#3717: Sunrise Chair Banana

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[SPEAKER_08]: Tomorrow night, his Elvis night, as CBS invites you to see and hear Elvis in concert.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to our show.

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[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to start to do it right.

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[SPEAKER_06]: It's got to be fucking look at our phone.

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[SPEAKER_08]: It's the Michael Mero Show with Michael Mero.

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[SPEAKER_08]: Bye!

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[SPEAKER_08]: Josh Roca!

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[SPEAKER_08]: And Rob's Speedway.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Rob!

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[SPEAKER_08]: It's only the beginning.

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[SPEAKER_08]: And now, here's Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yo, you know Elvis was the king here here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There it is man.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I played that rod didn't I played that welcome to the Michael Mary show for Monday everybody glad to have you along On a very interesting Monday Is it a manic Monday

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, not even close.

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[SPEAKER_07]: How about this?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Monday, Monday?

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[SPEAKER_07]: So good to me?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Nope, no.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, I may be this table, uh, explain it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I've got too little to understand.

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[SPEAKER_05]: How?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Play that again.

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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, let me guess.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Guess the celebrity will play a game if you write out of the room.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You have too little to understand.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You should know it after that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: God, it's clear.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's very familiar.

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[SPEAKER_07]: More time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You get it on the third one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know you will.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You have too little to understand.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's, oh it's right on the top of my one more time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know it's too old to understand You've got to understand that it's easy.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh God, I know I win the finnith house of my old perfume Ha ha ha Birdland Kitties Birdland Kester.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Birdland Kester

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[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, excuse me, you know, I'm just like a kid with a toy when I put new sounds in a little machine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, I'm going to get the lemons, the lemons, the lemon, the lemon, the lemon that's cool to understand.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, all right, do you want the, I've certainly brought up multiple stories about drama and little league.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's boring.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not boring, but it's not priority job one.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I know it's on your mind.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, we've worked together a long time, and I know it's at the very forefront of that cortex.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Failed medical information.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it is.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I lead with that because it's top of mind.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Look, what do you mean failed?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm glad that I failed.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm glad you asked.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So when you get to old, you get to get to every year from the government gives you a free wellness check.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They send someone out or do you have to go to school?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, you go to your doctor and it's really kind of a light.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a physical, but it's a light physical.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And every year, Mike, great again.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I exact, exact.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, let's get out of this Kindergarten.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's not what I wanted.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's not the way Josh said that, all right?

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm ashamed that that may be even Snicker and yet it did.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm a man riddled with shame right now.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Josh, stop making jokes.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, he said it clearly.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not saying most impressed by your command of the English language.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's a good talker, yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Getting back to the doctor's office.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So the Walnut's check, I mean, anybody over a certain age you get it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a physical, but it's not.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a physical with lots of, you know, where they check your breathing and blah, blah, blah, and they say, and I, is there a glove?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, yeah, you go right to the ass.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I'm just trying to figure out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you go right to what you like.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't like that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just trying to paint the picture, but let me not use the word paint.

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[SPEAKER_04]: If it's a person, like finger paint.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, is it like balance?

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[SPEAKER_04]: And can you stand straight?

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[SPEAKER_07]: No.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Is it the thing where you have to get up without pulling off the chair?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Why don't I get right into it?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Why don't I get right into the very first thing his new nurse did when I walked in?

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[SPEAKER_07]: You get to choose your doctor though, right?

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's not like they assign you a doctor because it's a government.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is my buddy Jason.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I've known him for years.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's a doctor for a very long time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He lost his on a weight and he's kept it off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I've lost a lot of weight and I've plateaued.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And he's thinner than I am and we always talk way.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's very health conscious because he walks the walk.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He's what he's living proof of it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So you want so I go in and I know pretty much I've been this is my second or third of these type of visits and it's a physical but the big physical comes in April.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So twice a year I go see my doctor.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's how that works and the very first thing after taking my blood oxygen level and my blood pressure might even be before the blood pressure

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[SPEAKER_05]: She takes out, she says, okay, we are going to perform a cognitive exam.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh no.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's so funny that Josh said, make O'Mara great again or make Mike great again because our president, Braggs, and I like this phrase, Braggs on, he brags on how great his cognitive abilities are.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, here's what is a cognitive test.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'll tell you what she did with me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Let me move to camera over there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So she comes in.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She says, I'm going to give you three words to memorize.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Those words are sunrise.

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[SPEAKER_05]: OK.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Chair.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And banana.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, she comes right over to me after that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She says, Okay, here is a circle.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I want you to put a clock on it with the numbers in the hands.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I want that clock to say 815.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And so I said, okay, I'll do this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm talking to her in between.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She goes now.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What were those words again?

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I went.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, banana, banana, and you remembered banana.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the only one I remembered in, she tricked me.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Now that's what she did, Mike, is she was tested your cognition?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't, if I knew, I had to memorize the three words she told you to.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She told me the memorized the three words and then she immediately put the fucking clock in front of me.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's the point.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's how the test.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's the point of the test.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know that if I'd known that I had to be, I would've been filling out the clock with a 15.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'm going banana sunrise chair.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Banana sunrise chair.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Do you think anyone ever, at that point in the test, gets the piece of paper in the middle of the clock just writes chair?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I said she goes, okay, I said, and then halfway through I go, chair.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She says, and she's smirking at me and saying, that's two of them.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And then, and here's the killer.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Here's the killer.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I only remembered banana and at one point, she has her finger like this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She says, and sunrise.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And two points at a picture on the fucking wall directly in front of me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And the entire picture is a giant.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a Russian child.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's very kindergarteny.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I completely fucked it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I really hungry.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Did you feel good?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, not because you were home.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I was definitely.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I hadn't had anything to eat all morning.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I was definitely hungry.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And then I remembered chair, but the one because you were tired and you wanted to sit down.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know the one I didn't remember was one in front of me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, for the rest of the appointments, she came out.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We'll get to that because she comes in for another test.

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[SPEAKER_07]: How old is this nurse about?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Would you guess?

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[SPEAKER_05]: 31, 32, something like that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: OK, so he's not like the Charter Nurse Dana.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No.

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[SPEAKER_05]: OK.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But on my list of things that I had asked, one of them was, back in the day, I had a cardiac exam that detected me with a problem they said I shouldn't need to really worry about.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There's a long, long time ago, though, and because of what my mother-in-law went through,

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[SPEAKER_05]: And he says, well, we have a new test.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not a blood pressure test, but it's like a blood pressure test, where they test the left side of your heart by putting a blood pressure cuff on and then strapping you into this machine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They put on a blood pressure cuff.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Then they put the velcro thing.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Is it just like with us to come on the pressure?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, 130, six.

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[SPEAKER_05]: A blood pressure cup.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I just want to be clear.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You said that you said this was different away to take it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, so the different, it's the test that's different.

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[SPEAKER_07]: A chair.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm very upset, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You have to humor me here.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You'll be better tomorrow when you see the sunrise.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So they put that and then they, I didn't, I ripped the hair out.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I had to put the stickies on, you know, the little and it's just two of them right above you are where your ticker is and so I put it on there and then it's going to if the if you fail the test.

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[SPEAKER_05]: you get a electrocardiogram and a calcium scan.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, because try not, try to control that laughter.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Might as hysterical laughter.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I was thinking that if you failed to does they use those leads to shock you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They should have shocked me because I failed it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's two tests in a row.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm in there and then she says, now, if you don't pass this test, we'll have a series of questions.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And the questions are all, does shortness of breath prevent this?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Does shortness of breath present this?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you, are you on it?

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's just this litany,

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[SPEAKER_05]: of things that, to me, are not relevant because I don't have shortness of breath.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't have any, I'm not unable to do the things I do.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They at one point, it's like, does showering or bathing cause you to get fatigued?

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's all these questions about somebody who's having a fucking heart attack?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And so I really doesn't depend on how hard you scrub.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I yeah, well, I did today because I put the Harry's body wash all over my ball All over my ball.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Now is this at home or at the doctor's office when you've got the doctor's office walking down the hall Of course you want to be right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We're in sticky just like a honey-baked ham don't rinse

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I go through and then she says, we'll know right away and then I'll have to ask you some questions.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And she is not unkind, she is.

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[SPEAKER_05]: borderline humorless okay but not because I said I was joking about the sunrise chair banana for the rest of the appointment and really didn't get much of it what she wanted and what brought her her only joy of the day

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[SPEAKER_05]: was for me to only get one of the words.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That was her joy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I realized that shortly after that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Did that also be too small?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Or do you think she got more serious if you try to remember it?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Let me try, let me try, like, to duplicate this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Let me try, really, this is really subtle, really fucking subtle.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I'm going to try to duplicate the look, okay?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And what were the words?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm communicating it clearly.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Beautiful, but I have action.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Mike, the thing is is that sometimes an answer begs more questions before she gave you that face.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The face that seemed to say she's rooting against you.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And that if you fail the cognition test that that somehow is a victory for her.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But I got to know that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, Josh, Josh, you understand me and Robin.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But there's just sometimes a rock really understands.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Because he's been through several of the things that, and we know the little intricacies and people.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, the thing is, this lady has no joy in her life.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I can tell you that already.

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[SPEAKER_07]: She might have one point even had a lover, but he's gone.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So the question I have for you is, was there anything in the initial meeting with Nurse Ratchet?

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[SPEAKER_07]: that would make her dislike you even a little bit that would make her want to root against you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm really care of you.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Did you have, like, did you have, like, any happy talk that might have landed badly?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Because sometimes I have, okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now that you mentioned it, no, no, no, you dug your hole, man.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I have a standard answer when people ask me how I'm doing, how are we doing today?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Hmm.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you know what the answer is?

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[SPEAKER_05]: You've been around me when people have asked that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I say the same thing every time.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what you would say.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I say P.C.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you do.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And you know what?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, they're miserable.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's kind of a blow-off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh no, it's what it is.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's dripping in sarcasm.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's dripping in.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, okay.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And some people don't appreciate that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That might have been that might have caused her to, you know, I, I may have.

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[SPEAKER_07]: What time was the appointment?

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[SPEAKER_05]: 130.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, so she's already had a day and maybe even, you know what I'm guessing?

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[SPEAKER_07]: She's had a day and a dissatisfactory lunch.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, and so she was literally rooting against you to say banana, I didn't want you to say it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think maybe at the nurse's station they keep score and she got two points there so she was excited.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and if she was really, uh, you know, if she was really cruel, yes, she could have liked to me and said, you're losing it, man, you should have told her Mike that you actually, when you go to the car, you listen to the nurse's station, all right, that's your favorite way you're trying to explain to me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: is, uh, we're going to schedule an echo, cardiogram, and we're going to, uh, this other test.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not the kind of echo where they roll the machine into the, uh, doctors office, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Put a couple of leads on you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is, I guess, a little more involved, or it's just, uh, at a different place.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Might be the same test, but it sounds like it might be the same.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not a stress echo either.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not on the treadmill.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's not on the system.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, the stress test on the treadmill is top now.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But hold on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I have to go get my medical paper because I didn't really freak out at all.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I was completely, I was disappointed.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You want to do well.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You want everything to be negative.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But when I got in the car, I freaked out and you'll understand why I'm just saying.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I have to get the language specifically correct.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'll be right back.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you see, Josh, he wasn't keen to admit that he kind of set up the nurse to root against him.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes, but also he probably could.

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[SPEAKER_04]: exudes confidence.

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[SPEAKER_04]: So he probably had no clue when, when he was going to say those, that he has to repeat those.

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[SPEAKER_04]: He thought it was easy.

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[SPEAKER_04]: He thought it was an easy thing.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but he, he really should have known it was going to come up again, kind of like the contract in Walker.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They don't do it if they're not going to bring it back.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But that's days later, hours later.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_07]: I would really love to see at this point.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I would love to see the picture of the

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I wonder if I got to keep that clock because kids don't have to do those clocks anymore.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Mike, the fetching a document bring you shortness of friends.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Just kidding.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Mike, it was a little further down the hallway than I think.

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[SPEAKER_07]: By any chance, I don't think this is the case, but did they let you keep your clock picture that you drew?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I, well, I didn't ask for it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I was too upset.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would like to call for 15 for me on the clock.

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[SPEAKER_05]: OK, OK, here we go.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So two right here and have two imaging orders.

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[SPEAKER_05]: OK, OK, OK, here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Rob, you're going to need, I don't have it in my, all right, you know, the scary music or dread music or a bad, you know, that type of thing, if you can find it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, so the first one,

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[SPEAKER_05]: is for the the the sea cow.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's called it's called and I haven't even looked at the chat group tonight.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, but maybe they'll know what I'm talking about here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: One order for this imaging order and the sea cow it says mixed hyper lipidemia.

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[SPEAKER_05]: ICD-10-E-7-8.2 mixed hyperlipidemia, all right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now this is probably the medical term for what is on the other order.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Probably the calcium scan?

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's the calcium scan.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's like that's a CT scan of the heart.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And then I read the other image in here.

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[SPEAKER_07]: What is it?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Diagnosis, chronic.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Left-sided, heart failure.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Try to contain your laughter.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not laughing.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's not because you don't laugh if something's not funny.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Chronic left-sided heart failure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't the left ventricular failure unspecified echo trans thoracic echo cardiogram TTE that's apparently what I said That's when it becomes weaker stiff causing fluids to back up in the lungs Not funny at all Josh.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't

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[SPEAKER_05]: Have any fluid in the lungs?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Gents?

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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Fluid in the ankles.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No fluid in the ankles.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just skinny.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Dr. White King in your ankles is a sign.

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[SPEAKER_07]: No.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Because, you know, if you have filled in the ankles, they give you laces, I've gone through that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And then you see all day.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We put lots out of each other when we have feeling out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, exactly.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So what happened to the, well, not anymore, but I did at one point.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They're still a little thick aren't they?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, Mike, look what they have to hold up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, they don't have to hold up to save amount anymore.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Still, they want to be ready.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So it can reverse it and you don't have to... That scared the living shit out of me to be perfectly honest.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but you know what?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't be scared and here's why.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The person to be scared is the person that skips their wellness check and doesn't know what's going on.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But you know what's going on in the doctor's on top of it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I also kind of asked for the test because I thought, you know, you know, sometimes you don't know him with what happened to my mother and law.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I wanted to make sure I'm 67 years old.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I want to make sure everything's fine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I had a little issue last time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm and I'm looking at the cruelest chat group in the world that really doesn't put any information up of any value.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's just hold on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Rolando who is just you know that he's going to be just yes, there is an established and established not established No for him in relation between MR and a COVID-19 vaccines and myocardous inflammation of the heart Mother oh fuck off Rolando really this is the whole COVID

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is all this is getting vaccinated for coming.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you know what, this is this is like on Wednesday when I brought up the MMR vaccine just because I thought people should do it and it became a whole political thing.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That's not what we're doing is political.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You will be banned.

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[SPEAKER_04]: forever.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And that myocarditis is on younger is younger man to be okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And the only political angle here possibly is to be that that if I got vaccinated that that's why I have an issue.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's not your fault for that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The only political issue would play here Josh's one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: One little to understand.

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[SPEAKER_07]: We want Mike to be around for the next election.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That's the only way to do this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, we don't need that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But I say, well, Mike, Mike will be around for a long time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Right there it is.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we need him for the midterms so we can all get that $5,000 check.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, all I know is that the little bit more lioness and landman and who knows where he'll be voting, you know?

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I said after that to the nurse, though, I said, I'll go.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They're all working today.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They are all working together.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not chilling, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Rolando, you are that close.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And you'll never be here again.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean it, I mean you're as if it got day.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Now, after this terrific encounter you had with nurse, yes, was their doctor?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, doctor come in and did he, did he sue your mood at all?

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[SPEAKER_07]: No, did he really?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know, because I mean, it's like, I've got a, you know, I've got the old prostate thing that goes on like I've had a check.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So I didn't have to get a prostate exam, but it's just to, you know,

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[SPEAKER_05]: Friendly with the doctor, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we better.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I consider him a friend if he's had a prostate exam.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The doctor's friendly with him to shut up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Can you ever go I can't you not never get by finger in the ass.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He'll never get by finger.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I have too many visits to the jelly drawer and in your marked for life.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I get it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, Josh.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Go ahead.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I let you speak to the adult.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm wondering if you asked him about the memory problem.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, you know I'm right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, I asked.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Did I ask him because you know that nurse wrote it in the, in the, yes, she said, and also did you, did you ask him about the memory problem?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have a memory problem.

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[SPEAKER_07]: How's that?

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[SPEAKER_05]: What she said was, if I missed two, yes, what you did like, like, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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[SPEAKER_05]: I wonder if anybody's listening on the street right now.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They're probably getting concerned.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There's a murder going on in here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: She said, if I didn't get any of the words, and I was unable to put eight, 15 on the clock, they were referring to a neurological, for a neurological evaluation to the eight, 15.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, Smithy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Smithy said, stop upsetting Mike, his heart.

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[UNKNOWN]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I would love to see your clock.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I did, I did 12, 3, 6 and 9, and then I put, I didn't even put the, I, no, I just put that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I did it like the clock that only has a 12, a 3, so like the designer.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Like it doesn't look like it's for watches or a guy that doesn't remember that a clock has 12 numbers on it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You know what a clock is great for, Mike, it'll tell you what time the sunrise happened.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, you know how joyfully you know how long do you know how long it's been his health that we mocked Do you know how long this is first opportunity?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna let him have his moment.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna let him have his fun You go and remember it tomorrow Okay, thank you Josh this is not funny and we're not gonna laugh at it

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But the doctor did not sue you much as well.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't feel sued that all and then because he's a part of that big monster, the big octopus with all the tentacles.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The, I'm, I have to wait till the beginning of next month to get in for my thing, which sucks ass too.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to do it tomorrow.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe it's not that urgent.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That's a good sign.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I suppose it's not that urgent because the question is hard was failing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They'd have you in today.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they asked all the questions.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do I, you know, it asked me to take you shower.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It puts me, you know, come on now.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It does it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm fine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's on the drawing range for three hours, one day and three hours.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The next day at 98 to read 98 degree heat.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm not, if it don't, if it does start fail and they'll move you up, they'll move me up the list.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, when you're on the radar from my mother-in-law, if I choose to, if this gets heavy, I'm pivoting to another company altogether.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Now, that three hours you spend on the driving range, where you hitting balls are just sort of wandering around.

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[UNKNOWN]: A second dick.

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[SPEAKER_05]: the uh... yeah so so that's uh... that's where i was uh... for and this is on the heels of a very very questionably stressful saturday

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[SPEAKER_05]: what happens Saturday can't be that is the cognition and I talked to you last week about baseball practice being screwed up yeah okay changing it during the show yeah so yeah and I'm I'm at the wrong place and I go and I really had more of a reaction than I've had in a long time I was pissed I'm like you know fucking a can you just get it right within an hour or two that's not but not as much right but now are you starting to think maybe you got the time

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[SPEAKER_07]: No, you got no use.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Because you always shows up at 815.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Only 815.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm going to deal with, folks.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I will deal with for the rest of the show.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's the best mess.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's the rest of the run.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, maybe the rest of the run.

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[SPEAKER_05]: My doctor is the best person.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I called you Jake Jacoby.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it's Jacob Y.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Is that it?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Did I get it right there?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Let me ask somebody.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Let's check our Brian.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, my dick just said it's Jacob Y. I was into that guy all day.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So there was that, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Flash forward.

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[SPEAKER_05]: My son's going to guest play.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I said I was happy about that that he's going to have another tournament this past weekend.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We're going to drive it to Sarasota.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Carl has got to work on Saturday, but she'll join me on Sunday and we'll have another tournament.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's fun.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Back to back weekend tournaments.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No problem.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Like we like to do it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We like to haul him around.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He gets the reps. We're happy with that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Sarasota's not a bad drive for you, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, we're in an hour and a half.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a commute so they I take them to the practice for the other team on detector

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thursday, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, Thursday.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And then so Thursday evening, they say, okay, we've got another uniform for them for the Sunday game a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And then, you know, he'll practice with the other kids and it comes out and I get the thing and they say, all right, we've got the Saturday game 10 a.m. Saturday be there at 9 a.m.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would be a bit of a.

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[SPEAKER_05]: same drill that's good it's not the early game early early game but it's early but that's okay we get to get him ready we're hitting the road 7 o'clock 7 15 whatever we're on the road heading up north.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Phone rings.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Callers got a 9 30 esthetician thing that she's doing so.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Phone rings in Scarlett and Carla says, all right now I want you to breathe.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh no.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They just support heart.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They just called

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[SPEAKER_05]: asking where you are.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, what do you mean?

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[SPEAKER_05]: The game is eight o'clock.

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[SPEAKER_07]: She said, I went back over.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We did not get the eight o'clock game on the app.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We got the 10 o'clock game.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, yeah, I looked at it and directed.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We even got an email about the 10 o'clock game.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So that was for the second game.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I, I'm trying, I'm trying, maybe that's why I shouldn't have had this test on Monday.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I am, I'm beyond pissed, I'm being too pissed, I'm so pissed, it turns out it's a glitch.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a glitch in, it's happened to another man.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I get on the thread and I say it's a mountain time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I get on and say can someone explain to me, yada yada yada yada, yada, one of the other moms hops on the thread and says, you were signed up for the eight o'clock game, I go back and I look in there and there it is, signed up somebody went in after the fact and popped it on there and we figured we knew the person who did that,

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[SPEAKER_05]: And then his other co-chops on it said, well, we shouldn't argue about I said, I'm not arguing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to find an explanation as why it happened.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They blocked me from the thread.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, you're not arguing.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You just want someone to blame.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Or an explanation.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: During the time I'm blocked, I say, I'm turning around to help with this.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to go up to one game.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm turning around.

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[SPEAKER_05]: During the time I'm blocked,

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[SPEAKER_05]: I am, uh, I get a special request from the coach that we need him for the second game.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would have turned the car around in driven.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I get a full explanation from the guy that runs the league, perfectly understandable.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The, the blockage prevented me from getting any of that information.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Because some of the blockings on it, I know who blocked me, I'm not going to say.

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[SPEAKER_05]: because the person who blocked me, owned up to it, and I accepted that apology, and that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Without his pointing fingers, did they mention why they blocked you?

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[SPEAKER_05]: They don't like to have talking shit among the parents.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And in this, they're sensitive to it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But on that thread, but on that thread, we're talking shit.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They're no, but they're hypersensitive, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, all right.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I guess here's the problem with that and I don't with this the last time I had a job in Washington, D.C. a name redacted of the company right they had something called slack which is like a texting system within the company okay a million of these apps every right exactly slack is sort of the early the one out in front

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[SPEAKER_07]: and people began to use Slack, not as a true communication device, but a cover your ass device.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Like, if I open Slack, I would see something from someone at 1130pm that would say, need you to do this first thing in the morning.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So they knew that the person would need to do it,

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[SPEAKER_07]: earlier than when they sent the slack, but all they know is, well, if they didn't do it, I notified them, but they're using it in a pussy way to not have to, like, oh, it's not a pussy way.

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[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's not a pussy way.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You're at the smoke.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Which I feel is a pussy way.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I love it all.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I love it all.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I love it all.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I love it all.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I love it all.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I love it all.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I hate that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I hate that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's truly, it is.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't know if it's even necessarily malicious, but what it is, it is difficult to communicate late night when you have an early morning world, which we do.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And so the combination I was just pissed and then

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[SPEAKER_05]: I talked to everybody, I talked to everybody and I had wonderful conversations with everybody.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I did.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There was no confrontation.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There was complete acceptance of responsibility.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Did you mention to the gentlemen or gentle ladies that blocked you?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Did you mention that while you...

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[SPEAKER_07]: know that you were blocked because they didn't want to break us.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Did they know that by blocking you, they were preventing you from knowing, probably not at the time when I discussed it with them.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, because that's a pretty big deal if they're preventing you from getting to an intervention.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But owning up to it is a big deal too.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And admitting to it is a big deal right away.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And that that to me, you do that in front of me as you know, Rob, when you own up to things,

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[SPEAKER_05]: it just it placates the person if you're at all reasonable you're immediately asswaged by that and you know you don't it I was just frustrated he made it to the game on Sunday he pitched three innings

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[SPEAKER_05]: uh... no earned runs and one uh... one unarmed run so he pitched and they want they won the only game they want on the weekend and i was thrilled and and even though it's a you know a team that he doesn't normally play on i was really happy that he picked up and that was fine and then on the way home

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[SPEAKER_05]: uh... you know my football team one two and uh... you know maybe tomorrow i could share uh... my story about the football team because that uh... the new york giants uh... you know i am not believe it or not i am not paying for the ticket this year i'm not spending

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[SPEAKER_07]: $600 to watch NFL football, which to me is just they have priced themselves into an area where yeah forget it you know I saw an interesting post I think it was on Instagram and someone wrote has the NFL finally gone too far and is their golden era over are they pissing people off now essentially is what it was saying have they pushed their luck to if you had told me

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[SPEAKER_05]: that I would look at a price of seeing my football on Sunday.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I look, I fully will tell you, if I can't figure out another way to do it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And there all sorts of tricks is anybody online knows.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would have laughed.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, of course I'm not going to give that up, but I'm giving it up.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Do you have a sports bar in the region that you could go to?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, look at the game.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you could do that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That's one way of doing it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It just, you know, somebody says JLP designs, buckets, absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, NFL is pushing their luck, but they aren't going anywhere.

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, they're not, but they are pushing their luck.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they are.

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[SPEAKER_04]: they're at the point where politicians are going to start getting involved and saying all the sports needs to figure this out.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now somebody says here East West Creation says $240 a year for the ticket.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It is.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I got it wrong.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure

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[SPEAKER_05]: Why am I seeing like 600 or something like that?

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[SPEAKER_05]: What's what am I doing wrong?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know tonight.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I look at it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I'd have to take a look.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I, they're sorry.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This deals with your well information.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they're deals so.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I also under a daughter's name so that I could get this deal.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I think that what we could be seeing here is Mike would have read something, and he doesn't remember it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You're losing it, man.

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[SPEAKER_04]: $2,000, but then there's one thing where you pay all that money and there's still some games that the NFL ticket blocks out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they'll black out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a bad deal.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's horrible.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And one last note on sports.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think I'll probably sound like an old fart here, but you know what, man.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know you still smoke mom and dad or junior or, you know, or cracker John and your wife Red Nikiya, please cracker John.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do you have to, do you have to burn them right at the entrance where people are coming in, like it's a smoking area outside of a bar where the, where the path ends and all the kids are walking by.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I think we better than walk it walking through the exhale, there's nothing better.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Years ago, I went to a up in Hancock, Maine.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You had a event for the whole town that was on the town square.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And the evening was like a square dance type of thing.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was a fun little, you know, and I was blown a cigar.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, lady came up to me and said, you know, their kids around here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And now I look back on that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And I didn't, I wasn't rude to her.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I put, I ended up putting it out.

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[SPEAKER_05]: But I remember bitching about it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And now I'm embarrassed that I even bitched about it after the fact.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't say anything to her at the time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I just put it out.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Total culture shift though.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, he used to be okay to have a cigarette.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It did.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's not anymore.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And it's just seeing them, you know, who've been at the, you know, as the kids are all wanting, you know, go out by your car.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's that's all I wanted to say about that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They're up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We're vape.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Vape is nice.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Vape can taste like candy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I said, would you mind smoking that new your car and the lady looked at me and said too little to understand.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's been an interesting 24 hours and thank you for I'm trying to see here outside of the COVID Zero medical information as far as Mike.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They're not only listening.

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[SPEAKER_07]: These are day-based ball fans They're not going to give you any one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The music slimmer ready to go here right now in the tidbits of the day on the news and all the wonderful thing sunrise chair was the last one but I'm the banana thank you very much Rob's got a better cognitive sense than I do the stock market is having a very good day they still having it Josh I don't I mean I wrote this a little earlier than I normally do so I want to make sure that I know that it's still up is it still up even though it shouldn't be I do not know I will check

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[SPEAKER_05]: uh... having a good day everybody else is still wondering where the money went the stock market is off to a strong start this week the s and p rising and the last act hitting another record high will let you know if that's uh... held today big tech is doing most of the heavy lifting with the nevidia

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[SPEAKER_05]: Meta Microsoft and Tesla moving the companies are pushing the market higher.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The funny part is that this is happening while Americans are still complaining about prices, interest rates, the cost of everything.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The market is basically saying everything is right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Still record high.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Everything is closed up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: While the average guy is at the gas pump saying, are you fucking kidding me?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And there's another problem.

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[SPEAKER_05]: oil is getting close to $100 a barrel again because of Middle East tensions.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So enjoy your record stock market.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're a triumphant reward and I'm not exaggerating here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe a 75 dollar tank of gas.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, so get rid of it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: If you drive diesel Mike, you'll go three digits as I did this weekend.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Now, granted, I still get gray my don't get gas very I don't get.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Can I ask you a question?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: for the rest of your life.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Are you going to justify your purchase of the diesel vehicle and explain every single time that you get diesel that you get good gas mileage?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just looking to ask.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's just like when people complain about me mentioning the R word for January, what I'm going to do in January.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so I will every time you mention your car, you talk about one great mileage as I think what it does mentioned how expensive diesel fuel is I did because it costs a lot of money I have to say something to sue with my brain because I don't like sp- because I did not I was not on Hey, I was not on empty.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I was not on empty Mike and I spent a hundred and seven dollars It's gonna get what how about that mileage?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh It's horrible.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, hey, we are stupid purchase

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[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[SPEAKER_05]: Florida is dealing with what health officials say could be one of the largest dinghy fever dinghy fever outbreak in continental United States and decades.

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[SPEAKER_05]: More than 250 cases have been reported in Florida this year and other states are also seeing increases.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Dinghy is spread by mosquitos and can cause high fever severe headaches, joint and muscle pain, nausea and rash.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Most people recover but it can become serious particularly in certain cases.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And this is perfect for Florida because we already have mosquitoes, the size of drones.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now they're apparently carrying disease.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they've always carried this question for you.

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[SPEAKER_07]: How did Biden cause this again?

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[SPEAKER_07]: I can never remember.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I trust me.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You could go into a search engine right now and say, how did Biden cause dinghy fever?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, my fever.

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[SPEAKER_07]: We've got a search engine right there on your far right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, good news, though.

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[SPEAKER_05]: With all this bitching, it's nice to have something not to bitch about, okay?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The government is sending some Medicare recipients a $90 check.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Nice!

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[SPEAKER_07]: That'll pay for the drugs.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's right, uh, $90 check President Trump says that more than 20 million Medicare recipients will receive a payment of about $90 to help with their Medicare property premiums premiums.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_07]: That is, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm starting to turn on this guy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: the right.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The money will will come from the Medicare Improvement Fund.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The timing is interesting because Medicare is also undergoing some big changes at least 2 million seniors have been notified that their Medicare advantage plans will disappear at the end of the year, meaning they may have to find new coverage.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So for seniors, this is basically here's $90 also your insurance is gone.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, good luck.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You know, Mike, I was brought to remember the one good joke on Saturday in my life this week, and I wanted to share it with you now.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure way.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It was during a weekend update, which by the way, went like 25 minutes this week, not sure why.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But Colin Joe said recent documents have revealed that Adolf Hitler may have abused his niece.

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[SPEAKER_07]: before World War II.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And he paused and he said, that's strike two funny joke.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It is.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's a fun.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It didn't really make up for the other 89 minutes, but it was still good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Good ones are good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well speaking of TV, new on TV this week, carry an Oasis documentary.

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[SPEAKER_05]: God, my wife.

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[SPEAKER_05]: uh... a lot of john cina there's plenty of new entertainment arriving this week the big one for horror fans is mike flanagan's new television version of steven king's carry which arrives on the prime video when's the uh... there's also an oasis documentary about the galager brothers y'all and gives a flying

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[SPEAKER_07]: You know what they weren't they weren't pertinent when they were pertinent 20 25 reunion tour They made a doc about it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, God a new Steve and Spielberg sci-fi movie called disclosure day and a new John Cena movie based on matchbox toys I bet it's really very agreeable.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He makes a lot of good choices that John C. I know you're a fan All right, we have a fish.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You know what else returns this week, Mike.

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[SPEAKER_05]: What's that?

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[SPEAKER_07]: is it cake?

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[SPEAKER_05]: The Halloween edition.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, very, very sick.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We officially reached the point where Hollywood has looked at a toy car and said there's at least two hours of content and that's what we have reached right now.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's just the way it goes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I have a recko, a TV recko.

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[SPEAKER_05]: So at a car, Carl and I are watching the TV series based on the novel of John Steinbeck, East of Eden.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I started it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Very much.

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[SPEAKER_07]: carry factors that I can watch it with my wife she there's apparently there's no reality problem a car like that it it's at the hook in carless ample ma what's that what the hell is the matter with I have a z have you see I know you probably have is she familiar with the book or the original movie I'm not either

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not in cheese, not at the start.

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[SPEAKER_07]: After you watch the many series, take two hours and watch the James Dean movie.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Because what I can tell from this is that the James Dean movie, it picks up in the second half.

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[SPEAKER_07]: There's not much of them as kids.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The brothers is kids in the movie.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But James Dean is very, very good.

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[SPEAKER_05]: James Dean, one of the brothers in the, in the, in the, the old movie.

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[SPEAKER_07]: How I think he plays.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Very wrong.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I started watching and I'm behind on it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure murder in a small town.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I've heard about it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I've heard about it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a Netflix show.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's not bad, but I was most tickled when I found out that the lead is an Epo baby.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He's Donald Sutherland's son and keyfers brother.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And you can see a little of that crazy Sutherland eye in his eyes.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So it's fun to look in because I murder in a small town.

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[SPEAKER_05]: somehow I thought that was a documentary, but it's a pretty good, okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Very cool.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Moving right along ladies and gentlemen, Florida's latest internet celebrity is a self-described demonologist and gray hat hacker.

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[SPEAKER_05]: A 36-year-old Florida man is back in jail after being accused of accessing women's private information and then posting about them on TikTok.

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[SPEAKER_05]: police say the information included private messages and other personal data.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He was arrested September 30th on a felony computer related charge.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He apparently also claimed that he could track people through their phones, which is a pretty good way to make sure you never get a second date.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I imagine going on Tinder and the guy's profile says, my interest include hacking, demonology, and knowing where you are right now.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Good, I'm outside your home.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see, maybe see what that's like.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen a picture of this guy?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I have not, do we have a picture of him?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, he looks nice.

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[SPEAKER_07]: What a night, bring him home.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Is this a sighting?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Does he have blue skin?

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[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's a tattooed face.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay, forgive me, you know.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And they jumped suit.

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[SPEAKER_04]: What a lovely man.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's wonderful.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Speaking of Florida, a 68-year-old man was arrested after showing up at a Florida middle school.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He was carrying a compound bow, arrows, and multiple knives.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Police say, well, I'm just sure with my lady.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He was confronted by a school resource officer, a physical struggle followed and he was eventually subdued.

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[SPEAKER_05]: He also, by the way, you know what, they probably have a pretty boring job most of the day.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, saw loot to the school resource officers.

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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, my brother-in-law is one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's wonderful that he's not a brother-in-law.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Forgive my stepbrother is one.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I got top.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he's a former cop.

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[SPEAKER_07]: He works at Carries at Carries School.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They see each other all the time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: so uh... he was eventually subdued he also allegedly made a bomb threat isn't that special he is now facing charges including exhibiting a weapon on school property armed trespass making a false bomb report and resisting arrest here's not a part at least he's not a demonologist is not a demonologist and the we're part is he was the substitute gym teacher

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, because I love ladies and gentlemen, all right, we got a step out for a second here.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I want to ask you you're eating better, right?

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're working out.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're trying to get enough sleep.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You're doing all the things.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody tells you to do and everybody is, you know, still wondering, you know, why aren't you getting better?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Have you ever heard of that?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Do they teach you that here in spread?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Epigenetics.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Epigenetics.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a very not all that complicated.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It looks it out.

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[SPEAKER_05]: All right, I want to talk about gambling with Ross.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Be wet.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Any time you bring anything up that has to do with gambling, I am all in with bells on.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Mike, do you still take U.S. News and War reports every single year?

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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I don't think that month.

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[SPEAKER_07]: No, I think it's weekly.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It used to be weekly.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They had an interesting story that I think you would like is that a gambling's fun, right?

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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it doesn't really harm really.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's always like, you know, stay within your bound, stay in your lane as they say.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Um, hypnotic.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Did you know, and I quote this from US News and World Report, sports bethors are entering the busy season as football gears up, and with Americans are expected to have legally wagered

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[SPEAKER_05]: 29.5 share sunrise my David Tope want to me to say the three words Americans will have majored 29.5 billion

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[SPEAKER_05]: with a B dollars on the NFL by the time the big game comes around in January tomorrow on the show I will talk about what I think is happening and where we are going and it's not all that pleasant but I'd love to compare notes and see what your impressions are.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I think we're creating the this is how you distract the mob.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Sure, distract them off.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Kerry came in so excited yesterday evening.

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[SPEAKER_07]: She says, I had a parlay and all I did was miss the last part of the bed.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I said, so you lost.

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[SPEAKER_07]: She was excited that she almost won, but it's no good.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You still don't win any money.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, go.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Sports betting is now legal in 39 states plus Washington, D.C. And most people see it as an activity that is a form of entertainment.

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[SPEAKER_07]: U.S. News and World Report surveyed 1,200 Americans who placed a sports bet within the last year.

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[SPEAKER_07]: More than half of the respondents, 51%, say they've placed sports bets to try to pay their bills.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And 21% have wagered to cover their rent or mortgage.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm done surprised me in the lease.

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[SPEAKER_07]: No, but it's so unhealthy.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's not healthy, but it's people are desperate, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_05]: People are desperate.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it is desperate times.

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[SPEAKER_05]: This is not political.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was desperate.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It was getting desperate.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's continued to get desperate.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They George Carlin is right folks.

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[SPEAKER_05]: The owners don't care about you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They don't give two shits about you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They could care less.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They've got the politicians.

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[SPEAKER_05]: They've got everybody in their pocket.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And they are content.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, why shouldn't they be?

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[SPEAKER_05]: We have to get out the pitchforks.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's time.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, Vila Revolution.

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[SPEAKER_04]: They also found a way for the owners to make even more money through gambling.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Through all the advertising.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And when I say owners, I'm not just talking about NFL franchises, I'm talking about the owners of the world, the owners of the websites, the owners of the platforms, the owners of the big tech, the owners of big oil, the owners of all the people that have always made the money are still making the money.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And here we are, I missed my parlay, you know, and why did my rent go up at my apartment building?

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's the same as it's always been.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Mike of the 1,200 Americans that were surveyed, how many do you suppose have at this time outstanding sports debts?

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[SPEAKER_07]: They cannot cover their bets right now.

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[SPEAKER_07]: No, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's not even worse.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That scares me to even ask, limit you a little.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And it's so easy.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They've made a 90% Mike, basically one in five people are betting, but they can't cover what they've already bet.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But it's just because we lean so high on the win that these people will win once.

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[SPEAKER_04]: And I can say this yesterday, yesterday I bet on a few games.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I won one of them and I told, I was telling Kelly about it and she said, oh, you're really good at it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I said, no, I only tell you about the wins.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, exactly.

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[SPEAKER_04]: There's no point telling you about the losses.

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[SPEAKER_04]: What would you where would you be when more losses?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Would it be about a push for you so far or are you down?

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, this sees that I'm up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But overall, for my life, I'm way down.

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[SPEAKER_04]: You're always down.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you're always down.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It gets, it just can't be avoided.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It can't be avoided.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's a, I look at it as,

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[SPEAKER_05]: I, as a form of self hypnosis, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But if you chase your losses to pay them, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, to me, if you take $500 and take four friends out to a great restaurant that used to be something you could do.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And you have a great night.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's a thousand dollars.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_07]: But if you take, if you take $500 going into a casino, knowing that you're probably going to lose it, but you're going to have a great evening.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You might win it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You might not.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

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[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: If you can do it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: If you can do it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I always play it based my win on how long the money lasts.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I know it's always going to be gone at some point.

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[SPEAKER_04]: If I go in the casino and I get four hours out of it, then that's a win.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I have a good evening.

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[SPEAKER_07]: 17% Mike of those surveyed say sports betting is negatively affecting their financial health.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They know it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: That's horrible.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And yet of those people.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you for that.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I appreciate the help.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Of those people 57% are betting once a week anyway.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, then they said this is bad for my I can't win this, but I'm going to keep doing it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's unhealthy and Josh is right.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It was different when you would have to travel to one or two locations in the nation or you couldn't just go online and lose your money.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, to go someplace to do it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Now it's so easy.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They've made a funnel.

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[SPEAKER_07]: They've made a funnel for you to throw your money into.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I have, you know, been a degenerate gambler for most of my adult life, and I will tell you this that that is the one area of wagering that I have not delved into because I have always feared much like I feared cocaine in the 80s, which I never touched.

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[SPEAKER_05]: It's the same way with sports gambling.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I feel like if I touched cocaine, I would have been hopelessly addicted and your mocking

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[SPEAKER_05]: I know you saw a lot you saw Rob if I wanted to I could have done it all day every day and I could have done it for free Yeah, if I'd gone down that rabbit hole it would have been horrible.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I would have been here for free Yeah, I would have been put the fact is I didn't because I put two and two together and I did the same thing when it came to sports gambling Yeah

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[SPEAKER_07]: easy to do at home makes the makes the games more interesting and it's just uh... it's terrible my stories about it you know i told me my favorite story of you as a degenerate gambler should actually more charming than anything okay is uh... our first road trip as the podcast we uh... we got an RV and we went to beautiful iowa and iowa has a casino

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[SPEAKER_07]: and we went there our first night and Mike hit big early in the evening like I think maybe like $2,000 on a slot and he was so excited he called Carla and told her that he was up $2,000 and then do that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: About 25 minutes later I saw him storming by me in the casino and he just said the fucking degenerate.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I said, what's the matter?

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[SPEAKER_07]: He says, I lost it all.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, the only way you can call and tell other people is if you go back to the room and lock yourself off Yeah, man.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you don't even know the greatest story.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You know that the greatest story was me and Carl and I have a lot of gambling story Yeah, I remember the one that pissed on off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Remember when I came in with that big win.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, yeah And I said I wasn't gonna say it, but I couldn't keep my big mouth shut You know, it was just so weird because he always loved he relished when other people had good fortune

01:00:10.312 --> 01:00:13.473
[SPEAKER_07]: kind of what the show was based on wasn't it.

01:00:14.193 --> 01:00:20.275
[SPEAKER_05]: I was, you know, I could see though, don't ask me where and the lime came out of my mouth.

01:00:20.796 --> 01:00:25.677
[SPEAKER_05]: I swear to God, I looked at Carla and I said, don't worry.

01:00:26.118 --> 01:00:32.500
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll sell the good car and use the better part.

01:00:33.860 --> 01:00:34.660
[SPEAKER_07]: We did.

01:00:34.680 --> 01:00:35.081
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no.

01:00:36.927 --> 01:00:38.308
[SPEAKER_05]: got a cheaper car.

01:00:38.708 --> 01:00:40.129
[SPEAKER_05]: That's, uh, oh my god.

01:00:40.189 --> 01:00:41.350
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm a degener gambler.

01:00:41.590 --> 01:00:41.950
[SPEAKER_05]: I know it.

01:00:41.970 --> 01:00:44.332
[SPEAKER_05]: As long you know it, you can at least deal with it.

01:00:44.652 --> 01:00:46.973
[SPEAKER_05]: That's, uh, but I don't think you've ever been already.

01:00:47.033 --> 01:00:48.114
[SPEAKER_07]: Not as bad as already.

01:00:48.194 --> 01:00:48.854
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.

01:00:48.935 --> 01:00:49.155
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.

01:00:49.195 --> 01:00:53.918
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think you've ever been so out of control that you're betting to cover the rent though.

01:00:54.398 --> 01:00:56.759
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, that's a different level.

01:00:56.819 --> 01:00:59.101
[SPEAKER_05]: But you, you know, that's two different issues.

01:00:59.581 --> 01:01:03.524
[SPEAKER_05]: And you only have to watch movies to know how bad it could get.

01:01:03.824 --> 01:01:08.307
[SPEAKER_05]: And I thank God for my wife for keeping our shit together.

01:01:08.487 --> 01:01:15.973
[SPEAKER_05]: There are a lot of things Carla does that is a governor on Mr. O'Mara and thank God for her.

01:01:16.313 --> 01:01:18.995
[SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely, it's terrible.

01:01:19.035 --> 01:01:25.579
[SPEAKER_07]: The only reason I gamble now is to make sure I have enough money to keep up my subscription to US News and World War.

01:01:26.600 --> 01:01:29.463
[SPEAKER_07]: There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.

01:01:30.044 --> 01:01:31.606
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my God, it's so big.

01:01:31.626 --> 01:01:35.610
[SPEAKER_07]: So be careful folks and then also my brings up something good.

01:01:35.650 --> 01:01:36.672
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at the big picture.

01:01:37.212 --> 01:01:40.176
[SPEAKER_07]: When you're losing this money, who does it benefit?

01:01:40.396 --> 01:01:42.078
[SPEAKER_07]: Who's car are you buying?

01:01:42.258 --> 01:01:42.959
[SPEAKER_07]: The big guy.

01:01:43.559 --> 01:01:46.623
[SPEAKER_07]: You are giving your money to the people that are holding you down.

01:01:47.003 --> 01:01:49.705
[SPEAKER_05]: I will never totally give it up.

01:01:50.105 --> 01:01:50.606
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't.

01:01:50.826 --> 01:01:53.007
[SPEAKER_07]: I just, it's so much fun.

01:01:53.107 --> 01:01:55.329
[SPEAKER_07]: It's going to the doctor today was a huge gamble.

01:01:55.369 --> 01:01:56.189
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a big gamble.

01:01:56.209 --> 01:01:56.830
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it was.

01:01:56.870 --> 01:01:57.810
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for bringing that up.

01:01:57.830 --> 01:01:58.811
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a good call back.

01:01:58.991 --> 01:02:01.573
[SPEAKER_05]: I, uh, I, no, I really, I was, you'll be quiet.

01:02:02.554 --> 01:02:04.095
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a little late for that one, sir.

01:02:04.215 --> 01:02:09.100
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you very much, uh, but I've been really sunrise many times in Tocino's.

01:02:09.381 --> 01:02:09.861
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.

01:02:10.262 --> 01:02:12.624
[SPEAKER_05]: But you don't see any windows in a casino.

01:02:12.644 --> 01:02:13.725
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's hard to do.

01:02:14.006 --> 01:02:17.849
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to tell you this that the idea of

01:02:19.131 --> 01:02:20.192
[SPEAKER_05]: the gamble.

01:02:20.432 --> 01:02:29.337
[SPEAKER_05]: If you perceive life as kind of a gamble as I do, that there's risk everywhere, even getting up in the morning, even walking across the street.

01:02:29.797 --> 01:02:38.722
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just, there's something about letting them roll and, you know, taking that shot that a lot of people like, but, yeah.

01:02:39.182 --> 01:03:06.511
[SPEAKER_05]: when he got how many 19% you said of people have one in five roughly are negative are in negative territory and and fifty seven percent of them are still betting every week every single week and every week and that uh yeah and and Josh uh how much do you average a week when you're uh do you lay down every single week uh so not much though i put in twenty five dollars at the beginning of the season and i see how long it'll last

01:03:07.327 --> 01:03:09.509
[SPEAKER_05]: JLP designs has a great quote on the track group.

01:03:09.590 --> 01:03:10.991
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a cesspool of hope.

01:03:11.552 --> 01:03:11.932
[SPEAKER_05]: It is.

01:03:12.112 --> 01:03:14.135
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that is a cesspool of hope.

01:03:14.175 --> 01:03:18.539
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if that's your own JLP, but man, oh, man, that is that is so very true.

01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:19.380
[SPEAKER_05]: Good luck.

01:03:19.480 --> 01:03:20.161
[SPEAKER_05]: Good luck to you.

01:03:20.281 --> 01:03:21.242
[SPEAKER_05]: Good luck to everybody.

01:03:21.483 --> 01:03:24.246
[SPEAKER_05]: And, you know, if you think I'm poop pulling gambling,

01:03:24.526 --> 01:03:26.087
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, come on the cruise.

01:03:26.427 --> 01:03:27.847
[SPEAKER_05]: See how that works.

01:03:27.887 --> 01:03:28.747
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll take a short break.

01:03:28.767 --> 01:03:31.068
[SPEAKER_07]: The guarantee winners in the Margaritaville casino.

01:03:31.328 --> 01:03:31.768
[SPEAKER_07]: Always.

01:03:31.908 --> 01:03:33.389
[SPEAKER_05]: Looses lots on the ocean.

01:03:33.509 --> 01:03:34.809
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm going to get rated.

01:03:35.270 --> 01:03:37.930
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, let's take a short break here, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_05]: And yeah, we still don't mention enough on the show that we got the big crews coming up in,

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[SPEAKER_05]: The January 21st, middle of January, we're really excited about it.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We want to see you there.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Cappins are filling up.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I am so happy.

01:05:10.871 --> 01:05:12.874
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think I've given this update on the show.

01:05:13.594 --> 01:05:18.000
[SPEAKER_05]: Both my daughter Catherine and my daughter Elizabeth and their bows.

01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:22.522
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, we'll be coming along on the cruise and we're very, very excited about that.

01:05:22.542 --> 01:05:23.442
[SPEAKER_05]: It's going to be a lot of fun.

01:05:23.782 --> 01:05:25.863
[SPEAKER_07]: Robert finally said he's getting his own room.

01:05:26.403 --> 01:05:27.704
[SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't want to deal with anybody.

01:05:27.764 --> 01:05:29.224
[SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't want to book with his sister.

01:05:29.244 --> 01:05:30.545
[SPEAKER_07]: He certainly doesn't want to be in our room.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

01:05:31.065 --> 01:05:33.506
[SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, but both kids, both my kids will be there.

01:05:33.706 --> 01:05:36.007
[SPEAKER_07]: So he is bringing a parcel of her friends.

01:05:36.047 --> 01:05:37.807
[SPEAKER_07]: I think there's four of them coming.

01:05:37.987 --> 01:05:38.408
[SPEAKER_05]: I love it.

01:05:38.508 --> 01:05:39.248
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm so excited.

01:05:39.268 --> 01:05:40.368
[SPEAKER_05]: It's going to be such a great time.

01:05:40.408 --> 01:05:44.570
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, let's get to the business of the show because Mr. Soroka, yes.

01:05:45.050 --> 01:06:11.226
[SPEAKER_05]: has a lot of enterprises floating around he is in to a lot of different things there are podcasts there are helping people develop podcasts there are consulting for other podcasts there are many many things there is his other job his day job that he still has that he does at a very high level and he came in today and announced to you and I Rob Spieweck

01:06:13.808 --> 01:06:24.817
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, you need some are you are you hiring mr. Soroka is that what you're doing or that's the problem I can't afford to hire someone But I need a sense that's tough right out of the gate.

01:06:24.837 --> 01:06:28.820
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, that was that that will that will bind That's a problem.

01:06:28.840 --> 01:06:37.527
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but between all the podcasts and the reselling and keeping track of stuff around the house I needed an assistant

01:06:38.403 --> 01:06:43.811
[SPEAKER_04]: So I finally used all this AI stuff I've been going to build myself in a system.

01:06:44.372 --> 01:06:44.892
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it a lady?

01:06:45.814 --> 01:06:46.555
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it is a man.

01:06:47.176 --> 01:06:48.037
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it was a man.

01:06:48.277 --> 01:06:49.799
[SPEAKER_04]: Were you afraid to use a lady?

01:06:50.641 --> 01:06:53.104
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I just had no desire to use a lady.

01:06:54.275 --> 01:06:54.955
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I forgot.

01:06:54.975 --> 01:06:56.176
[SPEAKER_05]: You're a misogynist.

01:06:56.236 --> 01:06:57.216
[SPEAKER_05]: I forgot that.

01:06:57.556 --> 01:06:59.877
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you want them like you want the assistant to work.

01:06:59.937 --> 01:07:02.578
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, he's so exactly.

01:07:03.179 --> 01:07:04.539
[SPEAKER_04]: No, so I set off.

01:07:04.559 --> 01:07:06.000
[SPEAKER_04]: This assistant doesn't cook.

01:07:07.100 --> 01:07:09.321
[SPEAKER_04]: So I've got my AI assistant up and running.

01:07:10.141 --> 01:07:14.263
[SPEAKER_04]: So monitors all my email accounts because I have like six emails.

01:07:14.783 --> 01:07:15.824
[SPEAKER_04]: It monitors all those.

01:07:15.964 --> 01:07:17.445
[SPEAKER_04]: It makes me a nice to do list.

01:07:17.966 --> 01:07:25.671
[SPEAKER_04]: It responds to, I had it working this week, and where it will respond and help you if you have a problem with your podcast issue.

01:07:26.772 --> 01:07:33.938
[SPEAKER_04]: If your bonus show subscription isn't working, it will send you a nice email saying, don't worry, we'll take care of it.

01:07:34.378 --> 01:07:37.200
[SPEAKER_04]: And it'll go out, fix the issue and email the person back.

01:07:37.400 --> 01:07:39.101
[SPEAKER_05]: You mean you're not doing what I told you to do?

01:07:39.942 --> 01:07:41.843
[SPEAKER_05]: Tell them that you will fix it after January.

01:07:42.383 --> 01:07:42.543
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

01:07:42.563 --> 01:07:45.045
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I said, it's what money is to do.

01:07:45.425 --> 01:07:45.785
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:07:46.766 --> 01:07:46.926
[SPEAKER_04]: No.

01:07:47.506 --> 01:07:48.487
[SPEAKER_04]: So it is fixing it.

01:07:48.507 --> 01:07:50.388
[SPEAKER_04]: It is doing all this behind the scenes.

01:07:50.728 --> 01:07:54.750
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I've given it full control of my computer, so it can have whatever it wants.

01:07:55.050 --> 01:07:55.330
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

01:07:55.610 --> 01:07:57.091
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's keeping my life straight.

01:07:57.411 --> 01:08:06.356
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, when you send me that little to-do list to add that app this weekend, did you do that or did your assistance send me that?

01:08:07.188 --> 01:08:07.969
[SPEAKER_04]: I did that myself.

01:08:08.389 --> 01:08:09.130
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, thank you.

01:08:09.170 --> 01:08:12.634
[SPEAKER_04]: I did send, I did send you a thing myself, but I'll tell you this.

01:08:12.994 --> 01:08:21.943
[SPEAKER_04]: This morning I had to record the podcast with my brother and it was a end of season show where we had to look back at predictions we made in February.

01:08:22.203 --> 01:08:23.405
[SPEAKER_04]: It's better with pain to go back.

01:08:23.425 --> 01:08:24.205
[SPEAKER_07]: Better with fun.

01:08:24.926 --> 01:08:33.636
[SPEAKER_04]: So my assistant went through and looked at the predictions made a list of everything that and I got wrong and emailed each of us this morning before we did the podcast.

01:08:33.656 --> 01:08:34.597
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, let me ask this.

01:08:34.958 --> 01:08:39.683
[SPEAKER_05]: Would you have in years past, would you go back and get an actual clip?

01:08:40.124 --> 01:08:44.489
[SPEAKER_05]: Because if you really were to, you know, it would be more entertaining.

01:08:44.769 --> 01:08:49.212
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, to hear the tone that the reactions are delivered, but you didn't do that, right?

01:08:49.232 --> 01:08:52.053
[SPEAKER_04]: Today we had too much to talk about, so I did not do that.

01:08:52.233 --> 01:08:58.097
[SPEAKER_04]: We have in the past, but I have my AI assistant now, not only working on my websites.

01:08:59.127 --> 01:09:04.708
[SPEAKER_04]: I now have it edited in podcast for me in my style, respond in the client emails.

01:09:05.688 --> 01:09:15.491
[SPEAKER_04]: And it even, it even emailed Kelly this morning and said, is there anything I can add the list and I see she sent some stuff to to him that he has added to my list.

01:09:16.091 --> 01:09:25.393
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, if you had told your assistant that you wanted the clips from an old episode of 336 of your predictions, it could have done that for you.

01:09:25.953 --> 01:09:26.393
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, right?

01:09:26.513 --> 01:09:26.953
[SPEAKER_07]: No problem.

01:09:28.141 --> 01:09:28.643
[SPEAKER_04]: it makes it.

01:09:29.587 --> 01:09:34.284
[SPEAKER_04]: When you see social posts online or anything now, it's probably done by my assistant.

01:09:35.563 --> 01:09:49.247
[SPEAKER_05]: from Dirk Faster, who is just a join the chat group and says, Washington Capital Star, Alex Ovechkin, the NHL's all-time leading score announced today that his 20 second season in the league will be his last.

01:09:50.248 --> 01:09:50.828
[SPEAKER_05]: So the great.

01:09:51.048 --> 01:09:52.528
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I think that's it this morning.

01:09:52.968 --> 01:09:54.329
[SPEAKER_07]: He did.

01:09:54.369 --> 01:09:54.829
[SPEAKER_07]: He did.

01:09:54.849 --> 01:09:58.190
[SPEAKER_07]: He actually announced a twice because of his cognitive issues.

01:09:59.050 --> 01:10:00.511
[SPEAKER_07]: So I... All right.

01:10:03.991 --> 01:10:07.153
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, you have to laugh because if you don't, you cry.

01:10:07.173 --> 01:10:10.976
[SPEAKER_07]: The bigos.

01:10:10.996 --> 01:10:13.438
[SPEAKER_04]: So I have named my AI assistance.

01:10:13.598 --> 01:10:16.120
[SPEAKER_04]: So he has a name, and he has a private name.

01:10:16.500 --> 01:10:17.981
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm so good to cry.

01:10:18.341 --> 01:10:19.963
[SPEAKER_07]: So you named your system.

01:10:20.023 --> 01:10:21.023
[SPEAKER_07]: I find my assistant.

01:10:21.063 --> 01:10:22.805
[SPEAKER_07]: Have you ever, have you named your AI?

01:10:22.925 --> 01:10:24.346
[SPEAKER_07]: I named mine some time ago.

01:10:24.886 --> 01:10:27.008
[SPEAKER_05]: I, yeah, mine, mine is named K-R.

01:10:27.588 --> 01:10:28.048
[SPEAKER_07]: K.R.

01:10:28.328 --> 01:10:28.849
[SPEAKER_05]: K.R.

01:10:29.069 --> 01:10:30.589
[SPEAKER_07]: No, you don't want to do that.

01:10:30.609 --> 01:10:31.950
[SPEAKER_07]: It's been a great run so far.

01:10:32.350 --> 01:10:34.011
[SPEAKER_07]: Mine is really named Hector.

01:10:34.591 --> 01:10:35.231
[SPEAKER_07]: This is my guy.

01:10:35.551 --> 01:10:36.231
[SPEAKER_07]: Hector.

01:10:36.371 --> 01:10:36.872
[SPEAKER_07]: Hector.

01:10:36.892 --> 01:10:38.892
[SPEAKER_07]: And I say, Hector, that's no good.

01:10:38.932 --> 01:10:41.293
[SPEAKER_07]: Or Hector, please do this and stuff like that.

01:10:41.333 --> 01:10:45.215
[SPEAKER_05]: So I'm like all the great ones are leaving in 20 twice, though.

01:10:48.416 --> 01:10:49.536
[SPEAKER_05]: That's just silly.

01:10:50.157 --> 01:10:51.977
[SPEAKER_05]: Then you know what?

01:10:52.297 --> 01:10:53.398
[SPEAKER_07]: All the big goes off.

01:10:53.978 --> 01:10:59.220
[SPEAKER_05]: So Miss Orange shoes 587 says, Does Katie still despise Rob?

01:10:59.640 --> 01:11:02.381
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe she will assist Josh if they play nice.

01:11:02.401 --> 01:11:05.082
[SPEAKER_04]: Katie just despises me.

01:11:05.522 --> 01:11:05.802
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

01:11:06.022 --> 01:11:07.102
[SPEAKER_04]: Just Josh is the one.

01:11:07.122 --> 01:11:07.903
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a bad plan.

01:11:08.043 --> 01:11:08.703
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm the problem.

01:11:09.959 --> 01:11:12.680
[SPEAKER_05]: Does she do you have any contact with her?

01:11:12.740 --> 01:11:13.981
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know there was no mother there.

01:11:14.341 --> 01:11:16.642
[SPEAKER_05]: No, yeah, we've talked about it Yeah, we've talked about it.

01:11:16.682 --> 01:11:18.903
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but I think because I'm a bigot.

01:11:19.063 --> 01:11:19.383
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't.

01:11:19.543 --> 01:11:24.365
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh She shut down the show is what she did because I remember.

01:11:24.385 --> 01:11:26.085
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I remember all right covered ground.

01:11:26.125 --> 01:11:26.826
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry about that.

01:11:26.926 --> 01:11:31.627
[SPEAKER_05]: I apologize But thanks Miss Orange juice Sorry about that Miss Orange juice.

01:11:32.528 --> 01:11:33.368
[SPEAKER_05]: I forgot about that

01:11:34.100 --> 01:11:36.321
[SPEAKER_07]: I bet you're a very sour glass of orange juice.

01:11:36.621 --> 01:11:38.601
[SPEAKER_05]: Where, when's the last time you spoke to her?

01:11:39.242 --> 01:11:39.502
[SPEAKER_05]: Months.

01:11:39.982 --> 01:11:41.202
[SPEAKER_07]: Probably about the time my dad died.

01:11:41.822 --> 01:11:42.183
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, wow.

01:11:42.283 --> 01:11:42.603
[SPEAKER_05]: OK.

01:11:42.743 --> 01:11:43.303
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know that.

01:11:43.403 --> 01:11:44.343
[SPEAKER_05]: So you're out too.

01:11:44.463 --> 01:11:44.663
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

01:11:44.683 --> 01:11:44.903
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

01:11:45.063 --> 01:11:45.284
[SPEAKER_05]: OK.

01:11:45.464 --> 01:11:45.684
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess.

01:11:45.704 --> 01:11:47.404
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, she hurt my feelings very badly.

01:11:48.144 --> 01:11:49.145
[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, that sucks.

01:11:49.605 --> 01:11:50.705
[SPEAKER_05]: That's another, you know?

01:11:51.605 --> 01:11:54.946
[SPEAKER_05]: I really think you can trace it back to one dude to be perfectly honest with you.

01:11:55.126 --> 01:11:56.667
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's Mr. Orange here.

01:11:56.787 --> 01:11:57.387
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it is.

01:11:57.707 --> 01:11:57.887
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

01:11:58.187 --> 01:12:00.508
[SPEAKER_05]: He's driven a lot of nails between you.

01:12:00.528 --> 01:12:02.149
[SPEAKER_07]: I thought you were going to say Oscar.

01:12:02.849 --> 01:12:03.049
[SPEAKER_05]: No.

01:12:04.178 --> 01:12:04.398
[SPEAKER_05]: No.

01:12:04.979 --> 01:12:06.481
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it orange face or orange hair?

01:12:06.901 --> 01:12:07.202
[SPEAKER_04]: Both.

01:12:08.003 --> 01:12:08.343
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it both?

01:12:08.363 --> 01:12:08.724
[SPEAKER_04]: That's good.

01:12:09.264 --> 01:12:09.565
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

01:12:09.645 --> 01:12:10.906
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll excuse being very kind.

01:12:11.327 --> 01:12:11.447
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:12:11.467 --> 01:12:13.509
[SPEAKER_05]: Make sure everybody knows.

01:12:13.609 --> 01:12:16.994
[SPEAKER_07]: So anyway, we're, uh, moving, moving, moving, moving.

01:12:17.114 --> 01:12:19.216
[SPEAKER_07]: I hope you liked what you got, Ms. Orange juice.

01:12:19.236 --> 01:12:20.097
[SPEAKER_07]: You bitch.

01:12:20.698 --> 01:12:21.479
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my.

01:12:21.679 --> 01:12:22.099
[SPEAKER_07]: God.

01:12:22.519 --> 01:12:22.959
[SPEAKER_07]: Really.

01:12:23.639 --> 01:12:24.240
[SPEAKER_07]: Really.

01:12:24.460 --> 01:12:25.560
[SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely.

01:12:25.840 --> 01:12:27.100
[SPEAKER_05]: So do you name your assistant?

01:12:27.440 --> 01:12:28.580
[SPEAKER_05]: I did, but we can move on.

01:12:29.081 --> 01:12:29.421
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

01:12:29.601 --> 01:12:29.841
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

01:12:30.181 --> 01:12:32.761
[SPEAKER_05]: We up to, I don't, I've lost my place in the show with all this.

01:12:33.141 --> 01:12:33.501
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

01:12:33.541 --> 01:12:35.642
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, at the part where I have my feelings hurt.

01:12:35.662 --> 01:12:36.342
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

01:12:36.482 --> 01:12:37.702
[SPEAKER_05]: You're feeling so weird.

01:12:37.722 --> 01:12:38.783
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, we have more to video.

01:12:38.803 --> 01:12:39.563
[SPEAKER_07]: We're up to video.

01:12:39.583 --> 01:12:40.163
[SPEAKER_07]: We're up to video.

01:12:40.203 --> 01:12:40.363
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

01:12:40.383 --> 01:12:41.523
[SPEAKER_07]: You're sad about video.

01:12:41.883 --> 01:12:42.123
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

01:12:42.403 --> 01:12:43.043
[SPEAKER_05]: You're sad.

01:12:43.183 --> 01:12:43.704
[SPEAKER_05]: I do.

01:12:44.124 --> 01:12:44.644
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what?

01:12:45.424 --> 01:12:47.664
[SPEAKER_05]: This biz that we are in.

01:12:48.364 --> 01:12:49.965
[SPEAKER_05]: And Rob is as

01:12:50.965 --> 01:12:55.388
[SPEAKER_05]: How shall I describe it, bald, non-confrontational?

01:12:55.768 --> 01:12:59.310
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I would say, chill as a person can be.

01:12:59.330 --> 01:13:01.211
[SPEAKER_07]: It takes quite a bit to put me out.

01:13:01.431 --> 01:13:03.792
[SPEAKER_05]: But you have no, sometimes you have no choice.

01:13:04.212 --> 01:13:08.215
[SPEAKER_05]: In order to exist in the world and survive in the world, you're surviving in.

01:13:09.374 --> 01:13:10.315
[SPEAKER_05]: and move on.

01:13:10.896 --> 01:13:19.743
[SPEAKER_05]: And you know, by the way, if Oscar came on the cruise, I am telling you, I would have zero problem with it.

01:13:20.504 --> 01:13:22.145
[SPEAKER_05]: Zero bagel.

01:13:23.004 --> 01:13:27.889
[SPEAKER_05]: If Buzz Burbank came on the cruise, I would have zero problem with it.

01:13:28.529 --> 01:13:28.889
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

01:13:29.190 --> 01:13:29.650
[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.

01:13:29.710 --> 01:13:30.931
[SPEAKER_05]: There are two names for you.

01:13:31.232 --> 01:13:32.493
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, come ahead.

01:13:32.833 --> 01:13:34.034
[SPEAKER_05]: They're more than welcome.

01:13:34.154 --> 01:13:35.115
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the way I look at it.

01:13:35.175 --> 01:13:43.943
[SPEAKER_05]: If you say one word, right now and ask me any questions, I am flying up to Jacksonville and I am flying into DC.

01:13:44.383 --> 01:13:44.664
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

01:13:44.824 --> 01:13:46.065
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe I should have just shut up.

01:13:46.826 --> 01:13:48.087
[SPEAKER_05]: Anywho, we gotta move along.

01:13:48.107 --> 01:13:49.228
[SPEAKER_04]: Just think of that sunrise.

01:13:50.976 --> 01:13:54.837
[SPEAKER_07]: And if you doubt what I said earlier, chair Vananna.

01:13:55.138 --> 01:13:55.978
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.

01:13:56.138 --> 01:13:59.739
[SPEAKER_07]: That orange juice bitch just said my job is done here.

01:13:59.759 --> 01:14:00.919
[SPEAKER_07]: So you got what you wanted.

01:14:01.020 --> 01:14:07.942
[SPEAKER_07]: I hope it feels good when you're home and you're dimly lit, single room apartment, warming a can of soup over a candle.

01:14:08.342 --> 01:14:13.624
[SPEAKER_07]: You, I won't even say it, but if you're right me folks, I'll text it to you.

01:14:14.524 --> 01:14:18.806
[SPEAKER_07]: It involves a body part and an activity that can't be done to it.

01:14:18.966 --> 01:14:21.147
[SPEAKER_05]: Toledo!

01:14:21.167 --> 01:14:23.348
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll take a break, come back with some beautiful video.

01:14:23.428 --> 01:14:24.048
[SPEAKER_05]: That one, well.

01:14:24.268 --> 01:14:31.132
[SPEAKER_05]: But first, ladies and gentlemen, I want to say the factory is open, and Spiewak and Soroka have their golden tickets.

01:14:31.872 --> 01:14:34.333
[SPEAKER_05]: It's Wonka cast.

01:14:34.973 --> 01:14:38.015
[SPEAKER_05]: The semi-efficient podcast devotes, let me try it again.

01:14:38.435 --> 01:14:38.635
[SPEAKER_05]: It's...

01:14:40.025 --> 01:14:45.188
[SPEAKER_05]: Wonka cast the semi official podcast devoted to the Netflix.

01:14:45.468 --> 01:14:46.549
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what's unrewarding?

01:14:46.889 --> 01:14:50.191
[SPEAKER_05]: What semi official because Josh and I have been arguing.

01:14:50.251 --> 01:14:54.153
[SPEAKER_07]: I've been calling it the official podcast And Josh says not until we get endorsed by them.

01:14:54.173 --> 01:14:55.014
[SPEAKER_05]: Would you agree Rob?

01:14:55.034 --> 01:14:56.274
[SPEAKER_05]: It's it's unrewarding.

01:14:56.474 --> 01:15:00.137
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it's meaningless But I had to put it in there because we disagree.

01:15:00.317 --> 01:15:03.659
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it is the official podcast Rob doesn't know what the word official means.

01:15:03.999 --> 01:15:08.721
[SPEAKER_05]: I do it's devoted to the Netflix hit Wonka's golden

01:15:09.782 --> 01:15:11.544
[SPEAKER_05]: Wonka's The Golden Ticket.

01:15:11.604 --> 01:15:18.770
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, I didn't mean the reality competition, 24 contestants face constant termination in a legendary chocolate factory.

01:15:19.091 --> 01:15:30.361
[SPEAKER_05]: And every episode, Rob and Josh break down the challenges, the contestants, the strategies, the surprises, and all the deliciously weird stuff that happens along the way.

01:15:30.401 --> 01:15:31.122
[SPEAKER_05]: They analyze it.

01:15:31.142 --> 01:15:31.843
[SPEAKER_05]: They argue about it.

01:15:31.863 --> 01:15:32.483
[SPEAKER_05]: They make fun of it.

01:15:32.703 --> 01:15:35.426
[SPEAKER_05]: And they cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two.

01:15:35.626 --> 01:15:43.852
[SPEAKER_05]: You feel sorry for Ivanka, it's the costume of Fatchin' in Fudge, but luckily, the Fuckaz is free.

01:15:44.751 --> 01:15:53.674
[SPEAKER_05]: Listen to the show, or better yet, watch Spuac and Soroka on YouTube, where you can actually see them losing their minds.

01:15:54.394 --> 01:15:57.856
[SPEAKER_05]: If you're watching the Golden Ticket, you got to be a part of WonkaCast.

01:15:58.216 --> 01:16:09.099
[SPEAKER_05]: WonkaCast, it's available right now at WonkaCast.com and on YouTube, please like, subscribe, and rate it five loop alupas, it's a world of pure imagination.

01:16:13.721 --> 01:16:26.010
[SPEAKER_05]: the very it can you turn that guitar music off for a second of course I am thinking of the voices that I do from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory Charlie and the chocolate factory.

01:16:26.811 --> 01:16:29.973
[SPEAKER_05]: There's Gene Wilde.

01:16:30.033 --> 01:16:35.477
[SPEAKER_05]: We're doing and we don't know where we're going and then there's Augustus Clupium.

01:16:35.497 --> 01:16:35.797
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

01:16:35.857 --> 01:16:36.477
[SPEAKER_05]: Few sorry.

01:16:37.278 --> 01:16:38.339
[SPEAKER_05]: Few sorry for Wonka.

01:16:38.359 --> 01:16:40.200
[SPEAKER_05]: It's going to cost him a fortune and a fortune.

01:16:40.480 --> 01:16:41.801
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, let me see.

01:16:43.591 --> 01:16:46.013
[SPEAKER_05]: You're a terrible monster, Mr. Wang, huh?

01:16:46.394 --> 01:16:48.436
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what you are, Mike TV.

01:16:48.796 --> 01:16:50.097
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't give a shit.

01:16:50.357 --> 01:16:51.739
[SPEAKER_05]: Damn, I'm great Godfell.

01:16:52.359 --> 01:16:52.940
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, let's see.

01:16:53.020 --> 01:16:55.662
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I'm great Godfell.

01:16:55.883 --> 01:16:56.303
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm done.

01:16:56.443 --> 01:16:56.763
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm out.

01:16:57.084 --> 01:16:58.345
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's get to the beautiful video.

01:16:58.365 --> 01:16:59.306
[SPEAKER_05]: We don't know how you feel.

01:16:59.326 --> 01:16:59.926
[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.

01:17:00.006 --> 01:17:02.309
[SPEAKER_05]: I like that some beautiful video.

01:17:02.389 --> 01:17:03.610
[SPEAKER_05]: Jerry time.

01:17:04.250 --> 01:17:09.514
[SPEAKER_07]: Mike let the record show that this is a football highlight that I saw happen live.

01:17:09.574 --> 01:17:13.576
[SPEAKER_07]: I was so impressed with it I went and pulled it and I will lead with it today.

01:17:14.176 --> 01:17:21.301
[SPEAKER_07]: The commanders yesterday played in London, England early because my ass 930 kick.

01:17:21.361 --> 01:17:30.747
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, this is fun because an offensive lineman actually gets the first down now a lot has to happen for this to go down

01:17:31.087 --> 01:17:34.330
[SPEAKER_05]: I assume a perhaps a ball in the air or a fumble of some kind.

01:17:34.530 --> 01:17:37.032
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, but they're not trained to handle the ball.

01:17:37.332 --> 01:17:40.534
[SPEAKER_07]: This is explained in the clip I think you will enjoy this.

01:17:40.554 --> 01:17:40.714
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

01:17:40.914 --> 01:17:44.077
[SPEAKER_09]: That's San Francisco and then the five week October 25th.

01:17:44.837 --> 01:17:46.018
[SPEAKER_09]: Dallic Mattis has a hundred.

01:17:46.058 --> 01:17:50.862
[SPEAKER_09]: Battered ball and it's a final offensive line that I'm going to go big shout out.

01:17:51.062 --> 01:17:52.123
[SPEAKER_09]: Brandon Coleman.

01:17:52.983 --> 01:17:54.144
[SPEAKER_09]: It's never happened.

01:17:56.486 --> 01:17:57.507
[SPEAKER_09]: The Forest Buckner.

01:17:58.424 --> 01:18:02.605
[SPEAKER_09]: Tips it Coleman with the catch and it's here in the eye of Jason Kelsey.

01:18:02.665 --> 01:18:12.488
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, we were earlier this He's getting offensive linemen with that steel guy when they were talking about quit Nelson Now we get a big guy First down, off of a catch.

01:18:12.948 --> 01:18:17.950
[SPEAKER_09]: This would might be a chance when smash just puts his hands up the ball just comes right to him Brandon Coleman

01:18:18.990 --> 01:18:25.015
[SPEAKER_07]: It was a pretty funny moment and you know what, Jason Kelsey had so much fun in the booth.

01:18:25.095 --> 01:18:29.959
[SPEAKER_07]: I think he may have a future, but yesterday he was just having a blast.

01:18:29.999 --> 01:18:33.522
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, he came off as being over the entire jetlight.

01:18:34.202 --> 01:18:34.343
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

01:18:34.363 --> 01:18:35.123
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he is the line.

01:18:35.143 --> 01:18:36.084
[SPEAKER_05]: He's an offensive line.

01:18:36.104 --> 01:18:37.065
[SPEAKER_05]: So I mean, he gets into that.

01:18:37.125 --> 01:18:37.565
[SPEAKER_05]: The thing is,

01:18:38.926 --> 01:18:47.431
[SPEAKER_05]: those moments remind everybody that it's a game that it's a silly little game chasing a ball around and it's beautiful.

01:18:47.531 --> 01:18:49.012
[SPEAKER_05]: I love it when stuff like that happens.

01:18:49.032 --> 01:18:51.474
[SPEAKER_07]: Now I also ran into this.

01:18:51.594 --> 01:18:52.875
[SPEAKER_07]: This is not a new clip.

01:18:52.955 --> 01:18:56.377
[SPEAKER_07]: It's an older clip and it came from MLB Europe.

01:18:56.497 --> 01:18:58.238
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't even realize that was a thing.

01:18:58.818 --> 01:19:01.800
[SPEAKER_07]: But this is an older clip and they call it super

01:19:03.761 --> 01:19:04.381
[SPEAKER_07]: watch this.

01:19:04.561 --> 01:19:08.123
[SPEAKER_07]: This is pretty remarkable and this guy has reason to be proud.

01:19:08.143 --> 01:19:09.923
[SPEAKER_03]: But that was heading for those kids.

01:19:09.963 --> 01:19:11.324
[SPEAKER_03]: The dad reached across.

01:19:11.404 --> 01:19:12.984
[SPEAKER_03]: It was going right for the kids.

01:19:13.224 --> 01:19:13.985
[SPEAKER_03]: And he saved them.

01:19:14.945 --> 01:19:17.206
[SPEAKER_03]: Unbelievable play by that fan right there.

01:19:17.586 --> 01:19:19.367
[SPEAKER_03]: It was going right for those two kids.

01:19:19.767 --> 01:19:20.867
[SPEAKER_03]: I watched the whole thing.

01:19:20.907 --> 01:19:21.567
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a hero.

01:19:22.308 --> 01:19:23.788
[SPEAKER_05]: And he has a huge beer.

01:19:24.228 --> 01:19:25.369
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's not their father.

01:19:25.949 --> 01:19:26.909
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm sorry.

01:19:26.929 --> 01:19:27.910
[SPEAKER_05]: That was terrible.

01:19:27.950 --> 01:19:29.090
[SPEAKER_05]: That was not appropriate.

01:19:29.450 --> 01:19:31.291
[SPEAKER_07]: Mike, we were talking about gambling earlier.

01:19:31.971 --> 01:19:33.631
[SPEAKER_07]: I know you're primarily a dog guy.

01:19:33.651 --> 01:19:39.413
[SPEAKER_07]: I think we're all dog guys But cats Maybe have that gambling gene.

01:19:39.713 --> 01:19:39.813
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

01:19:39.833 --> 01:19:40.653
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you think of this?

01:19:42.313 --> 01:19:49.075
[SPEAKER_05]: Cat here's a slot machine loser Cat hits it again

01:19:54.116 --> 01:20:18.989
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, big winner, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's

01:20:21.550 --> 01:20:22.050
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, man.

01:20:22.150 --> 01:20:24.972
[SPEAKER_05]: I would just get a case of cup water and sit there and watch that all weekend.

01:20:25.232 --> 01:20:27.013
[SPEAKER_07]: They have them for you for humans.

01:20:27.033 --> 01:20:30.735
[SPEAKER_07]: Josh, they're called to a lot of machines, but we're food for you to kitchen.

01:20:30.755 --> 01:20:31.876
[SPEAKER_04]: We're food will pop out.

01:20:31.896 --> 01:20:42.002
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

01:20:42.582 --> 01:20:48.064
[SPEAKER_07]: You, I would say, are a brave man, a real man, and not a coward.

01:20:48.244 --> 01:20:52.966
[SPEAKER_07]: And there is something that differentiates real men from cowards.

01:20:54.027 --> 01:20:56.028
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think this explains it well.

01:20:56.228 --> 01:20:56.848
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man, shit.

01:20:56.868 --> 01:20:57.948
[SPEAKER_02]: They're pants sometimes.

01:20:58.729 --> 01:21:01.830
[SPEAKER_02]: They are brave, manly men who will take a fart to its limit and beyond.

01:21:02.690 --> 01:21:04.071
[SPEAKER_02]: Cowards never shit themselves.

01:21:05.299 --> 01:21:08.140
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, is to see him pooping the back there?

01:21:08.200 --> 01:21:09.240
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that what we're looking at?

01:21:09.560 --> 01:21:10.140
[SPEAKER_07]: I think so.

01:21:11.081 --> 01:21:12.361
[SPEAKER_05]: I just like the guy.

01:21:12.521 --> 01:21:13.041
[SPEAKER_05]: Show it again.

01:21:13.281 --> 01:21:15.102
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, stop the music, okay.

01:21:15.442 --> 01:21:18.783
[SPEAKER_07]: I do enjoy just the very fact that The trombies.

01:21:18.803 --> 01:21:20.363
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, that's weird.

01:21:21.244 --> 01:21:22.564
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.

01:21:22.604 --> 01:21:23.764
[SPEAKER_05]: What happened to that guy?

01:21:23.865 --> 01:21:24.965
[SPEAKER_07]: That's Carol Channel.

01:21:25.725 --> 01:21:26.766
[SPEAKER_07]: That's for tomorrow.

01:21:27.527 --> 01:21:28.087
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry.

01:21:28.768 --> 01:21:30.369
[SPEAKER_07]: The staff had trouble up in the booth.

01:21:30.690 --> 01:21:32.251
[SPEAKER_07]: Can we run that other couple of men?

01:21:32.291 --> 01:21:32.772
[SPEAKER_02]: Please do.

01:21:32.792 --> 01:21:33.612
[SPEAKER_02]: Pants sometimes.

01:21:34.393 --> 01:21:37.476
[SPEAKER_02]: They are brave, manly men who will take a fart to its limit and beyond.

01:21:38.356 --> 01:21:39.718
[SPEAKER_02]: Cowards never shit themselves.

01:21:40.665 --> 01:21:47.708
[SPEAKER_07]: It's hard to tell because like all then that I have a certain agreeable build he leaves his shirt untunked Yeah, I'm sorry.

01:21:47.748 --> 01:21:50.549
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm a guy who they decided would be the face of that.

01:21:50.809 --> 01:21:51.309
[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.

01:21:51.389 --> 01:21:52.050
[SPEAKER_05]: It was perfect.

01:21:52.170 --> 01:21:52.470
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry.

01:21:52.510 --> 01:21:54.531
[SPEAKER_05]: I was concerned Uh, we got to get out of here.

01:21:54.571 --> 01:21:56.531
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you for your participation in the comments.

01:21:56.571 --> 01:21:58.352
[SPEAKER_05]: We truly, truly appreciate it.

01:21:58.712 --> 01:22:05.115
[SPEAKER_05]: We had such a good time today They were going to come back tomorrow with my heart last and we will do another show if I can

01:22:05.575 --> 01:22:06.775
[SPEAKER_07]: two p.m. tomorrow?

01:22:06.895 --> 01:22:09.476
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, because I have an event that I will tell you all about tomorrow.

01:22:09.636 --> 01:22:10.476
[SPEAKER_07]: Please tell me.

01:22:11.337 --> 01:22:12.537
[SPEAKER_05]: I become very forgetful.

01:22:12.837 --> 01:22:14.418
[SPEAKER_05]: Just will be right.

01:22:14.498 --> 01:22:16.198
[SPEAKER_05]: Draw the clock on that piece of paper.

01:22:17.218 --> 01:22:19.099
[SPEAKER_07]: Put the big hand on 12 little hand on too.

01:22:19.519 --> 01:22:20.899
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I got your 12 right here.

01:22:21.019 --> 01:22:22.440
[SPEAKER_05]: It's pointing at the 12.

01:22:22.920 --> 01:22:23.441
[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, that's it.

01:22:23.541 --> 01:22:27.664
[SPEAKER_05]: But for Josh Sorogen, Rob's P-Wack, Michael Maris, saying so long every ball day.

01:22:27.765 --> 01:22:28.585
[SPEAKER_05]: What have you taught?

01:22:28.986 --> 01:22:31.988
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for listening to another episode of a Michael Maris Show.

01:22:32.229 --> 01:22:37.814
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01:22:38.094 --> 01:22:41.217
[SPEAKER_05]: It means a lot and makes the world a better place.

01:22:41.337 --> 01:22:43.439
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01:22:44.920 --> 01:22:46.522
[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, you got the hell out of here!

01:22:46.927 --> 01:22:53.004
[SPEAKER_01]: He was an overweight alcoholic who just happened to be one of the greatest pure passers in NFL history.

01:22:53.084 --> 01:23:01.467
[SPEAKER_00]: I know her anxious who will be enjoying these last few days, but now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well spent.