hit by projectiles while traveling through the straight of or moves.

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[SPEAKER_11]: There were no reported casualties, but it's exactly the kind of incident that has oil markets freaking out.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Iran is now warning that the United States will regret the new attacks while President Trump is warning that any Iranian retaliation will bring an even bigger American.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I've got news from all of America regrets a lot of things

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[SPEAKER_10]: That's for sure the question this afternoon is whether this becomes another round of limited strikes or the beginning of a much a bigger war Which we all hope will not have Mike here's an aside that might sure you up a little bit because you remember while we're talking about the Middle East we talked about camels yesterday Yes, Stephen Carlton listen or Stephen Carlton wrote in and he said quote I've lived in Saudi Arabia for 13 years the camel beauty contests are no joke

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[SPEAKER_10]: There is an annual most beautiful camel contest that has sparked controversy because people have used Botox and fillers to have their animals win the contest.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So if you see a beautiful camel, I don't want to shame any camels, but make sure it's a pure beautiful camel and not someone who's been altered.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Are there hump-in plants?

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[SPEAKER_11]: You don't want to have your camera end up looking like drone rivers to you.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Come on.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, sorry.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, it's certainly not.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's an insult to both of them.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The U.S. Open is underway, and the weather is decided once we part of the tournament rain is delaying matches on the outdoor courts today, although the two main stadiums with retractable roofs can keep going.

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[SPEAKER_11]: American Madison Keys already advanced to the second round in tonight.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Cocoa Golf is scheduled to play Zayneap Sunmez.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Can you play that

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, G-A-U-F-F. Cocoa-Goff.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Cocoa-Goff.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And G-Goff is scheduled to play Zaynep Sonmez.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Cocoa-Goff.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_10]: That was an even Jack Kent Cook's dog.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Taylor Fritz is also an action.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Cocoa-Goff, the dog.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Coco.

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[SPEAKER_11]: She advanced on me.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I love you, Coco.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's another thing, Gorilla.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, Coco's really, I guess.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The NFL is getting very serious about a stride.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The League will play its first regular season game there on September 11th with the Rams playing the 49ers in Melbourne, uh, but the NFL, uh, I should say the way the Aussies do.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Mebbin.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Melbourne.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Hey.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Hey.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Hey.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The NFL doesn't want this to be a one-time novelty league official say they want Australia to become an annual destination Much like London They expected about 10,000 Americans to travel to Australia for the game.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Hey, nice work I'm gonna be there is that who's flan who's by now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know but Jimmy will go The Rams and the 49ers Rams and 49ers So look for some really quality ball because they're not gonna be tired

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, not at all, but if you're going to get people that are going to fly there, I mean, San Francisco and LA, that's the good jumping off point, right?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's only a 17 hour difference.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you wouldn't want the Giants Patriots for that one.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Then, you know, I'm so effin' tired.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But it really is 17 hours on a plane any different than 20.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's not.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's not, it's a long way to go to watch a football game, but at least you can tell everyone you went to Australia!

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[SPEAKER_11]: Once the jolly swag man, camped by a billabong under the shade of a kuleybar tree.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, folks, did you try this?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Vegemite, Vegemite sandwich, and he sang as he walked in, waited till his Billy Bowl, you come on once again to tell her with me, thank you.

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[SPEAKER_11]: September is going to be a very busy month for streaming services and some of the services are testing how many monthly bills a human being can tolerate.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It has got not a hand.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Netflix has new seasons and movies coming.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Amazon has the richer spin-off.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't know there was a spin-off of richer.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I gave richer that a great show.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's season four.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The newest reaches a reaches two.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Jive, reaches the jiva to start.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He's just like always looking for netflix better get their ass in gear because I spent probably 15 minutes looking around netflix for something to watch.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So it's my nothing there's nothing on this guy.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, let me see the spin off of Retro on Amazon is that's what he goes around feeding birds.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that is, that is a bad reality show.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But it has its followers and they've got traders in different countries too.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So you can watch traders Australia and traders Great Britain.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, the problem is that subscribers and now basically running a small cable company out of their own house.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You need Netflix, Hulu, Max Disney prime peacock apple and somehow you still can't find anything to watch.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You don't need all that.

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[SPEAKER_10]: First of all, if you have it, cancel peacock right now.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That's the first one to get rid of.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Please do.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And then you'll put some sporting event on that I have to see in the Lebanon baseball game.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Skibli Bibi Bibi, yeah, there you go.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Finally, today we have to go back to Florida where a 51 year old man has just pleaded no contest after being caught, having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, outside of house in your Disney world.

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[SPEAKER_11]: How about that, kids?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, a vacuum cleaner, the, the, the man was originally facing a felony, but the charge was reduced to indecent exposure.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He got 12 months probation, a 271 dollar fine was ordered to undergo a psycho-sexual evaluation.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I used to go to raffles two up in the gate.

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[SPEAKER_11]: There's Berkmaria.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That was a great bar.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We gave each other psycho-sexual evaluations.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I think the bigger

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[SPEAKER_11]: Because apparently, uh, it wasn't just a shop-fact, this guy was looking for a relationship.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He probably walked into Home Depot and said, I'm not looking for the best assumption.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm looking for chemistry.

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[SPEAKER_11]: There it is.

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[SPEAKER_11]: On that note, uh, we have to take a break.

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[SPEAKER_11]: What's really sad?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Take is it wasn't upright?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Ow!

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh!

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[SPEAKER_11]: Ow!

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, baby.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All right, folks, we got more show-a-well coming up for you, you, you, you, but first, I want to tell you, it's the final voyage.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, you've been hearing about it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The Michael Maris Show has done a lot of crazy things over the years, ladies and gentlemen.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We've been goofy, we've been crazy, and now we're going to have the final TMO show.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We'd like to say goodbye and go home.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Hell no.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, we're going to paradise from January 21st through the 25th.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Join the T.M.O.S.

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[SPEAKER_11]: gang as we set sail from Tampa to CosML for four days of sun, sea, swag, meat and greets, laughs.

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[SPEAKER_11]: tears and one very big piece of podcast history because somewhere out there on the high seas, we're doing something we've never done before the final episode of the Michael Maris Show podcast live with you in the audience.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No rerun, no do over.

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[SPEAKER_11]: This is the one.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So if TMOS has been a part of your life, come be part of our grand finale.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Book today to lock in your price.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We spent years making the show.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Now let's make one last memory.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We want you to be part of it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's the end of January.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We'll see you there on the high.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I see.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I actually called the people at Margaritaville Cruises, and do you know that they are consistently rated as the cruise with the best vacuum cleaner.

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[SPEAKER_10]: So even if you travel by yourself, it's going to be okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_11]: The last podcast we do now with tricks.

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[SPEAKER_11]: uh... far later i you guys gave me so much to talk about today uh... let's see uh... the internet trend Tesla asmode uh... labor day weekend where are you going for labor day weekend i uh... have been trying to do this for a long time probably almost two years and cares to be in carry and i were actually able to work our schedules out that labor day weekend we will be spending it in the outer banks with the strokes

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, wow, that's great.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's got to be there too.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'll be there too.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's good luck getting him off.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's officially latched.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's latched.

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[SPEAKER_10]: What does that mean?

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's latched on.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's latched on now.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We have a friend.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Never get rid of him.

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[SPEAKER_11]: He's latched on to your boobie.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And he will never ever separate.

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, never separate.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's what we leave on Monday.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That, the de-latching no longer retirement.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It's a de-latching.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Is carry coming on the final crews?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Just checking and maybe a handful of our children Where it's still being final right now.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's being finalized my daughter Elizabeth is planning on coming as well But you are going to the outer banks for the weekend is that what are a long weekend?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and amazingly I am I am much closer to the outer banks than he is.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't realize that well I'm going a little bit longer.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I am going for a week.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but we'll be putting it going to come down for the weekend

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[SPEAKER_11]: will you be uh... putting any uh... still talking shows in the can when you're there i don't see why not okay i mean we're gonna be together what else do we do are we haven't spent a lot of time together and that could prove that you know we have no chemistry and then we'd have to cancel

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[SPEAKER_11]: But look, this is why the show is continuing after I'm done in January and that was not a given or a lock and the idea of you guys doing, you know, being buddies and hanging out together is one of the reasons you started doing these shows together and why I look forward to it continuing.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's going to be awesome.

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's exciting because as a rule, I've not vacationed with coworkers much unless they told me to do it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Don used to make him go on vacation Josh.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That was the thing.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, well, this isn't Iceland.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, France was a big deal, right?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that was not to pay for France or to he pay for you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm trying to think.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I think he paid for we had to pay for airfare.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_10]: He put us up for the big house.

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[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But I mean, I also had to provide my own hat with the bell on it and my own gestureships.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Rob used to be there for comic relief, right?

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[SPEAKER_11]: But the thing is you didn't, I've never asked you this.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, and when when you go to get together with Josh, you're yourself and you just chill out, but you're an entertaining when you go on the road with me, I still get the kind of you just to rob just to rob sometimes not always

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[SPEAKER_10]: We traveled a lot.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We traveled down to Florida by car.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's a long drive.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I like to think Jester Rob comes out when Jester Rob is needed.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And you know, when there's those circumstances, you know, when we're on a cruise, for example, when we're hanging together, it's in a table.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, touching the world.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Bye.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That can be our own little private show.

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[SPEAKER_10]: And then we, and you know what, we do, we do know how to have fun when we travel together.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's not a lot, uh, that's a lot of drive for a short period of time Josh, are you six hours for you going to put the, you know, you're going to put the show on the outer bank show, take them to all the places you like to go down there or anything big plan.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I think we'll, we'll hit a couple restaurants and maybe an arcade or something.

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[SPEAKER_09]: We'll figure some stuff out.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, do you like to have fun?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe go down to the beach.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Is your brother going to be there?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Is Matt going to be there when you're there?

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[SPEAKER_09]: He will not be.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, did you think you're out if I'm going to get there before your parents leave?

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[SPEAKER_10]: Is there going to be an awkward crossover?

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, my parents are leaving on Friday morning and we're getting in on Friday.

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[SPEAKER_10]: There was a chance that Carrie and I would be arriving while his parents were still a family.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I thought they were all going to be in the house anyway.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I thought you were going to go through the whole family.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It's going to be the first time you were in the family.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, this is just the four of us.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Look at the places as feeds, birds.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, feed some birds.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Get right on that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Let's do that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Beautiful goals.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The beautiful goals of the outer bags.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Uh-huh.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Looking forward to it.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I haven't been, I haven't seen the ocean in a long time.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Really?

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[SPEAKER_10]: And look, yeah, I've been looking forward to getting down there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it hasn't changed.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Still on the same location.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Listen, if you're going to be a dick like that, I'm going to stay on.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, I wanted to ask you Josh, because you mentioned Tesla Asmo.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I was the other night.

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[SPEAKER_11]: There's a place, I don't know if it's in your town.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Ladies and gentlemen called Academy Sports, but it's a place that has pretty decent prices for kids sportswear and kids school clothes, specifically Mike Michael needed golf shorts for his golf

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[SPEAKER_10]: That is really more about the employees You can't leave It's a dick store You can't leave Unless you You can't leave Unless you pay Can I feed the birds?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Feed the birds

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, I was going to say that the place is a very, very decent bargain location to get school clothes and they installed outside of the shopping center across the street.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I think it was this row of Tesla charging stations and there was not one space to be had.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, they were close.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Jammed with Tesla charging.

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[SPEAKER_11]: It was incredible.

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[SPEAKER_11]: They're everywhere.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Josh.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_11]: And I was noticing that, yes, they are Mike, it's a popular automobile that people use to transfer themselves, I think it is so nice to be able to take this Josh, for example, let's say you're home and you want to go to another place, you can get in this Tesla, and you can't come to taste there, all right, so the Tesla as mode now the mode that when I was seeing that my kid wants me to get a Tesla,

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[SPEAKER_10]: and I said I don't I have a car I don't need a Tesla so please stop but they all have Tesla's down here and he's playing it smart so because at his age by the time if you bought a Tesla now by the time he's 16 you'd be ready to pass it down he's thinking ahead he's playing the long game.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now that you're leaving the micro-marishos, you're going to live forever.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'll get right on that.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You talk about the fact that the mode drives itself.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You can go 14 hours on a car ride and you have to look at the road.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That's true.

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[SPEAKER_09]: There is a feature called Asmode because Elon loves his acronyms.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It is ASS.

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[SPEAKER_09]: ASS assisted smart summon.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Now to be clear, you just said you press a button and then you actually press a button on your phone on your phone.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I've been afraid to use this because you do have people that are driving a bike, you know, and that might piss people up, but how cool would it be, too?

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[SPEAKER_09]: It's so I tried it out this weekend.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You did.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And, uh,

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[SPEAKER_09]: We used it at a nursing home where it left the parking lot came up and around to the underhang when it was raining and we got in no problem.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Five seniors citizens collapsed because they said, haunted horror.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Then I did make the mistake of who you visiting there.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I then uh Kelly's grandmother.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So I mean, I'm just for fun doing your puppet show, right?

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So what was that out of left field?

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[SPEAKER_11]: And then he stops and he has an answer.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Now I feel like I've offended you.

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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I always thought when he said he went to the nursing.

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[SPEAKER_09]: He was going through the bins.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, so I tried it there because it's in the middle of nowhere.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I found another discarded robe.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So then

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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sure one Sunday we went downtown saying obviously you used it after nursing home and it was cool and it worked great and it was no one around so downtown saying Augustine the parking lot's pretty big so I crossed the street and we're on the wrong side of the parking lot so I just call it again on the phone pressed the button and I watched it from across the parking lot as it backs up.

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[SPEAKER_09]: drives down and stops in front of us and we just hop in.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Is your weight digging this when this happens too?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, did she get into it like you do?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, or did she know we were, we were all very impressed with it with it.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, because I would think it would be what would look for excuses to do.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I would know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_10]: When he first said that to me, I thought, that's useless.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But the more I thought about it, especially like, can you imagine leaving a sporting event?

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[SPEAKER_11]: You're like, how do you mean what I'm going to those other golf courses that I play at.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, same thing.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And they all have those little porticoes and stuff.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_09]: And what I want now is a port to do the opposite.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Drop me off in front of the store and let it go park.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It's coming, it's got to be coming.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I would think so, do you know, do you do they price gouged you for it?

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[SPEAKER_11]: Do you have no extra for this?

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[SPEAKER_11]: No, it just comes with the Tesla, but with the driving, right?

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[SPEAKER_11]: You have to pay a little extra for that, right?

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[SPEAKER_09]: 100 bucks a month for the driving.

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[SPEAKER_09]: 100 bucks a month for the software that allows it to drive.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It should be part of that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Don't you have to earn the ability to be like totally hands-free like you have to have the car for a certain amount of time or do you when they they they don't give you the latest software when you first get the car Oh, you have they you have to learn to drive it first yes, so we said they passed a test on the mass pike and the driver was asleep

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[SPEAKER_11]: Did that can you actually not off with with dark glasses?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I probably could okay when I At some point I would drive in home from Virginia.

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[SPEAKER_10]: This is a cheat.

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[SPEAKER_09]: That's the far back.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I'll tell you I wasn't feeling well driving home in the middle of the night.

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[SPEAKER_09]: So I just stacked a couple Pellos next to the window and just leaned on the with Pellos and just looked ahead and it was fine.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I had no issue with that.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Was it your my eyes?

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[SPEAKER_09]: Blood pressure.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, and just curious does the Tesla come with pello's Yeah, we just have a little fun.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Just a little fun.

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[SPEAKER_11]: That's all just a little fun folks just having a little fun That's all that's all we have it.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I will tell you that you nobody sells the car better than you sell So true because you are a sales.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just at heart

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[SPEAKER_11]: You know, I will always wonder, you know, couldn't he have used his powers for good on this show?

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[SPEAKER_11]: I will say this, Mike, you probably could, but the Tesla's a little more exciting than I was talking about, I think it does more stuff.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You what I'm sorry Josh, I walked over here.

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[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't do good for this show.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You did do good I'm not saying you didn't do good for the show.

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[SPEAKER_11]: My time at my time has come.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The entire time that Josh has been in that position Is the only time you've ever left the show Yeah, he's not the way it always works.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, sure.

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[SPEAKER_11]: I mean the one the one the one

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[SPEAKER_11]: I always thought it would be me somehow.

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[SPEAKER_10]: The one guy, no, and I'm I'm I'm gonna come back and say hi, of course You show as I said an open door, yes, especially if you get in a fight with a man over birds I'd like to book you and an IBIS on the same show Very exciting.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We got to take a break.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We'll take a break folks and we will come back with more fun

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[SPEAKER_11]: and a little, a little David Letterman fun as well.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Now, for those of you that are listening on audio, we'll try to describe this for you, but it has been a video heavy day.

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[SPEAKER_11]: that just happens once in a while and I came across this on my feet and this is a deep dive into nostalgia and I have to share it with you.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We can break out of it at any particular moment that you want to but I'd like you to give it a few seconds here.

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[SPEAKER_10]: I love you to do this.

01:01:47.986 --> 01:01:48.467
[SPEAKER_10]: This is

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[SPEAKER_11]: The guy that I think really invented this type of comedy for talk shows.

01:01:57.151 --> 01:02:10.277
[SPEAKER_11]: I really think he was the gold standard, and I'm talking about David Letterman, and David Letterman, just the video editors and the way he handled it, it just did a great job.

01:02:10.617 --> 01:02:12.038
[SPEAKER_11]: His man on the street stuff.

01:02:12.318 --> 01:02:13.899
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think anybody was better at it, Rob.

01:02:13.999 --> 01:02:15.280
[SPEAKER_11]: I really don't think anybody was better.

01:02:15.300 --> 01:02:19.524
[SPEAKER_10]: He took what was already a good idea and perfected it.

01:02:19.604 --> 01:02:24.687
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, he wasn't doing anything that Steve Allen wasn't doing in the 50s, except Dave made it funny.

01:02:24.948 --> 01:02:32.113
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, in the idea of getting out on the road, he could do a better job with the modern technology.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Of course.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Let's take a look at David, let him in doing a man on the street.

01:02:36.136 --> 01:02:37.637
[SPEAKER_11]: I believe he's out in LA for this.

01:02:38.598 --> 01:02:42.801
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, when they used to take the short of Los Angeles, they'd go crazy with stunt stops.

01:02:42.821 --> 01:02:55.970
[SPEAKER_11]: So I will do this for our younger viewers and listeners that this features a legendary star who was more known for her marriages than for her movie career.

01:02:56.711 --> 01:03:02.895
[SPEAKER_11]: That was Jaja Gabor, who was iconic back in the day, one of the Gabor sisters.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Check this out with David Letterman from God knows what year I hope you enjoy it.

01:03:07.017 --> 01:03:14.421
[SPEAKER_08]: I come to Los Angeles, I like to spend a day, just take a day and I like to drive around and here's what I love to do because you can do a lot of this in this town.

01:03:14.762 --> 01:03:18.984
[SPEAKER_08]: I like to spend a day driving around the eating fast food stuff, man.

01:03:19.244 --> 01:03:20.945
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to like a fast food junkie.

01:03:20.985 --> 01:03:21.405
[SPEAKER_08]: I know that.

01:03:21.465 --> 01:03:23.426
[SPEAKER_08]: We're fast food, a hallock.

01:03:23.526 --> 01:03:23.967
[SPEAKER_08]: You are.

01:03:24.707 --> 01:03:27.508
[SPEAKER_08]: So one day last week, that's just exactly what I did.

01:03:27.568 --> 01:03:34.749
[SPEAKER_08]: I picked up one of my all-time favorite people and the two of us spent the afternoon eating fast food here in Southern California.

01:03:36.870 --> 01:03:53.013
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

01:04:00.025 --> 01:04:02.545
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, all this is.

01:04:02.565 --> 01:04:02.766
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

01:04:02.806 --> 01:04:04.626
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got Jaja Gabor with me.

01:04:04.726 --> 01:04:07.386
[SPEAKER_08]: Jaja would like a filial fish sandwich.

01:04:07.626 --> 01:04:08.987
[SPEAKER_08]: What kind of wine do you have?

01:04:10.247 --> 01:04:11.547
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at the Jaja.

01:04:11.567 --> 01:04:12.247
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you think of that?

01:04:12.467 --> 01:04:13.948
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at her pounding down those fries.

01:04:14.808 --> 01:04:15.028
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

01:04:15.088 --> 01:04:16.268
[SPEAKER_08]: Jaja loves her fries.

01:04:16.508 --> 01:04:20.869
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to go to Bob's big one.

01:04:20.969 --> 01:04:21.849
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

01:04:22.709 --> 01:04:23.409
[SPEAKER_11]: Twendies.

01:04:23.429 --> 01:04:25.950
[SPEAKER_11]: She's having a fun time.

01:04:33.118 --> 01:04:37.920
[SPEAKER_11]: Just an edit, boom, get her hair done by her bird.

01:04:37.940 --> 01:04:39.321
[SPEAKER_11]: What's the old drinking?

01:04:39.341 --> 01:04:41.522
[SPEAKER_11]: Yep.

01:04:41.542 --> 01:04:43.283
[SPEAKER_08]: You know the thing where they put carbs in her hair?

01:04:43.303 --> 01:04:44.143
[SPEAKER_08]: What about gravy?

01:04:44.183 --> 01:04:44.883
[SPEAKER_08]: Can we get gravy?

01:04:45.023 --> 01:04:47.044
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not a gravy.

01:04:47.445 --> 01:04:47.685
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah!

01:04:47.885 --> 01:04:50.046
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going to get a name tag for you.

01:04:57.453 --> 01:05:02.116
[SPEAKER_11]: Now listen when they start applauding the fast food drive to California.

01:05:02.136 --> 01:05:03.497
[SPEAKER_08]: The fire is on the roof of his car.

01:05:03.537 --> 01:05:09.961
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that all right?

01:05:13.603 --> 01:05:15.124
[SPEAKER_11]: The Burger King, no reaction.

01:05:15.404 --> 01:05:18.466
[SPEAKER_11]: Right, but waiting to get to the California fast food stuff.

01:05:18.726 --> 01:05:21.608
[SPEAKER_10]: Come on, all the trash in the back seat.

01:05:21.628 --> 01:05:22.429
[SPEAKER_10]: Come on in the back seat.

01:05:29.853 --> 01:05:30.413
[SPEAKER_08]: Good job.

01:05:31.313 --> 01:05:33.014
[SPEAKER_08]: You folks can go ahead and make up your own jokes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

01:05:38.635 --> 01:05:39.795
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's 18.

01:05:39.935 --> 01:05:40.856
[SPEAKER_08]: Ask her how old she is.

01:05:41.356 --> 01:05:43.556
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't shoot that shit down.

01:05:43.596 --> 01:05:44.917
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a park movie.

01:05:46.177 --> 01:05:47.717
[SPEAKER_08]: She's to have those animals with pets.

01:05:47.857 --> 01:05:51.398
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that you?

01:05:58.998 --> 01:05:59.479
[SPEAKER_11]: Burping.

01:06:00.259 --> 01:06:03.403
[SPEAKER_11]: They're really eating the fast food too, which I think is going on.

01:06:03.423 --> 01:06:06.185
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's give her a bite with it.

01:06:06.346 --> 01:06:08.208
[SPEAKER_08]: Fred, your husband's Bruno couldn't do anything.

01:06:08.308 --> 01:06:08.808
[SPEAKER_02]: No.

01:06:08.828 --> 01:06:09.849
[SPEAKER_02]: Fred's ready.

01:06:09.869 --> 01:06:10.210
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

01:06:10.710 --> 01:06:11.271
[SPEAKER_08]: Fred's ready.

01:06:11.311 --> 01:06:12.011
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, she's doing now.

01:06:21.196 --> 01:06:23.817
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the way they used to do it on David Letterman.

01:06:23.837 --> 01:06:25.478
[SPEAKER_10]: I do remember that time, man.

01:06:25.578 --> 01:06:26.559
[SPEAKER_10]: It was a happier time.

01:06:26.879 --> 01:06:31.121
[SPEAKER_10]: That stretch in Los Angeles was I think he only did four a week that time.

01:06:31.141 --> 01:06:31.481
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.

01:06:31.501 --> 01:06:32.302
[SPEAKER_10]: And they were all fin.

01:06:32.842 --> 01:06:42.427
[SPEAKER_10]: One night gesting with the band on that stretch in LA was Eddie Van Halen with the red with guitar with the white and black stripes just killing it.

01:06:42.527 --> 01:07:05.005
[SPEAKER_11]: Have you heard any of the interviews where Sammy Hagar talks about working with Eddie and and just how it's really I can't believe they were able to tour when you hear about what Eddie was going through and how absolutely out of control he was on the road, I mean, but you would we weren't aware of it when it was happening.

01:07:05.305 --> 01:07:15.773
[SPEAKER_11]: you know, during the van haygar era, which I've always been a van haygar person and not the David Lee Roth incarnation, the purest, they will go back to the David Lee Roth.

01:07:15.793 --> 01:07:22.478
[SPEAKER_11]: But he's talking about Eddie just trashing hotels and being up on stage with Eddie when he wouldn't

01:07:23.238 --> 01:07:30.006
[SPEAKER_10]: he would know what the the song was that they were fun and then you see him perform in the middle of all this i think it was for the u.a.d.

01:07:30.126 --> 01:07:44.502
[SPEAKER_10]: one two l.p. that he would be playing guitar and the look on his face was can you believe we're doing this can you believe i'm doing this he always looked like he was having a good time i really that's what i sort of hope was the case but it wasn't

01:07:44.882 --> 01:07:55.155
[SPEAKER_11]: And it was just letting people be themselves and just, you know, with the jaja stuff, I mean, getting a willing participant that would go along with that.

01:07:55.536 --> 01:07:57.198
[SPEAKER_11]: And I don't know, man.

01:07:57.919 --> 01:07:59.961
[SPEAKER_11]: I know I sound like an old fart when I'm saying this.

01:07:59.981 --> 01:08:01.103
[SPEAKER_10]: So that that era's gone.

01:08:01.423 --> 01:08:04.605
[SPEAKER_10]: the era is gone because we don't have real celebrities anymore.

01:08:04.825 --> 01:08:20.696
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean to speak of they did another bit that week where he and Paul were driving around and they got a flat tire and they stopped and it had them sweaty changing the flat tire and a car pulls up next to them and it's Johnny Carson in the car and he just takes his head and keeps going.

01:08:21.136 --> 01:08:23.738
[SPEAKER_10]: There's no way you can construct that gag anymore.

01:08:23.838 --> 01:08:25.879
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm glad that pops up on my feed.

01:08:26.260 --> 01:08:27.220
[SPEAKER_11]: No commercials though.

01:08:27.260 --> 01:08:28.161
[SPEAKER_11]: Speaking of commercials,

01:08:31.463 --> 01:08:33.384
[SPEAKER_11]: I fully admit that I'm a rub.

01:08:33.504 --> 01:08:42.007
[SPEAKER_11]: I look, I think I've over the years been aware of my shortcomings and I've always on this particular show and other shows.

01:08:42.467 --> 01:08:54.972
[SPEAKER_11]: I'd like to call out the over commercialization of society, but I make no bones about the fact that we sell advertising in this show and we can be dirty little hores when we're trying to monetize this program.

01:08:54.992 --> 01:08:56.853
[SPEAKER_10]: We only sell products that we believe in.

01:08:57.746 --> 01:09:05.150
[SPEAKER_11]: I purchased a product recently that I really do think I was manipulated.

01:09:05.570 --> 01:09:16.316
[SPEAKER_10]: I was driven to purchase this because he used to be more of a impulse buyer say 20 years ago where any slick ad campaign would suck you in.

01:09:16.897 --> 01:09:17.877
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, this is the thing.

01:09:18.117 --> 01:09:18.758
[SPEAKER_11]: Here's the thing.

01:09:19.178 --> 01:09:20.679
[SPEAKER_11]: This was not an ad campaign.

01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:30.709
[SPEAKER_11]: This was simply me happening on a product and looking at it and really inside saying to myself, I have to have this.

01:09:30.969 --> 01:09:31.930
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

01:09:32.191 --> 01:09:33.052
[SPEAKER_11]: And I'll share it with you.

01:09:33.072 --> 01:09:34.373
[SPEAKER_11]: We're not going to do the big T's.

01:09:34.433 --> 01:09:35.694
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to hold it up right now.

01:09:36.115 --> 01:09:36.796
[SPEAKER_11]: I bought this.

01:09:37.316 --> 01:09:38.037
[SPEAKER_11]: I use this.

01:09:38.698 --> 01:09:39.298
[SPEAKER_11]: I like this.

01:09:40.399 --> 01:09:40.840
[SPEAKER_11]: Here we go.

01:09:41.922 --> 01:09:45.326
[SPEAKER_10]: Ted Lasso, is it Ted Lasso deodorant?

01:09:45.526 --> 01:09:46.947
[SPEAKER_11]: It's Ted Lasso deodorant.

01:09:47.368 --> 01:09:48.209
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow.

01:09:48.589 --> 01:09:49.090
[SPEAKER_11]: There you go.

01:09:49.330 --> 01:09:54.455
[SPEAKER_11]: To the people that really love Ted Lasso so much that they've got to have him under their arm.

01:09:54.515 --> 01:10:02.444
[SPEAKER_10]: That is really, really the first sign that there's a chink in the armor at the Ted Lasso companies because they shouldn't be marketing it that way.

01:10:02.982 --> 01:10:08.323
[SPEAKER_09]: Missy if I can get the what's it say under the it says a fc rich man.

01:10:08.543 --> 01:10:10.004
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's 13 the team.

01:10:10.304 --> 01:10:10.644
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

01:10:10.744 --> 01:10:11.104
[SPEAKER_09]: There you go.

01:10:11.124 --> 01:10:13.904
[SPEAKER_09]: That's How does it smell like don't you dare settle?

01:10:14.945 --> 01:10:18.065
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, hold on to that be women's theater on based on this season.

01:10:18.325 --> 01:10:19.926
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's just a dove for men.

01:10:20.526 --> 01:10:22.626
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, but if it smells good enough, plus care.

01:10:22.906 --> 01:10:23.046
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.

01:10:23.106 --> 01:10:25.467
[SPEAKER_10]: If it's if it smells good enough, anyone can use it.

01:10:25.527 --> 01:10:25.687
[SPEAKER_10]: How?

01:10:25.727 --> 01:10:25.907
[SPEAKER_10]: How?

01:10:25.927 --> 01:10:26.487
[SPEAKER_11]: Really good.

01:10:26.747 --> 01:10:27.507
[SPEAKER_10]: What is it smell like?

01:10:27.527 --> 01:10:28.187
[SPEAKER_10]: Can you can you?

01:10:28.267 --> 01:10:29.288
[SPEAKER_11]: It's got, uh, hold on.

01:10:29.308 --> 01:10:30.068
[SPEAKER_11]: Let me get my stuff.

01:10:30.148 --> 01:10:30.588
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's

01:10:31.148 --> 01:10:33.051
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no, this is actually the best way to do that.

01:10:33.071 --> 01:10:34.433
[SPEAKER_09]: That would be notes of barbecue.

01:10:34.613 --> 01:10:35.835
[SPEAKER_11]: It's got sandalwood.

01:10:35.995 --> 01:10:37.497
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, what the fuck is sandalwood?

01:10:37.658 --> 01:10:45.789
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, sandalwood is a smell that they use a lot, and they point it out in different different of clones and things like that.

01:10:45.829 --> 01:10:47.071
[SPEAKER_10]: But I don't know what it smells like.

01:10:47.191 --> 01:10:50.112
[SPEAKER_11]: Bergama, they we have that with the Kremo.

01:10:50.673 --> 01:10:53.294
[SPEAKER_11]: And by the way, I see Kremo certain products.

01:10:53.734 --> 01:10:57.215
[SPEAKER_11]: Are they still selling the deodorant or did we drive them out of business?

01:10:57.496 --> 01:11:00.357
[SPEAKER_09]: No, they made a deal with Target, so they don't need us anymore.

01:11:00.757 --> 01:11:02.798
[SPEAKER_11]: But they don't, there was no Kremo.

01:11:02.938 --> 01:11:05.379
[SPEAKER_11]: I was looking for Kremo and Target.

01:11:05.679 --> 01:11:07.760
[SPEAKER_10]: And he was so funny on Seinfeld.

01:11:07.940 --> 01:11:09.000
[SPEAKER_10]: I ended up doing this.

01:11:09.480 --> 01:11:11.221
[SPEAKER_10]: But I think, and are you pleased with it?

01:11:11.821 --> 01:11:12.441
[SPEAKER_11]: It's fabulous.

01:11:12.641 --> 01:11:15.442
[SPEAKER_10]: Is it Deodorant Anti-Persprinter, just Deodorant?

01:11:15.742 --> 01:11:18.703
[SPEAKER_11]: It actually is Deodorant, and it's also candy.

01:11:19.143 --> 01:11:31.506
[SPEAKER_11]: Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,

01:11:32.146 --> 01:11:33.266
[SPEAKER_09]: It's aluminum free.

01:11:34.027 --> 01:11:34.307
[SPEAKER_11]: Good.

01:11:34.327 --> 01:11:36.368
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a good thing that it's aluminum free.

01:11:36.408 --> 01:11:48.692
[SPEAKER_10]: If you don't want it to rust, and Mike, this just in Sandwood is a class of fragrant wood from the trees and the genus Santalum, prized for their rich woody and long lasting essential oils.

01:11:48.933 --> 01:11:50.553
[SPEAKER_11]: So I would just think it smells like sandals.

01:11:50.813 --> 01:11:51.133
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

01:11:51.353 --> 01:11:52.754
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, not my sandals.

01:11:53.134 --> 01:11:53.954
[SPEAKER_11]: No, not your

01:12:01.289 --> 01:12:06.331
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, in what way like for example, do you ever take them out and, uh, you know, give them a good scrub.

01:12:06.471 --> 01:12:06.851
[SPEAKER_10]: But sure.

01:12:07.171 --> 01:12:07.291
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:12:07.311 --> 01:12:08.051
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, I'm down.

01:12:08.091 --> 01:12:08.332
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:12:08.472 --> 01:12:09.212
[SPEAKER_10]: But you know what?

01:12:09.272 --> 01:12:12.953
[SPEAKER_10]: I haven't been wearing them a lot this year because I've been mostly inside.

01:12:12.973 --> 01:12:13.713
[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, good news.

01:12:13.753 --> 01:12:15.674
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll all bring them to the other bank.

01:12:15.754 --> 01:12:16.394
[SPEAKER_10]: I can't wait.

01:12:16.414 --> 01:12:16.794
[SPEAKER_10]: I can't wait.

01:12:16.814 --> 01:12:17.014
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

01:12:17.034 --> 01:12:17.575
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, take a break.

01:12:17.595 --> 01:12:20.776
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you have some of your own, you know, you do the video on this show.

01:12:20.876 --> 01:12:22.396
[SPEAKER_11]: I've done a lot more than I normally do.

01:12:22.676 --> 01:12:24.397
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you have some beautiful value for us?

01:12:24.677 --> 01:12:26.160
[SPEAKER_10]: I have things that will tickle you.

01:12:26.220 --> 01:12:26.500
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

01:12:26.761 --> 01:12:27.522
[SPEAKER_11]: I want to be tickled.

01:12:27.762 --> 01:12:30.507
[SPEAKER_11]: I got really respectful after my altercation today.

01:12:31.208 --> 01:12:33.351
[SPEAKER_11]: That Karen, that asshole, don't feed the birds.

01:12:33.892 --> 01:12:34.714
[SPEAKER_11]: We'll take a quick one.

01:12:34.794 --> 01:12:37.939
[SPEAKER_11]: And when we come back, it's a beautiful video on the Michael Mara Show.

01:12:37.959 --> 01:12:38.360
[SPEAKER_11]: Hit it!

01:12:39.822 --> 01:12:41.443
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, no, no, that's like the double thing.

01:12:41.463 --> 01:12:42.583
[SPEAKER_11]: I want to, ow!

01:12:42.763 --> 01:12:45.464
[SPEAKER_10]: I know, I'm sorry that it's an instrumental because you're going to talk over it.

01:12:45.644 --> 01:12:48.505
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I am wearing, I'm going to take them off right now.

01:12:48.566 --> 01:12:49.246
[SPEAKER_11]: Hold on a second.

01:12:49.666 --> 01:12:50.626
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm wearing these right now.

01:12:50.646 --> 01:12:56.949
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01:12:57.349 --> 01:13:00.650
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01:13:01.871 --> 01:13:03.451
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01:13:03.491 --> 01:13:03.771
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01:13:06.312 --> 01:13:07.813
[SPEAKER_11]: Do the socks smell like sandalwood?

01:13:08.624 --> 01:13:27.101
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01:13:45.100 --> 01:13:48.802
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01:13:48.822 --> 01:13:49.863
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01:14:18.119 --> 01:14:24.463
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01:14:56.555 --> 01:14:57.796
[SPEAKER_11]: I ran out of copy there.

01:14:58.056 --> 01:14:58.656
[SPEAKER_11]: Sorry about that.

01:14:58.996 --> 01:15:00.256
[SPEAKER_11]: I hit the music for Rob's view.

01:15:00.276 --> 01:15:01.236
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, please look ahead.

01:15:01.316 --> 01:15:01.956
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm like that.

01:15:02.036 --> 01:15:03.737
[SPEAKER_08]: Some beautiful video.

01:15:03.797 --> 01:15:04.617
[SPEAKER_08]: Jerry.

01:15:05.874 --> 01:15:10.639
[SPEAKER_10]: Alright, Mike, this is not a racially motivated tape, but it is a real news story.

01:15:11.400 --> 01:15:23.292
[SPEAKER_10]: And the lady complained that after she had suffered with some migraines and then actually was injured in an automobile accident, she talked with what she said was a Chinese accent.

01:15:24.193 --> 01:15:32.101
[SPEAKER_10]: and it is called foreign accent syndrome and it turns out it's not that she's trying to sound like she's Asian.

01:15:32.702 --> 01:15:36.106
[SPEAKER_10]: It's that her synapses aren't firing right, so she mispronounces.

01:15:36.246 --> 01:15:38.288
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you smell bullshit on this a little bit?

01:15:38.508 --> 01:15:38.929
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't.

01:15:39.269 --> 01:15:41.812
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, because it came from a real news source.

01:15:42.312 --> 01:15:44.073
[SPEAKER_10]: But I just find a name that way.

01:15:44.434 --> 01:15:46.115
[SPEAKER_10]: No, they never do Josh.

01:15:46.515 --> 01:15:49.197
[SPEAKER_10]: If nothing else, it's worthy of discussion.

01:15:49.357 --> 01:15:51.479
[SPEAKER_11]: I feel pretty good when they're mad.

01:15:51.519 --> 01:15:53.200
[SPEAKER_11]: You perked up there for a second.

01:15:53.260 --> 01:15:54.001
[SPEAKER_11]: Good job.

01:15:54.141 --> 01:15:54.781
[SPEAKER_11]: There we go.

01:15:54.902 --> 01:15:56.082
[SPEAKER_10]: It is own ass button.

01:15:57.243 --> 01:15:59.325
[SPEAKER_10]: This is a foreign accents syndrome.

01:15:59.805 --> 01:16:00.406
[SPEAKER_10]: Batovi.

01:16:00.826 --> 01:16:01.787
[SPEAKER_06]: Batovi, charge it.

01:16:02.247 --> 01:16:03.228
[SPEAKER_10]: Batovi, charge it.

01:16:03.768 --> 01:16:11.353
[SPEAKER_06]: Sarah Colwell from Plymouth, in England, is a dead-set poem for now, sounds like he's from Shanghai.

01:16:11.413 --> 01:16:11.973
[SPEAKER_04]: Two years ago.

01:16:12.033 --> 01:16:14.735
[SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't until I was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

01:16:14.975 --> 01:16:18.557
[SPEAKER_04]: She actually said, you're aware of the way you were speaking.

01:16:19.017 --> 01:16:20.839
[SPEAKER_04]: And I said, oh, I sound like I'm a solar.

01:16:21.319 --> 01:16:24.141
[SPEAKER_04]: And she said, no, you sound like you can work at a Chinese restaurant.

01:16:24.221 --> 01:16:24.641
[SPEAKER_04]: Crush.

01:16:25.161 --> 01:16:25.742
[SPEAKER_02]: Crushed.

01:16:26.342 --> 01:16:26.802
[SPEAKER_04]: Crushed.

01:16:27.303 --> 01:16:27.843
[SPEAKER_10]: Crushed.

01:16:30.155 --> 01:16:30.775
[SPEAKER_10]: Hot, isn't it?

01:16:30.815 --> 01:16:32.776
[SPEAKER_10]: The brain is a weird thing.

01:16:32.796 --> 01:16:34.237
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think it's crap.

01:16:34.317 --> 01:16:35.418
[SPEAKER_11]: I think we can tend to it.

01:16:35.878 --> 01:16:36.118
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

01:16:36.158 --> 01:16:41.841
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, either way, I'm glad we were able to determine that because you know what, this is the place where rumors come to die.

01:16:42.121 --> 01:16:42.701
[SPEAKER_11]: This is true.

01:16:43.462 --> 01:16:44.742
[SPEAKER_11]: Look, who knows.

01:16:45.543 --> 01:16:46.703
[SPEAKER_11]: There's lots of things.

01:16:46.803 --> 01:16:48.724
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, our society's based on that.

01:16:48.764 --> 01:16:50.765
[SPEAKER_11]: You got to have a little faith, right?

01:16:50.805 --> 01:16:51.086
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

01:16:51.126 --> 01:16:53.187
[SPEAKER_11]: You have to have a little faith once in a while, don't you?

01:16:53.207 --> 01:16:54.847
[SPEAKER_11]: And anything's possible.

01:17:00.773 --> 01:17:02.755
[SPEAKER_10]: James Bond movies are quite popular.

01:17:02.815 --> 01:17:03.996
[SPEAKER_11]: No, hold on.

01:17:04.016 --> 01:17:07.518
[SPEAKER_11]: We we have just a person that's just come into the studio here.

01:17:07.819 --> 01:17:08.519
[SPEAKER_11]: Get down low.

01:17:08.599 --> 01:17:09.540
[SPEAKER_11]: So they can see you.

01:17:09.560 --> 01:17:09.960
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.

01:17:09.980 --> 01:17:10.541
[SPEAKER_11]: What do you have?

01:17:10.681 --> 01:17:11.542
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?

01:17:11.582 --> 01:17:16.646
[SPEAKER_11]: Blueberry sorbet is your protein sorbet on kind of what do you mean cut.

01:17:17.726 --> 01:17:18.487
[SPEAKER_11]: Mike is testing it.

01:17:21.317 --> 01:17:23.238
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, blueberry is a super food.

01:17:23.658 --> 01:17:23.859
[SPEAKER_11]: Mm-hmm.

01:17:23.979 --> 01:17:24.919
[SPEAKER_11]: Can I have one more bite?

01:17:24.939 --> 01:17:25.720
[SPEAKER_11]: That's really pretty good.

01:17:25.760 --> 01:17:26.380
[SPEAKER_11]: That's actually good.

01:17:27.041 --> 01:17:30.923
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think it's as good as the blue ice cream in King's Dominion Josh, which also contains blueberries?

01:17:31.503 --> 01:17:35.326
[SPEAKER_09]: I, I'm more interested in Michael feed in Mike.

01:17:35.786 --> 01:17:36.146
[SPEAKER_11]: That's good.

01:17:36.306 --> 01:17:37.407
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, it's got my hand.

01:17:37.427 --> 01:17:37.968
[SPEAKER_11]: It's my man.

01:17:38.188 --> 01:17:39.268
[SPEAKER_11]: Just came home from school.

01:17:39.308 --> 01:17:40.449
[SPEAKER_11]: Just came home from working out.

01:17:40.509 --> 01:17:41.630
[SPEAKER_11]: I love that kid so much.

01:17:41.830 --> 01:17:43.211
[SPEAKER_10]: You're getting used to the future.

01:17:43.671 --> 01:17:44.131
[SPEAKER_11]: I love it.

01:17:44.911 --> 01:17:49.733
[SPEAKER_11]: Shut up, you shut up, you know, I think about that Rob.

01:17:50.053 --> 01:17:52.474
[SPEAKER_11]: I know, that's why we have to go about that series.

01:17:52.494 --> 01:17:55.115
[SPEAKER_10]: We have to call attention to it to diffuse it.

01:17:55.575 --> 01:17:57.515
[SPEAKER_10]: James Bond movies are quite popular.

01:17:57.655 --> 01:17:58.896
[SPEAKER_10]: This made me laugh.

01:17:59.076 --> 01:17:59.996
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't realize this.

01:18:00.116 --> 01:18:05.458
[SPEAKER_10]: I recently watched all the James Bond movies in a row, not like in one day, but over the course of like a month.

01:18:06.178 --> 01:18:13.604
[SPEAKER_10]: And that there are three James Bond movies that have the same bit actor doing the same gag in three different Bond movies.

01:18:13.644 --> 01:18:14.284
[SPEAKER_10]: Watch this.

01:18:20.088 --> 01:18:21.429
[SPEAKER_10]: This is the spy who loved me.

01:18:22.970 --> 01:18:24.532
[SPEAKER_10]: It's just the guy with the one.

01:18:24.572 --> 01:18:24.792
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:18:29.075 --> 01:18:30.616
[SPEAKER_10]: Does the same thing look like her?

01:18:34.067 --> 01:18:37.148
[SPEAKER_10]: and does the same thing in for your eyes all the way.

01:18:37.208 --> 01:18:40.349
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a great dream, you know, and no one would know.

01:18:40.369 --> 01:18:43.410
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I mean, because they're separated by like eight years.

01:18:43.530 --> 01:18:47.471
[SPEAKER_11]: I love love love stuff like that when creators put that in.

01:18:47.491 --> 01:18:50.692
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think that is just like a total inside joke from the bond?

01:18:50.732 --> 01:18:52.312
[SPEAKER_10]: People, I think it's 100% right?

01:18:52.552 --> 01:19:01.495
[SPEAKER_11]: I would think you'd have to have the same director to make that happen for, you know, a series of three of the more that were directed by the same guy, but I'm not sure.

01:19:01.555 --> 01:19:02.576
[SPEAKER_10]: certainly to make it work.

01:19:02.636 --> 01:19:05.298
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, Josh loves artificial intelligence.

01:19:05.318 --> 01:19:07.019
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, a lot of people call it AI.

01:19:07.699 --> 01:19:10.301
[SPEAKER_10]: And something succeed and some things do not.

01:19:10.321 --> 01:19:10.802
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

01:19:11.002 --> 01:19:13.063
[SPEAKER_10]: This is a guy that took two smart phones.

01:19:13.083 --> 01:19:14.705
[SPEAKER_10]: He has one of them to beat box.

01:19:15.425 --> 01:19:20.169
[SPEAKER_10]: And then he has the other one to wrap against the beat boxing that the other phone was doing.

01:19:20.949 --> 01:19:27.514
[SPEAKER_10]: This is not a success, and this, if anything else, the only way I can describe this frustrated me.

01:19:27.994 --> 01:19:31.836
[SPEAKER_10]: So you can tell me to stop at any time, because I get my order in the town.

01:19:32.057 --> 01:19:35.659
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, because I know the thing, I don't like the guy, but it's a good idea.

01:19:35.739 --> 01:19:36.560
[SPEAKER_10]: Is the guy slick?

01:19:37.420 --> 01:19:38.981
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he's just sort of a drip.

01:19:39.101 --> 01:19:44.645
[SPEAKER_03]: I have another AI beat box, and then you, and then you wrap on it, okay?

01:19:45.686 --> 01:19:46.106
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

01:19:46.967 --> 01:19:47.327
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

01:19:49.969 --> 01:19:52.049
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, so just might be no one to jump in.

01:19:53.130 --> 01:19:57.611
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, so can you beatbox and I'm going to have another AI wrap on it.

01:19:57.691 --> 01:20:00.832
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so make it good and easy to wrap on.

01:20:02.092 --> 01:20:06.653
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure thing, smooth and steady about mid-timple.

01:20:09.874 --> 01:20:12.314
[SPEAKER_02]: City balls under street light clouds.

01:20:12.854 --> 01:20:14.435
[SPEAKER_02]: Goods tap time on crack.

01:20:14.735 --> 01:20:15.835
[SPEAKER_02]: I walks below.

01:20:29.635 --> 01:20:30.155
[SPEAKER_11]: It works.

01:20:30.195 --> 01:20:34.577
[SPEAKER_11]: The whole thing works and being denied is it works.

01:20:34.617 --> 01:20:37.018
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but it's just, it's just so frustrating.

01:20:37.078 --> 01:20:38.338
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what?

01:20:38.358 --> 01:20:38.658
[SPEAKER_11]: Just here.

01:20:38.678 --> 01:20:39.318
[SPEAKER_11]: The BBB.

01:20:39.819 --> 01:20:39.999
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

01:20:40.019 --> 01:20:49.742
[SPEAKER_11]: Josh Soroka, don't you think our man Rob Spiewack has a devious enough brain to come up with dueling a eyes of some kind where he would be able to figure out.

01:20:49.822 --> 01:20:54.663
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, it's based on something I used to do when I would run board at WJFK.

01:20:54.843 --> 01:21:01.745
[SPEAKER_10]: I would put two calls in audition, talking to each other on the radio station phone lines.

01:21:01.845 --> 01:21:04.906
[SPEAKER_10]: And then call Tom Gavin and sometimes include Tom.

01:21:04.946 --> 01:21:05.406
[SPEAKER_10]: Of course.

01:21:05.526 --> 01:21:05.786
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

01:21:05.806 --> 01:21:06.206
[SPEAKER_10]: It's good.

01:21:06.447 --> 01:21:07.327
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a good thing to do.

01:21:07.367 --> 01:21:08.227
[SPEAKER_10]: Secrets.

01:21:08.747 --> 01:21:11.008
[SPEAKER_10]: Now Mike, let us close with this.

01:21:11.328 --> 01:21:13.708
[SPEAKER_10]: You're a Florida guy, Josh is a Florida guy.

01:21:14.089 --> 01:21:16.429
[SPEAKER_10]: The Burger King Bird Protector is a Florida guy.

01:21:19.450 --> 01:21:23.332
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I mean, I'm not in the lips, but I mean, I'm, but that's where I go to a lot of my baseball tournaments.

01:21:23.472 --> 01:21:25.713
[SPEAKER_11]: So I go every year.

01:21:25.833 --> 01:21:29.815
[SPEAKER_10]: This is a pretty exciting visitor that visited a house in Sarasota.

01:21:29.875 --> 01:21:31.857
[SPEAKER_10]: I think being Florida guys, you will enjoy this.

01:21:31.937 --> 01:21:32.157
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

01:21:33.437 --> 01:21:33.978
[SPEAKER_10]: There's a cop.

01:21:35.518 --> 01:21:36.019
[SPEAKER_10]: And a gator.

01:21:40.487 --> 01:21:44.269
[SPEAKER_01]: I walked this video and got to this the other day just like happened on it and it was been granted to the deadlings.

01:21:44.549 --> 01:21:49.491
[SPEAKER_10]: So the cop is between a door and the door is between the cop and the data, yikes.

01:21:49.991 --> 01:21:51.231
[SPEAKER_11]: This is not the data.

01:21:51.491 --> 01:21:52.952
[SPEAKER_11]: Like S.O.B.

01:21:52.992 --> 01:21:54.273
[SPEAKER_11]: He Gator Removal.

01:21:55.533 --> 01:21:56.994
[SPEAKER_09]: Why do you see this data moves off?

01:21:57.854 --> 01:22:00.475
[SPEAKER_09]: But I like the cameraman giving it a price to the cop.

01:22:00.515 --> 01:22:01.135
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, there we go.

01:22:01.456 --> 01:22:01.996
[SPEAKER_09]: Got it.

01:22:02.256 --> 01:22:02.556
[SPEAKER_09]: Got it.

01:22:02.576 --> 01:22:02.896
[SPEAKER_09]: Got it.

01:22:02.936 --> 01:22:03.276
[SPEAKER_09]: Got it.

01:22:05.843 --> 01:22:06.583
[SPEAKER_11]: So open now.

01:22:06.703 --> 01:22:10.204
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there it goes, get it.

01:22:13.785 --> 01:22:19.267
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a good lizard fast and you know what, can you imagine if that thing was about twice its size?

01:22:19.667 --> 01:22:20.587
[SPEAKER_10]: I'd sell my house.

01:22:20.667 --> 01:22:21.347
[SPEAKER_10]: I absolutely would.

01:22:21.507 --> 01:22:23.528
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I think you think that doesn't work.

01:22:24.008 --> 01:22:30.710
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you know what, I have been close to a gator that was easily double the size of that gator.

01:22:31.050 --> 01:22:32.111
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, they're all done.

01:22:32.352 --> 01:22:43.404
[SPEAKER_11]: By the way, you know what they say down here Josh knows this if you're near as do you think there are gators in that body of water I said they're can always be a gator in a body of water in Florida.

01:22:43.464 --> 01:22:45.586
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the way it goes We got to get out of here.

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[SPEAKER_11]: We will return with another episode tomorrow afternoon ladies and gentlemen Please join us roughly four fifty eight Easter time

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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes!

01:22:54.434 --> 01:22:57.695
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, excuse me, that was my, uh, wopper from mine.

01:22:57.715 --> 01:22:58.735
[SPEAKER_11]: I've had a traumatic day.

01:22:58.875 --> 01:23:00.776
[SPEAKER_10]: That excuse me sounded insincere.

01:23:00.956 --> 01:23:02.296
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, because it was.

01:23:02.316 --> 01:23:04.997
[SPEAKER_11]: For Josh Rokin Robbs P-Wack, this is Michael Marisang.

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[SPEAKER_11]: So long, every bud, dude.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Right, your pop.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That is a lie.

01:23:27.747 --> 01:23:30.019
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I spend a lot of time thinking about dirt.

01:23:30.581 --> 01:23:31.788
[SPEAKER_00]: I rape our bony for Miami.