June 16, 2026

#3662: F Off

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Transcript

Roger... Ready to move out: Today, a little something for everybody. We debut our new dedicated phone line... who has the guts to try it? Mike gets a combo gift. There's nice hunk of good old-fashioned arguin'. Plus, Sunburn, attraction, World Cup... and he did WHAT with the sheet?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, on with the show.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Aaaaaa!

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[SPEAKER_09]: Hi, I'm Dr. Joyce Brothers.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Those of us who are independent and live alone shouldn't do so without having emergency protection.

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[SPEAKER_16]: Michael Merra, radio entertainment.

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[SPEAKER_16]: You can listen to the Michael Merrill show at Michael MerrillShow.com.

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[SPEAKER_16]: Wow, what have we here?

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[SPEAKER_10]: It's a podcast.

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[SPEAKER_10]: But I want to excitement.

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[SPEAKER_10]: We have today.

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[SPEAKER_16]: It's the Michael Merrill Show with Michael Merrill and Rob Spiewack.

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[SPEAKER_16]: Now here's Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you ever noticed when we start to show now, we have that like AI generated modern music.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It ends and suddenly there's just like this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: giant pause followed by going into another world.

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[SPEAKER_03]: of like retro and it's so the portal is silent when we go through.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The portal is like, there's no neon like that and then we're in talking to Dr. Joyce Brothers.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think there's any show like it online.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't.

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[SPEAKER_06]: And I think it's great that we're looking out for some of our older listeners.

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[SPEAKER_06]: They need protection.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But emergency protection.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think Mike's right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's come up with a sound effect that transitions right there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: How about we just transition into it?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Better.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you don't want to hear the little bits up front?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, you don't want to hear the little bits and it's like seven hours between the music and being in there's no segway.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's horrible.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's horrible.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's a three count for edit in the audio after.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, because the most of our listeners do not see that countdown.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, and we don't want, you know, we don't want it to bleed over.

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[SPEAKER_06]: So it's sort of on purpose.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know who in my eyes saw rain.

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[SPEAKER_06]: All right, um, show what is it?

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[SPEAKER_06]: Because we want to clean at it up front.

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[SPEAKER_06]: And we have if the modern music, you know, goes into it'll bleed.

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[SPEAKER_06]: And Mike has the Rolling Stones says, let it bleed, but I disagree.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome to the Michael Maris Show today is F off Tuesday.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm my phone number in a minute.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The final number is at the bottom of the screen.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Five say it is funny.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Five so one, six, two, four, one, nine, one, four.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You have to call it now.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the show's on.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We're not taking recordings.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there's a little slap somewhere.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Just someone have a computer turned up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, then we got, did we get all the bugs worked out with, yeah, I thought so.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I hear something.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_03]: My phone started, my phone started playing for me.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Christ.

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[SPEAKER_03]: See, I knew I wasn't.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and people give me, and people want to tell me the f-off, because they get on Rob's ass.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm Mike, I, I, I, I, oh, the boom.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, would you like to call five, seven, one, six, two, five, one, one, one, one, four, you know, we have, we have the new start and it just can't fucking be done it can't no you didn't listen, it wasn't working fine It wasn't working fine until the show starts and then even though it wasn't saying and then I hear it in the background something and I'm like oh my god, what's going on?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, it was his phone it wasn't fucking on during a broadcast at the worst possible moment

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[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, I hope people call me and tell me to have fun because I, I don't know why my phone started playing.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Correct.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I am proud that Mike's phone never goes off during a show.

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[SPEAKER_05]: My phone goes off in all the time during the show, just not at the most important moment.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I didn't choose the moment.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to ramp people up, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to get people ramp time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So what is the, all right, 5, 7, 1, 6, 2, 4, 1, 9, 1, 4.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Can someone slap my, now Tom, Tom Powers, Tom Powers?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now the rate, can I just finish Josh?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Can I just finish?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Please.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Tom, you have an opportunity to slap me today because the f-off line is not designed for Josh.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not designed for Rob.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It is me and me alone if you would like to call and say hello.

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[SPEAKER_05]: where you're from, and then simply say, Mike F. Off, that's it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: If you want to call and you have a reason to call, you can call and say it's different.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But I think it's to prove that all these haters don't have any balls, and they just post things online.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They'll never use their real name.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Make a phone call.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I don't care if they use an alias on the phone.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That doesn't drive me at all.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I hate to bring this up, but the F. Off

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, good thing I've got a backup.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So there we go.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That call the F off line five seven one six two four nineteen forty one nineteen forty one like the movie with John Believer actually nineteen forty one when the allies were taking on the Germans in the japan east uh... nineteen forty one when uh... Benny Goodman and his orchestra were at the pinnacle of their success uh... nineteen four that's all I mean I might listen to touch the p.t.

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[SPEAKER_03]: and I said what is this spell and it says it spells five seven one o' mera

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[SPEAKER_03]: I told you, P.D.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, it doesn't.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It does not at all.

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[SPEAKER_06]: What it does, though.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, it doesn't.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It spells 5, 7, 1, nag 1941.

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[SPEAKER_06]: If you wanted to assign a letter to it, nag 1941, because the haters are a little bit, they nag a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I like to pause what he does something like that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's got to handle it on his own.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm still doing it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, all right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So boy, it doesn't matter.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, low, low to bar, stew to bone to deep down.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You don't write it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You, you say it in the chat.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Doesn't count.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, you don't.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, you don't spell it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I will we will continue with the broadcast and every time Josh thinks that it's worthy to put someone through he will put someone through and the only the only caveat.

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[SPEAKER_05]: for putting somebody through.

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[SPEAKER_05]: If you're going to get on the show, you have to tell me that from off to that.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, over the course of the years, do you take phone calls, nope, and I'll tell you why, because of things like this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, of course.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's lit.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean no one calls?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm saying that's why we don't do calls.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you take a bunch of, it's a bunch of work to take a phone call.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And if people don't call, why would we keep taking calls?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean, we've had people call in the past.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: they don't have anything to say so I figured if I gave them the F off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: rule.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, he's he's done it, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's thrown me for the Leah Remedy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We're right now.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, he has told me for the fucking Leah Remedy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No one calls.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's not fucking true.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Right here.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You want to get off of someone?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that person hung up.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So here, we'll take another call.

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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Very good.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We start with Johnny.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Johnny.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you do I just dive right in?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, Johnny.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi.

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[SPEAKER_05]: How are you?

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[UNKNOWN]: How are you?

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[UNKNOWN]: How are you?

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Good first call.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You get as soon as that word is said, they are gone.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They don't get more Josh.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I wish I was controlling it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I wish I was controlling it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I wish I was controlling it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I really do.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You set up to control it on the next time.

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[SPEAKER_03]: There is the lay for when I press it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But we've got Rick Schofield right here for you.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Maurice.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Rick say the friendly show pleasure.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, such a pleasure meeting you and your son and the island that we went on the last cruise.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Uh-huh.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Uh-huh.

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[SPEAKER_15]: It was just fantastic.

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[SPEAKER_15]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Time to be very bright.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Uh-huh.

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[SPEAKER_15]: And I've got Mike.

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[SPEAKER_06]: So like as we establish the rules when they say f off or the more graphic I know that's like saying 10 for good buddy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's not that don't put it like that dummy because if you put it like that They're gonna talk for three hours before they say it no right the whole idea of the f off line is people primarily are calling in to tell me to f off Okay, if you put in in rule form, you know do me if you got Henry

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, Henry.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hello.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Michael Mary show how are you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm doing well.

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[SPEAKER_02]: How are you doing?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Peachy, what can we do for you?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm calling.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm calling.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Bye.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a delay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a delay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The size of it's like we might as well be calling Antarctica.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The way it is today.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Antarctica.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, is what's his name?

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[SPEAKER_05]: David, hi, David.

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[SPEAKER_15]: I just want to say the tiger sucks and so did the Red Sox, they stink right now.

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[SPEAKER_15]: They do.

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[SPEAKER_15]: I just want to bitch about it.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_15]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Well, that's good.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Now see that's a reason we can talk before you.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, the Red Sox as I said, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not going to work until we tighten it up, the delay is too much, it's not working.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, to say up off to a Josh and Rob when I was told, it's working, I knew it wouldn't be.

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[SPEAKER_05]: As soon as I got that, I tell you, well, no, working means I can have a phone conversation with someone without waiting 10 seconds for a response because there's that much of a skip and a delay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That is not working.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll,

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would've been fine with me, you know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, what's worse than saying that a fall off to me?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Why would I care what they're gonna say, you know?

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[SPEAKER_06]: There does certainly seem to be a theme to the calls.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It's not like we're seeing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It seems to be a theme to the whole fucking broadcast today.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Then the idea was that I'd be able to line people up.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So like now I got two different people on hold that we could bring into the show.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And again, not put out my phone number.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I guess the software's causing the delay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, let's try another one.

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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, here's a, uh, another like gosh, gosh, did.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Hello.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Mike?

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[SPEAKER_05]: What?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck, oh, see that still doesn't not make me, it always makes me laugh.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So far, it makes me laugh.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That was a pretty good textbook call right there.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that was great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It worked.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And even though, but it doesn't help when we're all talking over each other, too, that's difficult as well.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So are we ready to pause here?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Goodbye, bye.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Hi.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Good day, sir.

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[UNKNOWN]: Good day.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Anyhow, ma'am.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I know there's no rule.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, here's just great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The call sex that then YouTube speak at exactly the same time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I can't understand either one of you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That is the kind of show we're having today.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is where this is what I would call ladies and gentlemen.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You are listening to bottom.

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[SPEAKER_05]: of my career right now.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It is officially floating down to the bottom right now.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I am trying to make it through without having a nervous breakdown today.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I will make it through.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I've made it through worst times than this, but just simply keep telling me if we have another one will do it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm the recipient.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I understand.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, we've got Matt here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, Matt.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hello.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hello, Josh.

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[SPEAKER_15]: Love you, Rob, I love you, but I love you.

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[SPEAKER_06]: And so close.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The only thing, yes, not to take credit, but I will.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The only thing saving this is the F off component.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I, I welcome everyone for calling in at 577-1624-1941.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And we will hit this Johnny.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, Johnny.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, Johnny.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Excuse me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Better child.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Very strange.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Very very nice.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think the Fauth helps the listener too?

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[SPEAKER_06]: in what way and that that they can get it off their chest and still it's always thrilling to be on a radio show especially to say a bad word.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, here we've got someone from Spokam.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Spokam Washington, who do we have Josh?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't say.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, Spokam, what can we do for you?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And now they come up, let's do another one from the, I believe this is dark.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's dark.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Hi.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Mike.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, you're working carlots to the bone.

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[SPEAKER_06]: What?

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[SPEAKER_04]: You're working carlots to the bone, man.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And she's not having enough time to be on the air.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Man, you got to do something.

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[SPEAKER_04]: We need more Carla.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, fuck off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I agree.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So just let me know if we can move forward Josh and this is work.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I am falling apart.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Why?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I told you yesterday that the hit where I had had my hip surgery, it was, I feel as though something is broken in there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I attempted to play golf today.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I was successful.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It is not.

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[SPEAKER_05]: getting necessarily worse, but I certainly was able to play.

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[SPEAKER_06]: You had sort of tested it before you hit the links though, right?

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[SPEAKER_06]: So you knew the kind of what to expect?

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[SPEAKER_06]: So Saturday was horrible.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sunday was bad.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yesterday was okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Enough that I went out there today, but then I couldn't, you know, play my favorite hobby, the way I normally play my favorite hobby.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.

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[SPEAKER_03]: concern that you just got back to the call for things after your arm issues.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know you're having issues with you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome to the world of 66.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it is soon to be 67.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, did I mention that Mrs. O'Mara, did I mention the gift?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No.

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[SPEAKER_06]: All my birthday gift because they father's day gift because we are oh my dad's and grads This is oh my god, so you got it early.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So remember when we had the donations for the kids Yeah for little league so Carla took all she took all that money and bought me a present

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[SPEAKER_05]: When you get you, I'm just kidding.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, you see, helper, that's when you say, you know, stop it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, that, you know, okay, but you'll just, you're content because deep in your psyche, you would love them to think that I stole money from them because that would help your narrative of being the good time in the back of the world.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That was this is what's the matter with his name narrative to try to make you look bad and me look good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, there is no It's not so anyway.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I got a great presence

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[SPEAKER_05]: And thank you, Shafran, for the Foff Super Chat.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We appreciate that $50 Super Chat.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We're not asking for money for it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But if you want to call and say, Foff, feel free to go ahead and do that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So anyway, Carly says to me, I got you a Father's Day birthday present.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's going to be delivered sometime this week.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Says this to me on the weekend.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You can either open it or we can wait.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, well, you know me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not open it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not a waiting person.

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[SPEAKER_06]: My daughter has a birthday close to Christmas and some people in the family that are a little unfeeling will say this is a combination birthday Christmas gift and that's never acceptable.

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[SPEAKER_06]: How do you feel about the combination of your birthday which by the way ends birthday season and and Father's Day, which falls right in the middle of me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It tells me if she puts them together Father's Day which you and I both know is usually dick.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh today, Carrie said to me, what would you like for Father's Day?

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[SPEAKER_06]: and i said the queen of that and i really is the queen of that i said nothing and she said okay and she danced out like she was going to spread lemurics and and and see shells to all those children yeah because she's satisfied

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You said you didn't want anything.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So the combo of the two, to me says she was behaving in such a way that I said, hmm, first of all, I hadn't expected anything for either one yet.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I hadn't even started talking about, I hadn't even talked about my birthday and I don't even pay attention to Father's Day.

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[SPEAKER_06]: So, you know, when my birthday passed in March and I was in Miami, she called me and said happy birthday.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I said, thank you.

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[SPEAKER_06]: She said, I was going to get some, but, you know, cards are so expensive.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I said, yes, yes, they are.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So, you

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[SPEAKER_05]: she says it's been delivered.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're picking your son up when you get home.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's going to be on the porch.

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[SPEAKER_05]: If you don't want to know what it is, go in through the garage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Don't look at it or look at it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I would be in a box from the box.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So the size of the box.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I drive up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I see it like from a distance and I'm like, okay, that's easy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm with my son.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I want to know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I want to know right now.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I want to describe this guy's like like over a foot in all directions.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, one thing Mike's been asking for.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I know two years.

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[SPEAKER_06]: G.S.

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[SPEAKER_06]: What's it?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Golf simulator.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I was thinking a golf bag.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It is a rectangular box.

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[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not ice cream.

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[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not ice cream.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It's rectangular.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Is it a picture of something?

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[UNKNOWN]: Uh, what?

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[SPEAKER_06]: Is it a picture like a painting or a print or something?

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[SPEAKER_06]: That would be in a long rectangular box?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I thought perhaps a picture of you and me that she had put on a canvas.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's like a rectangular cube.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's a box.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Like a new club.

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[SPEAKER_05]: uh... it's big enough to why to be a new club looks like let me i'll give you the size of the box what looks like it could be in it look what could be in it it looks like it could be a uh... blender or something like a larger blood it's it's it looks like it could be an appliance and i will give you the hint it is an appliance it's a kitchen appliance

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[SPEAKER_05]: it is a kitchen appliance.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It is a fancy new coffee machine and I am out of my mind.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Do you care to give the brand the model?

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[SPEAKER_06]: Does it have a big copper eagle on it?

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[SPEAKER_06]: What is it?

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[SPEAKER_06]: Jooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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[SPEAKER_05]: a couple of months ago.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, maybe a month ago.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I go to my mother-in-law's place and she says, Mike, would you like a cup of coffee?

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, I would love one, Linda.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And she puts this coffee down black coffee in front of me and I'm like, oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That is the best cup of coffee.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think I have ever had in my lifetime and she goes, well, it's the machine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I look over and I said, oh, that thing is just, and then she tells me how easy it is to make that cup of coffee.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm looking at it and I'm like, this is great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I can't stop talking about it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not for anything.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you just put it around coffee?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you put in beans or ground beans?

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I get home and I dive in and I'm looking at the machine and the machine is way out of my price range.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, I'll never buy this and I forgot about it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure, just went on and I completely forgot about it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now I drink coffee every single day.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now I drink coffee.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And in many cases, today, probably two big ass cups of coffee.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: And this coffee.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I was, I don't remember a being more excited about a birthday slash father's day gift in a very long time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, if you say, well, that's no big whoop, it is for me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe, maybe back in the day, you know, the one thing Carla bought me that made me cry like a baby was when she bought me a motorcycle.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you remember when she bought me a motorcycle?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I had

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[SPEAKER_05]: I was all reclaimed, and this is the same feeling with just, she nailed it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: She's absolutely nailed it, and I totally hated it all by the fact that she also drinks coffee every day.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, she really doesn't lately.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, really?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, she's not.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She's not.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She's not.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She's not.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She's not.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I hope it does because it can take the, you know, the milk and make the cup of Chino and the fraught Chino and the fraught and all that good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm just, I, I dive in.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm looking at videos.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm reading the entire manual.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm diving into this thing and I,

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[SPEAKER_05]: flipping love it when I used it this morning and it's it's it's fail save you it tells you when to clean it it's incredibly sanitary it disposes of the coffee grounds it like after every cup it makes every cup individually and then poops out the coffee grounds into a receptacle that you dump you can eat is there a setting that it can tell Carlo when to clean it?

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[SPEAKER_05]: And if you, God, you better take that up with her.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She's listening to me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's Rob, that said that, Carla.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I do have a question.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Do you have the option to make a pot if you want to?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I've got a really big mug.

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[SPEAKER_05]: uh... you you got a double up to a certain extent you can raise the level of the little spigots and i think you can add ounces to it and i think that's the way you do it i am play with that yet you know about the answer your question you can raise it all the way up and i think maybe you can make a pot you think you can it would be okay if you can't because we don't have friends and i have a uh... carry uses the correct which also can make a pot of coffee we've had it for two years how many pots of coffee have we made

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[SPEAKER_06]: Zero.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because we don't have people over.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, Rob, I've got a friend for you.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Who?

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[SPEAKER_03]: There is Scott.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so he's gone on from Thailand.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Scott, how are you?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm doing my what's going on just doing the little show taking calls at five seven one six two four nineteen forty one and are you calling all the way from Thailand one two three four but I am that's one of the day yes they're sure that's that'll work Scott what can we do for you today Mike I was wondering does it ever heard with Rob's chat lifts fucking up to you day after day after day

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[SPEAKER_05]: Every day, sir, every single day.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I bought a bottle off.

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[SPEAKER_06]: All the way from Thailand.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, does it hurt living over there and not being in the greatest country in the freeway?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I like it when you give back a little bit, too.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And it's because, well, he's a dick.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Rob's praised America.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I love America.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I do love America.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I just wanted to be the best to can be.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I hate everything about America.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I never run for office.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I can say it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you don't write now.

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[SPEAKER_06]: But you love America.

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[SPEAKER_06]: You're a fine patriot.

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[SPEAKER_05]: five seven one six two four nineteen forty one is the f-off lines today i offered it and now we have delivered on it and uh... you can call any time we might tighten it up we might actually uh... do that we might tighten up and have a less of a delay in the future all we might say a f-off to you will never do it again so uh... Joshua let us know we've got could it help if everyone called in on a landline

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[SPEAKER_03]: We will tighten it up.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What we did fix through this process is we can call people now.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that is good.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, we had issues where we couldn't, and I know now how to fix both of your boards so that either of you can then make phone calls as well.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But when we get the delay that's done, that'll be easier all the way around.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So, it's a little work in progress.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But we got Hugh here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, Hugh.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Where are you calling Trump?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Virginia, good choice, Virginia.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They're on from the old country if you catch my drift.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Is that Ireland?

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[SPEAKER_02]: That would be the United Kingdom.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, the United Kingdom, the old UK.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, how are you?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Phew, it's nice to hear your voice.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What can we do for you?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, last name grants, by the way, but some...

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have a little bit of news about Donald Gerardo, though.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, sir.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Apparently he has been canceled for calling a fellow reporter a bobby because she had blonde hair and kind of resembled the doll.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think it would be the least you could do to at least have him on the program to chat about his exile from the mainstream media.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hugh, I have to point out to you, sir, that story and that incident, I believe is, would I be accurate in saying that might be two years old?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think three or four.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think three.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And also, I'm beginning to think.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's Hugh, that's three or four years old.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's story.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Nevertheless, it would be a fascination to hear it from his perspective since no one else has.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And that's only heard the politically correct, you know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I understand.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I understand.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Is there anything else you wanted to say to me, you?

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[SPEAKER_05]: What we have, you want?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I certainly wouldn't use any vulgarisms against the, because it is a fine program.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I just think it would be fun to get some of the old faces back, also Mr. Burbank, but other than that, you guys are doing spectacular.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, kind of not what we were looking for.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We were kind of looking for you to say F off today.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So F off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Or you could always tell him.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I did.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, did you feel that that accent decayed that it was not real?

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[SPEAKER_06]: I have no idea.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I have no idea.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I, you know, I mean, here's where we can find a four-year-old story.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, here's where you can use the pun and actually say to him, fuck you.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck you, sir.

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[SPEAKER_06]: But you're using a few.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, anyway, you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So where were we?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Some somebody said, well, I'll be talking machine, but your body is falling apart.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, the body is falling apart.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I, the coffee machine, it was a just array of real sunshine until the morning, when it was a bit of a fire drill, I hurt.

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[SPEAKER_05]: My son went to a birthday party sleepover, got severely sunburned, and today I wrote this down.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Am I show prep sheet today?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said call CPS, do you know what CPS is?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Child protective services.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said call CPS, I made him go to baseball camp with a sunburned, and it may have been the first time ever that I said to my 12-year-old man up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_06]: He got the sunburned.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It's not your fault.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, but I mean, it was just like this this morning was just a drag.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I, you know, I think I'm going to be fine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But at the same time, I have titanium and ceramic and I have, you know, a drilled metal part into my femur.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I have artificial parts.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm thinking have they failed after fucking eight years when they're

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was a bit of a morning and I was just like get out there and do that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, you know, who is this camp run by Mr. Tureko?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, who is Mr. Tureko?

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's the, he's the head varsity baseball.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What's the sport you play?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it's baseball.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Get in the car!

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[SPEAKER_06]: When Michael got to practice, did anyone ask him if he played for the reds, it was, I bought, I bought it for my time.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That if he continues to get sunburn, don't have to melt his face off also.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's frustrating.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It runs in the family.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But there are just days that it all sort of spirals together.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I find Tuesdays to be the new Wednesday.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I used to think Wednesday was the day.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody went into work.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody got crazy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody was spinning like a top.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's Tuesday.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Tuesday is the official day of the week, the real work day of the week.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That is the real, real work day of the week.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It shifted because when we started the podcast, it was a Thursday thing.

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[SPEAKER_06]: But that was before all of the COVID and everything and what we decided was that no one was going to work on Friday.

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[SPEAKER_06]: So they really had to apply themselves on Thursday so they could totally blow off Friday.

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[SPEAKER_06]: But it shifted now and now Tuesdays the day.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Eventually no one will work at all.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's work hard Tuesday, wrap things up on Wednesday, clear out.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Amen.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But with today, the purpose of today's show, the reason we're all here today, we have given you listeners, the haters full range of our phone line today at 577-1624-1941.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You are enabled.

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[SPEAKER_05]: and we enable you to call in and tell me to F of.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, that's what you want to do.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Please take advantage, have fun, knock your little dick in the dirt, and enjoy yourself as much as you want to.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I will deal with Sunburn at a failing left hip, and I will not watch soccer any more.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm officially done.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Can't do it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: You're done with it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to try.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I tried enough, I tried enough, and it's not that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Although it could be, it's not that it's a low scoring low action with a lot of running.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But because actually when you see a corner kick or you see a free kick or you see a break away, it can be very exciting to watch and the crowd goes crazy, but it is low scoring.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the way it is.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And it's a huge pitch with the ball that can travel anywhere.

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[SPEAKER_05]: this is the this is the nail in the coffin.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I have seen my last skinny guy with big tree trunk legs fall down pretending that he's hurt when he is nothing of the kind.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that is what really.

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[SPEAKER_06]: See the guy yesterday who fell down because it was sunburn.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Good call back.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I can't stand that.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I really do think it would be a better game if it was the same with the same number of players in the same ball, but they played it on a basketball court.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it is more fun and exciting because that would be like indoor soccer.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So like the Baltimore Plast.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Let me ask Josh, hey, Fred.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I went to one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Josh, I have to ask you a question.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Did you get any blowback about the topless woman on the Biden White House lawn?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Did you get any shit about that?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I saw that all over so many emails and messages.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, people on my team saying, thank you for saying something to Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so you got your I love her sister there.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: The letters of support.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Not that's okay.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That really makes me happy Did you write

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[SPEAKER_05]: I wrote it, no, the fact is that this lady that did this was reprimand and asked not to return after she did that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And when the picture was taken, she was covering her breasts with her hands.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the photograph.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Not in the picture I had, well, that's not the picture.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You had the other picture of him for you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But it's not, it's not, that's, I did a dive.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So, this is good.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad you did a deep dive.

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[SPEAKER_06]: What are you laughing at, Rob?

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[SPEAKER_06]: I was laughing at the fact that Josh is staying with this, like it's a real thing that happened, that Biden designed it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, because my issue is the whole of that, not the one person, but the event and the party on the White House long on.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think person of front.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think it's an affront to the Christian church.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, all right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And the Christians in America to force it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: with Major League Baseball and some Giants players this past week.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not sure that that's how you presented it initially.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think you presented it as, as, as, I actually, I was trying to avoid the whole thing.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_06]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I still think it's okay.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I enjoyed the UFC and I think it's really, I think it's really done well.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think I was offended by it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I think it was stupid with a bunch of very dumb people saying very dumb things like drill Obama What's the man?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, the really dumb big college story of your dipshit who's up there with Dana, degenerate gambler, what, and licking Trump's butt and you know, it just was with that comment everyone turned on him.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Dana White said it was wrong, everyone there said it was wrong, Trump took off that guy's metal thing because of it.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So I'd like that they all responded right to that because that was wrong.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That's bad, of course.

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[SPEAKER_06]: But I still feel that the event in and of itself was shameful to try to make an event at the White House on the People's House as they call it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I got called me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a degenerate gambler.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was just like that because I'm in the degenerate gambler.

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[SPEAKER_06]: But that is the people's house and to do an event like that.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not against having a fighting event.

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[SPEAKER_06]: But to ally it with a celebration of America and his own birthday, that's the kind of thing you should do on the national mall.

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[SPEAKER_06]: And I think if he did it on the national mall near the reflecting pool that he ruined, then you've got something.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think it belongs at the White House.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That's just me.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That's I think it's shameful.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, he's talking to you, Josh, not talking to you.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't prepare to get to this argument.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we know Roosevelt had a box in ring at the White House, because he would box.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We have stupid things like the Easter egg roll on the White House lawn.

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[SPEAKER_03]: How do you draw the last one?

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[SPEAKER_05]: There's nothing more Christian than that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You blasphemer with the big Easter bunny.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That is the blasphemer with the White House.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You are soon on the thing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You've got to have stinky old Dana White then no, then an Easter egg roll.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, your side is not upset about it being a fight or UFC or this American pride.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wait, wait.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You're upset that it was a Trump event.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No matter what he did up there, you're gonna go, hold on a sec.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I first of all, the idea of the way this was done, I haven't even said anything really about that particular fight.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What I'm talking about, specifically in what I referenced yesterday was that big dipshit that made the racist comment, the racist probe, and by the way, if you want to see the comment, but if you want to see the comment threat, it's racism.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It is.

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[SPEAKER_05]: If you can't see it, you're blind.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the thread that weaves through all of it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It all comes from them not us.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It all comes from misogyny and sexism and transphobia and racism.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's where it all comes from.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And there's no better example than these

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[SPEAKER_05]: Big, hairy, stinky, tough guys that are afraid of their own shadow, in particular, the black man.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I get frustrated by taking... You have to see it, racist.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think the people that say,

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[SPEAKER_05]: Michelle Obama is a man.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You were taking.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you were taking guys comment and yeah, you're, but you're all taking it on the trans person.

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's from your side.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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[SPEAKER_05]: being a man, being transgender, has existed on right wing websites for since 2008.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That has been going on forever.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't come from occupied Democrats.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, but it didn't come from the event.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It came from one guy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know it came.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't matter.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But I'm saying, but I'm saying when a guy says that, it doesn't surprise me that that attitude exists and he got a big cheer when he said it because the people that like that, there are more people on the team.

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[SPEAKER_05]: that go to this event to either support Trump, support MMA, support Dana White, Trump supporter.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And those people have been, it doesn't come from left-wing websites, John, it comes from right-wing websites.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But my side is also tired of being pushed with your agenda, and what you guys think on your side as well.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's on both sides.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It is not.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And when you're calling it one guy, you can both sides it all you want.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But the fact is,

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[SPEAKER_05]: that when you hear that it doesn't surprise me when something like that comes out from somebody who's a believer and when you say you're offended as a Christian by gay people, my mother was a good Christian.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She wasn't offended by gay people.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm offended.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm offended that it's forced on our children.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't, and that's what that, that's, I think, with the Christian right, hides behind that it's forced on our children.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I am not aware that it was ever that by supporting the gay community that I ever have forced anything on anyone.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I just say, live and let live.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I say and I think that people that are offended or feel like it's going to poise in the minds of our children.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think they'd rather smoke a poll than most people ever.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What anyway?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I really believe that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think that people that are all up in people's faces about transphobia and

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[SPEAKER_05]: being gay and everything like they maybe have to look in the mirror and take a look at themselves.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I believe no matter what, if you want to spend a weekend with your, you know, your transgender lover or you want to spend time with your gay friends or your, anything you want.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't affect me or my children.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It really doesn't.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What affects people is when you hate

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[SPEAKER_06]: And that's what I I just I'm like I'm against like hating on anybody let people live their lives That's the way look at it hate results in divisiveness and I think that's the biggest problem our country faces now if you want to paint with a mighty broad brush It's not a gray area anymore and Mike said it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It's them.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It's their team.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It's that guy versus me my team and they're not seeing I to I on anything

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[SPEAKER_06]: And when he announced this fight, I know there were people that supported it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: And then that becomes a divisive issue.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Why is he doing it?

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[SPEAKER_06]: I can't believe he's doing it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm glad he's doing it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: There's just no common ground anymore.

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[SPEAKER_06]: And what you say is don't hate and live and let live.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That's the first step.

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[SPEAKER_06]: to getting some common ground.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and when I'd love to, let me get back to this.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Live in that live.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Your side is hate, everything this man does, and his supporters, and it's all hate, it's all hate.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You guys are pushing hate by the clarinet hate by saying the other team is hate them.

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[SPEAKER_06]: What if you hate hate?

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[SPEAKER_06]: Does that make you a hater?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm curious.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What I, the fact that Donald Trump has the long list of felony convictions, the sexual harassment, civil suit that he lost, the fact that he has

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[SPEAKER_05]: really never ever come out and done anything other than attack his enemies and non-stop attack his enemies and doesn't feel joy for others, doesn't feel empathy for people.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The presidency, as I look at it as a whole, has been one of constant attacks coming from the highest office in the land.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Pre-Donald Trump.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Republicans and Democrats that won the office, they won.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That was their middle finger.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They didn't have to spend four years of petty, ranting, constantly, nonstop.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It diminishes the presidency.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It diminishes the office.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're supposed to hold yourself to a higher standard.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And when you bring up false equivalency with Joe Biden and Bill Clinton,

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[SPEAKER_05]: And when it goes back and back and back, everybody on the Democratic team said Bill Clinton was an asshole for what he did.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And everybody calls him bad things.

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[SPEAKER_03]: What's the problem out?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I supported Trump's bad things.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I've been on here and told you there's things I don't like about the guy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but when you say that all we do is hate everything he does, it's very difficult to find things he doesn't do that or that he does that don't piss me off because he's always Ranting and raving and as far as policy is concerned

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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, he ran on a bunch of stuff, Josh, that he hasn't delivered on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You have to admit that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I agree with you.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So I mean, that's the politics of it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But but as far as, you know, really the the MMA fight.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, I think it's just a, I think I, you know what I, I accused them of not of anything anti-American or anti-woke or anti-trans or anti-gay might be that one guy that said that's stupid comment about Michelle Obama.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I accept that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What I accused them of, it seems tacky.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It seems like a tacky event to have that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's all.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That was the point I have.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Having the MMA thing, it usually takes place in a, you know, you know, a casino or a casino arena, you know?

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[SPEAKER_05]: So tacky is that that's about it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have anything much more to say about it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Josh?

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, I mean tacky sure.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was cool event.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I want to say that for everyone.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You think it was a cool event because I think the White House?

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[SPEAKER_03]: I think if you could get past the Trump part, you'd be in a guy that likes the U.C.

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[SPEAKER_03]: UFC would have enjoyed it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, my kid watched it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: My kid watched it with all his very public and little friends.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I had a great time.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Did they have good fights?

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[SPEAKER_06]: When he watched it, when Michael watched it, was he into or did he react to the fact that it's on the lawn of the White House?

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[SPEAKER_06]: didn't mean anything to him, uh, I'm asking you, I wasn't just another fight for him.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's he's around.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We live in the reddest.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not a florida.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I mean, he's around a lot of it.

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[SPEAKER_06]: You know, that's so sad because then they've also in the youth as seen the the power of the White House and the presidency diminished if they're okay with that event.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I dare detect and I have no idea if this is because he lives in a red state, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I have no idea, but I will tell you that I hear it every day.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The type of stuff that he is dealing with online and with his buddies and I sense it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know specifically, and you know, I do my very best to, you know, to try to put things in perspective, but it's kind of a weird trickles down from their parents.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Are there any other people calling to tell me to F off right now?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I think this ramp shut everyone up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_06]: So you know why didn't you call?

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[SPEAKER_03]: Not yet.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We have to take a break.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And after we do, I'll have some tidbits.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm exhausted.

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[SPEAKER_05]: My hip hurts.

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[SPEAKER_05]: My son has a son burn.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And, you know, can I say one last thing?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Of course.

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[SPEAKER_05]: When the name of Michelle Obama comes up,

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[SPEAKER_05]: And when that woman is maligned, insulted, taken to task, it hurts.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Because I do believe that she

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[SPEAKER_05]: by miles is one of the greatest first ladies we've ever had in the office.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think she is without question.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think the hate comes from a lot of people that because she's a black woman, that drives them fucking nuts.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think if you look at Barack Obama and his family, he wasn't out saying, I'll grab people by the pussy and we look, we look at that as a much better time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You guys look at it as, you know, boy, he's bad.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Why he's bad, I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Dries me nuts.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Dries me nuts when they slam her.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And everybody go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the bald guys with cauliflower ears.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hit the music slam

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[SPEAKER_05]: And we start off with something that is related to what we were talking about before the United States in Iran, have reached a deal to end fighting and reopen the Strait of Hormuz and Trump announced it on his 80th birthday.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You all know that that happened just before hosting the big fight on the White House lawn.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, that's how diplomacy works now, Trump declared on true social.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I hear by fully authorized the toll-free opening of the Strait of Hormuz.

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[SPEAKER_05]: ships of the world start your engines let the oil flow the S&P 500 jump nearly 2% oil prices drop 5% and a formal signing ceremony is set for Friday in Switzerland You know, not a mic drop a true social dot

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[SPEAKER_06]: So you don't need a speed pass or an easy pass to get through the state.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's open, it's open, and I hope the market, I don't know what the market did today.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I haven't had time to check it, so I'm not sure whether it responded with another good day today, but really a huge event for birthday season.

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[SPEAKER_05]: yes it is yeah it's bigger than the coffee maker it's close it's very close and there you go I'll give you an example that's something I know he I don't think you should have started the war but if he's ending the war and we have a peace deal that's a good thing that they've all done how about that is that good yes do I I wasn't asking you no

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if it dropped up and we can get gas prices down and deal with the inflation and if it really means I ran out doesn't have a nuclear weapon and a path to nuclear weapon then it's then good We can all agree on that see that's possible.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know and you know let's let's move on.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I heard that Iran has one nuclear item left, but it's gay So I don't know How that affects everybody one man has already stolen the entire world cup his name I hope I get this right is Vosina

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[SPEAKER_05]: Goldkeeper for Cape Verde and Vozina is Portuguese for little grandmother.

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[SPEAKER_05]: A nickname he earned as a kid when older boys would beat him on the pitch and tease him about going home to cry to his grandparents.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The 40-year-old made seven saves to hold a spam, the Raining Euro Champions, to a scoreless draw in Atlanta, he left the field in tears, because his mom couldn't afford the visa to be there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: His Instagram went from 46,000 followers to nearly 5 million, while overnight.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you know what to do.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So if you see Vosina out there from Cape Verde, I think the only Cape Verde is the somebody rich on called Cape Verde blues.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's yeah, I mean it's Green Cape.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Green Cape.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The new film stop that train.

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[SPEAKER_06]: All right, either one of you familiar with this, the press for isn't it all exclamation points stop exclamation point that exclamation point.

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[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_06]: So it's here.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Stop that train.

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[SPEAKER_06]: This written like I was caught Shannon would stop that train.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It has RuPaul starring as the president of the United States.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, God.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Saving a train from a massive stormy ganza along side drag queens.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, like RuPaul is president?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I assure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He said that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I kind of poo poo the idea.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Why in the world would you want a reality TV start to be your president?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Alongside drag queens.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: To recap, the president is a drag queen.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The train is on fire, and the nation is saved by sequence.

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[SPEAKER_05]: At this point, it feels like a duck, a documentary.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Also, instead, the scary movie franchise is back.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's got the Wands Brothers.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's great.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a good featuring Anna Ferris and Regina.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how Anna Ferris looks lately.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's been a while since

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[SPEAKER_05]: uh... regina halls also in an and uh... it's busy land putting hard legacy sequels while itself being a hard legacy sequel that is either genius or a cry for help summer at the movies officially unhinged and coming to a theater near you people yeah very excited about that

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[SPEAKER_05]: America has done it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We have put Jesus on a subscription plan.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is very good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: A California tech company called Just Like Me now lets you hop on a video call with an AI generated avatar of Jesus Christ at $1.99 per minute.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He speaks through not quite synced lips with the occasional glitch, so basically Jesus on bad.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Wifi, which feels about right for 2026, when the Associated Press interviewed the AI Jesus directly, he said, and please take this in quote, I see AI is a tool that can help people explore scripture like a lamp.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, a lamp.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Jesus called himself a lamp for $1.99 a minute.

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[SPEAKER_05]: One expert declared that AI cannot pray for you because it is not alive.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Smart expert.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You are arguing theology with the chatbot in 2026.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And we do not know who is winning winning.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I want the guy that's getting that $1.99 a minute is winning.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And not even sure what his religious preference is.

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[SPEAKER_06]: When can they generate a like a Jesus hologram like Tupac?

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm in.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I really hope so.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think, you know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And of Jesus in modern clothes, like really modern.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, really good modern hairdo.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I think he like a Steve Harvey suit and Josh's hair.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Very exciting.

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[SPEAKER_05]: A French museum has filed a criminal complaint after a banana taped to a wall, a $120,000 artwork called comedian by artist Maurizio Catalan, was stolen from the Pompidou Metz Museum.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, named after George Paul Vydou.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The part that is important is the banana is replaced every three days anyway, and this is not the first time a hungry visitor stole it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Last July it happened somewhere out there a person is currently being investigated by French police for eating a stack.

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[SPEAKER_05]: yeah the thief either made a bold artistic statement or was simply hungry that is your news for today ladies gentlemen hope you enjoyed that uh we will continue with this program i hope you've enjoyed yourself be happy make somebody else and all that uh and so much so on and so forth ladies and gentlemen friends from mike is love on on

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I remember that from France.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Back to the show.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Whoa, whoa.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, we, uh, do we have another, no, I just, I wanted to put a stinger at the end of the rule at.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, thank you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, so the line is still technically open till the end of the show.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: If you are a hater that would like to call and tell me to F off or fuck off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, you can use the real word.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, the phone number is 571624-1941.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But as predicted by, I believe, Mr. Soroka, you know, people are okay online.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's just when it comes to really calling and doing it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't.

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[SPEAKER_03]: They hide behind the keyboard.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They do.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They do.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you want to talk about Josh's favorite ride or Josh's man massage?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Rob, spew why?

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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know, I love rides.

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[SPEAKER_06]: But the man massage, I think, is I think that's Rating's Gold.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Let's talk man massage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go to our number one homophode Mr.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I just broke it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not the truth.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, he doesn't, he doesn't want to

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and to be honest, just personal preference, I'm not all that happy.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I've had it happen before.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like being in massage.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So what happened is, Kelly got us a couple's massage for our anniversary.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So it was, we said, okay at the same time, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I feel really tired.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I feel really tired.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No delay there.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, dead air.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead, start again.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So, okay, all right, go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So we had that on Sunday.

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[SPEAKER_03]: But about a week ago, Kelly said, do you want a man or a woman?

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, I guess a woman I've never had a man before.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So she put in that notice.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I got a text on Thursday and said, come here, that is not okay.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And it said, confirming your massage with Holly.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, OK, and hit confirm.

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[SPEAKER_03]: and then I show up on Sunday and they give me the little paper to fill out into top it says chance.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, I guess that's a last name.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Holly chance.

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[SPEAKER_06]: James Armstrong's going to be.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So then Kelly and I are in the waiting room and we're waiting.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And two guys come out and grab us and say all right, come with us.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And that's when I realized that, oh, I have a man given me a massage.

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[SPEAKER_03]: A man named Chance, which I've never really thought about before.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't, I get enough massages that I know it's like a medical procedure.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So it doesn't matter to me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it's like a medical procedure in certain places.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it can be medical-micive precision, is it play?

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[SPEAKER_06]: You don't want to swap the surgeon.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't think Bob Craft went for medical reasons.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I had a medical masseuse for years, her name was Suki Cranktugger, and she was, you know, I think she was certified.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I think she was a P.A.

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[SPEAKER_06]: wasn't she not a full doctor.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know that there were medical certificates all over the building.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Written behind the curtain.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So it didn't matter to me, it just threw me off because everything leading up to that was different.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And now there was a switch out.

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[SPEAKER_03]: So no problem.

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[SPEAKER_03]: took care of everything.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Messiah was he was he a big strong strapping a no he was smaller than me small guy Mike when we were in Iceland did you take a massage at that hotel I did not okay I did and that I got a man that day okay and he was stir wrong like a good chiropractor should my wife

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[SPEAKER_05]: Carla at her brick and mortar store there is a guy that works there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think one or two days a week and he has he is a male masseuse.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I used him one time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He was so strong and so intense that I have not been back.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was he just was a little too strong for me.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Remember that in Iceland it was not

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I didn't like the pattern, the banter that went on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to think what he said, something like, come on, what do you say?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Come on, squeal.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, he didn't say that.

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[SPEAKER_06]: This is, this is Ned, your missus.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And older big stronger guy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, he was older.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So there hers was yes Oh hers was so she had a guy.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Mine was younger.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We both had guys.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Mine was younger.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Smaller hers was bigger and older Yes, all right.

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[SPEAKER_06]: He looked like Palmer Courtland.

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[SPEAKER_06]: So my children boy

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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a couple of massage, so we're side by side, but I'm like, all right, I get massages, but couples of massages are generally like relax in massages.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_03]: And I had a rough night the night before, so I didn't get much sleep.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Was it because of your Superman dive into bed?

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[SPEAKER_06]: Was that hurting you?

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[SPEAKER_03]: No.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Is that how you got on the massage table?

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm a little bit better from that.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Great, I'm fine.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, I got no sleep tonight before because the dog decided it wanted to vomit every 90 minutes.

01:02:05.359 --> 01:02:07.922
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you when you got the musses?

01:02:08.283 --> 01:02:11.326
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you find that you're just a little uptight?

01:02:12.587 --> 01:02:15.128
[SPEAKER_05]: I just thrown off a little, like, a little, like, a little tense.

01:02:15.429 --> 01:02:16.969
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, yeah, more, well, I did.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I told Kelly afterward, it's like, it took me a while to just relax.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I was more tense than with a woman.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It makes no sense, because I wasn't uncomfortable with it, right?

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[SPEAKER_06]: It's unusual for your procedure.

01:02:28.636 --> 01:02:35.940
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, when you're in a couple, just a side of it, and Carrie, if I have had a couple of them, do you talk with Kelly or do you just totally do not?

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, and I put on the sheet that I didn't want to talk.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is just like a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of

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[SPEAKER_06]: No, I kept my boxers on, I believe, yes.

01:03:01.328 --> 01:03:02.229
[SPEAKER_06]: But how about the masseuse?

01:03:02.669 --> 01:03:04.511
[SPEAKER_06]: The masseuse was also wearing chain mail.

01:03:04.611 --> 01:03:05.912
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

01:03:05.932 --> 01:03:07.273
[SPEAKER_05]: There was a gentleman masseuse.

01:03:07.313 --> 01:03:08.094
[SPEAKER_05]: I like a lady.

01:03:08.194 --> 01:03:10.716
[SPEAKER_05]: I like a lady because I like the soft touch.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I like the gentleness of that.

01:03:13.158 --> 01:03:14.259
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm back for the first.

01:03:14.299 --> 01:03:16.360
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what the difference was.

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[SPEAKER_03]: It was the bigger rougher hands.

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[SPEAKER_03]: than what I'm used to.

01:03:20.645 --> 01:03:26.553
[SPEAKER_05]: We have a place in town that Carla and I went to on Sunday to get foot rubs.

01:03:26.633 --> 01:03:31.039
[SPEAKER_05]: That's our little tree.

01:03:31.139 --> 01:03:32.240
[SPEAKER_05]: That's our little tree.

01:03:36.120 --> 01:03:42.144
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the way you get a little treat, a little foot and then, you know, a little foot to me to groin.

01:03:42.264 --> 01:03:42.504
[SPEAKER_05]: No.

01:03:42.864 --> 01:03:44.505
[SPEAKER_06]: Are they rough on the feet or are they gentle?

01:03:44.605 --> 01:03:45.225
[SPEAKER_06]: They're phenomenal.

01:03:45.245 --> 01:03:54.350
[SPEAKER_05]: The guy, I got the owner of the joint and I'd never had him before and he was, it was, I went out.

01:03:54.450 --> 01:04:01.613
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I mean, OUT Carla had to give me the elbow because I was snoring in the chair next to her and it was, have you ever?

01:04:01.633 --> 01:04:02.594
[SPEAKER_05]: It was spectacular.

01:04:02.794 --> 01:04:06.275
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you ever lost a nail?

01:04:07.055 --> 01:04:13.617
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's good, but also if you get like a pedicure, right, in one of those, uh, one of them, uh, nail salon?

01:04:13.677 --> 01:04:13.917
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

01:04:14.677 --> 01:04:18.478
[SPEAKER_05]: The, my wife, who's, uh, a veteran.

01:04:18.638 --> 01:04:20.838
[SPEAKER_05]: In fact, has one right next to where her, um,

01:04:33.041 --> 01:04:34.722
[SPEAKER_05]: The nails are done.

01:04:35.102 --> 01:04:38.983
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think it's fun.

01:04:39.143 --> 01:04:43.104
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fun and fun the best thing Would you go back to the guy chance?

01:04:43.224 --> 01:04:44.185
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, here's the problem.

01:04:44.425 --> 01:04:55.989
[SPEAKER_03]: The problem is at one point I look over at Kelly and she's getting a nice massage nice and calm massage And he has me bending like a pretzel where he has taken my legs and bending it all the way up.

01:04:56.109 --> 01:04:56.569
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like it

01:04:57.409 --> 01:05:25.058
[SPEAKER_03]: do different poses and again did he walk on your back and up for no but that's the thing I didn't sign up for a place that would walk on my back and bend me all over the place So you didn't know was there of choices on the form that said like it was where's your pain And he said she's on the other table and I put relax in and I put my shoulder pain and the guy says well what about your But in your hips and I'm like oh well that my hips what about your butt

01:05:25.518 --> 01:05:25.718
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:05:26.278 --> 01:05:27.699
[SPEAKER_05]: You wanted to work on your buttocks?

01:05:27.719 --> 01:05:28.039
[SPEAKER_05]: He did.

01:05:28.200 --> 01:05:28.560
[SPEAKER_05]: He did.

01:05:28.860 --> 01:05:29.700
[SPEAKER_06]: I would reply to that.

01:05:29.720 --> 01:05:30.541
[SPEAKER_06]: What about you?

01:05:30.741 --> 01:05:34.343
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I will say only if you put on Mickey Mouse.

01:05:35.023 --> 01:05:35.744
[SPEAKER_06]: Look out.

01:05:35.924 --> 01:05:36.084
[SPEAKER_03]: What?

01:05:36.144 --> 01:05:36.684
[SPEAKER_03]: Hello.

01:05:37.004 --> 01:05:38.305
[SPEAKER_03]: That was one point.

01:05:38.965 --> 01:05:41.827
[SPEAKER_03]: That I went to Kelly afterwards and said, did the guy do this to you?

01:05:42.948 --> 01:05:43.868
[SPEAKER_03]: Because it was new to me.

01:05:44.288 --> 01:05:44.488
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

01:05:44.909 --> 01:05:46.650
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you did your chance?

01:05:46.730 --> 01:05:49.491
[SPEAKER_06]: Did he have a, I hate to go to this route?

01:05:49.571 --> 01:05:51.752
[SPEAKER_06]: But did he have a celebrity that he resembled at all?

01:05:52.773 --> 01:05:53.693
[SPEAKER_06]: To help us picture him.

01:05:53.853 --> 01:05:54.334
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

01:05:55.456 --> 01:05:56.261
[SPEAKER_03]: Tony Henscliff.

01:05:58.223 --> 01:06:25.209
[SPEAKER_03]: short thing guy he he he one of your one of your hero one of you yes one of your big guys were if you made some changes you could go with either team okay all right I get it yeah that's that's true all right I was hoping he looked like the Nate Bargazzy of 10 years ago no no with the fancy air yeah exactly Nate Pargazzy maybe okay but at one point he took the sheet yeah and I'm lying

01:06:28.991 --> 01:06:31.934
[SPEAKER_03]: as he shoved the sheet into my butt.

01:06:32.515 --> 01:06:32.835
[SPEAKER_03]: Like.

01:06:33.456 --> 01:06:35.157
[SPEAKER_05]: Just a little bit.

01:06:35.257 --> 01:06:37.780
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to go to break here and I kill now.

01:06:37.820 --> 01:06:39.162
[SPEAKER_05]: When you say that, what?

01:06:39.182 --> 01:06:41.364
[SPEAKER_05]: He took the finger and he put it in your hole.

01:06:41.584 --> 01:06:45.168
[SPEAKER_03]: He took a finger and poked the sheet into in between two pillows.

01:06:45.348 --> 01:06:49.972
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so it wasn't, it wasn't in the well, but it was a well cat was off.

01:06:49.992 --> 01:06:55.357
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a sheet there, but it was just a little bit of, and I was like, was he trying to get me to hold the sheet?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, full, no, full, you.

01:08:41.247 --> 01:08:46.313
[SPEAKER_06]: I bet they have great massages on that on that show you know what that would be MSC.

01:08:46.674 --> 01:08:55.304
[SPEAKER_06]: I will say this I know everyone it wasn't exactly right for the show, but they had maybe the best massages that I've ever had there That's not attractive.

01:08:55.585 --> 01:08:56.626
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yes, of course.

01:08:56.666 --> 01:08:58.228
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, how attractive do you think you are?

01:08:58.479 --> 01:09:03.484
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you have to rate yourself on one to 10, Mike, if you're going to rate yourself on being attractive.

01:09:03.804 --> 01:09:07.787
[SPEAKER_05]: Does that mean at your peak or as you are?

01:09:08.308 --> 01:09:13.252
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, the question that was on the Reddit poll was on a scale of one to 10.

01:09:13.753 --> 01:09:15.594
[SPEAKER_06]: How would you rate your attractiveness?

01:09:15.674 --> 01:09:16.595
[SPEAKER_06]: That's all they said.

01:09:16.755 --> 01:09:17.736
[SPEAKER_03]: So that would be today.

01:09:17.956 --> 01:09:19.538
[SPEAKER_06]: I would have to guess currently, yeah.

01:09:20.298 --> 01:09:21.800
[SPEAKER_06]: So not with a sheet up your ass.

01:09:23.907 --> 01:09:24.948
[SPEAKER_03]: What is it next to the point?

01:09:25.008 --> 01:09:27.329
[SPEAKER_06]: It's okay, so it's a scale of one to ten.

01:09:27.509 --> 01:09:28.849
[SPEAKER_06]: Ten being the most beautiful.

01:09:29.570 --> 01:09:30.370
[SPEAKER_06]: One being the least.

01:09:31.831 --> 01:09:39.454
[SPEAKER_06]: I can give you statistics of how America answered, but I myself think that I am a five.

01:09:40.314 --> 01:09:40.995
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, Josh.

01:09:42.255 --> 01:09:43.135
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I'm a seven.

01:09:43.155 --> 01:09:48.478
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how to flaws.

01:09:49.878 --> 01:09:51.679
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not as young as I used to be.

01:09:54.125 --> 01:09:54.886
[SPEAKER_05]: Just a two.

01:09:55.006 --> 01:09:55.326
[SPEAKER_05]: A two.

01:09:55.646 --> 01:09:57.148
[SPEAKER_06]: No, Mike, you're at least a five.

01:09:57.308 --> 01:09:59.430
[SPEAKER_05]: I am based on your personality.

01:10:00.251 --> 01:10:05.135
[SPEAKER_05]: I am basing in on attractiveness to the opposite sex.

01:10:05.455 --> 01:10:08.818
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that what you kind of, I was saying to all people.

01:10:09.139 --> 01:10:09.359
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

01:10:09.399 --> 01:10:10.900
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I think I even can't.

01:10:11.200 --> 01:10:12.041
[SPEAKER_06]: I think I'm a two.

01:10:12.221 --> 01:10:12.902
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm a two or three.

01:10:12.942 --> 01:10:13.282
[SPEAKER_06]: Really?

01:10:13.302 --> 01:10:14.023
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

01:10:14.223 --> 01:10:16.346
[SPEAKER_05]: I would put you, I think I've got a turkey neck.

01:10:16.546 --> 01:10:17.768
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm losing my hair.

01:10:18.329 --> 01:10:21.333
[SPEAKER_05]: I have a spotty old age arms.

01:10:21.493 --> 01:10:23.696
[SPEAKER_05]: You have the greatest personality.

01:10:24.017 --> 01:10:25.138
[SPEAKER_05]: Your eyes are.

01:10:25.319 --> 01:10:27.121
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought this was physical attractiveness.

01:10:27.161 --> 01:10:29.524
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, no, I just, this is just attractiveness.

01:10:30.025 --> 01:10:34.628
[SPEAKER_06]: I know what you write your attract serious answers serious.

01:10:35.068 --> 01:10:39.792
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, no, right after you get that done after they burn that off your face, it does.

01:10:40.332 --> 01:10:43.254
[SPEAKER_05]: It does feel pretty good, especially like on the sides right here.

01:10:43.454 --> 01:10:44.435
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, smooth.

01:10:44.455 --> 01:10:45.856
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a baby says, but

01:10:48.818 --> 01:10:52.301
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you're higher than a 3 and I think also a 7 might be a little much.

01:10:52.882 --> 01:10:54.183
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just saying that's all.

01:10:54.544 --> 01:10:56.225
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you're younger and he is.

01:10:56.365 --> 01:10:57.026
[SPEAKER_05]: He doesn't have that.

01:10:57.146 --> 01:10:59.148
[SPEAKER_05]: He doesn't have the chin stroke that I have.

01:10:59.408 --> 01:11:02.951
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, that's what, you know, but he also doesn't do voices.

01:11:03.830 --> 01:11:05.811
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, huh, but hey, just a last year.

01:11:05.831 --> 01:11:06.652
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't upset Matt.

01:11:07.012 --> 01:11:08.212
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's ask you Lance.

01:11:08.252 --> 01:11:09.453
[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck you, Lance, too.

01:11:09.793 --> 01:11:11.094
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike is being generous.

01:11:11.394 --> 01:11:12.075
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, my dick.

01:11:12.415 --> 01:11:16.137
[SPEAKER_06]: Before we get to the stats, I thought of you as I was going through my dead stuff this weekend.

01:11:16.377 --> 01:11:17.778
[SPEAKER_06]: My dad loved art.

01:11:17.838 --> 01:11:18.738
[SPEAKER_06]: He loved museums.

01:11:18.758 --> 01:11:20.139
[SPEAKER_06]: He loved paintings and sculpture.

01:11:20.699 --> 01:11:24.561
[SPEAKER_06]: He had three books in a row on his shelf called The Impressionists.

01:11:26.242 --> 01:11:29.326
[SPEAKER_06]: I kept wanting to grab one and sending it to you.

01:11:30.227 --> 01:11:31.569
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't find you name in here.

01:11:31.609 --> 01:11:33.611
[SPEAKER_06]: I looked at the Fred Dereville email and everything.

01:11:34.412 --> 01:11:36.555
[SPEAKER_06]: Ah, it's the impression of God.

01:11:36.715 --> 01:11:40.119
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I watched, oh, I watched the Rob and I are having our little moment here.

01:11:40.679 --> 01:11:44.864
[SPEAKER_05]: I watched an entire segment of Frank Gorshin.

01:11:45.865 --> 01:12:10.631
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... where he came out and he did uh... batman as different characters like we're just like some of it like me it was like he was he was deem Martin and he did uh... burnt land caster is batman and cork dugless and broken his cork dugless and his burnt land caster that's the best thing he ever did but it's like he's so gorsion oh i know the main is a gorsionist of the wall

01:12:11.151 --> 01:12:15.112
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, on a scale of 1 to 10, here's how it fell out.

01:12:15.252 --> 01:12:21.493
[SPEAKER_06]: A 3% of people said 1, 3% of people granted themselves a 1, basically saying you're hideous.

01:12:21.954 --> 01:12:25.334
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike 8% said 2 or 3.

01:12:25.714 --> 01:12:26.015
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

01:12:26.075 --> 01:12:28.935
[SPEAKER_06]: So if you say 2 or 3, you're among 8%.

01:12:29.695 --> 01:12:34.557
[SPEAKER_06]: I said 5, 30% said 4 or 5, middle of the road on a good day.

01:12:35.017 --> 01:12:38.017
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe I could go to a 6 if I had beautiful flowing hair,

01:12:41.458 --> 01:12:43.200
[SPEAKER_06]: Josh, 40 cent.

01:12:43.580 --> 01:12:45.121
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, it could hurt.

01:12:47.123 --> 01:12:49.865
[SPEAKER_06]: It couldn't hurt.

01:12:50.005 --> 01:12:54.789
[SPEAKER_06]: 47% said, oh, you'll like this kids, 6, 7, 6 or 7.

01:12:54.809 --> 01:12:55.809
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

01:12:56.210 --> 01:12:58.311
[SPEAKER_06]: Slightly more attractive than not.

01:12:58.551 --> 01:13:01.033
[SPEAKER_06]: So Josh, you are on the upper end of that.

01:13:01.113 --> 01:13:01.974
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd be on the upper end.

01:13:02.254 --> 01:13:02.554
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

01:13:03.155 --> 01:13:05.637
[SPEAKER_06]: If you split a room of people in half, I'd be on the better half.

01:13:06.089 --> 01:13:06.970
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd be right in the middle.

01:13:07.190 --> 01:13:09.713
[SPEAKER_06]: Actually, I wouldn't be there because I'd still be in the basement.

01:13:09.793 --> 01:13:11.895
[SPEAKER_06]: Eight percent said an eight or a nine.

01:13:11.955 --> 01:13:15.038
[SPEAKER_06]: That's, that's pretty high praise for yourself, isn't it?

01:13:15.578 --> 01:13:17.020
[SPEAKER_06]: Calling yourself an eight or a nine?

01:13:17.100 --> 01:13:17.780
[SPEAKER_05]: Eight or a nine?

01:13:18.361 --> 01:13:20.483
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's not high praise for yourself.

01:13:20.623 --> 01:13:21.764
[SPEAKER_05]: If it's deserved.

01:13:22.705 --> 01:13:25.887
[SPEAKER_03]: And those numbers shift based on the part of the country you're in.

01:13:26.327 --> 01:13:27.007
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's true.

01:13:27.247 --> 01:13:34.911
[SPEAKER_06]: I like when people say like you're in New York 5, but in Iowa 8, I don't know how I've talked about her on the show a lot.

01:13:35.631 --> 01:13:40.993
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how old she is exactly, but she's all about no plastic surgery.

01:13:41.213 --> 01:13:41.894
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it Carla?

01:13:42.394 --> 01:13:44.035
[SPEAKER_05]: This is Paulina Poroskova.

01:13:44.195 --> 01:13:44.615
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.

01:13:44.655 --> 01:13:45.055
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.

01:13:45.095 --> 01:13:45.996
[SPEAKER_06]: She's getting up there.

01:13:46.116 --> 01:13:50.478
[SPEAKER_05]: And she's doing a lot of videos and she is amazing.

01:13:51.438 --> 01:13:53.080
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not going to say the word, but she is.

01:13:53.460 --> 01:13:59.327
[SPEAKER_05]: She really is good looking, and she likes to do things about, you know, just keeping it real.

01:13:59.407 --> 01:14:05.734
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's why I think women who age without plastic surgery is stunning 84.

01:14:07.078 --> 01:14:07.859
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's why.

01:14:07.899 --> 01:14:08.939
[SPEAKER_05]: I was 61.

01:14:09.240 --> 01:14:09.960
[SPEAKER_05]: Just 61.

01:14:09.980 --> 01:14:10.821
[SPEAKER_05]: That's great.

01:14:11.121 --> 01:14:11.681
[SPEAKER_05]: She really does.

01:14:11.721 --> 01:14:12.182
[SPEAKER_05]: Really great.

01:14:12.442 --> 01:14:14.163
[SPEAKER_05]: And no nothing has been done.

01:14:14.203 --> 01:14:14.383
[SPEAKER_06]: No.

01:14:14.564 --> 01:14:16.445
[SPEAKER_06]: I found a picture of her with a sheet.

01:14:16.565 --> 01:14:17.205
[SPEAKER_06]: It was great.

01:14:17.786 --> 01:14:18.266
[SPEAKER_05]: And a finger.

01:14:18.546 --> 01:14:18.807
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike.

01:14:19.147 --> 01:14:19.387
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

01:14:20.288 --> 01:14:21.989
[SPEAKER_06]: Someone who looks perfect in every way.

01:14:22.349 --> 01:14:22.910
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well, 10.

01:14:23.680 --> 01:14:26.144
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, 2% gave themselves a 10.

01:14:26.985 --> 01:14:27.205
[UNKNOWN]: Wow.

01:14:27.586 --> 01:14:28.647
[SPEAKER_06]: Who's got you to like that?

01:14:28.868 --> 01:14:29.408
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't know anyone.

01:14:29.428 --> 01:14:30.370
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't know those people.

01:14:30.490 --> 01:14:32.373
[SPEAKER_06]: In your life, I mean, leave Carl out of it.

01:14:32.653 --> 01:14:35.818
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you know anyone in your life who could honestly say, I'm a 10?

01:14:36.499 --> 01:14:37.400
[SPEAKER_05]: Like people that I've known?

01:14:37.560 --> 01:14:37.821
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

01:14:39.042 --> 01:14:39.603
[SPEAKER_05]: Really?

01:14:39.703 --> 01:14:40.283
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my God.

01:14:40.323 --> 01:14:40.583
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

01:14:40.623 --> 01:14:42.425
[SPEAKER_05]: Like Jimmy, uh, no.

01:14:42.985 --> 01:14:44.506
[SPEAKER_05]: I met 10s forever.

01:14:44.646 --> 01:14:45.287
[SPEAKER_05]: Mostly women.

01:14:45.647 --> 01:14:45.867
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:14:46.167 --> 01:14:46.347
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

01:14:46.368 --> 01:14:47.488
[SPEAKER_05]: So he's stunning women.

01:14:47.508 --> 01:14:47.869
[SPEAKER_05]: It's done.

01:14:47.889 --> 01:14:51.491
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm a beautiful woman that I would fall tens that are there.

01:14:51.852 --> 01:14:53.012
[SPEAKER_06]: Perfect in every way.

01:14:53.813 --> 01:14:57.215
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, very difficult to find flaws.

01:14:57.476 --> 01:14:57.736
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

01:14:57.816 --> 01:15:00.058
[SPEAKER_05]: And, uh, you know, and I think that, uh,

01:15:00.782 --> 01:15:01.862
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, I got lucky.

01:15:02.003 --> 01:15:05.284
[SPEAKER_05]: I got the, when I, when I got married, I, I hit the, the lucky train.

01:15:05.344 --> 01:15:05.644
[SPEAKER_05]: I did.

01:15:05.824 --> 01:15:08.405
[SPEAKER_06]: I really, really just says that to me all the time about herself.

01:15:08.685 --> 01:15:09.626
[SPEAKER_05]: That's, I'm lucky.

01:15:09.666 --> 01:15:12.907
[SPEAKER_06]: She got a mic.

01:15:13.347 --> 01:15:17.529
[SPEAKER_06]: Some comments that were at the bottom of the reddit feed in terms of conventional attractiveness.

01:15:17.589 --> 01:15:20.670
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm a two or three, but my boyfriend thinks I'm a 10.

01:15:20.730 --> 01:15:21.711
[SPEAKER_06]: So it doesn't matter.

01:15:22.131 --> 01:15:35.436
[SPEAKER_05]: I also think that I reserved the right to go back in time and tell you that that would be a different situation back in the day, but I was never at your best what was your rating.

01:15:35.556 --> 01:15:36.736
[SPEAKER_05]: At my best I was a six.

01:15:37.177 --> 01:15:37.477
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

01:15:37.817 --> 01:15:38.117
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.

01:15:38.397 --> 01:15:38.937
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01:15:41.298 --> 01:15:45.141
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01:15:45.201 --> 01:15:50.686
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01:17:25.515 --> 01:17:25.786
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks a lot.

01:17:26.237 --> 01:17:27.658
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, I know you okay.

01:17:27.858 --> 01:17:29.659
[SPEAKER_06]: I always thought you were a six at least.

01:17:29.779 --> 01:17:30.179
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.

01:17:30.419 --> 01:17:32.940
[SPEAKER_06]: But I know you also have a problem with eBikes.

01:17:33.800 --> 01:17:35.381
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think Josh shares that as well.

01:17:35.601 --> 01:17:36.762
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we both can through it.

01:17:37.062 --> 01:17:41.324
[SPEAKER_06]: And if teens hop on eBikes and take over Walmart, that's bad, right?

01:17:41.604 --> 01:17:42.264
[SPEAKER_06]: Bad, right?

01:17:42.384 --> 01:17:43.064
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, whoa.

01:17:43.144 --> 01:17:48.947
[SPEAKER_13]: Our turn into chaos when teens on eBikes and many motorcycles took over the store.

01:17:49.047 --> 01:17:54.589
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, there are those latest incidents sparking fresh debate where eBikes safety and whether enough is being done

01:17:56.170 --> 01:17:58.951
[SPEAKER_00]: KTLA Santer Mitchell joins us live in Hollywood with more.

01:17:59.091 --> 01:17:59.411
[SPEAKER_00]: Sandy.

01:18:02.552 --> 01:18:10.994
[SPEAKER_12]: Sharon, Mike, we have all seen these dangerous riders on the streets and now some of them are getting old or going right into stores tonight.

01:18:11.055 --> 01:18:19.097
[SPEAKER_12]: I talked with the man who says his family was really stunned and frankly scared when they started revving right through a Walmart.

01:18:21.216 --> 01:18:25.177
[SPEAKER_11]: Punks, get the f*** out of here before you hurt someone.

01:18:25.397 --> 01:18:31.259
[SPEAKER_12]: Chaos in an Orange County Walmart, kids on e-bikes and emotos terrorizing shoppers.

01:18:31.619 --> 01:18:36.181
[SPEAKER_14]: I was yelling at them to get out, and none of the store employees were doing anything.

01:18:36.361 --> 01:18:38.822
[SPEAKER_12]: That's 61-year-old Vince Vasquez on...

01:18:39.421 --> 01:18:41.644
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, you're still hanging out with Vince sometimes.

01:18:41.744 --> 01:18:42.525
[SPEAKER_05]: Vince and I hang out.

01:18:42.605 --> 01:18:43.106
[SPEAKER_05]: Here it is.

01:18:43.126 --> 01:18:44.828
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, Josh will back me up on this.

01:18:44.888 --> 01:18:48.032
[SPEAKER_05]: This is, um, there is that culture, right, Josh?

01:18:48.112 --> 01:18:52.738
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it is kind of this lawless, bad kid culture.

01:18:52.958 --> 01:18:53.959
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, take them out.

01:18:53.979 --> 01:18:54.620
[SPEAKER_03]: Call the police.

01:18:54.700 --> 01:18:57.063
[SPEAKER_03]: Let him get a, get scared out of it.

01:18:57.384 --> 01:18:57.564
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

01:18:58.932 --> 01:19:01.816
[SPEAKER_03]: the teens are out of control right now with thinking they've just run the place.

01:19:02.436 --> 01:19:03.938
[SPEAKER_03]: It really is tough.

01:19:04.098 --> 01:19:04.979
[SPEAKER_03]: It really is tough.

01:19:05.100 --> 01:19:09.225
[SPEAKER_03]: And that clip I'm pretty sure the old man knocked over did this play, not the kid on bikes.

01:19:09.385 --> 01:19:11.207
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, probably just gone with that.

01:19:11.367 --> 01:19:13.770
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, with that, but there's a known clots.

01:19:14.111 --> 01:19:16.233
[SPEAKER_05]: But, but hold on, I think the whole thing is,

01:19:17.933 --> 01:19:24.075
[SPEAKER_05]: there's an element there, they can travel further, they can go out of their neighborhood, they can do.

01:19:24.515 --> 01:19:25.616
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm guilty, guys.

01:19:25.876 --> 01:19:35.159
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, I'm just trying to be a decent dad and trying to write, you know, I mean, I maybe, I shouldn't be, but we can't come into tomorrow.

01:19:35.359 --> 01:19:44.222
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, we got the recall and the other one and we got him another one and, you know, he's got kids in our neighborhood and they all have him and that's where we are tonight.

01:19:44.302 --> 01:19:46.803
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm doing something like a bad father cause I don't know.

01:19:47.263 --> 01:19:57.083
[SPEAKER_06]: return return the bike and buy a macrophie maker he didn't have a pedal yeah exactly what's wrong with skate yeah it's gone by sponsor obsolete now

01:19:59.056 --> 01:19:59.736
[SPEAKER_06]: I disagree.

01:19:59.756 --> 01:20:09.524
[SPEAKER_05]: I think guys the only guys that are going to ride by schools in women are the you know, the stinky crotch people on the weekend that you see with the silly outfits.

01:20:09.745 --> 01:20:10.745
[SPEAKER_06]: I suppose you're right.

01:20:10.845 --> 01:20:11.126
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

01:20:11.306 --> 01:20:12.847
[SPEAKER_06]: Very tight fence.

01:20:12.927 --> 01:20:13.207
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike.

01:20:13.548 --> 01:20:13.748
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

01:20:14.529 --> 01:20:17.111
[SPEAKER_06]: I know you were, you haven't opinion on e-bikes.

01:20:17.171 --> 01:20:19.533
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't necessarily like Larry David.

01:20:20.333 --> 01:20:23.116
[SPEAKER_06]: And they're starting to promote his new show on HBO Max.

01:20:23.176 --> 01:20:26.039
[SPEAKER_06]: It's called Life Larry and the pursuit of happiness.

01:20:26.719 --> 01:20:27.840
[SPEAKER_06]: I love the notion of it.

01:20:27.901 --> 01:20:30.983
[SPEAKER_06]: They put Larry, I mean, Larry David can only be Larry David.

01:20:31.524 --> 01:20:37.730
[SPEAKER_06]: So they put Larry David and period costumes and he's Larry David in different historical situations.

01:20:37.890 --> 01:20:39.271
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, see, now I'm laughing though.

01:20:39.291 --> 01:20:42.114
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, what if he was on the first flight with the Wright brothers?

01:20:42.274 --> 01:20:43.094
[SPEAKER_14]: We threw a rod.

01:20:43.274 --> 01:20:44.055
[SPEAKER_14]: Get it off the board.

01:20:44.155 --> 01:20:45.035
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's kind of deal with it.

01:20:45.055 --> 01:20:45.616
[SPEAKER_14]: Got the wrench.

01:20:45.636 --> 01:20:46.356
[SPEAKER_14]: No, no, no, no.

01:20:46.456 --> 01:20:47.116
[SPEAKER_14]: We got to wait here.

01:20:47.156 --> 01:20:48.437
[SPEAKER_14]: We got to wait on that.

01:20:48.517 --> 01:20:49.677
[SPEAKER_14]: We got to wait right here.

01:20:49.697 --> 01:20:51.398
[SPEAKER_14]: And then we fixed the mechanical issue.

01:20:51.418 --> 01:20:53.659
[SPEAKER_08]: I got to sit in the middle with shitty snacks.

01:20:53.959 --> 01:20:54.219
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

01:20:54.339 --> 01:20:55.120
[SPEAKER_08]: For five hours.

01:20:55.180 --> 01:20:56.020
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you crazy?

01:20:56.040 --> 01:20:57.101
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you're playing experience.

01:20:57.121 --> 01:20:57.341
[SPEAKER_08]: We are.

01:20:57.361 --> 01:20:59.802
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not a good experience.

01:20:59.862 --> 01:21:04.224
[SPEAKER_07]: What a pleasure to be a part of such a historic occasion.

01:21:05.484 --> 01:21:07.105
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's really irritating about you.

01:21:07.145 --> 01:21:09.386
[SPEAKER_11]: You are the world's worst butter channel.

01:21:09.606 --> 01:21:10.767
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, dare you.

01:21:12.629 --> 01:21:13.290
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm all in.

01:21:13.570 --> 01:21:14.130
[SPEAKER_05]: I am too.

01:21:14.330 --> 01:21:14.831
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm all in.

01:21:14.851 --> 01:21:16.232
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a different scenario.

01:21:16.472 --> 01:21:17.233
[SPEAKER_05]: I like that.

01:21:17.273 --> 01:21:18.194
[SPEAKER_05]: It looks funny.

01:21:18.434 --> 01:21:21.797
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you see the brief clip of Times Square on V-E Day?

01:21:22.457 --> 01:21:33.367
[SPEAKER_06]: We had, I think, I know I saw a clip and I might have played it where he's the sailor that kisses the woman and then gets called out for, you know, sexual harassment.

01:21:33.407 --> 01:21:33.827
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

01:21:34.688 --> 01:21:35.548
[SPEAKER_06]: It's so great.

01:21:35.729 --> 01:21:36.749
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.

01:21:36.769 --> 01:21:38.291
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's close with this, Mike.

01:21:38.331 --> 01:21:39.392
[SPEAKER_06]: You've heard of salsa.

01:21:39.872 --> 01:21:40.633
[SPEAKER_05]: You love it, right?

01:21:40.933 --> 01:21:43.415
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, you mean the dancer, the stuff you put chips in?

01:21:43.435 --> 01:21:46.697
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, Mike, I think we know you love the dance, but I'm talking about the condiment.

01:21:46.978 --> 01:21:47.798
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, love the condiment.

01:21:47.838 --> 01:21:48.579
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, delicious.

01:21:49.139 --> 01:21:50.460
[SPEAKER_06]: What about salsa?

01:21:51.821 --> 01:21:52.622
[SPEAKER_06]: Salt salsa?

01:21:52.882 --> 01:21:55.104
[SPEAKER_06]: This was burning up the internet last night.

01:21:55.264 --> 01:21:55.484
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

01:21:58.066 --> 01:22:03.110
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a video of myself eating tortilla chips with ceasal and it's blowing up.

01:22:03.951 --> 01:22:06.192
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know why?

01:22:06.233 --> 01:22:09.075
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to order different types of comments from

01:22:11.233 --> 01:22:12.434
[SPEAKER_01]: I need to see a doctor too.

01:22:13.716 --> 01:22:14.197
[SPEAKER_01]: I found my best.

01:22:14.257 --> 01:22:18.722
[SPEAKER_06]: So she's taking regular tortilla chips and dipping it in sea salt and pulling out.

01:22:18.762 --> 01:22:20.764
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm guessing like a teaspoon per bite.

01:22:21.025 --> 01:22:26.931
[SPEAKER_05]: If you go to iguana mia, they bring over their house made tortilla chips.

01:22:27.452 --> 01:22:28.433
[SPEAKER_05]: And they are...

01:22:29.234 --> 01:22:33.215
[SPEAKER_05]: Cooked, you know, fried tortillas, yeah, that's it.

01:22:33.435 --> 01:22:34.655
[SPEAKER_05]: There's nothing on them.

01:22:34.835 --> 01:22:35.735
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't even salt them.

01:22:35.955 --> 01:22:36.935
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't salt them.

01:22:36.955 --> 01:22:38.176
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no seasoning on them.

01:22:38.336 --> 01:22:41.856
[SPEAKER_05]: If you put a little dollop of salt on there, I bet it would taste great.

01:22:42.096 --> 01:22:43.536
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but don't you think she's overdoing it?

01:22:43.937 --> 01:22:47.137
[SPEAKER_03]: And maybe she probably has chips that we're already salted.

01:22:47.377 --> 01:22:49.457
[SPEAKER_03]: If you already salted it, it's a little gross.

01:22:49.497 --> 01:22:55.138
[SPEAKER_06]: She did a follow-up video, but I didn't recognize her, because she looks like the Michelin man.

01:22:58.959 --> 01:23:01.541
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, this was quite a show.

01:23:01.561 --> 01:23:02.462
[SPEAKER_05]: We had F off.

01:23:02.522 --> 01:23:03.802
[SPEAKER_05]: We had politics.

01:23:03.882 --> 01:23:11.708
[SPEAKER_05]: We had everything that gets everybody all ramped up and stirred up and then I think the high point until today's show.

01:23:11.748 --> 01:23:17.171
[SPEAKER_05]: With everything we had on today's show, what a sweet look is finger at top to cheat in.

01:23:17.372 --> 01:23:20.414
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and that's why I love this man.

01:23:21.614 --> 01:23:23.496
[SPEAKER_06]: Even though we disagree on everything,

01:23:27.140 --> 01:23:28.902
[SPEAKER_06]: And do you agree with him about the sheet?

01:23:28.982 --> 01:23:29.803
[SPEAKER_05]: Always.

01:23:29.823 --> 01:23:49.203
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01:23:49.263 --> 01:23:52.264
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for listening to another episode of The Michael Mary Show.

01:23:52.484 --> 01:23:58.106
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01:23:58.366 --> 01:24:01.487
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01:24:05.648 --> 01:24:12.331
[SPEAKER_04]: Get the police involved, because if you call and say, hey, somebody is feasting on my car, it's Florida.

01:24:12.591 --> 01:24:13.391
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to believe it.

01:24:14.131 --> 01:24:15.932
[SPEAKER_11]: But you lost again.

01:24:16.681 --> 01:24:19.259
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll tell you what I want, but I really, really want.

01:24:19.400 --> 01:24:22.562
[SPEAKER_05]: If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.