#3661 : Maple The Moose

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Unknown Speaker (1:03): Well, what have we here?

Unknown Speaker (1:05): It's a podcast. Fine. And what excitement we have today.

Unknown (1:08): It's the Mike O'Mara show with Mike O'Mara and Rob Spiwack. Now here's Mike.

Rob Spiwack (1:16): Happy Monday, everybody. Welcome to the Mike O'Mara show. Woah. Woah. I am very, very glad to be here, and I have managed to limp into the studio.

Rob Spiwack (1:30): Are you not well? Well, no. It's just the a a guy told me a long time ago. He said, man, when you get to a certain age, just get ready. Just be mentally prepared for the slow, steady decline Mhmm.

Rob Spiwack (1:45): Post 65. It's absolutely true. There's a reason why that number is used for little retirement things and actuarial tables with life insurance, and it might be 70 now. But, anyway, you might remember that when I was a much younger man about seven, eight years ago, I, I had artificial hips installed.

Unknown Speaker (2:07): Yeah. They were the hips of a corpse, weren't they?

Rob Spiwack (2:09): Yeah. So, little issue that I might get to later on in the show. I might get to that about just sitting on the getting up early. Yeah. And sitting on the couch with my computer and then falling asleep in a seated position and then standing up, and suddenly the old familiar pain that I had in that area was there again.

Rob Spiwack (2:32): Now we will discuss it further if it persists, but right now, it it is not getting worse, and so I am choosing to adopt a wait and see attitude to see what happens, and then I will move on. But that's not why we're here.

Unknown (2:47): Upgrade, though. What is that? Got really nice hips available now. I think that new one.

Rob Spiwack (2:52): I don't know how much the technology's improved over, you know, seven or

Josh (2:56): eight years. A new boutique down there. It's called hips don't lie. Let me tell you. Really set you up.

Josh (3:01): Yeah.

Rob Spiwack (3:01): They warn you. They warn you. They say about twenty years. That's the life expectancy. Well, I'm not halfway there yet.

Rob Spiwack (3:07): So Alright. I don't I'm hoping, but then, of course

Unknown Speaker (3:10): better than a refrigerator.

Rob Spiwack (3:11): When you go chat GPT, you look at it, and you see all the speculation of what can and and, of course, everything can happen. So Yeah. We will see, but, that's not why I'm here.

Josh (3:22): I motorized or just a regular manual wheelchair?

Unknown Speaker (3:25): That's not why I'm here.

Unknown Speaker (3:26): I am here. That's why

Rob Spiwack (3:27): I said that. We are we are ready for hate one zero one. Little bit of hate over the weekend. Sure. A little bit of hate came my way.

Unknown Speaker (3:37): It was Friday morning.

Rob Spiwack (3:39): Some some hate I know about, some hate I don't. But this is the hate that came by, as Josh said, June 11, 10:43PM, or as I like to call it

Josh (3:50): Oh, yeah. Isn't it just about the time when they realize they have nothing to live for this weekend so they have to turn their hatred outward?

Rob Spiwack (3:57): I'm not sure. But it says here, after listening to today's show, I'm convinced that Mike will never become a slot machine influencer the way he went after Rob. After Rob generously offered him a casino contact, made that pretty clear to me. It seem oh, no. Made that pretty clear, period.

Josh (4:19): Okay.

Rob Spiwack (4:19): To me, it seems like Mike simply isn't interested in putting in the legwork required to make it happen. Then Joe Kenny this is a recent one, I think.

Unknown Speaker (4:31): Joe Kenny?

Rob Spiwack (4:32): Joe Kenny writes, why is Mike now attaching himself like a remora to Carla's thing? She could possibly be something fresh and new in the slot world with her positive energy and sex appeal. Rob made an effort, and Mike shit on him. He won't follow through. I'm still waiting for his report on Tai Chi.

Unknown Speaker (5:01): He promised a month ago.

Josh (5:03): Oh, yeah. The sitting tai chi. I remember

Unknown Speaker (5:05): that. That was, like, twelve months ago.

Unknown Speaker (5:07): Yeah. Long time ago.

Rob Spiwack (5:09): Writes, way to go, mister O. And then, wait. Because this is out of order here, so I wanna make sure

Unknown Speaker (5:15): I get I think was after your response.

Unknown Speaker (5:17): Yeah. Mister O was, hold on a second.

Unknown (5:20): Responded. I got greeted Friday morning by your response. It was the first thing I saw Friday morning.

Unknown Speaker (5:26): Oh. I wanna make sure

Unknown Speaker (5:27): I get the guy that suggested it because it doesn't work. It doesn't work without that. You know what I mean? Here we

Unknown Speaker (5:32): go. Where

Rob Spiwack (5:35): is it? Okay. Hey, Chan. God bless you, Chan. Thanks for standing up for the guy.

Rob Spiwack (5:41): I appreciate it. I truly do. It's Mike's life. Let him live. Thank you, Chan.

Rob Spiwack (5:46): So I just wanna say for the you know, I I think it's fair that I include my people too, you know, that I include the the people that do this. I I think it was very, very kind. Alright. Let me see.

Unknown Speaker (6:00): Alright. Okay.

Rob Spiwack (6:02): Alright. I'm just trying to get the guy that suggests something because it's a wonderful suggestion. Okay. Oh, Linda Barnes, a real Mike hater. Barnes.

Rob Spiwack (6:11): Real softy. She writes, he expects Rob to do the work for him. Yes. I do. But, folks, don't worry about that ever happening.

Rob Spiwack (6:22): Alright? Right. Let's see here. Rob is not his secretary, and it's not a TMOS gig. Why would Rob put in the legwork?

Unknown Speaker (6:33): That was a big move by Mike. That text.

Josh (6:36): So many people are so concerned about something that makes so little

Unknown Speaker (6:40): to you. Take the embrace the love. Embrace They the

Unknown Speaker (6:43): mustn't care so much.

Rob Spiwack (6:45): I know. You well, you're like, this would be when Dom would get hate calls about the way he treated me, and it doesn't do me any favors just like it doesn't do you. It makes you uncomfortable, but we have a bit of a different thing. So I don't think, you know, you're not gonna get a call at 10PM tonight.

Unknown Speaker (7:03): I hope not.

Unknown Speaker (7:04): I hope not. I've called you at 10PM.

Josh (7:06): Yeah. But you hate it, and I hate it.

Rob Spiwack (7:09): Let's see. Alright. So the remora one I like. A remora. That's the the little pilot fish that suckles.

Rob Spiwack (7:16): Yeah. That suckles on the underbelly of the shark.

Unknown Speaker (7:18): I might have gone with barnacle,

Unknown Speaker (7:20): but Josh, do you have the suggestion?

Unknown (7:22): Alright. Willie is the suggestion. Willie Preston has a has a suggestion

Rob Spiwack (7:28): for you. Willie Preston. And was alright. F off Friday, your favorite feature from those ever. A guy said it was another guy that said this.

Unknown Speaker (7:37): I hope they didn't delete him. Mhmm. Don't delete things on here, please. Alright. It was most

Unknown Speaker (7:43): How are gonna lose it?

Rob Spiwack (7:45): Okay. A guy suggested that he would just like to be able to call in and tell Mike to f off.

Unknown Speaker (7:52): Oh, okay.

Unknown Speaker (7:53): I forgot who that was. Was that Josh? But then he's gone. It's like,

Unknown Speaker (7:59): I don't know whether Facebook. Okay.

Unknown Speaker (8:02): Alright. Let me see. Facebook. Is there a fuck off phone number? We're working on that.

Rob Spiwack (8:11): Yes. We are. Josh just told me we're working on that. So Mhmm. What do you think that's a possibility to get that, sooner than later, Josh?

Unknown Speaker (8:19): I don't wanna It'll be this week. Yes. We will

Unknown Speaker (8:22): have it.

Rob Spiwack (8:23): Just as promised, I said this week. I didn't say Monday. I said this week. So you'll be able to call and tell me. No matter what you wanna say, you can say anything you wanted, but always end it with, oh, and, Mike, fuck off.

Unknown Speaker (8:34): Yeah. Would you yeah.

Unknown Speaker (8:36): That's the way you say it.

Unknown Speaker (8:37): You can do it now over on the voice mail tab on our page.

Unknown Speaker (8:40): Oh, that's great. No. No.

Unknown Speaker (8:41): No. Don't let him do it.

Unknown Speaker (8:42): Don't let him get away with

Unknown Speaker (8:43): live this week.

Unknown Speaker (8:44): We're gonna do it live. I just want I no. I don't wanna give them the opportunity to leave a message. I want them just to call me live and do

Unknown Speaker (8:51): it. Alright.

Unknown Speaker (8:52): If you Would you like,

Unknown (8:53): yeah, would you like to close this out with sharing your spot, which is kind of an ad for this? Your response.

Rob Spiwack (8:59): My my oh, okay. Hold on a second. I'm just trying alright. So I write, next week on the show, I will be taking your calls to tell me to fuck off. It's a good promotion.

Rob Spiwack (9:14): We will start with a little banter between you and Rob or and or Josh, and then let her rip. I am totally serious. I am serious. And, we will have the f off phone number for you on Monday's show. Well, we don't have that on today's show.

Rob Spiwack (9:29): I didn't talk to Josh over the weekend. He didn't talk to me, so that's okay. The only thing is it won't be a fundraiser. You can all do it for free.

Josh (9:40): Mike, it's a fundraiser is what it is. It raises the fun.

Rob Spiwack (9:44): So we will, Steve Mermelstein writes, but what if I only wanna tell us no. We're not bringing in people that have been on the show before. That's not gonna work. Ever ever forward, Steve. Way to go, mister O.

Unknown Speaker (9:56): I What? Alright.

Unknown (9:57): I would like to save this number for Tuesday's show because I think it fits an afternoon vibe better than a morning.

Unknown Speaker (10:05): Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be ready.

Unknown Speaker (10:07): Good thinking. I'll be

Rob Spiwack (10:07): ready for it. So maybe we can shoot for Tuesday, to do this

Unknown Speaker (10:11): tomorrow. Alright. Thanks, Josh. And that will also allow more West Coasters to play.

Rob Spiwack (10:15): That'll be that'll be great because we tape it, 03:00 on Tuesday, 3PM eastern time. So we look forward to that. Now moving on to the next hate, more hate for me, and there's nothing that starts on Monday better with hate for the host. I love it. It's driven us.

Rob Spiwack (10:29): No. Not us. Me in in my career. And this I have seen little tidbits of this that have been sprinkled here and there. It concerns remember when we raised money for the baseball pants?

Unknown Speaker (10:44): Yes. Of course.

Rob Spiwack (10:45): And we got the money, and, we got it after I had already Venmoed my own money to the baseball people. Right. The Right. The lady that runs the team who I double checked when I talked to the coach, and he received the money. And then And just a a

Josh (11:03): note of backstory is that the paying for the pants was promised maybe after a cocktail, And so it wasn't it was something that was sort of driven by, you know, a situation that you might not

Rob Spiwack (11:17): able I'm having a Carly gives me this big margarita, and then they're talking about how the a team had, striped pants, and we had regular pants. And then that would get the the the conversation was along the lines of, well, we will need this kind of money to do that, and, we we we need money for other stuff as well, but we're not sure. Blah blah blah. And then the dad next to me said, well, I put up half. If we needed a a thousand dollars, I'd put up half.

Rob Spiwack (11:44): And I said, well, I know my listeners could come up with half, and I'll do it too. So I committed to that. Okay. And then after the fact, some time went by because I realized that, you know, time was passing, and I hadn't done anything, and I was in an awkward position. So I end up getting on the air and saying we'll have a fundraiser, and then the the listeners have come back.

Rob Spiwack (12:07): And, well, we've got a a message that Josh is gonna share right here about it's the same theme. Right?

Unknown (12:12): Same theme. It crossed into my, like, outside of the show life because I I still use Twitter or X as it's called now

Unknown Speaker (12:24): Yeah.

Unknown (12:24): For my for my Orioles conversation

Unknown Speaker (12:26): Not Orioles social?

Unknown Speaker (12:27): No. There's not many Oriole fans over

Unknown Speaker (12:31): there. Okay.

Unknown Speaker (12:31): Alright. I'm surprised. Amazing.

Unknown Speaker (12:33): How about the guy with the hose? Does the guy with the hose go on through social?

Unknown Speaker (12:37): Probably. That's all my UFC talk is over there.

Unknown Speaker (12:40): Ah, good. Okay. Well, we hey. That's gonna be on the show today too. Big fight at the White House last night.

Unknown (12:45): But so I was browsing it during the Oriole game as I do. And Adam Jones former Oriole popped up in my feed. That's it's normal, but he was Like the player? Yeah. The player.

Rob Spiwack (12:58): Like like the player gets on your feed to talk?

Unknown Speaker (13:01): No. No. Like, I'm seeing like, he made a comment.

Unknown Speaker (13:04): Oh, so it's on your

Unknown Speaker (13:05): news made a post, so it's on my news feed.

Unknown Speaker (13:08): Oh, oh, okay.

Unknown (13:08): And it's him posting responding to a friend about the cost of travel ball and how travel ball is bleeding families dry. Okay. And I agree with that. I think travel ball has gotten ridiculous with the crazy uniforms for every tournament.

Josh (13:24): Did you comment on it, or do you, with your agreement?

Unknown (13:27): I did not comment, but I clicked a little button to see what other people were saying to see what type of feedback he was getting. And and there was a comment that got my attention by a guy named Owens Mills Alex.

Unknown Speaker (13:43): I love it when they put the town. Yeah. Rob, can you center yourself in the camera a little bit, buddy?

Josh (13:48): I can. I'm sorry. I was laughing at the name, but forgive me.

Unknown (13:51): Owens He tried to change it. He has his name listed as snooch to the nooch. But his screen name is Owens Mills Alex. So it's the Alex we're

Unknown Speaker (14:00): dealing with.

Unknown (14:01): Right. And he posted, I heard about a podcaster in Florida who tried to trick his listeners into paying $500 for his kids' travel little league pants just so he and his wife wouldn't have to cover the fees. And then Adam Jones responds to this guy and just says, damn.

Rob Spiwack (14:19): Wow. That's really that's a that's a flat accusation. That's even better. Yeah. Wow.

Unknown Speaker (14:26): That is that is stunning. No. And it's also

Unknown Speaker (14:30): little was false. Hold on,

Unknown Speaker (14:31): Rob. Oh, is. I was just excited

Rob Spiwack (14:34): to naturally give an accusation. I have to I have to address this. Mhmm. That that, you know, unequivocally did not happen. This was well after the reggae you're not you're not able to practice or get on the field if you don't put up the fees for the league to

Unknown Speaker (14:51): Sure.

Rob Spiwack (14:51): Start with, and then there are tournament fees that go along with this. This was a well, I think I've

Unknown Speaker (14:57): got the I've got the exchange.

Rob Spiwack (15:00): You know? Alright. Let me see. I'll do that right now. So I've seen little examples of that also where people were pissed off because I never mentioned the pants.

Unknown Speaker (15:12): Oh, the result. Yeah. That's right.

Rob Spiwack (15:14): And the answer is resounding no. The money was not used for pants, and the answer to that is I have no idea what the money was used for, but I know it was used for Little League because I talked to the it's like they have team moms Yeah. Who arrange all the tournaments and arrange all of the the different messages that go out to tell us where we have to be and what we have to do. So that that happened.

Josh (15:45): Is it possible that the 500 was going to another fund like the one that buys passports for Dominican children to come play on the team.

Unknown Speaker (15:55): Rob, I wish I could tell you with great authority.

Josh (15:57): But see the slush fund that

Rob Spiwack (15:58): goes on to that. Yeah. They're not many. In fact, I have it right here. Okay.

Unknown Speaker (16:03): Let's see.

Unknown Speaker (16:04): Oh, and I found a picture of the pants right here.

Rob Spiwack (16:07): Alright. So I've got the, this is, is it really two week only two weeks ago? Is it really? Is it that fresh? Alright.

Rob Spiwack (16:16): Alright. Let me see. Okay. Good evening. This is from the, the the team person.

Unknown Speaker (16:22): Checking

Rob Spiwack (16:22): in checking in on the sponsorship. So for those saying that it went to my personal fees, that kind of probably is Yeah. Right away gonna move you off of that little thing. I know you mentioned you would put something out there on your show. Thanks again for offering to help.

Rob Spiwack (16:42): And I didn't respond right away. Well, no. It says I responded two weeks ago, but then I get another one. Checking in on the sponsorship. Oh, it's just a repeat.

Unknown (16:52): Chance that with the margarita, you misunderstood the word pants?

Rob Spiwack (16:57): No. I think that that that maybe it was discussed. Conversations. I they might have been two separate conversations. A 100%.

Rob Spiwack (17:03): But the but the team was underfunded, which Yeah. Some are overfunded, some are underfunded. That's the way they go. So I said, I know you mentioned you would put something on your show. Thanks again for offering to help.

Unknown Speaker (17:16): That is a separate one. No.

Unknown Speaker (17:17): That's the same

Rob Spiwack (17:18): message I got. I got it twice. I don't know why. I said, yes. Is there a website where people can send donations?

Rob Spiwack (17:25): If not, I can set it up on my show site and do it that way. I think you guys were looking for $500.

Josh (17:32): Okay.

Rob Spiwack (17:32): And then, it's, the answer is no. There is no website. Each team is responsible for their own donations.

Unknown Speaker (17:41): Mhmm.

Rob Spiwack (17:42): I said, yes. I think we were looking for 500. We got 500 already referring to the other dad.

Unknown Speaker (17:49): Right. Oh. Which is kind of Okay.

Rob Spiwack (17:50): But that's okay. A little bit. My my open might be and then I said, I sent you $500. I'll handle the show stuff on my own, which I did, and I gotta thank you. If that clears does that clear it up?

Rob Spiwack (18:03): Does that clear it up? I mean, I I I don't so.

Unknown Speaker (18:05): Yeah. Think it

Rob Spiwack (18:05): could be any more clear, but, that's how that, went down. And then the answer about the pants is, I don't have the answer because I didn't ask. I donated, and they used it. The only thing I cared about was Here's

Unknown (18:20): picture of the kids and their fancy new pants.

Rob Spiwack (18:23): That is not my kids' team. My kids had never had what's that?

Unknown Speaker (18:28): It is. They got nice striped pants.

Unknown Speaker (18:30): Where did

Unknown Speaker (18:30): did you Photoshop that? Yeah. It's like the same kid over and over again.

Unknown Speaker (18:35): Oh, it is? Okay.

Unknown Speaker (18:36): Oh, okay. Oh my god. Yeah.

Rob Spiwack (18:38): You got me because I'm looking at it far away. What I was gonna say regarding that is I didn't ask about whether it went for the pants because I just made the donation and double checked that the money that I sent to the mom had gotten to the coach. And the coach said, yes. We we got that. Thank you.

Unknown Speaker (19:00): Yeah. And I wasn't gonna go, well, was it used for pants? Because, I mean, that's like saying, you know, that that's like I I thought it was for pants. Yeah. It's not like they have a And and by the way, if the if the listeners are pissed that it wasn't, if certain listeners are pissed that it wasn't the pants, you know, my my sincere heartfelt apologies.

Unknown Speaker (19:20): You

Unknown (19:20): know? And someone had to pay for the coach's hotel room.

Unknown Speaker (19:24): And the minibar. So Doug says, if

Rob Spiwack (19:27): you already paid, why bring the show into it?

Unknown Speaker (19:32): He he he because you paid the 500 and then brought it to the show is what he's trying

Unknown Speaker (19:36): to say.

Rob Spiwack (19:36): Well, the plan was was going to here what the plan for me is that I was going to give a website to the show and do it that way. That's the way I was gonna do it. I I didn't, you know, I didn't plan on

Unknown Speaker (19:49): handled with her.

Rob Spiwack (19:50): Yeah. I, and by the way, if you want, I could probably go back and, you know, let you know what my contributions to my personal contributions are to the team, which are essentially the tournament fees, the uniform fees, the lessons for baseball, and stuff like that.

Josh (20:10): Also your attendance.

Rob Spiwack (20:11): My attendance. My my you mean my performance fee?

Unknown Speaker (20:14): Yes. Yeah. Because I know you you sign a lot of you sign a lot of balls in the middle of the seventh inning, don't you? Right. Is that your thing?

Josh (20:21): This is true.

Rob Spiwack (20:23): I don't see Doug's chat here. Is there another channel? What does that mean? I love listener attack day. Let us have our fun.

Rob Spiwack (20:32): That's what I'm doing right now because there are people that enjoy this, and I understand they enjoy it. And and, really, after, this many years, boy, it used to I mean, that would wreck a weekend for me. Oh. That would wreck

Unknown Speaker (20:45): a week.

Rob Spiwack (20:45): That would carry at least into, Saturday afternoon. And it would it would be but it's to be honest with you, it's not quite as bad as it used to be, but it's still, it's still there.

Unknown Speaker (20:57): Oh, it lingers under the yeah.

Rob Spiwack (20:59): Bill Harrison says, check the slot machines. Regarding that hate Yeah. I have sent a a a letter to two different corporations that run the local gaming here, one particular individual lady and the generic, corporate center.

Unknown Speaker (21:22): Okay.

Rob Spiwack (21:23): And I I have not gotten a response back. Well, it

Unknown Speaker (21:27): takes three to five days at the post office.

Rob Spiwack (21:30): I I think well, no. This was a an email that I sent.

Josh (21:32): Oh, an electronic mail. Yeah.

Rob Spiwack (21:34): Almost sent. Say, but after five days, if they don't respond, you call, and that's the standard, operating procedure. I will call tomorrow or Wednesday to find out, do a follow-up with that. And this is I bet

Josh (21:46): they respond quicker if you

Rob Spiwack (21:48): owe them money. I don't know what they're gonna do. I don't know the I'm not a whale, so I know I can't do that. And, usually, the people that I see that get treated really well, obviously, get treated well because they gamble so much.

Unknown Speaker (21:58): But So what if they go to? Go to the coffee shop. You want a hunting? You go to Wisconsin. Yeah.

Rob Spiwack (22:03): What is this? So I think now Josh Josh who keeps great track of all of this information, is there anything I am leaving out from the haters that that we could address in one segment here?

Unknown (22:17): I believe that I believe that's the current hate going on.

Rob Spiwack (22:20): Would you be would you say that the most hate right now would be the baseball fundraiser? Because that's when I'm asking people for money. And Oh. That that usually that usually gets a lot of hate. You know?

Unknown Speaker (22:31): And ask people that one And we ask people for money all the time on this show. What's that, Josh?

Unknown Speaker (22:35): That one did get a lot of hate last week. That has calmed down. People move on.

Unknown Speaker (22:39): So was the gist of it like that other guy thinking that

Unknown Speaker (22:42): the pants.

Rob Spiwack (22:43): That I raised money and and, like, took it to, Las Vegas? Is that what it was?

Unknown (22:48): Yeah. It was it was proof of pants, which is silly.

Unknown Speaker (22:52): Alright.

Josh (22:52): And So, Josh, if you look at the hatemometer right now, which is a red thermometer where

Unknown Speaker (22:57): 100 ammo emitter. Like you

Unknown (23:00): guys, I have most of it blocked, but it still leaks out.

Unknown Speaker (23:04): Yeah. Yeah. That that makes

Unknown Speaker (23:06): sense. Look at how

Unknown Speaker (23:07): happy he is when he shares that with me. Right. Look at this. He gets a look of sati you get a look of satisfaction because you you like the hate. And I don't The real.

Unknown Speaker (23:18): No. I like the hate too. Come on. We all like the hate. Everybody likes it.

Unknown Speaker (23:21): We're Americans. Come on.

Unknown Speaker (23:22): But the hate turns on me way too much, which is why I had the blanket.

Unknown Speaker (23:26): You know what?

Unknown Speaker (23:26): Just hate on you. I think fine.

Unknown Speaker (23:28): I I

Unknown Speaker (23:29): it's okay to hate other people. Just not you.

Unknown Speaker (23:31): No. No. No.

Unknown (23:32): I can totally handle taking the hate of other people.

Rob Spiwack (23:34): No. I don't like I'll take the bullet on this one too for the politics thing. Yeah. Back off. I mean, he takes he takes crap from me on this show on a weekly basis, and I and we give him a hard time on a we could be but but but I you know what I don't do?

Rob Spiwack (23:50): I don't say f off, hashtag f off to him. Trip. You know? With all due respect, you know, a guy that really supported us that we put in the hall of fame, there are people that think differently. And if you think I've changed my politics because Josh is part of this show, all you have to do is listen to this show.

Rob Spiwack (24:07): And if you think that Josh has changed his politics because he's on this show, he's been the way he's been, at least from my end of things. From the very beginning, there's been no change to it. It is what it is. Yeah. And and I don't mind people taking shots at his politics or my politics.

Rob Spiwack (24:25): What I don't like is when it's just a pure personal attack because I'm sorry. And if it pisses you off that I think he's an okay guy even with his politics, and I don't really process it any other way, I don't. And it's not because I need this show. It's because I enjoy working with Josh, and I enjoy working with Rob. And and and that's what's really, really I don't like it when it's just a naked f off.

Unknown Speaker (24:56): No. That that that doesn't work.

Josh (24:58): When you take that level, you make it totally personal, and you paint with a broad stroke like that, just remember, you're no better than your the side you're against. You're no better than the other side.

Rob Spiwack (25:08): At the end of the day, I hope against hope that this motherfucker gets everything that comes to him. I really I really, really do. But I am not in the camp that says, I'm a realist when it comes to the fact that there's still gonna be people that were part of that. For what reason? I don't know.

Rob Spiwack (25:28): I can't get my head around it, but it exists. And in order to move forward, I think we are going to have to somehow just move past this time in our history.

Unknown Speaker (25:39): Yes.

Rob Spiwack (25:40): So we'll see what happens with it, but I don't like a it really if you wanna talk about something that really does piss me off, that really pisses me off. And and by the way, the reason Josh gets that, and, Rob, I'm not trying to slam you here, but the reason Josh gets that and you don't is because Josh confronts and you don't. And if you confront, you get the shit. If you confront, if you are confrontational, you get the shit. And if we if if none of us on this show were confrontational, the show would not exist.

Rob Spiwack (26:15): We would not have a show. And even Rob will stand up and get confrontational when he wants to. Doesn't happen as often. But by and large, there are people that don't like that. And the people that don't like the confrontation, you know, they I get that too.

Rob Spiwack (26:31): That exists too. Everything's out there and stuff like that. But the old me, when I'm essentially, being accused of absconding with the With

Unknown Speaker (26:43): the church funds?

Rob Spiwack (26:43): Yes. Exactly. That's that's, that's heavy duty. No. I'm I'm guilty of, not paying for it out of my own pocket, And that's that's that's what I'm guilty of.

Rob Spiwack (26:54): But to be

Josh (26:54): perfectly precise, you paid for it out of your own pocket, but then were reimbursed. I mean, it's not like you didn't front the money. You did. I

Rob Spiwack (27:02): the thing the thing about it is that the everything about that story is true where I open my big mouth, and then, you know, it used to be a little easier to accomplish that. And

Unknown Speaker (27:18): people Sure.

Rob Spiwack (27:18): But in these times, it's tougher for people to reach

Unknown (27:21): into their wallet. That the pants discussion went something like someone complaining about the a has the striped pants.

Unknown Speaker (27:27): Exactly.

Unknown (27:28): And then they say, well, we don't have enough money. They've got more sponsorship deals. We're still a thousand dollars short this year.

Rob Spiwack (27:35): That's kinda what went down.

Unknown (27:36): That's when you said in your brain, you put the money in the pants together when it was two separate things.

Rob Spiwack (27:41): I I followed another dad, and that was the That was the was the SD factor, the swinging dick factor where I'm my listeners could do that. Like that. Now but I still don't regret it because the, you know, there are people out there, I guarantee you, on every little league team that are footing more of the bill than other people.

Unknown Speaker (28:06): Sure.

Rob Spiwack (28:07): Always. There are people that are always getting involved with that.

Unknown Speaker (28:10): And there are teams everything. And and

Rob Spiwack (28:12): there are teams that have whales that, you know, take there are teams that show up with Boomba batbags that are that are custom designed with the kids' names on them. You know what I'm talking about, Josh. I I have a Boomba batbag. That that'd be a hundred and fifth that's a 100 minimum. $150

Unknown Speaker (28:28): a bag. The name put on it?

Unknown Speaker (28:29): For for 12 for 12 kids on a team.

Unknown Speaker (28:31): $4,400 if you want your name on your glove.

Unknown Speaker (28:34): There you go.

Josh (28:35): Yeah. It's it's And what about that team that brings out the the San Diego chicken every game? That seems expensive.

Rob Spiwack (28:41): The San Diego chargers. No. The San Diego Padres.

Unknown Speaker (28:45): Yes. But they bird what? The the mascot. They've hired the mascot to come to every game.

Unknown Speaker (28:51): Ill just Diego chicken. Yeah. Is San Diego chicken anything anymore?

Unknown Speaker (28:55): So it is He's independent?

Unknown (28:57): I believe he I don't I believe he's independent because the Padres now have, like, a a father figure.

Unknown Speaker (29:03): Yeah. Fryer. Right?

Unknown Speaker (29:05): Fryer.

Unknown Speaker (29:05): Yeah. Yeah. Well, the chicken would be a good fryer too.

Rob Spiwack (29:08): Right. Yeah. It's just you know? I mean, what what what pisses me off sometimes is that this show, when you are taking a shot at me like that, it is deserved. I get all the the name recognition.

Rob Spiwack (29:27): I get all this. I've done it for for years and years and years, And there is there are things that get under my skin, things that don't get under my skin, but all of it falls under the heading of comes with the territory. It does. And it comes with Josh's territory, and it comes with Rob's territory. Sure.

Rob Spiwack (29:46): That's the way it rolls. And if we if you can't deal with that, you're you really are in the wrong thing. But the cool thing about what we do Mhmm. And Rob gets to do it, and Josh gets to do it, and I get to do it, is we have the kind of show where we can do a whole segment talking about it, which I fucking love. I really, really do.

Rob Spiwack (30:07): I love addressing it, and I love going after people that go after me. And I also love sometimes, believe it or not, this is my sick, twisted personality. I love it when somebody calls me out on something where I have no excuses because that's funny too. Yeah. And that happens to all of us as well.

Rob Spiwack (30:26): I mean, that's just the way the way it goes. Can I ask

Josh (30:29): you a question about the listener psychology? Yes. Do they prefer it? The hateful type, the hateful aide out there. Do they prefer it when you come back at them or if you ignore them because they see the ignoring of the comment like a victory?

Rob Spiwack (30:44): The the people, for example, in the chat that that are with us every day, and I love it. I love the fact that I do too. You know? Rolando said, does the little league have a fancy fancy new ballroom?

Josh (30:55): They do. And an arch, a victory arch.

Rob Spiwack (30:58): And then Scoop says Rob Sports IQ is five.

Josh (31:02): It is. And that's giving me all the best of it.

Rob Spiwack (31:04): The it's just I think that there are people, like, in the comments that we do live on the show every day, they're people that wanna get on. They wanna get their name. Yeah. Yeah. So they'll they'll be provocative to do that, and I I they know me that I will almost read every negative comment that comes on, and I have to kind of police myself.

Rob Spiwack (31:24): Just know this, people. When you write a hateful comment and I don't read it, it's simply because I don't want to make the show all about that every single day, which I could.

Unknown Speaker (31:34): Very easily.

Unknown Speaker (31:35): I could do that. Anyway, let me see.

Josh (31:37): You host a variety show, Mike, and we must have variety.

Rob Spiwack (31:42): And this this this is tongue in cheek and makes me laugh. And this is a new person, racer p g two, who writes, and I think at no time did 99% of us think you pocketed the pants money, Mike. Never for a minute. I did pocket it after I sent it away. That's right.

Rob Spiwack (32:05): That's just fun. I love it. I love it. So that that I wanted to clear that up because there was, there was intensity on, on all fronts with that. And when Josh told me we had a little something something in there, I just never got the guy that, wanted to tell me to f off that I and

Unknown Speaker (32:21): have deleted himself.

Unknown Speaker (32:22): He may have deleted himself. So wuss.

Josh (32:26): Yeah. Handy ass. See? He was afraid. He's very afraid.

Rob Spiwack (32:30): And for, John, Tolomantes, who started the whole thing, the slot machine thing. You know? I I look. I I have no idea whether what you say is gonna be true or not. I'm convinced that Mike will never become a slot machine influencer.

Rob Spiwack (32:45): I'm not trying to become a slot machine influencer. So just realize that that if there's anybody that's gonna do it, it's you know? And there's a slot influencer out there called Lady Luck, who I've always thought Carla would do, as well, if not better than. But the problem

Josh (33:01): is think that's her real name, Lady Luck? No. Of course not.

Unknown Speaker (33:04): But Rob Spiway

Josh (33:06): Yes.

Rob Spiwack (33:06): The the the advantage that she has is that I believe her hubby, the guy that's behind the scenes for her Yeah. Has a little BR, little bankroll. So that's that's and that's where I getting back to the whole pants thing. I'm hawking for $500 worth of pants.

Josh (33:21): Isn't that still a little, vague as to whether or not the influencers have money to back themselves?

Rob Spiwack (33:28): I think the influencers have, I've heard it explained by several of them. We have tried again and again and again to get them on the show. And they look at the, algorithms and what the demo is and whether it would be directly, beneficial to them, or they simply ignore the request that they get. But the world of guests on podcasts is the same world of guests on radio. You don't have the biggest numbers, it's gonna be harder to get the guests.

Rob Spiwack (33:59): And it has been, forever. It's, well, Rob, you could speak to it better than I could as far as Yeah. The challenge of getting people to come on a show.

Josh (34:08): I mean, if you think about it, back when we started together, a big city would have 14 stations, maybe 14 radio stations to divide a press junket around. They would maybe hit three or four. Now there are 75,000,000 podcasts. Mhmm. And it's just really hard to make yourself stick out if you're unless you have massive, massive numbers.

Unknown (34:32): It's even bigger than that because it is used to be if I wanted to tell the masses about what I've got going on, I need to go on a radio station and promote it. Right. Now I can just go on my own account and promote it to thousands of thousands of people.

Josh (34:46): And it's more direct. Involvement. It's landing on the people that wanna hear it.

Unknown Speaker (34:49): Yeah. Yeah. I just spilled coffee on my white tea.

Unknown (34:52): Lady Luck's husband appears to be worth $2,000,000.

Rob Spiwack (34:56): Okay. So he's not, you know, he's not Bill Gates. But

Unknown Speaker (34:59): No. But he's got a little something.

Rob Spiwack (35:00): But he's got a little something something. They, they make their money off of, views and likes and clicks and all of the YouTube stuff. That's how they do. It's it's why everybody says it and everybody wants subscribers, and Yeah. That's what we, we all go for.

Rob Spiwack (35:17): The concept I have is that, Carla, because she does so many fun, fun things on, on her socials, things that are really good. And she's got when she told me her TikTok followers the other day, I thought she had, like, 3,000, TikTok followers, and she's got, over 13,000. And so when I saw yeah. Yeah. Did you know that?

Unknown Speaker (35:39): I did not know that.

Rob Spiwack (35:40): Yeah. No. No. Thanks to us. She's got it out there, and it was really, really cool.

Rob Spiwack (35:47): And speaking of followers, Josh is working on getting a very interesting young lady who is the a beer cart girl

Unknown Speaker (35:56): Yes.

Rob Spiwack (35:56): Who has how many how many followers does she have, Josh? She's got a few thou? Like, 50,000 or something like that? A 100

Unknown Speaker (36:02): from the cart girl to, like, a media empire or something, like a podcast, basically.

Rob Spiwack (36:07): It's funny because I but the idea of dirty, slimy old guys on, golf courses with a cart girl appeals to me. So, hopefully, we'll

Josh (36:15): have Do you ever see those guys, Mike?

Unknown Speaker (36:17): Yep.

Unknown Speaker (36:18): You see them on the courts?

Unknown Speaker (36:20): Well, I have been

Unknown Speaker (36:22): 2,700,000 followers.

Rob Spiwack (36:23): Point 7,000,000 followers. Wow. That's that's rarefied air right now. That really, really is.

Unknown Speaker (36:29): And I should

Unknown Speaker (36:29): throw a golf cart.

Unknown Speaker (36:31): No. A a beer beer cart, not a golf cart.

Unknown Speaker (36:34): Short shorts and go out and hi there.

Josh (36:36): I'm gonna definitely grow out my hair.

Rob Spiwack (36:38): Yeah. So, hopefully, I have successfully answered all the questions today. Let's see. $500 in question, and all of a sudden, the Omeras have a slot have slot machine money. Interesting.

Unknown Speaker (36:51): No. We don't.

Unknown Speaker (36:52): Mike, it doesn't add up. No. You don't.

Rob Spiwack (36:56): Wish I did. Can't do that, though. Can't can't solicit for that. That doesn't work. Works is subscribing.

Rob Spiwack (37:01): And if we get there, if we look. The first goal is to even be able to do it, and that's the first goal. And I have no idea how long that's gonna take, but that's coming. And, and by the way, there's a lot more show coming too. We've got a lot more stuff going on on the show, and, hopefully, you'll, enjoy that today.

Rob Spiwack (37:19): I haven't really gone into the detail of falling apart and then, the whirlwind weekend with my son. We've got tons of stuff. Rob wants to talk about, slimy golfer Phil Mickelson. It's a very loaded, loaded show. And It is.

Rob Spiwack (37:32): Soroka was all over the place because he does stuff all the time. Yeah. He's go, go, go, go.

Josh (37:39): He is like our show's Gene Shalott. Now that Gene Shalott has passed, he is always at the big show.

Rob Spiwack (37:45): Thank you for the and once again, I will not get mad at you for that timely reference. Anyway, we will take a break

Josh (37:51): to it. Just died. It was it got on CNN bulletin.

Rob Spiwack (37:55): Yes. He was back he was he was on, on network television during the Carter administration.

Josh (38:01): We will take break. A sudden, Jimmy Carter doesn't matter?

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Rob Spiwack (42:18): We'll get started. We are that was boy, can I tell you this, Josh? Hate makes the time go by for me. It really, really does.

Unknown Speaker (42:28): And I bet you feel better. Do you feel better?

Rob Spiwack (42:31): I never feel better. I'm I'm physically declining. Okay. Let's start today with The United States and Iran. President Trump officially announced yesterday that The US and Iran have reached a major deal to end the war, lifting the naval blockade and permanently reopening the vital Strait Of Hormuz While a formal treaty signing is locked in for this Friday in Switzerland, the peace remains incredibly tense as Israeli officials immediately cast doubt on whether they will cooperate with The US brokered terms regarding operations in Lebanon.

Rob Spiwack (43:04): Those You know what? Israelis. Wow.

Josh (43:07): Watch won this war a lot of times because the president has told us, but this is the best win that we've had yet. It's most recent too.

Unknown (43:15): My favorite part is either last night or today, they agreed to sign via DocuSign to then sign the real one on Friday. Really? DocuSign? Well, they said sign digitally, which for me says DocuSign.

Rob Spiwack (43:28): It's DocuSign. Is DocuSign. Somewhere. Yeah. Now speaking of the White House in an historic first for the Executive Mansion, president Trump celebrated his eightieth birthday by hosting a professional UFC cage fighting show, Klasse, right on the storied White House South Lawn, dubbed UFC Freedom two fifty.

Rob Spiwack (43:54): Clever. Right? With all the money they have, that's the guy they got to do the marketing. UFC Freedom two fifty. The unprecedented spectacle, drew massive political and sporting attention as fighters like Diego Lopez competed under the afternoon sun for a crowd of elite guests.

Rob Spiwack (44:13): I have to ask Josh Schroka. You looked in. I didn't get a chance to, how how did you look?

Unknown Speaker (44:19): Me. Couldn't pay me to look in.

Rob Spiwack (44:21): Well, I'd watch UFC under any circumstances, but I didn't I I just didn't do it.

Unknown (44:25): I don't I'm not a huge UFC fan. I'll have it in the background sometimes. But I turned it on for the spectacle to see what it looks like. And it's like what I said beforehand. Anything with the backdrop of the White House looks impressive and looks cool.

Unknown Speaker (44:41): And they had these

Josh (44:42): So did the movie Independence Day when they blew up the White House. Yeah. Is that a good

Unknown Speaker (44:45): thing? Mhmm.

Rob Spiwack (44:46): Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's that that's what Josh said, but the White House said, look at this. This looks like a shit show.

Unknown (44:54): If you can turn off your Trump hate Yes. It's a cool event. They did a a good national anthem performance, a good flyover with the blue angels, and some other, things. The fighters entered through the White House, which was fun.

Unknown Speaker (45:09): That is out of

Unknown Speaker (45:10): the White House.

Unknown Speaker (45:11): When did the emperor when did the emperor show up?

Unknown (45:13): And then here's my my favorite part of the night Yeah. Was all the entrance music was performed by the president's band. So no one came out to, like, track.

Unknown Speaker (45:25): The president's own? The marine band? Yes. Oh, colonel Colburn.

Unknown Speaker (45:29): They had to love

Unknown Speaker (45:29): that. Oh, colonel Colburn.

Unknown (45:31): Oh my god. At least they but it Oh. So they performed all the all the music, which was nice.

Unknown Speaker (45:40): Did he make a No.

Unknown (45:41): No. I mean, like, the, like, pop music and that the fighters would come out to as well.

Rob Spiwack (45:46): Yes. Did his orangeness make an appearance?

Unknown (45:50): He did. Him and Dana White came out. And

Unknown Speaker (45:53): Now is it true that he was trying to

Unknown Speaker (45:55): be Dana White and his big mouth.

Unknown (45:57): Yeah. He was trying to be nice and, like, not smile, like, tough like the fighters, and Dana White had the biggest smile like a clown walking out of there. Mhmm.

Unknown Speaker (46:06): Yeah. That was the biggest thing he's ever had. I mean, who complained Dana White. Right?

Josh (46:10): I mean Wasn't Donald Trump flying one of the Blue Angels too? He was up in the airplane.

Unknown Speaker (46:15): Look at me.

Unknown Speaker (46:16): I'm up here. I'm on plane.

Unknown (46:18): Mhmm. I might be an idiot, but it's the first time I've seen cameras, like, live inside the planes during the flyover, and that was pretty cool to me.

Unknown Speaker (46:25): Okay. Well, spectacle was the spectacle.

Unknown (46:27): The spectacle was a spectacle. It looked like they broadcast it to different, naval ships and stuff across the world because they kept doing video shots of that. There was a lot of people down on the mall to watch it on video screens.

Unknown Speaker (46:42): Are you ready for my comment? Are you this is my Sure. I will only give you one hateful comment on this. Alright?

Unknown Speaker (46:47): Perfect. And

Rob Spiwack (46:48): it's just a a statement effect. Alright. History history will not remember that. That will not be remembered in history. You will not read that in history books down the road.

Unknown (46:59): Sure. I think there's lots of events on the White House lawn that People don't remember. On. Yeah. And then and then something else will happen in twenty years, and we'll complain that this is the worst thing that ever happened without saying, well, we did all these other things.

Josh (47:12): Oh, man. Can you remember all those horrible, unclassy, undignified, patriotic, diplomatic dinners on the lawn? Oh, I wish I could forget about them.

Unknown Speaker (47:23): Classes, dick. Alright. Anyway, that's, let

Josh (47:25): me see is beautiful spectacle, Josh, is watching a city in a riot. That's also a spectacle, just so you know. I mean, if you wanna tune in and see something big and fascinating to watch out, it's not always a good thing. And I think at this time, it cheapens the look of the nation worldwide universally.

Unknown (47:42): I I I think worse has been done on that long.

Unknown Speaker (47:46): Really? Like worse? We're like what? What would be what would

Josh (47:50): be Jimmy Carter had his cockfighting.

Unknown Speaker (47:53): No. I don't I don't wanna get into politics.

Rob Spiwack (47:55): I know, but you said if you make a statement like worse things have been done in that long and by the way I think we have. You're you're making assumption that, you know, that something could happen that was as tacky as that.

Unknown (48:08): I think Joe Biden bringing out, topless transgender women onto the White House lawn was tacky.

Unknown Speaker (48:17): When did that happen?

Unknown Speaker (48:18): During his during the Joe Biden administration. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (48:21): That's not all that specific.

Unknown Speaker (48:23): Did I miss that press release?

Unknown Speaker (48:24): Oh, you want me to send you the articles? Is it from

Unknown Speaker (48:27): Alex Jones?

Unknown Speaker (48:28): No. It was a real thing. That's what I'm saying. People forget

Rob Spiwack (48:32): what doing. People women showing their their boobs?

Unknown Speaker (48:36): Yes. Well,

Josh (48:37): yes. Seems to me we would have caught that somehow.

Rob Spiwack (48:41): Oh, I got one here. Daniel Thurber says Monica Lewinsky took a stroll with

Unknown Speaker (48:45): Clinton on that lawn. That's true.

Unknown Speaker (48:47): That one.

Rob Spiwack (48:48): Yes. What's this is the same and, yes, Clinton yeah. And Clinton got his pee pee whacked for it too.

Unknown Speaker (48:55): Yeah. He did. Right?

Unknown Speaker (48:56): Got impeached for it. Come on, meow. Yeah. And that that sucked too. That was disgusting.

Unknown Speaker (49:01): So to speak. Welcome to the Oh, what's this?

Unknown Speaker (49:04): That was me clicking on something, and an ad came up. I just

Rob Spiwack (49:09): I I am stunned. Three years ago, they found a bag of drugs in the White House.

Josh (49:15): I remember that. They belonged to Amy Carter.

Unknown Speaker (49:18): He did it too. Alright. Let's move on. Shall we? Shall we move on?

Unknown Speaker (49:21): Are we ready? I I I don't wanna I I don't wanna, you know, stop if Josh wants to share with you.

Unknown Speaker (49:26): 06/13/2023.

Rob Spiwack (49:29): 06/13/2023.

Josh (49:31): Oh, so we just had the anniversary.

Rob Spiwack (49:34): I don't know. I just what is the story, though? Because I am curious if it really happened.

Unknown Speaker (49:41): It says

Unknown Speaker (49:43): What what what is your source,

Unknown Speaker (49:45): first of all? The New York Post. Do you believe that?

Rob Spiwack (49:48): Well, sometimes. New York Post is a right wing, publication, but that's you know, it's not completely off the wall.

Unknown (49:55): No. It says trans model Rose Montoya goes topless during White House pride party, after meeting Biden. And there's a picture of her

Unknown Speaker (50:06): After meeting Biden.

Unknown (50:07): Yeah. I guess shakes Biden's hand and then is out on the White House.

Josh (50:11): To be fair, Josh, the way you presented it, it was like Biden was the MC at a strip club, and they were playing girls, girls, girls on the background. It was an event for pride, man. I think it I mean, things will happen, but

Unknown Speaker (50:23): I don't think

Josh (50:24): you can blame mister Biden for that.

Unknown Speaker (50:27): You know?

Unknown Speaker (50:28): Please welcome.

Unknown (50:29): I'm saying things happen on the White House.

Unknown Speaker (50:32): Alright. Come on over here. Take your top off. There you

Unknown Speaker (50:35): go. She's got it. Administration has disagree with.

Rob Spiwack (50:41): Alright. Let's move on, shall we?

Unknown Speaker (50:44): I'll hit my little thingy.

Unknown Speaker (50:45): Yeah. Do

Rob Spiwack (50:46): it. Tyra Banks has hit Netflix with a massive defamation lawsuit. Supermodel Tyra Banks has filed a federal lawsuit against Netflix over its controversial new docuseries, Reality Check Inside America's Next Top Model. I've looked at that like little pieces of it once in a while. Banks alleges that producers sat her down for a three and a half hour interview only to maliciously slice it down to sixteen heavily edited minutes to construct a false and defamatory narrative about her character.

Josh (51:23): Welcome to showbiz.

Rob Spiwack (51:24): So we'll have to wait and see where that goes. But Yeah. Yeah. That paints the, the whole show and especially Tyra in a very, negative light. But that show's had controversy around it for a long time.

Unknown Speaker (51:35): Yeah. You remember when Joe Biden was on? Yeah. Took his shirt off.

Rob Spiwack (51:38): Yeah. That sucked. Thank you. Thank you, Joe. Moving right along, Nara Organics has triggered an urgent nationwide infant formula recall.

Rob Spiwack (51:51): Now, I don't have little babies anymore, but if you do listen to this, this is heavy duty. Health authorities have issued an immediate nationwide alert as Nara Organics, not familiar with it, recalled, all I know is Gerber.

Josh (52:06): Gerber is good. Similac.

Rob Spiwack (52:08): Nara Organics recalled its popular baby formula line. Federal regulators advised parents to immediately stop using the product due to critical contamination concerns over botulism. That is I remember that one. A rare but serious biological toxin, that can cause severe muscle weakness and respiratory issues in infants.

Josh (52:35): And small bits, it's what they use for Botox. Botulism is. Yeah. It's how they paralyze the face to make it do what it does.

Unknown Speaker (52:42): I don't know much about that.

Unknown Speaker (52:44): Trying use the one.

Unknown Speaker (52:45): That that's a little young for Botox.

Unknown Speaker (52:47): My problem, I forgot. I haven't been

Unknown Speaker (52:48): keeping up. Am I dead?

Josh (52:51): Yeah. I think you are, but but Frank is alive, and so is Sly. I don't know about the doctor.

Unknown Speaker (52:57): Am I dead? Am I dead? Am I dead? Am I dead?

Unknown Speaker (52:59): I think you are. Hi,

Speaker 5 (53:02): Rob. I'm if if I'm dead, then I can You

Unknown Speaker (53:05): you passed in 2020.

Unknown Speaker (53:06): Oh, then.

Unknown Speaker (53:07): Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (53:11): Jackie, did you hear about the baby formula?

Unknown Speaker (53:14): I rubbed. But I have they use botulism in my Botox.

Unknown Speaker (53:19): I'm curious. Was Sly a bottle, baby?

Unknown Speaker (53:23): A formula, baby. All the way.

Unknown Speaker (53:26): Made in my kitchen counter.

Unknown Speaker (53:28): I didn't want my I didn't want my nipples to get wrecked.

Unknown Speaker (53:33): Well, you've married a plastic surgeon. He could have fixed them.

Unknown Speaker (53:36): Oh, still. Not that area. No touching. Absolutely not. I didn't

Unknown Speaker (53:41): know you had ground rules.

Unknown Speaker (53:43): And you've seen his mouth. Right?

Unknown Speaker (53:44): Yeah. I have. That on you.

Speaker 5 (53:46): No. That's not not good. I got a yes. What?

Josh (53:49): I was gonna say, you know, Jackie, at my house, we called an extra glass of champagne the baby formula.

Unknown Speaker (53:54): Baby formula. Hey. How about that UFC fight? That was pretty good, wasn't it?

Unknown Speaker (53:59): I wish you had competed. Bye, Jackie. I am floating away now. Jacqueline Stallone.

Unknown Speaker (54:07): There she goes.

Unknown Speaker (54:08): Alright. Alright. Alright. Sorry. Sorry.

Unknown Speaker (54:10): Sorry. Oh, wrong. Thank you. I'll learn it. I'll learn it.

Rob Spiwack (54:13): There we go. What were you gonna say, Josh? You were gonna say something or not? No. No.

Unknown Speaker (54:18): Okay. Very good. Let's know. Fun. I get confused when I have to press all my buttons.

Rob Spiwack (54:23): Oh, I know a button I have to pay. This one.

Unknown Speaker (54:27): What?

Unknown Speaker (54:27): Come on. Oh, no.

Unknown Speaker (54:29): Hell no. Another slot board

Unknown Speaker (54:31): is Is it a swoosh?

Rob Spiwack (54:33): Yeah. Is that mine or yours?

Unknown Speaker (54:36): That was yours.

Unknown Speaker (54:37): Okay. Good. I got it. Okay. Alright.

Rob Spiwack (54:39): Moving right along. Steven Spielberg, Josh saw it. Disclosure Day. He saw that movie. We'll get a review later on.

Rob Spiwack (54:45): It destroyed the weekend box office. Let's see. Hollywood is celebrating a massive theatrical revival. Steven Spielberg's highly anticipated blockbuster disclosure day officially opened at number one ranking raking in a spectacular spectacular $44,000,000 domestically and $92,900,000 worldwide over its debut weekend. Sci fi, Josh?

Unknown Speaker (55:13): Was it a sci fi thingy? Aliens.

Rob Spiwack (55:14): Yes. Aliens. Excellent. It's his wheelhouse. These stunning figures marked the best opening weekend for an original movie in, the legendary 79 year old director's historic career.

Rob Spiwack (55:27): Hard to believe he's gonna be 82. Isn't that amazing?

Josh (55:31): Wow. I wonder how much of that has to do with attendance or inflated ticket prices.

Rob Spiwack (55:36): Probably the inflationary ticket prices contribute, but it's still an amazing number. It is. It still means people were going to theaters.

Unknown Speaker (55:44): Yeah. You're spectacular.

Unknown Speaker (55:45): I think four years ago, we were declaring theaters dead.

Unknown Speaker (55:49): Let's see. You know what? I don't wanna wait. What did you think of, disclosure day?

Unknown (55:52): Did you dig it? Oh, I loved it. I thought it was great. The concept is we're on the brink of World War three, and some people are forcing true alien disclosure. And show related the, without it being a spoiler, one of the first videos they show to kind of prove like here's video, the government's been hiding from you is surveillance footage of Richard Nixon showing Jackie Gleason, the aliens, which is a story I never knew about until this show.

Unknown Speaker (56:21): Kind of a weekly world news. I don't think that publication's around anymore. No. No. They used to have that, all the time.

Rob Spiwack (56:28): But man, oh, man.

Josh (56:29): But the Gleason stuff is real. That's been sourced and cited. He that was his thing. He built a house that looked

Rob Spiwack (56:35): like They aliens that he showed them. Right? They were fake, weren't they?

Josh (56:39): They were stuff that we had under high security at Area 51 that people weren't supposed to see, and the great one got to see them. So

Unknown Speaker (56:47): Alright. Alright. Well, that's, that's interesting, and I wanna see it now. Now I wanna see it because

Unknown Speaker (56:51): it was good.

Rob Spiwack (56:52): That's awesome. Finally, today, Rob, you like Peru news, don't you? News from Peru?

Josh (56:58): I'm a Peruvian guy. Yes.

Unknown Speaker (57:00): Yeah. Used to have it regularly when I did a morning show in Annapolis, Maryland. I would say, yoo hoo, news from Peru. You had the yoo hoo. Yoo hoo.

Rob Spiwack (57:12): News from Peru. Police. Police in Peru. Yes. Pulled off an unbelievably bizarre undercover sting yesterday by dressing up as the official twenty twenty six FIFA World Cup mascots.

Rob Spiwack (57:30): Good plan. Would you like to know their names?

Unknown Speaker (57:32): I would.

Rob Spiwack (57:34): Clutch the bald eagle and Maple the moose.

Josh (57:38): Clutch the bald eagle is a game we used to play.

Unknown (57:41): Is Mexico not got a representation?

Rob Spiwack (57:43): I'm not sure. Maybe it was two of three. Would would Clutch the bald eagle be the Americans That'd

Unknown Speaker (57:49): be America. And the most would be Canada.

Unknown Speaker (57:52): Okay.

Josh (57:52): The Mexican one is Enrique the Empanada.

Rob Spiwack (57:57): Police knew that their suspect was a passionate soccer fanatic, and he was distracted by the tournament. Here's what happened. The, heavily disguised officers casually, as casually as a mascot can be.

Josh (58:11): Sure. With their huge heads. Yeah.

Unknown (58:13): Oh, Zayu the jaguar is the third one.

Rob Spiwack (58:16): What Zayu? Zayu. Zayu. How do you spell it?

Unknown Speaker (58:20): Z a y u.

Rob Spiwack (58:22): Zayu. Zayu. Zayu the jaguar. Alright. So these mascots, disguised as, the bald eagle, and, what was the other one?

Rob Spiwack (58:31): Oh, I don't care. They casually approached his, Lima home. Lima's in Peru, or is it Lima?

Josh (58:38): Well, it's Lima Bean, Lima, Peru, and Limu The Imu.

Rob Spiwack (58:43): They approached his Lima home aggressively, burst through the doors in the outfits. I guess. Video, and they arrested the alleged drug trafficker alongside piles of illicit contraband. And so they were called one was the bald eagle, clutch the bald eagle. I wanted the quote from

Unknown Speaker (59:05): Oh, I is the guy on moose. Ah, yes.

Rob Spiwack (59:08): Maple the yes. The the quote, I I can't do my kicker without getting Maple the moose. Maple What? Maple the moose was heard to explain. That's my skull.

Rob Spiwack (59:21): I'm so wasted. There we go. That's your news, ladies and gentlemen. Hope you enjoyed it. I'll be here all week if you, wanna stop by.

Rob Spiwack (59:32): The good taste of maple, Mike. It's what's for dinner. It is. The good taste of maple. Alright, everybody.

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Josh (1:01:19): Yeah, baby. Forget about it.

Unknown Speaker (1:01:21): Get it, everybody? Alright. Phil Mickelson. Yes. In the news.

Rob Spiwack (1:01:25): Rob, brought this to me. I've been kinda looking at this story. The problem is, we talked about the New York Post before. I got it from the New York Daily News. And I'm like everybody else.

Rob Spiwack (1:01:36): There are certain publications that let you in and certain publications that don't. So I read the headline that he had been banned for inappropriate sexual conduct with an employee at a club out in San Diego, and then I couldn't get any more details. And then the other day, another story pops up where Phil's lawyers are fighting this now because Phil and the the lawyers say, this ain't true. What's the latest, and what do you hear?

Josh (1:02:06): This is a story in two parts. The original story says that Phil Mickelson's membership at a golf club in California has been revoked after he was accused of making nonconsensual and inappropriate physical contact, close quote, with an employee. The 55 year old golfer was told to vacate the premises in the middle of a round, and, he is not welcome back at

Unknown Speaker (1:02:27): the club.

Rob Spiwack (1:02:28): So what I hear when I hear this Yeah. It sounds to me because you've heard a lot going back and forth about they they performed an investigation. Well, the investigation could be you asked the person that was involved.

Josh (1:02:41): Yeah. She went directly to the people, and

Rob Spiwack (1:02:43): they reacted on it. And they walked out to him on the course? Yes. So whatever he was accused of was egregious enough in the powers that bees mind Yeah. That they literally drove out to him on a golf cart and said, Phil, we need you to leave the premises.

Rob Spiwack (1:03:03): Yes. Yeah. That is really that's intense.

Josh (1:03:06): That's intense. I mean, that's a lot because keep in mind, I would imagine if Phil was at your club, that's sort of a big deal for the club. You'd want Phil to be at your club.

Rob Spiwack (1:03:15): Right? From what I read, Rob, this is his regular place that he practices a lot. So he gets ready. He's gotten ready for some US opens out there. I don't know all the details it says because I haven't read them.

Rob Spiwack (1:03:28): What's the latest?

Josh (1:03:29): Okay. The latest broke about eighteen hours ago according to Forbes. It says accusations have surfaced this week about six time major champion Phil Mickelson making inappropriate contact with a female employee. In a statement from his attorney, Mickelson appears to be ready to fight the allegations behind him. His attorney, Tom Claire, told Golf Digest that there is video evidence that will exonerate Mickelson of all wrongdoing.

Josh (1:03:53): There is a great deal of misunderstanding and misinformation circulating, and while Phil's full attention is devoted to a private family

Rob Spiwack (1:04:00): We all know. Right? Right. If you got video evidence and it's really exonerating, you get that out ASAP. Right?

Josh (1:04:10): And the farms club, that's the name of the country club. They say there's no camera footage of the incident. Really? Yeah. So it would have to be I mean, obviously, it's not a surveillance thing, but maybe someone had a camera.

Josh (1:04:24): I mean, everyone has a camera now, so that could be. But

Rob Spiwack (1:04:28): If you're aware of it, you can't do that. You can't play that game because we are now we're all sleuths out in America. We all know. And, Josh, isn't it accurate that if you have that, you release it immediately to put it away? You have to put it away.

Unknown Speaker (1:04:44): You have to. Right?

Unknown Speaker (1:04:45): There's no

Unknown Speaker (1:04:46): point in teasing to think that, oh, it I need to save it for court or something. No. You cut it out immediately.

Josh (1:04:52): Yeah. To quell it. You just gotta stop all that as soon as you can.

Rob Spiwack (1:04:54): And do we have any more detail at all on what transpired did when what transpired? Did he grab her? The female employee boobs. Whatever.

Josh (1:05:05): By quote, the accusation is nonconsensual and inappropriate physical contact prior to a round.

Unknown Speaker (1:05:12): I hate that crap.

Unknown Speaker (1:05:13): It's very vague.

Rob Spiwack (1:05:14): You know, on one side, it's like if you have video, reps for Phil Mhmm. You you show it to everybody. And club, if you are why are you being so inappropriate? If what are you afraid of? Not saying that he touched this, he touched that.

Unknown Speaker (1:05:30): He grabbed her here. He grabbed her there. You know?

Josh (1:05:32): And Do you think it was feet stuff?

Rob Spiwack (1:05:37): Shut up, Prav. I don't know. It just seems there's an awful lot unsaid. Yeah. But let me just say this.

Rob Spiwack (1:05:47): Being a member of multiple country clubs in my life because I'm a big golfer. Right. I have always been aware of, when it comes to disciplinary action, and I have to be careful here when I talk about it. When it comes to disciplinary action at country clubs, you have some people it can be very political.

Unknown Speaker (1:06:12): Sure.

Rob Spiwack (1:06:12): And if somebody's got it in for you and really, really doesn't care for your whole vibe and you're in a position of power and, you know, say Phil's been a dick to a guy, that's Can you

Josh (1:06:26): see that happening? I can.

Rob Spiwack (1:06:28): I can. I can. I think Phil is very good out in public, and I'm not sure what he's like, behind. And then one of our listeners said, is he still married? I'm not even sure whether he is or not.

Josh (1:06:39): Is still married? That's the weird thing is that he has been really sort of out of sight. He didn't even play the masters this year, citing family health issues, but that's, again, very vague. Who knows if there's trouble in the marriage? You don't know.

Rob Spiwack (1:06:53): Mental health issues Yeah. With this going on. But It

Unknown Speaker (1:06:56): could be his breasts.

Unknown Speaker (1:06:59): Do you mean? They're pretty boost.

Josh (1:07:01): Yeah. They're they can be pretty falsome

Unknown Speaker (1:07:02): at times. Lot of weight, Rob. He's lost We

Unknown Speaker (1:07:04): You're thinking he's

Unknown Speaker (1:07:05): filled back twenty years ago.

Josh (1:07:07): We've all lost weight, but still, I would like to see a look at him.

Unknown Speaker (1:07:11): So we don't so that's the very Josh, do you have anything fresh on this at all about Phil?

Unknown (1:07:18): No. I'm seeing the sheriff that they'll investigate further. I'm seeing he's still married.

Unknown Speaker (1:07:22): Okay.

Unknown (1:07:23): Alright. I'm not seeing whatever his video proof is. Even this headline reveals surprise in the evidence, and it's like, I don't see what the evidence is.

Josh (1:07:31): Do you think there's any possibility that they do an initial video, the claim that the video will exonerate him, then just hope it goes away? Yes. Because if they don't have a video, they can't take it any further. Right?

Unknown (1:07:45): Well and half the population is dumb and will just remember, oh, yeah. He said he had a video.

Unknown Speaker (1:07:50): 60%, actually.

Rob Spiwack (1:07:52): Yeah. But I also think that we are savvy enough now that when we hear that, it's like, you better come up with that. If that's in your possession, you release that as soon as possible. But then again, there are ramification if she's litigious. The ramifications with putting her but you can pixelate her face.

Unknown Speaker (1:08:13): Right?

Josh (1:08:13): Sure. And you don't have to show it publicly. You can You could show it to the sheriffs, and the sheriffs will keep it quiet.

Unknown Speaker (1:08:20): It's interesting. We'll have to wait and see. I don't know.

Josh (1:08:22): You know, if he's found guilty, I'm pretty sure that the, board of directors at LIV Golf will will have him killed.

Rob Spiwack (1:08:30): I just don't trust inside the gates of a country club. Yeah. All rules And and all rules are off. You you don't know what's going on.

Unknown Speaker (1:08:37): And he doesn't have to show the evidence to the sheriff because the sheriff already comes out and says there's no evidence of wrongdoing.

Rob Spiwack (1:08:43): It's shit, but a country club can kick you out.

Unknown Speaker (1:08:45): Club can kick you out.

Unknown Speaker (1:08:46): Yeah. For any reason whatsoever.

Josh (1:08:47): And It's its own government. It's like Disneyland.

Rob Spiwack (1:08:50): Yeah. But, also, that doesn't prohibit you from suing a country club and board members and powers that be for defamation and slander and all that. So stay tuned for that. We'll have to wait and see. Josh, I wanted to get to this because

Unknown Speaker (1:09:07): And that's why you're leaving your club?

Rob Spiwack (1:09:08): Yes. Because I will.

Josh (1:09:09): I'd like to get that ballgirls, that cart girls opinion on this.

Rob Spiwack (1:09:13): I look. The bottom line is if you're around me when I'm golfing, I inappropriately touch everybody constantly. You know? I'll say yes.

Josh (1:09:22): I remember the the first time you touched me. Yes. It it was my heart.

Rob Spiwack (1:09:26): That was, thank you, Rob. I appreciate that. And then a little tickle. Yeah. Alright.

Rob Spiwack (1:09:31): And now I'm gonna throw up in my mouth.

Unknown Speaker (1:09:33): You

Unknown Speaker (1:09:33): also went to see so you went to see disclosure. You give that disclosure. 10 out of 10 for for Joshua. So you say that's a good one. Movie.

Rob Spiwack (1:09:40): Like to spielberg. Everyone. It's fun. And then, the breadwinner, a movie I I would not go see.

Unknown (1:09:46): I, yeah, I took the kids because there weren't many kid options last week. So I took the kids to see the breadwinner, which was the Nate Bourgazzi movie. And that was shown in a theater. I went Thursday evening, and the theater had a total of 20 seats in this little theater.

Rob Spiwack (1:10:03): I would predict, and I'll let you give us your opinion on it. Yeah. I would predict that he would totally suck as an actor.

Unknown (1:10:12): He is fine as an actor.

Unknown Speaker (1:10:14): Okay.

Unknown (1:10:14): But it's Nate Bergotze. And the problem with this movie is it's a fine it's a fine movie. It's low budget. It looks like a well, it it's good. It's just it's low budget.

Unknown (1:10:24): It looks like a Netflix movie. If this would have been put out on Netflix, it would have gotten a different reaction. Okay. Go into the theater to see it. It's also if you are a Nate Berghazi fan and familiar with his material, it's a lot of, like, just taking his material and writing a storyline around it.

Josh (1:10:42): So, like like, you would put a you would put a comedian in a sitcom in the nineties. They've taken a comedian and put him in a movie.

Unknown (1:10:48): Exactly. It's very sitcom feel. So it's it's not bad.

Josh (1:10:53): Did you pay full price, or did you get the Nate rate?

Unknown Speaker (1:10:57): I I I paid the full price.

Josh (1:10:58): Nate rate. And, also, how much product placement for Toyota is in it?

Unknown (1:11:04): There is a lot of Toyota. There's a lot of Tennessee titans, and there was some there was a drink or, like, Burger King or something. There was one more product placement that Why

Rob Spiwack (1:11:15): why Toyota, Robert? Does he do ads for Toyota?

Josh (1:11:17): The the Toyota has been all over this because he plays a Toyota salesman.

Unknown Speaker (1:11:21): And I

Josh (1:11:22): saw, but what is it? What do they call a synergistic ad? See the newest models of Toyota in the breadwinner with Nate Bargazi. Bad.

Rob Spiwack (1:11:30): Bad. Bad. So how many is out of 10 do you give this?

Unknown Speaker (1:11:34): I mean, it's a seven. It's

Unknown Speaker (1:11:35): not Okay. It's not bad.

Unknown Speaker (1:11:36): It's still good. It's still a good movie.

Josh (1:11:38): That can't be the same scale you use on Hicks Knicks. I've showed you movies better

Unknown Speaker (1:11:42): than white movies.

Unknown Speaker (1:11:43): So what

Josh (1:11:44): if Nate Bargazi spotted an alien?

Unknown Speaker (1:11:47): Then Nate Bargazi.

Unknown Speaker (1:11:49): No. And Bargazi. Big eyes.

Unknown Speaker (1:11:52): His big eyes. His big penis eyes. Alright. We gotta take a break. We'll come back with more fun on the, Mike O'Meary show.

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Rob Spiwack (1:13:30): Very briefly, I will get to, my weekend, which was interesting in that, not one, not two. My son is, has been collected already at the fourth. Was it the fourth? One, two, three, four sleepovers. Four sleepovers in

Josh (1:13:49): a week. Living life the way he should in the summertime. Good for him.

Rob Spiwack (1:13:52): Living his best life. Sleepovers, but sleepovers equal attitude Oh, yeah. Equal trouble. Alright?

Josh (1:14:01): How many sleepovers did you have last week? None. Good for you, Mike. That's why you're on point with your attitude. Who was it first?

Rob Spiwack (1:14:09): It was, okay. It was his buddy Austin. Yep. Then it was his buddy Taylor, and then Taylor and Austin hung out on the same sleepover on Saturday night. And then it's three, not four.

Rob Spiwack (1:14:23): And then it was off to, I think it's Kyler, his house, and sleepover at their place. So Carl and I are excited because, originally, he was supposed to go to Taylor's house. They had a thing, and all the parents are super cooperative. And we all like, it's like chess pieces. You move all over a board.

Rob Spiwack (1:14:44): Sure. We've got this. Could you maybe make the sleepover at your house? We were very cool with

Josh (1:14:48): You jive and mesh with all the parents?

Unknown Speaker (1:14:50): We do.

Josh (1:14:51): And That's that's so that makes it so much better.

Rob Spiwack (1:14:54): There's a lot of thoughtfulness in these people, and it really is cooperative, and nobody messes around with that. So he ends up going to the birthday party of his buddy on Sunday where he's going to have a sleepover. Now in the middle of all this, you know, there have been a lot of moving parts. I'm up at, crack of dawn, and I'm making blueberry pancakes for, all three boys that were the sleepover on Sunday.

Josh (1:15:21): Did it start out for all the boys, or was it just a little something for daddy?

Unknown Speaker (1:15:25): Daddy got two. Daddy got

Unknown Speaker (1:15:26): two at the end,

Rob Spiwack (1:15:27): and then I had to make a little extra for Austin who slept later. So, oh, and Austin, by the way, when Austin walks in with his T shirt on and Austin is almost taller than I am right now.

Unknown Speaker (1:15:40): That's how

Rob Spiwack (1:15:41): big he is. Yeah. So they're good kids, and they're chill kids, and they've all got very unique personalities, but it's off to the birthday party. Carla drops them off. Carla and I drop them off, at the birthday.

Rob Spiwack (1:15:52): Taylor and Michael, Austin gets dropped off back at home. About we we're off. Right? We have we're free of children, and we're very excited. We're off going to, by the way, the best wings in Southwest Florida, maybe, in the whole state of Florida, our our little dive bar buffalo chips for the wings, which are oh my god.

Rob Spiwack (1:16:12): They were so good. Halfway through, Carly gets a text from the mom at the birthday party Uh-oh. That says Michael got on an ebike with Nico and went to Nico's house. She's worried about you know, she's she told them not to go, but they went anyway. To make a long story short, something that never happens with my kid, and I am not happy.

Rob Spiwack (1:16:41): I mean, I am really not happy with this. It's like he's had a little attitude because this is now gonna be his third sleepover. So he's dog ass tired, and, apparently, he's, you know, acting out at this birthday party.

Unknown Speaker (1:16:55): Yeah. Yeah. It's euphoria.

Unknown Speaker (1:16:57): It's They're headed to

Unknown Speaker (1:16:59): the drug den.

Rob Spiwack (1:17:00): Went to the Mexican border with Rue, and it was terror so I'm, Carlos pissed. I'm pissed. He gets back, and, we call the mother. We put him on the phone. I'm a zero tolerance person when it comes to that.

Rob Spiwack (1:17:15): I'm like, he's coming home. He's come we'll be by to pick him up. Then the mother who who was concerned initially really starts softening and saying he was very helpful, and he's such a great kid. Blah blah blah. It goes on and on and on.

Rob Spiwack (1:17:32): And then we kinda turn it on her. He said, well, what would you do in our since she she goes, I think he should stay at the party. So the bottom line is

Unknown Speaker (1:17:42): So they set

Rob Spiwack (1:17:42): her straight. If a if a Yeah. What do you mean they set her straight?

Unknown Speaker (1:17:48): Sounds like

Unknown Speaker (1:17:48): there was a bad party.

Josh (1:17:50): It literally sounds like a payoff. I mean, it's like

Rob Spiwack (1:17:53): Yeah. Well, usually, if a mom is texting another mom, the situation is, you know, this kid's being a pain in the ass. Yeah. My feeling is to be the responsible parent, get him the hell out of here. Oh, I

Unknown Speaker (1:18:04): get Oh, I'm sorry about that.

Unknown Speaker (1:18:06): Go ahead.

Unknown (1:18:07): I'm just wondering if something went down where she told her son, Michael's going home. Yeah. And he freaked out at her.

Unknown Speaker (1:18:14): Oh, that could be

Rob Spiwack (1:18:14): It's like, well, never mind. All I know is the text messaging and the phone calls are primarily between this mother and Carla. I'm primarily handling the conversations with Michael. Okay. So the determination is made after much back and forth that he will stay at the party.

Unknown Speaker (1:18:34): And then when I come

Josh (1:18:35): home How does this make you feel?

Rob Spiwack (1:18:37): I am fine, with doing that after I got as soon as I got on the phone with him because he is crying. When I get when I get on the phone, he is remorseful. You know? It's like I'm gonna beat him. It's it's like it's like in a jury trial.

Rob Spiwack (1:18:53): Yeah. All you want is remorse Yeah. From the accused.

Unknown Speaker (1:18:55): True enough.

Rob Spiwack (1:18:56): Yeah. And so when I get the remorse, I'm I'm fine with, with leaving him there. Now in the meantime, during all of this Yeah. We have come to the decision to come to the discovery that I couldn't find Michael's report card online, and, they have already wiped out the data for sixth grade and moved him into the seventh grade data where where it's

Unknown Speaker (1:19:25): You can't even access it?

Rob Spiwack (1:19:26): It's I didn't know what to it goes to you know how this is. Sometimes your wife gets the communication. Sometimes you get the communication.

Unknown Speaker (1:19:35): True enough.

Rob Spiwack (1:19:36): So I'm like, well, did we ever get we're driving. We're literally driving driving to to the the birthday birthday party. Party. And And I I said, said, well, did we get his report card? Or, because I said, how do how was your report card, Taylor?

Rob Spiwack (1:19:47): He said, I got a's and a couple of a pluses. And I look at Michael, and I go, there you go. Because remember in English class was he got an 88. Yes. A b plus.

Unknown Speaker (1:19:58): Mhmm. Not thick enough. We we we we hold our our kid to a high standard. So Carly says, well, I think I have it. I said, oh, okay.

Unknown Speaker (1:20:07): Oh, that'd be nice.

Rob Spiwack (1:20:08): Yeah. And I look, and I see that the grade in, English has stayed the same, and every single other grade is an a or an a plus and has gone up in three of the subjects. And I'm like, well, that's still in that zone, I believe. Right? Well, you know you're the academic guy with with grades, and you know more.

Rob Spiwack (1:20:34): And I see y e, spring y e high honors. And I look, and I said, well, he's got he's got a b. Right? He's got a b plus year end Uh-huh. High honors.

Rob Spiwack (1:20:51): And I said, so he got high honors. And I look at him, and I'm like, well, dummy. If you get high honors, you ought to know that you got high honors. You alright? Right.

Unknown Speaker (1:21:00): You gotta get a little more

Unknown Speaker (1:21:01): in ice game. Cream.

Unknown Speaker (1:21:02): And and by the

Unknown Speaker (1:21:03): way, that gets the lecture.

Rob Spiwack (1:21:05): That gets the lecture. It's like, dude. Yeah. If you're if you're gonna say you didn't get high honors to your family, and we're not gonna even think about it at that point. And then it turns out you did because you got one b plus and the rest a pluses and a's, you little nimrod, and that that was it.

Rob Spiwack (1:21:20): So I was off and not him after that.

Josh (1:21:23): Maybe he was trying to give you a pleasant surprise.

Unknown Speaker (1:21:25): I doubt it. I think he's just not I think he's lot of baseball. Summer

Unknown (1:21:29): and never thought about it.

Unknown Speaker (1:21:30): I think you're absolutely right.

Unknown Speaker (1:21:31): Could be. I think

Rob Spiwack (1:21:32): that, it's it's terrible. Oh my god. Where where is the time going? So, anyway, the good, the bad, the ugly, and that's it. And party etiquette, Michael, is you don't leave a party and go to another kid's house when you're at a birthday party.

Rob Spiwack (1:21:47): So he'll get that lecture later on tonight when he gets home from baseball practice.

Josh (1:21:50): He got an A plus in leaving birthday parties.

Rob Spiwack (1:21:53): We have to take a break now. We're coming back, with some do you have some beautiful for us?

Unknown Speaker (1:21:58): I do have some beautiful. Yes.

Unknown Speaker (1:22:00): I'm excited. I like that. Alright. Let me see. What do we got here?

Unknown Speaker (1:22:03): Oh, here it is. Wait a minute. This is ski wax Sciroca stuff. This is exciting. Okay.

Unknown Speaker (1:22:09): This is really, really exciting.

Unknown Speaker (1:22:11): It is. Alright.

Rob Spiwack (1:22:12): I gotta get it to the right spot here. Ladies and gentlemen, I have a major major announcement. Has your brain earned a vacation? You know it has. Alright?

Rob Spiwack (1:22:23): There's not separation between the two spots. Let me get it right here.

Unknown Speaker (1:22:26): Alright.

Rob Spiwack (1:22:27): Okay. There we go. Okay. Thank you. I found it.

Rob Spiwack (1:22:31): Good. Hour under the tower. I'm very excited to announce that it's that time of year. Hot days and cool nights, summer loving, and no more teachers dirty looks.

Unknown Speaker (1:22:44): Don't you hate them?

Rob Spiwack (1:22:46): It's the official start of the TMOS no bummer summer. Yes. You're gonna really play amusement park music? It doesn't it don't have a hot rocking sound, but it's your choice. Listen up, you pleasure seekers.

Rob Spiwack (1:22:59): We're kicking it off in a big way your November summer. It's the annual event that has become the cornerstone of so many people's vacations. The tradition lives on. It's an hour under the tower with Rob Spiwack and Josh Soroka, the amusement park kids. Saturday, June 27 at precisely twelve noon.

Rob Spiwack (1:23:21): Precisely, Mike. We are all gonna meet under the Eiffel Tower. But put those passports away, it ain't Perry. We're all going to Doswell, Virginia. Rob's favorite place, Kings Dominion, the place to meet.

Unknown Speaker (1:23:37): It is. To hang

Rob Spiwack (1:23:38): with Rob and Josh, we'll meet, we'll greet, plus prizes, and then we'll all hit the park and live like kings. Yes. Roller coasters for Rob, an artistic musical stage

Unknown Speaker (1:23:49): show for Josh. Josh doesn't like the thrill rides.

Rob Spiwack (1:23:53): And, of course, Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future. That's Saturday, June 27 under the Eiffel Tower right at the end of the International Street of International Street. You can't miss it. King's Dominion. This event is unsanctioned by Mike O'Meara.

Rob Spiwack (1:24:10): It is located at 16000 Theme Parkway, Doswell, Virginia 2323047.

Unknown Speaker (1:24:20): Yeah. Put it in your nav. It'll get you there.

Unknown Speaker (1:24:22): No one needs the address.

Josh (1:24:24): I just think it's funny that it's on Theme Parkway.

Rob Spiwack (1:24:27): Yeah. You can see the, tower tower Yeah. From the highway. And a sign too. By the way, the longest copy in America because Rob's gonna be there.

Rob Spiwack (1:24:36): Come be amused at Rob's favorite amusement park. We've said that already. You get full access to Spewack and Soroka. Not sure you want it. And, of course, turkey legs.

Rob Spiwack (1:24:45): It's an hour under the tower. The stuff that dreams are made of. Is

Unknown Speaker (1:24:49): that it?

Unknown Speaker (1:24:49): Is that over? Yeah. Okay. Very good. Let's, let's play your video now, please.

Unknown Speaker (1:24:54): Hey. I like that. Some beautiful video. Jerry time.

Unknown (1:24:59): Josh? Before the video, I think Mike needs to know your new title.

Josh (1:25:02): Oh, yeah. I've been, back and forth with the, press people at, six flags, and they recalled me they called me a valuable ambassador to Kings Dominion. So I would like to be referred to now as an ambassador.

Unknown Speaker (1:25:15): The ambassador to Kings Dominion.

Josh (1:25:16): The ambassador to Kings Dominion. Yes.

Rob Spiwack (1:25:18): How about we make it even more, formal where ambassador? Yes. Just just refer you to that. Do you have beautiful video today, ambassadors P. White?

Josh (1:25:26): I do indeed. Let us look at it right now. Paper towels. I haven't really thought about paper towels in a while because I normally buy, I think many people do, the 12 pack at Costco, and you don't have to worry about buying the multipack at the grocery store. But this guy talks about something called bounty math, and it's funny because I don't think he set it up.

Josh (1:25:47): He just shot at a grocery store. And, check out the bounty math.

Unknown Speaker (1:25:52): Well, I'm back at Kroger, and bounty has made some changes. Eight equals 20. Eight also equals 24. You know what else equals twenty four? Six.

Speaker 7 (1:26:04): You know what six also equals? 12. What equals 12? 30 equals 12. So that means 30 equals six, which equals eight.

Speaker 7 (1:26:15): You know what also equals eight? Four. Unrelated. Two equals six.

Rob Spiwack (1:26:24): So Okay. I am the he's absolutely right. Yes. Yeah. What what's the deal?

Unknown (1:26:30): They are comparing their double rolls to their mega rolls to their triple rolls. It makes no sense.

Rob Spiwack (1:26:37): Wow. And and so when they say two equals six. Yeah. Are they talking about the size of the rolls in the two pack?

Josh (1:26:46): Yeah. I think they're saying that it's like buying six rolls of shit toilet paper like Scott or paper towels like Scott as opposed to buying the big, big roll of Bounty, But it there doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to it.

Unknown Speaker (1:26:59): That It

Unknown Speaker (1:27:00): just bothers the hell out of me.

Rob Spiwack (1:27:02): It does bother me too. I would love to, like, figure out, the you know, I think nowadays when you're talking about the price of everything, you have to really give that some thought as to how much you're gonna get out of that. You know? And I think a lot of us blindly, Costco included Yep. Just go to the Costco and like, oh, that's gotta be cheaper.

Rob Spiwack (1:27:20): You don't know whether it is or not.

Josh (1:27:22): You know, a lot of people will say that in our lifetimes, one of the greatest advancements is the cell phone. Mhmm. I really like the half sheet paper towel where you don't have to take a full one foot square when you can take the shorter one. I think that's great.

Unknown Speaker (1:27:35): Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (1:27:36): I think it saves

Unknown Speaker (1:27:36): love that.

Josh (1:27:37): Mike, it saves money, and it saves time, and it helps you be green. I know that you are really hot right now on New York Knicks fever. You love your Knicks. They're your team.

Rob Spiwack (1:27:47): I am so sick of the of of Knicks fever that you know, congratulations. After a million years, you won the championship again. I actually, watched the highlights of the winning game. And, by the way, San Antonio Spurs, way to hold the lead. They have they're a little challenged when they get the lead.

Rob Spiwack (1:28:08): They really, really are.

Josh (1:28:09): That's sort of been the story of the series, isn't it?

Rob Spiwack (1:28:11): Well, it is the story. I mean, they really come out to these amazing leads, and then they fade. Yeah. That can be I don't know what it is. You know?

Unknown Speaker (1:28:20): Does the NBA and the NHL always end on the same weekend?

Unknown Speaker (1:28:24): I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

Unknown (1:28:25): Because last night was the the Hurricanes won the championship.

Unknown Speaker (1:28:28): That's right. For the NHL.

Unknown Speaker (1:28:30): I Yeah. I don't know if it ever happens exactly at the same weekend. But

Unknown Speaker (1:28:34): Saturday was the Super Bowl, wasn't it?

Unknown Speaker (1:28:36): Yes. Move on, please.

Josh (1:28:37): Thank Mike, about the Knicks, just this put it really in perspective for me. I saw this on someone's feed. The number one song in America, the last time the Knicks won the championship. This will make you feel old. Tony Orlando and Dawn.

Unknown Speaker (1:28:55): Wow. Thank you. Here's Tony Orlando. What a dick.

Unknown Speaker (1:29:04): There you go.

Unknown Speaker (1:29:09): Great, great Yeah. Is a great video. But I mean, if

Unknown Speaker (1:29:12): you all.

Josh (1:29:12): What's amazing is now that they've won the championships again, and Tony Orlando hasn't had a hit in months. Right. So we were doing the best together.

Unknown Speaker (1:29:21): To cut. It's amazing to think that that was fifty years ago. Wow.

Unknown Speaker (1:29:24): Yeah. Amazing. Amazing. And, Mike, let's close with this. I know that you love your Knicks.

Unknown Speaker (1:29:29): I have World Cup fever. God.

Unknown Speaker (1:29:30): I can't

Unknown Speaker (1:29:31): hear enough of it.

Unknown Speaker (1:29:31): I know you do.

Josh (1:29:32): It's fantastic. But, this is an older tape that was making rounds.

Rob Spiwack (1:29:35): I know I I have to just throw this in there. Not only did I watch all of the Nick San Antonio Spurs game, I also watched, Japan Netherlands, one of the better soccer games that finished with a two two tie. I'm I'm drinking it all in, Rob. I'm getting it all in. I like it.

Unknown Speaker (1:29:52): I like sport. I like

Unknown Speaker (1:29:53): sport. I I a tie is no good, though.

Unknown Speaker (1:29:56): It's kissing your sister, Rob.

Josh (1:29:57): It is. It is. Mhmm. But, Mike, this is an this is not a brand new tape, but I think it's valuable for people that want to watch World Cup. John Cleese, I know one of your favorites

Unknown Speaker (1:30:06): Yes.

Josh (1:30:06): Explains why we're calling the game the wrong name.

Speaker 8 (1:30:10): Why do the Americans insist on calling it soccer? Why do they have such a problem calling it football? It's a game played with a ball that is struck with the foot. Hence, football. You see?

Speaker 8 (1:30:24): Are you following this, America? The clue is in the title. It's not that difficult. Whereas American football, as they call it, is a game where an object that's not really a ball at all, it's the wrong shape for a ball, is carried around by hand and occasionally thrown for other people to catch in their hands.

Unknown Speaker (1:30:47): You see?

Speaker 8 (1:30:48): Only one person in each team is allowed to actually kick the ball, and they have to be specially brought onto the field to do it. I suppose in its own way that is a form of creativity. It's quite a creative use of language. You know, saying one thing and meaning something completely different.

Unknown Speaker (1:31:07): So that's what you need to think of the next time that you're watching Football. When you're right,

Rob Spiwack (1:31:14): you are right. Try to change that name, though. That'll never happen anyway. We gotta get out of here. We will be back with a brand new episode tomorrow afternoon.

Rob Spiwack (1:31:23): And, who knows? Maybe you will be able to call in and tell me to f off. Yeah. I mean, you don't get that on many podcasts. I will say that from the host.

Rob Spiwack (1:31:32): You really don't.

Unknown Speaker (1:31:33): Think that's interesting. May I call you at home and tell you that?

Unknown Speaker (1:31:37): And two or three times tonight, it would

Unknown Speaker (1:31:38): be welcome. The later, the better.

Unknown Speaker (1:31:40): Call during dinner. We gotta get out here. We'll see you tomorrow afternoon for Josh Siroc and Rob Spiwack. Mike O'Mara saying so long, everybody. Love

Unknown Speaker (1:31:47): you, Pop.

Rob Spiwack (1:31:47): Thanks for listening to another episode of the Mike O'Mara show. Please remember to click the Amazon link at tmospodcast.com before you shop online. It means a lot and makes the world a better place.

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