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[SPEAKER_02]: The name's Faye, Sean Faye, founding member number 007.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I never listened to Still Talking with Robin Josh.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You threw me.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You threw me with the new graphic that says the rabbit hole starts here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, see, as you know, I plugged that thing into AI right at do it's thing and I didn't even get a chance to watch it because it finished right before we came on.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is becoming a habit with you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: If you listen to the last episode of our other podcast, one could cast, you actually dropped a video element that neither us, neither of us had seen it and you, you were aired at live.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's very exciting.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's a episode nine.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you very much for the support there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But really, oh, and thank you Matt Henshaw for dropping us a tense pot.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Appreciate it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome everybody to Still Talk and are we numbering the episodes?

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[SPEAKER_02]: This

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, this is number five.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I feel like we've been doing it for at least seven.

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[SPEAKER_01]: When I scheduled it, I wrote it as three because I thought we were on number three, and then I looked at the calendar and said, wait, we've been doing this a lot longer.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I was a dinner like we just started.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I was at dinner with the family last night and I said, you know Robert in the past seven days.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Josh and I have done 17 podcasts and his reply was not.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I texted you today.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is our 14th podcast together since Sunday.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And thank you for joining us.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't know about that, but we're doing our best to give you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We promised you content and content we are bringing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even think about how cool it is that certain founding listeners will have numbers that are cool.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And how do you get cooler than 007 for Sean Fey?

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's an awesome founding number.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I had to give him the bond stinger.

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[SPEAKER_01]: and you confused me with this singer.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Why?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Because I was like, why are you playing a bonsting or I forgot about the founder numbers?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you starting to show with Bond?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know, I love music.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I love elements.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And so when you send in your welcome, you're founding number intro.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll try to if there's something I can associate it with I will drop it in.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So please keep those coming in.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We've got plenty to get to but if you're one of our founding members, please send us an intro and speaking of which I think the best place to start today is thank you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Let us say thank you 150 53 63 how many times?

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[SPEAKER_01]: 100 and 770 it's something like that, but one very multiple thing is 70 something.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we should know that numbers.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We should well the problem is is people keep doing it It's a change the fact that you guys have embraced the the founding member 185 found in members

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god really?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So 185 sincere hunks of thank you going out to our founding members because when Josh launched the idea of having founding members for still talking, and I said, oh that might be good for, you know, two dozen people that will buy in before we start the show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not the kind of person that invests in something before I know what it is, but everyone is doing it and we really appreciate it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It makes what we do possible.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It makes the future of the show possible.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So thank you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we're going to leave founders opening until the end of October.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The first shows start tomorrow for founding members.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So right now if you join as a founder, this is where it gets a little confusing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If you join as a founder, you get our founders vote episodes instantly, which I believe are five episodes the moment.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Those are only four founders.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I actually thought I think it was sex when we did that because we did the one off about Wonka that launched the Wonka cast.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think that went out to everyone.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that'll be a free show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure we should be charging for that anyway.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We have learned this week that content we enjoy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We will be putting out content.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We have a video.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But here's how it works.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If you're a founder, you get founder of all episodes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's at least five in there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You will have those.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No one else will ever get those.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Only founders.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The bonus shows start tomorrow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The way the bonus shows work is in, let's say November, if we decide to open up bonus show memberships for non-founders because the founder memberships end in October.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They will still have access to the bonus shows.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But you won't get to T-shirt.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You won't get the t-shirt.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You won't get the t-shirt.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You will not get the pen.

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[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, I want you to know that in gearing them for the accrues, which is now 17 weeks away, I actually put my still talking pen on my lanyard.

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[SPEAKER_01]: that's my first preparation that and getting your passport or the two ways I'm preparing for the cruise got all I'm all set so I think you should probably keep a handful of still talking pins to distribute to people we will not these because these are going to be founder pins to say that you are a founder limited to show and the reason we are cutting off founder memberships in October is so we can then order the t-shirts order the pins and distribute them to you guys in plenty

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[SPEAKER_02]: uh... for the crews for the holidays and then that that point will open up normal memberships as you used to i know it feels like we've started this show with a hard press but this is important stuff and we want to make sure that if you are interested in getting in on the founders level you know how to do it we could promote it on a founders only episode but that's not great because that would only be going to the people that have already but the founders level

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[SPEAKER_01]: Right, and I think we've gone over this a few times, but it's because these are the questions we keep getting asked.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, so right now we've got 185 founders.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You get a number assigned to you for life.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Always get up as a founder.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Always remember.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You got a month.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You got 30 days.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hop on board.

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[SPEAKER_01]: When 30 days is your game.

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[SPEAKER_02]: 30 days.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Founders membership screws down.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now, are you familiar with the PSA or the public service and I'm, I guess, was a promo that WAVA did in the mid-80s?

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[SPEAKER_02]: They had WAVA, this is a radio station where Mike worked before I even knew him.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I listen to Mike when he worked there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I used to listen to W-A-V-A after Mike.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so W-A-V-A, their tower, their main tower, was right in the middle of Arlington.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It was, I mean, really, you could see it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It was across from a 7-Eleven.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't like the big candlestick tower that has eight different things on it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They owned their tower.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But there was a weird electronic or sort of FCC issue with it

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[SPEAKER_02]: eight points away from one oh six seven because they were one oh five not no eight points away from one oh five nine and one oh five nine was eight points away from one oh six seven there was like a weird area in DC where all the stations started to cancel each other out right and they wanted to fix this well at the time they had a program director named Fred Flanzer smokey rivers smokey rivers was his DJ name I don't guess you would go with Fred Flanzer

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[SPEAKER_02]: And he said, well, what we need to do is figure out the areas that are having trouble picking up WAA, so we can focus on that and get it repaired because if you lose an area of listenership, that's bad.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So he actually recorded a promo that said, if you're having trouble hearing WAA, please notify us.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And someone in a staff meeting brought up the fact, Smokey,

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[SPEAKER_02]: if they can't hear us, they're not going to hear the promo.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't know about that, you know, classic radio stuff, but that's the similar thing if we were to sell the Founders day show, our Founders day program on a Founders day program.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So, that's what it made me think of.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I also want to thank this is to me such a beautiful thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This I almost should save for Christmas time.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We have a listener and his name is Jeffrey.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think he's a of Polish descent like you and me Josh when you put that many continents in a name.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Jeffrey Blonays writes a note and his case case would say.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And here's what he writes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Rob.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I've been a fan from syndication days of Don and Mike, and I just re-found you and Mike this April.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I would love to share how and why.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Please let us know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'd love to hear this story.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But he says, small thanks for the good you give all of us, give us his phone number, sign Jeff PS, and this is very nice.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You and Josh will succeed.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So what small gift did he send me, what small gift did he send?

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[SPEAKER_02]: He sent me the replacement knife.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I needed to keep my cut-coast set complete now Because we talked we talked a few more to months.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I live in two months and leave he lost the knife Panic because the knife.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm guessing the knife never showed up

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I never found the knife and remember that the whole thing is that this is my OCD Spidey sense is going crazy because when all the dishes are done and I look at my knife block There's a missing slot and you know what every one of those times I look at it That's just like a kick to the teeth to me.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have to have the complete set But they're expensive and Mrs. Spiewack watches this she watches the spending and she says do not

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[SPEAKER_02]: You may not have ice cream not going by a knife and even I am even on eBay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're they're not cheap I mean bad news now and I am on her side because there are three of you in the home You don't write eight knives.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It'll be okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean and also I know blame Robert for the missing knife

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[SPEAKER_02]: Who doesn't?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I know for a fact that you think there will never be a situation that will have friends over and need a knife because you know I have one friend and you live many miles away So there's no chance I'll ever need the knife.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I've also done the the math if you each use two knives one for each hand You still have enough to cover you

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[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what we do.

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[SPEAKER_02]: If you ever seen the video for Michael Jackson's beat it, that's how we end each night.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We fight with knives in each hand.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But this is what ladies and gentlemen, thank you Jeff so much.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I literally sleep better at night knowing that my knife set is complete.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now here's what Josh is worrying about.

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[SPEAKER_02]: that I'm going to take out the knife, because Josh does not like it when I handle sharp things.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Wait too many sharp objects on your desk.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Leave that in the plastic bag.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know how I'm going to hold the plastic bag, I'm going to open the plastic bag with a razor blade.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know I hate this.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I know you do.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So hold on just open it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I got the knife out.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Look you know the red dig press the right side of the razor everything is fine Couldn't be better.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like this now that that knife can fill the hole It means that if an intruder breaks into your home at night and you reach for a knife There will always be one there

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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't want a scenario where you reach for the knife and that happened to be one where the whole was.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, you don't miss, you don't be able to grab that knife.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Those moments are precious.

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[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, this is the Codco model 1759 table knife.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Often called, it's called the color is black.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Is it?

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is the standard color and it's new.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Look at this beautiful thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Still in its little cardboard condom, it's ready to be

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, oh look at that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: How beautiful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Look at it shine.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you see how shiny that is and that's a it does have a beautiful shine Okay, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lick it I'm not gonna cut anything with it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not even gonna touch it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just gonna put I'll put the sheath back on it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but I hope Jeff I hope you know how happy this makes me twofold because now I have the knife and It was successful in driving Josh crazy

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[SPEAKER_01]: Since you've got the knife out, I have noticed it's been a while since you shaved your head.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I'm lazy, absolutely lazy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But now that you've got a knife in your hand, I don't use a knife on my face.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have a system now.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're the one that wants to be safe.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, no.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the one who wants to be beautiful.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have a system for shaving my head and sometimes I will tell you this.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I know that you're your Josh and you love being tall and skinny and your full head of hair.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You love all the things about you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I have to be careful because I don't have a full head of hair.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So, when I want to really look shiny on top, like, say, z-eyed on the popular, popular reality show.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is not the Walker cast.

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[SPEAKER_01]: These are separate entities.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_02]: If I want to have a shiny head, like, say, G Gordon Litty, uh, either talk 30 years ago or the present.

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[SPEAKER_02]: There's no in between.

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[SPEAKER_02]: There's a Mandel.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Shave.

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[SPEAKER_02]: or no shave.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I do too.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I, you know, I have to keep my head nice, but also if you are a head shaver, know this, sometimes you want to let your hair grow for a week, week and a half or so, because you get a cleaner cut by letting it grow out for a little.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do so.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have one of those, I see him at the store, one of the specialty racers designed for heads?

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[SPEAKER_01]: The bulldog?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's like a thing you rip and move around.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Of course I have that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I have also bladed my head.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have clippers that I use.

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[SPEAKER_02]: If you get what's your own head.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I mean, like, I mean, it's like, I'd be so afraid to cut myself.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I do it all that while you say I got a problem.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I've got a bump right here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's I've got a big scar that would cause problems.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I have to be very careful oftentimes when I'm shaving with a blade and I don't want to say it's like a straight razor It's like a you know a hairy's razor or I believe a gelette is the best a man can get and so that's what I use But when I do it because the bump is there invariably I put my finger on the bump and I shave around the bump because I don't want to bleed there The first time a little patch there on the bump

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm looking like some sort of weird tribe from another land with a little strand of hair.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I want to look as good as possible.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I do remember, you know, I had normal hair for many years.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And then

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[SPEAKER_02]: at the first Michael Marasho live show at the state theater I had let my hair grow shoulder length I mean like long like a hippie like a Jedi and so as one of the surprises on the show I gave Mike Clippers and he cut all my hair off I ended up donating it to locks of love

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[SPEAKER_02]: which was kind of cool and then Carrie said one of the funniest things she's ever said.

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[SPEAKER_02]: She says that is so sweet, Rob, now somewhere there is a child with cancer that has a graying, receding hairline.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks to you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But, after that, after we did the clipers, I wanted to get it clean and I was scared to death to shave my head and especially the back, the back was really scary and I don't know if this was wiser or not.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I had Julia shaved the back of my head

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was eating and going to a place.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I would have went to a place for the...

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[SPEAKER_02]: I ended up going to a place.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I did go to a place.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I did have to wait a day because the day after the live show, I was too tired to go to a place.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's wrong, but...

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, one of my...

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[SPEAKER_01]: I used to keep my head shaved like...

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[SPEAKER_01]: whatever they call it where it's just a cut really short a buzz cut like a buzz cut yes right and what I learned is once I grew my hair out yeah it hit all the grace the grace were way more noticeable when my hair was short really when I grew it out it there was enough hair that it would kind of cover up the grace

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, when we look at my beard, I've got to trim my beard because, you know, I did try coloring my beard at the advice of of Mike O'Mara because sometimes colors this beard becomes in looking like a fantastic magician from 1940.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't like to see my beard as dark as it was, but if I keep it short, it doesn't look as, you know, Walter Brennan as it does right now, Walter Brennan as a famous old actor.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I've got to do that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, the knife is a 1759 table knife and it's very shiny and I really appreciate it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Jeffrey, I don't know if you realize how happy this makes me, but it truly does.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And this will make Josh happy.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to put it back into its teeth now.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Carefully, carefully slide it back in there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: There we go.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We, we, no, no, no, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I just, you do the hospital and then go on for an hour

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[SPEAKER_02]: I love hospitals, um, okay, so I want to start with something that happened yesterday.

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[SPEAKER_02]: When we go through this wildlife that we live in, I know there are incidents when you feel stupid and there are incidents when you feel, but there are incidents when you feel brilliant.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I think the magic of a happy life is to have them offset each other.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Like I think the most brilliant is thrown around a lot.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I will say this, I felt kind of brilliant when I dropped it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, leave that out of it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's part of your brilliance.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I suppose it is.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And you can say all you all that you want.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I was very happy when, remember I dropped a ratchet wrench over the fence into my neighbors yard, and I don't like my neighbor.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I used a magnet to retrieve it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I felt smart move.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It was great move.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now this was two years ago.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I had a billion moments.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, that is your IQ because the IQ is logic.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And that is a logic test.

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[SPEAKER_01]: How do I get this out without talking to the neighbor without talking to the neighbor?

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, there were so many things against me because of our cheaply-built homes, we have like back gates to what we have approximately 36 square feet of yard behind our house, just a tiny patch.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's fenced in and then there's a gate.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have got to replace the handle on the gate because it has ceased to function.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So even though there is a swinging gate, swinging baby,

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[SPEAKER_02]: uh...

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[SPEAKER_02]: I can't open it so it was when they say it is seized chup that's the time you was when it can't open now i do have the replacement handle i've had that for a long time but i haven't put it i haven't installed it i think i can but i will but i haven't

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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyhow, the problem with the attending to the neighbor's yard was, if I were to go to a resort, I'd have to literally go through his house, because there was no way to get through the seized gate.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's why it was important.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, yesterday,

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have, and I assume, I assume everyone does.

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[SPEAKER_02]: When you, it's not, you don't have car keys anymore.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, my first car Josh was a General Motors car, and it had a square metal key for the ignition, and a round metal key for the trunk.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It had two keys.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Two mat.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not that young.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I had the same thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but then started to come, the fobs.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now are you a fob guy?

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I have a, I have one of the keys that has the fob built

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you have to use the fob to lock and unlock the doors.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You have to put the key into the ignition.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, R2 modern automobiles, which are not that modern, are the Subaru outback, which I've never flipped, I flipped a forester, but never flipped a notback.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think it has a lower center of gravity.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's not tool.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's about five years old, and then I have my 12-year-old diesel Volkswagen Passat, which by the way, to this day, love, love, it love this car.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's cool, huh?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I love it and it has a fob and when I bought it we got a pretty good deal on it because I think people were hesitant to buy diesel automobiles, especially 12-year-old diesel automobiles, but all the research I did on it, it said, this is low mileage, if it's been maintained, maintained, these diesel engines get 350 to 400,000 miles on them if you take care of them.

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[SPEAKER_02]: it has enough power.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And so I bought it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But one of the sticking points, like literally, we got down to the signing of the papers when they said, and of course, there's a $300 processing fee and all the stuff they put onto you at the end, right?

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[SPEAKER_02]: They said, and it comes with a key fob.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I said, is there a second key?

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[SPEAKER_02]: And they said, no, one key fob.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I was ready to walk on the Volkswagen dealership.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry, this was just the use car dealership.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I was ready to walk on them.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Because I knew a second key fob was between 350 and 400 dollars.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's ridiculous.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, literally like 120 of the cost of the car is the key.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I wasn't going to, I wasn't going to bust on.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't.

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[SPEAKER_02]: and it's and you know it's not because of the key it's because of some stupid vw license and things exactly and that's the other thing is that I was buying this actually from a Subaru dealership that did a little use correction on the side and they said well we can probably find you a guy that'll get you a keyfob for a reasonable fee I said okay call them up

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I hear you can't do Volkswagen Volkswagen's very tricky.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Can't do a Volkswagen keyfob for you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I said what about the guys that hang outside of Costco sometimes in the truck?

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[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like a food truck, but they sell car keys.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He said no, they don't do Volkswagen either.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I said so you want me to pay X number of dollars knowing that I am assuming a $400 debt for a keyfob.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And they said, well, you really only need one key.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I said, no, you need two because what if you lose one?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Then what happened?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, then that's on you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not good planning to only have one fob.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know if you know this.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's say you only have one key.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And you lose that key.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Right, can I lock Smith come and make a new key without the original or is it like the car's screwed?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Like did you have to abandon it like you have to just abandon the key?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think you can at least swap out the ignition like the car the car ceases because you don't have the key Yeah, like you don't have the key and it's like well, it's a nice car, but we we can't start it

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_02]: And also, it is so old, it doesn't have like the Subaru you can open with an app.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if you could drive it with the app because you need the key to drive it, but you could open it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, that's the point.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I can open my Ford with the app.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But that's not available with the Volkswagen so I and you know, and I never got to the point of thinking of my car Seized in the driveway and with my luck it would seize it would seize behind carries car Well, no, so both cars would be useless.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's even better.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not seize.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's got a great engine But no one can access the engine no one can start it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You can't do anything without the key I like the idea that it

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[SPEAKER_01]: as the chatroom says it's a two-ton paperweight.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly, it really becomes like Indiana Jones and the loss besides because no one can solve this car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I know that's not what really happens.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know there's a way to fix it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: There's got like the idea.

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[SPEAKER_02]: but still when you're dealing with a guy and by the way, my salesman was name mo so when you're dealing with a guy named mo and you don't get to that point and finally we got to a point where he said and I mean he went over to management and the tall slick skinny guy that wreaks of clone the upper guy actually came over and said

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[SPEAKER_02]: you're getting a great deal on the car.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you should assume the cost of the flop.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I said, well, maybe not because a car comes with two keys.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's just the way it is.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I got up to walk.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I literally got up and walking out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of, I keep going back and forth between your side and the car dealership side because you're sitting there, well, a car comes with two keys, not a used car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes they don't.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you've stood on the paperwork one key.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, no, they never said it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They see the one key thing was brought up in the final paper price.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, then that is your cue to be like, sorry.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go to the other dealership that has two keys.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm walking out and Mo and the Cologne guy because

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[SPEAKER_02]: Will you split the cost of the fob with us?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I say $200 then they said they'll knock $200 off the cost of the final car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's where you say will you split the cost of the car with me?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and get half price on the car?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, no, they weren't going to do that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I had been at this a while, and I knew that the car itself was a little under blue book.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They just wanted to move the car.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So after all this, when they budget on the keyfob, I said, okay.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And literally, I had to go to another dealership, the Volkswagen dealership out here in Loudon County, the big guy, and they had to cut the key there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And it was like a whole service, it wasn't just like, go pick up your key.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It was bring your other key and we need to match it and all this stuff.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All that said, you have to know that the key fob to me is a precious item.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I fought for this key fob, and the key fob by used on a daily basis, I used the new one.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You bet I do because that's the one I paid for.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's more valuable one.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The used one stays on the key record home.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm using the new one now.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is all just as they would say, exposition to tell this story.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I was going out yesterday, yesterday was trash day.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I had a handful of stuff that I needed to get from my desk and I said, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_02]: If the trash can's already out there, I'm gonna take these crumbled up papers and these empty cans of cold, delicious beverage.

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[SPEAKER_02]: and throw it away in the trash can so I don't have to worry about taking it out again.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Also, now you know, I'm trying to cut down sugars, so one of my addictions is sugar-free hard candies.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I go with two flavors, cinnamon and root beer barrels.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think you lean root beer barrels.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I lean root beer barrels, I'm not a fan of that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I just bought two pounds of root beer barrels.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And so I had a handful of root beer barrels.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I had a handful of trash.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I had the key fob because the root beer barrels had to go in the car because there's a little slot where I think most people put quarters.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but when I'm driving without root beer beer barrels.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I like to have them.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So the first thing I do is I go to the trash can and it's one of those big, they're called TOTOR.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's the brand, TOTOR.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a big guy.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And when I flip open the lid, I don't put in the trash.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't put in the cans.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't put in the rooper barrels.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But the one thing that slips out of my hand is the keyfot.

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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I see in the trash can, currently, trash balaks or well, I look bad.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I just for a moment, see the glint of the silver.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have, I mean, because I'm so jive.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I have me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: To the trash cans full.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yo, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And the only key indicator I have is a shiny chrome VW logo.

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[SPEAKER_02]: If it wasn't so jive, it might almost be classy.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And so, but trust me, I'm not trying to tell you with something it ain't.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And so I looked down and in the beautiful noon day sun, I see the glint of my key today.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I guess, oh, all I got to do is grab it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't put the trash in.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't ditch the rooper barrels.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I just go for a sloppy grab and I watch it disappear down.

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[SPEAKER_02]: All out of reach out of sight.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now you ask what was in the trash?

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's sure there are some big plastic bags that you take out of the kitchen or those out.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But my son Robert, who is a school teacher, he's very busy during the day.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He very seldom has a chance to have a proper lunch during the day.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So his habit is on his way home from school.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He goes to a family restaurant every no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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[SPEAKER_02]: on his way home.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He goes to a fast food place.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He likes his, uh, he likes his Chick-fil-A.

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[SPEAKER_02]: He likes his McDonald's.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to even go to sheets and get an MTO.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And then what he's left with is a fast food bag full of all the levens from the meal, open that he drops in the trash can open.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because

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[SPEAKER_01]: that's like a monster move.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who doesn't crumble up the top of the bag when you're in your car?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, or even if you're just going to carry it to the trash can, who doesn't fold it up and crumble it?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, this is a new generation.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They're not us.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have so many questions for Robert, just based on that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, here's the problem.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It really, when I looked down, it looked like a carnival game because when I removed the one big white plastic bag on top, I saw about 15 open bags that the keyfob could have fallen into.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so now you have to pick your bag, if that's about it, I know that's out of your way.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now know this and it's not just like 15 slots, it's like, hey, this one has an open container of ranch dressing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This one has a mostly finished barbecue.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, barbecue.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Catch up all the condiments are represented.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And as you take the big bag out, it refreshes the smell of all this trash from

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[SPEAKER_02]: really sucks so suddenly a reality show game is so yeah and find the key fob also know that i'm in the middle of my street the first thing i do is i look around to make sure there's like i've not already met someone watching me because i look like a moron oh the lady that hates you is peaking out the window

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[SPEAKER_02]: the lady hates me passed away.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you win.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do I do I really though it's anyway?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Luckily, we have two large total trash cans.

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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, it must be nice.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's great being me.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But one of them only has like one sealed bag at the bottom.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I know that the key's not in that one because I didn't drop it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I go over and I take one fast food bag out and I shake it and I listen for a jingle.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't hear anything.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I look in and look.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I start with this shit in the jingle and then I look and I see, well, there's the catchup covered napkin and there's the crumbled up Burger King rapper and everything.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, do I really want to invest in the problem of going upstairs and getting two latex gloves, you know, that I use for kitchen work.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, that just can't always wash the hands.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't do that, but I start going through it, and there's nothing in that one.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I move it into the other toter, and then I just start doing the same thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And then I've moved like four of I said, this, this is nonsense.

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[SPEAKER_02]: How can I, how can I figure out what I'm doing?

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[SPEAKER_02]: And now, what if I've missed it, and it's in the other toter?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Any, um,

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[SPEAKER_01]: any sound of like trash trucks.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, and I know the schedule.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I know the schedule that I haven't told about one PM.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's noon right now.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not, it's not high pressure.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So then I start thinking.

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[SPEAKER_02]: there is a way to do this that's smart.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So by this point, I have already put the trash that I brought out into one of the cans.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I've still got a handful of root beer barrels, so I go into the garage and I set them down.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I know this that if the fob is not near the car, the car will not unlock when you pull the handle.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I take one of the trash cans and I pull it up and I put it right by the driver's side and pull the handle and the car stays locked.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I said, aha, the fog is not in this trash can.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And so I put that trash can back pull the other trash can all the way up to buy the driver's side and I pull the handle.

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[SPEAKER_02]: and it opens, so now you know it's in that trash can, so I put that trash can back and lock it all.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm picturing it with as you dig into the trash like the movie The Burbs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: where they're digging through the neighbor's trash and it's going everywhere and they're... You are not far off!

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[SPEAKER_02]: You are not far off!

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[SPEAKER_02]: So now I've got the one total that I know does not have the key and sadly that doesn't have as much trash in it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The other one is more has more content but it has the key.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So both totaled trash cans are at the end of my driveway and of my driveway.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like ten feet away.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a short thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And so what I do is I start one and one has none.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I start picking up individual bags of fast food refuse and going up the driveway and putting it by the driver's side and pulling the handle.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Rob, you have turned this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You have-

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[SPEAKER_02]: doing the Wonkercast has been the ability to brain so much that you turned loose in a key fob into a reality show game and also know this that I know in the back of my brain there's every chance in a world that the key fob is at just at the bottom of this trash can I might have just fallen straight to the bottom but I don't want to risk it so I start counting

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[SPEAKER_02]: After seven trips with seven bags of fast food trash, the seventh bag opens the door.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I basically fist pump, and you would think the first thing I would do is go in to the bag to retrieve the fog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't do that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I sit in the car with the trash bag and make sure the car starts because I don't want to jump into the bag without a trash bag.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, trash bag is just going to stay in the car now.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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[SPEAKER_02]: So then I have to go back to the trash can and I'm full of a napkin and a catch-up packet and you know what the fog was actually in A folding burger container.

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[SPEAKER_02]: How it got in there?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did I have to wash it?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, did it have lettuce and mayonnaise on it?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I did get it out of the car, gave it a cursory wipe with a paper towel, and then carefully, with I got a, a chlorox wipe wiped it down.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But that is how I saved my Keefab without having to disassemble an entire barrel of trash.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And that's when I, the stupidity of dropping it was offset by the brilliance of finding it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You, when you lay it out like that, it sounds smart.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not fun, but, but, well, no, here's my point.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd say this was a reality show game, and we are going ahead to head.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And, and the winner is whoever can find their key first in the trash can.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and whoever finds the key, the prize is what you win.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You get to do a dance for you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you just get to keep the, it's a one episode.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a one episode reality show.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, it's the prize is right or whatever.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You get to do it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so it's a game show, and you winning 12 year old, what you want to 12 year old Volkswagen.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But he has to think.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Your math it was very smart and looks good and sounds like a good methodology.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But if I just dove into that trash can, I could probably finish in five minutes and find the key.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Did it buy a mess and I'd have to go take a shower.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But I'd also get into the car first.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Would you gotten the car first if you had to actually go into a bag, go under condiment wrappers and find a closed burger box?

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[SPEAKER_01]: The burger box is a twist.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And that's the name of the game by the way, if you know, the price is right, games have a like hole in one or blank check.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This game is called Burger Box.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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[SPEAKER_02]: The brilliance of finding the key fob by using the car to recognize it, that offset the stupidity.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And that's why I've taken roughly one third of the abroad guest day, Josh.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I told you this story.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I am totally intrigued because I want to see now ahead the head competition between which is faster.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're smart way.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You see this in case you didn't have to wash my hands.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't shower, but I did have to wash my hands up to the elbows You know, this is a brain versus bronze competition is what it is.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I suppose you dive in or do you go your smart way But it was smart Is it okay smart maybe but is it as I said is it brilliant?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Here's what I would have done.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you're dodging the question.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I am.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Here's how you could have gotten away with it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen this this whole twig and to this car.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It has a huge trunk.

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[SPEAKER_02]: massive.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You put two dead bodies in it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Or you could dump the entire contents of the trash can into the trunk.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just where it lives now.

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[SPEAKER_02]: The fog is in there all the time you can drive you're good to go.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know what that is not a bad idea except for the fact that you know as I discuss my OCD sense is going crazy with the knife.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh you you can get rid of the trunk again.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well my car is brutal.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I keep my car so clean.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Today here's a nice little offset.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think I mentioned earlier in the week because of or last week because of Kerry's birthday.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I had to get her tire pressure checked, and the front left-eye driver's front tire was low, and I had to die on it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And she said, hey, I think I know what the problem is with that tire.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I said, what?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I found a screw in it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I said, oh, well, that would cause some air to see about.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I've got to get that fixed today, but here's the only concern is that today,

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[SPEAKER_02]: two and five chance coffee will be spilled in it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Also, she has to wear dog sitting this weekend.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And that means I have to pick she has to pick up a dog after work.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And I said, oh, not a my car.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So after I get the tire fix, I've got to drive to the school and swap the cars out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You are that particular about the car you won't put a dog in your car.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I would put my daughter in your dark.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe my dog, stranger danger dog, yeah, I would put my dog in it, but it would be with misgivings.

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[SPEAKER_02]: If I had to transport the dog, I would say, carry I'm going to use your car.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now, with, by the way, you know what details, be, a carries car used to be my car.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Just so you know, right, it's the older one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, it was taken away when the other car sees.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I do want to talk about my dog because I had the dog in the car yesterday and I you're right I did put a blanket down over the seat first.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You have to you have to now.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know I think in the old or car

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have dog care arranged for when we do the cruise for the Michael Marasho?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what I'm going to do with my dogs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have, so I've used the wag service before.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What is wag?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Where they will come and walk your dog.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Dog lives at home.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They'll come, they'll pour food into a bowl.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's what the dish and they'll walk the dog and it's like you pay for each walk or something.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and do they steal things from your house?

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[SPEAKER_01]: everything.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, the cost of the cost is whatever the app charges plus whatever your valuables you have around and two keyfogs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, No, I just put a I did put a camera up to make sure they did not I think I did have I did have one net for some reason to walk down the one of the bedroom always and I weird.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I will never use that one again

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[SPEAKER_02]: uh... we have carry has pets at for people that we know good friends that when they go out of town it's more of a favorite thing but the one thing she does do is she will put a small framed picture of us somewhere in the house i i love that move that they have to find uh... but anyway it would work on wag because you're walking for strangers

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[SPEAKER_02]: I said and I would watch that show walking for strangers.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway talking about we will talk dogs but the final voyage the cruise is coming up.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No dogs on the cruise but all the listeners that you want to see when we started when we started still talking we wanted we said we want to keep the family together.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And this is going to be a definite TMOS family event because it's going to include the recording of the final episode of the micro-marish show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We'll be on the water from January 21st to the 25th.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We depart from Tampa, we hit Cosmo, and then we return to Tampa on the following Monday.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be amazing because not only, well, not so much for you Florida people, but for people up north like me.

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[SPEAKER_02]: middle of January is when you want a little warm weather and it's going to be gorgeous.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Also, those days, we are so nice to talk and ski trip so I can get out of this warm weather.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Do I can I if we do a ski do we have to ski can I just stay in the lodge and drink hot chocolate Because I was here at the best part of the trip.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I you know what I'm going to get a fake cast make What the crew is sorry to distract you.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what that's quite our beautiful weather and of course the recording of the final episode of the micro marriage show

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[SPEAKER_02]: To me, it's going to be an emotional moment, and I think for listeners is going to be a little bit emotional too, because TMO, this has been a part of many people's lives for a long time.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now, we're going to try to fill that void with still talking, but I know it's going to be different and different is scary.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But come on out, this is the way to deal with your grief.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Remember Josh, grief is patient.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And the best way to deal with grief is to come on this cruise.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You can get all the details at TMOS podcast.com or call 800-814-7100 and use group code 44435.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Make sure you tell them you are with the micro-marish show.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So you might want to explore it if you get a special deal, plus your heart.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Just let us know you're on the cruise.

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[SPEAKER_02]: because we want to make sure that you're included with all the medical and military teachers are the special deals.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I had the first responders.

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[SPEAKER_01]: First responders as well.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, we're here as club or something.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we don't mind if you book that way.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, communicate with me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we make sure there's room for you in our events and stuff.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Let us know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's very exciting.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Robert is finally making money because he's a teacher now.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And this is the first vacation he's going to take and he's actually paying for it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I was so pleased and he said, you know, if you look at it, dad, it's not that expensive.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I said, it's not.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's much cheaper than staying in a hotel for four days and besides, Josh will be there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: When you go to a hotel, there's no guarantee, Josh.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, and I'm going to be like a hawk, watch and rob her to see if he crumbles up his bags, or how he handles his food in the cafeteria.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to just be stealing knives.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to have knives from every event there.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you're dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: My dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Your dog tell us about your dog.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just it's a peculiar breed.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a boyken Spaniel right and It's a brown dog.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if they're all brown, but mine is.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know that's funny because growing up We you know we didn't have any pure bread dogs and then you know going back away before me and then what kind of It's a little brown dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's a brown dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's very nice.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a brown dog.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a really sweet dog.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is it's a laid dog

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[SPEAKER_01]: it's a lady dog.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is, uh, it really is probably the most best behaved dog I've ever had.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But she has been, she is eight years old, seven or eight years old.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Remind me your name for some reason I'm liking Bella.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And Bella has been, I think I don't know if I've shared on the show.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We're just off with you, that Bella's been six since July.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we've been.

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[SPEAKER_01]: stomach issues and everything and we've been going back and forth with the vet and going and it's been like $300 every other week to take her to the vet and then it's not a big nice thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Bell is eight seven eight.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So not that old.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Not not that old.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So then, so yesterday, it continues and yesterday, she's been on medicine in the medicine ended like two days ago and the way they do it with this medicine is sort of like going this medicine and then she'll be fine.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But then it ends up right after the medicine expires, it goes back to being sick again.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's so tough with dogs because they can't tell you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They can't.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, even like a little kid can say when something hurts, but a dog can't stop.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we know she's not feeling well.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We see the stomach issues is back.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And she's having trouble breathing yesterday.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we're like, she's worn out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's tired.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There rest.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well yesterday during the Michael Marasho, she decided, that's the time to come into my office and go on the other side of my desk and throw up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then go behind my seat and throw up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And was our content that bad yesterday?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently so.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: My apologies.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So between the regular show and the bonus show, that's what I was cleaning up.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then, so we call the vet again, and the vet says, you really got to take her to the emergency vet.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like this one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think she's going to need a blood transfusion.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, that got me like, okay, well, we're gonna do that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: One, I didn't know they did blood transfusions with dogs.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I thought they were mostly reserved for like real people and Keith Richards, of course.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Two, it made me wonder, can dogs donate blood?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like is there a, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, like a dog, a blood bank.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, is there a blood bank for dogs?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, can I take my dog to the, to the big red boss and donate blood?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know what kind of dog that would have to be as a bloodhound.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, so that's it, it's stupid.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So last night, we go ahead and we take her to the emergency vet.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like 25 minutes away, but everything where I live is 25 minutes away.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So not that big of deal, we get to the vet.

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[SPEAKER_02]: How should they do in the car?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Some dogs are good in the car, some dogs aren't, some aren't.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She does fine in the car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's used to drive rides to George and everything, but she normally likes the car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Here she was just out of it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So she was just laying down while we drove her.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so we take her into the vet.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They take her in the back to do all the tests and everything.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They come out and they say, well, her oxygen levels really low.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's having trouble breathing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we have her in oxygen tank while we do other things.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we're like, okay, great.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, not like a tank.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that would be like putting it actually in a, it's like probably like a 10, maybe.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's a, it's a hard plastic.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like a dog cage.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it looks like, it looks like, it looks like the, it looks like the IC, because later they did take me back there, but it looks, they call it the ICU.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like, like when they, when babies are premature, whatever, and they've got them in the level.

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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So they're doing all these tests and then they come out with the fun part which is when they send the nurse out to say let's go over the estimates and prices and all that and then they're like well this is just for the test we don't know what's going on we don't think it's a blood transfusion we it looks like from the first x-rays we think it's pneumonia

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[SPEAKER_02]: When they checked her oxygen, did they put like the little thing on her finger, but it's but it's for her paw, like other check people's things.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think so.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That's crazy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think so because they were like her oxygen levels at 30%.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But when we hold the, when we hold the thing up to her nose, we can get her up to, to 95% or something.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And she was having trouble breathing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you think that I'm going to have to take this dog in for the rest of its life?

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to be holding an oxygen tank up to her nose.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, just like one that rolls behind the dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Little house to the nose.

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[SPEAKER_02]: See a lot of those.

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[SPEAKER_01]: See those.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So they came, though, and they gave me this big sheet, and they're like, well, we got to do ultrasound and an x-ray.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we got to do blood tests.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we need the x-ray read by this other person.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we need to have her on oxygen for 24 to 48 hours.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Now you're a short guy, you're a guy that can see a scam.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we get approach with a lot of stuff in our business.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you think any of this stuff was being upsold or do you think this was genuine?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was trying.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was trying.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was sitting at the computer with the nurse.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We didn't over every ally and I had him and I couldn't put a hole in anything.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They were all like, remember, I've been dealing with this since July.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's tough and I'm like these are tests where like we've been wondering why this vet wasn't doing some of these tests and now they're gonna do them all in like 24 hours And you can't not do them and it's your dog.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a being.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's something that you love very much Yeah, and this like God is a brand new emergency room to open up five months ago

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[SPEAKER_01]: All the equipment looks impressive.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The doctors, the nurses, everyone in this place was impressive where I was like hey next time I get a hook in my foot I'm coming here not for the hospital.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This place looks legit.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It was good But it's not one of those like you know, I get most of my medical stuff done at the veterinary and you say no, I say a lot of money

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[SPEAKER_01]: you watch a movie and the bad guy gets a bullet in his arm and he goes to the vet because he can't be known in the hospital and it's always a dirty grungy place.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This place is pristine.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This place is nice and then most.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You can say, yeah, you can say better than a hospital, go and do it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I will say later when I got to see the oxygen tank, I did ask Kelly if we can get one of those for home just for me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It looks so nice to just get pure oxygen into your little cage.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oxygen makes you feel great.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I did it not too long ago, and it's like, yeah, bring it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's nice.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, and we were there, let's see, got there at six.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think, I think, Kelly and I left at 11.30.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, the war.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like five and a half hours.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, we, they took Bella from us as soon as we got there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We did not get to Bella had to stay overnight.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We did get to go see Bella in the low oxygen tank.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And she was, when we walked back there, like, shake, boy can shake a lot when they're excited.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Because I think it's because they chopped their tails off for hunting.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then when the tails not there, the entire body shakes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Instead, I think.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I understand.

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[SPEAKER_02]: But when you got to dog, was the tail goner?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you have to do that?

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it was already gone.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Because you had been the person, would you have kept it?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, I don't know how you would display.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_02]: That question was out of bounds.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I got the dog with the marriage.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So I got a cat with our marriage.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: but she was excited and moving around in the box and we were going to make you feel good.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and we had the little, they had the little holes where you can put your arms in there and pet her and stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And that would make her like, okay, she's only been in here for a few hours and the oxygen is helping.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So that's like that John Travolta movie where he's the boy in the bubble and you can actually reach through it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But back to the nurse that went through the bill and went through everything.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's never good, Rob.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, here's three options of credit cards and loans you can apply for long to pay for this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, and we'll give you 15 minutes to talk about it and apply on these websites and let us know what you decide.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So is this, but let me, no, don't reveal yet, but had they revealed to you the cost yet?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Or did they just, okay, so because it would be more horrifying if they said, before we tell you how much we're going to charge, you better get your finances in order.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, because they wanted us to apply for the credit card stuff to make sure that we can qualify for enough money to cover it, to the point that when I'll give you this hit, when they come back in 15 minutes, and I say, okay, we're going to go with this option, right, they

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[SPEAKER_01]: and be like, oh, good.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You qualified for this amount, which was more than what it was paid for.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So just so I'm clear.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Were they hoping that you would, let's call this ABC emergency room, okay?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Were they hoping that you would apply for and get the ABC emergency room card?

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's not their own finances.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, because that would be that would be crooked.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's no good.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I would think there's some type of kickback to make that you recommend these or whatever.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure, because that's how everyone does it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And you couldn't pay it on your Uber card.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Could you put it on your Uber debit?

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I have not Uber enough.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But they were excited to see that I did qualify for enough to cover it and I really do.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I hate doing this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I hate taking out a loan for something like this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you got to, but you have to.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You can't say no at that point.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I can't take that amount of money out of my bank account without really screwing things up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Would you rob like to guess?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Now remember,

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is for 24 to 48 hours of oxygen, right?

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is for all the tests.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This isn't for any solutions.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This isn't, this is even caring.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want Kelly to hear me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not even caring to that bell that comes home.

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[SPEAKER_02]: So really, this is the stop gap to get you to the next step.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is to do all the tests so we can figure out what's going on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I will say, we did get some two phone calls from Vets today.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The doctors there with updates.

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[SPEAKER_01]: and they now think it's they don't think it's pneumonia now they're thinking it's a blood clot to them with that and they think that's fixable it is it is fixable and it's the same procedure right now with if the oxygen is the main thing she needs

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[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The only thing I can relate to some of your issues, well, every quick, and I'll tell you, and then they call it said, they think the stomach issues is an IBS issue, which is apparently common in boycins.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We didn't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And they say that with proper medicine that can clear up right away and continue on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So that was all good news from them today.

56:12.237 --> 56:14.898
[SPEAKER_02]: Isn't it like the S when they all worked on the show the morning show?

56:14.918 --> 56:17.379
[SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't that their network, the IBS network.

56:17.859 --> 56:20.981
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, but I think you had a little IBS when you worked for CBS.

56:21.961 --> 56:22.481
[SPEAKER_02]: you laugh.

56:22.541 --> 56:23.022
[SPEAKER_02]: It's true.

56:23.322 --> 56:24.242
[SPEAKER_02]: All of us, I'm sure.

56:25.202 --> 56:31.784
[SPEAKER_02]: I've finally got off that medication, but the only thing I can relate this to is when Kerry and I can give you the exact timeline.

56:32.484 --> 56:41.807
[SPEAKER_02]: When we found out that the Kerry was pregnant with Julia, we had a cat named Molly who was, I'm not a big cat person, but Molly was a great cat.

56:42.787 --> 56:58.022
[SPEAKER_02]: and she came down with something that was cancer-related, um, I don't know the exact diagnosis, but there's not funny, um, you missed with her balance, so she walked and circles a lot.

56:59.070 --> 57:00.771
[SPEAKER_02]: Not funny.

57:01.812 --> 57:04.193
[SPEAKER_02]: Not funny.

57:04.393 --> 57:07.315
[SPEAKER_02]: I said the best way to treat it is radiation.

57:07.595 --> 57:08.916
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, well, okay.

57:09.496 --> 57:17.221
[SPEAKER_02]: And they said, now here's the deal is that because it's radiation and your wife is pregnant, your wife cannot really be around the cat.

57:17.401 --> 57:18.661
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, well, we'll do the best we can.

57:18.681 --> 57:19.362
[SPEAKER_02]: He said, oh yes.

57:20.062 --> 57:29.591
[SPEAKER_02]: And every time you clean the letter box everything needs to be double-bagged because it's going to be radioactive poop I says and that's all you at that point in exactly.

57:29.631 --> 57:30.852
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, exactly.

57:30.992 --> 57:31.592
[SPEAKER_02]: And you know what?

57:32.453 --> 57:42.882
[SPEAKER_02]: I won't totally cop to that because I did love this cat at that point, but it did ring a little bit that it was not my cat And at that point, this is 25 years ago at least

57:43.623 --> 57:47.084
[SPEAKER_02]: we're talking between three and four thousand dollars.

57:47.705 --> 57:50.866
[SPEAKER_02]: Now this was a long time ago.

57:51.466 --> 57:54.827
[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm going to take for my guess for your Spaniel.

57:55.007 --> 58:02.550
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take the lower end of this because of course, no radiation, but I'm going to guess your bill was thirty two hundred dollars.

58:03.651 --> 58:04.691
[SPEAKER_01]: That would that would be nice.

58:05.291 --> 58:05.991
[SPEAKER_01]: I would love that.

58:06.552 --> 58:07.232
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh no.

58:08.252 --> 58:09.013
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh higher.

58:15.275 --> 58:16.956
[SPEAKER_01]: $5,000 a bob.

58:16.976 --> 58:20.779
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, and I could get out of here and still have some money left over.

58:23.422 --> 58:24.342
[SPEAKER_01]: Keep going up.

58:25.163 --> 58:29.526
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, and remember, this dog came with the marriage.

58:30.467 --> 58:31.608
[SPEAKER_01]: There is no saying no.

58:31.688 --> 58:34.130
[SPEAKER_01]: And to truth is I have fallen in love with this dog too.

58:34.450 --> 58:36.292
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just that you can't say no.

58:36.412 --> 58:38.594
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, it comes a family member.

58:39.412 --> 58:42.794
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, let's, let's, I mean, it's only an hour and a half show.

58:42.854 --> 58:47.757
[SPEAKER_02]: So let's say, uh, let's, I'm not going to go by smaller income, it's $8,000.

58:47.777 --> 58:53.080
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, you finally went over the, okay, we'll say, $7,600.

58:53.520 --> 58:57.143
[SPEAKER_01]: The estimate is $6,500 to $7,000.

58:57.183 --> 59:01.965
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, wow, wow, wow.

59:02.606 --> 59:05.648
[SPEAKER_01]: So I only money, 100 new founded members to help out.

59:06.693 --> 59:08.174
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's where we're going with this story.

59:08.234 --> 59:09.674
[SPEAKER_01]: This is called out to the founders.

59:09.734 --> 59:11.455
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I went out with a loan.

59:12.035 --> 59:13.896
[SPEAKER_01]: And I will be paying this thing all forever.

59:15.276 --> 59:16.737
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you at least get a good rate on it?

59:19.278 --> 59:20.258
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know.

59:20.278 --> 59:22.619
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we want to those things, yeah.

59:22.639 --> 59:23.199
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably not.

59:23.519 --> 59:29.241
[SPEAKER_01]: I wish one of those things where I was like, remember when Congress said, hey, it'd be a good idea if we capped credit cards at 10%.

59:29.622 --> 59:30.562
[SPEAKER_01]: Why aren't we doing that?

59:32.055 --> 59:36.456
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow Josh, I am so sorry and I can you know what though?

59:36.976 --> 59:44.399
[SPEAKER_02]: I would say with inflation and the way I was financially 25 years ago and now I'd say they're almost comparable.

59:44.419 --> 59:46.279
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to diminish what you're doing.

59:46.319 --> 59:47.539
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying it's a girl.

59:47.840 --> 59:51.821
[SPEAKER_01]: I can relate There was a little little bright spot on it.

59:52.281 --> 59:59.643
[SPEAKER_01]: What's that when I signed up it did say zero APR and zero financing fees if you pay in six months

01:00:00.386 --> 01:00:15.077
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know what, you know, if I just make a mortgage payment, carry loves to her creative financing at that point, no matter the fact that dog or cat or any live is on the line, she'd say, well, for zero percent for six months.

01:00:15.578 --> 01:00:18.120
[SPEAKER_02]: Why don't we transfer our other visa over to this credit card?

01:00:19.841 --> 01:00:20.422
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, really.

01:00:20.882 --> 01:00:21.843
[SPEAKER_02]: Can they offer miles?

01:00:22.023 --> 01:00:23.364
[SPEAKER_02]: That's always another thing, carry.

01:00:23.504 --> 01:00:24.365
[SPEAKER_02]: Do they offer miles?

01:00:25.327 --> 01:00:33.329
[SPEAKER_01]: This was a company, Rob, this company, I think it's only for dogs or cats or like this vet bills or whatever.

01:00:33.909 --> 01:00:36.130
[SPEAKER_01]: It is called cherry by Nansen.

01:00:36.750 --> 01:00:37.190
[SPEAKER_01]: Cherry?

01:00:37.570 --> 01:00:37.950
[SPEAKER_01]: Cherry.

01:00:38.370 --> 01:00:39.071
[SPEAKER_01]: Like the fruit.

01:00:39.431 --> 01:00:40.051
[SPEAKER_02]: Like the fruit.

01:00:40.171 --> 01:00:41.151
[SPEAKER_02]: It's delicious fruit.

01:00:41.551 --> 01:00:41.811
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

01:00:41.971 --> 01:00:42.271
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

01:00:42.831 --> 01:00:43.312
[SPEAKER_02]: And you know what?

01:00:45.473 --> 01:00:50.577
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was thinking if you went to a casino and got cherry, cherry, cherry, you might be able to offset it a little bit.

01:00:50.798 --> 01:00:51.378
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

01:00:51.879 --> 01:00:52.199
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.

01:00:52.759 --> 01:00:52.920
[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.

01:00:53.180 --> 01:00:59.345
[SPEAKER_02]: So I wish nothing but the best for Bella, but I think really the sad thing here is not the life and death of a pet.

01:00:59.525 --> 01:01:02.428
[SPEAKER_02]: It's that that kind of money that you shouldn't have to.

01:01:02.488 --> 01:01:04.670
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's the situation apply for credit.

01:01:05.271 --> 01:01:21.718
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly, it's I don't know honestly the number hasn't even it hasn't even fully hit me as much as it is What hit me is why is our medical system and that care so expensive and so messed up and why is

01:01:23.098 --> 01:01:26.799
[SPEAKER_01]: us as a country so messed up that we push people towards credit.

01:01:27.759 --> 01:01:28.699
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're forced to.

01:01:28.939 --> 01:01:29.479
[SPEAKER_02]: You're forced to.

01:01:29.499 --> 01:01:30.299
[SPEAKER_02]: I tell you this.

01:01:30.899 --> 01:01:36.840
[SPEAKER_02]: The veterinarians love that the medical system is so screwed up because they can hide behind that.

01:01:37.361 --> 01:01:50.283
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I mean, because from what you're telling me, the veterinarian system is as similar to what, although, well, and then they do hide behind it because they're like, this, this is the same type of sonogram we would give a human.

01:01:51.562 --> 01:01:53.883
[SPEAKER_01]: So they do, it's like they have to pay the same rates.

01:01:54.263 --> 01:02:00.286
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you have you ever been approached or did they approach you that night with pet insurance, medical pet insurance?

01:02:00.506 --> 01:02:00.906
[SPEAKER_01]: I asked.

01:02:01.226 --> 01:02:01.766
[SPEAKER_01]: I did ask.

01:02:02.087 --> 01:02:02.947
[SPEAKER_01]: They said it's too late.

01:02:03.577 --> 01:02:04.938
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they always do that.

01:02:05.058 --> 01:02:11.563
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they always do, but they, but you know, that's when they go, but for next time, and sure, you know, we'll never happen again.

01:02:11.583 --> 01:02:16.946
[SPEAKER_02]: Next time, better, better memorize my license plate because you're going to see it as I pull out.

01:02:17.287 --> 01:02:18.587
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen my health insurance?

01:02:18.607 --> 01:02:19.948
[SPEAKER_01]: That doesn't do any good either.

01:02:19.968 --> 01:02:21.910
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you're going to need health insurance.

01:02:21.930 --> 01:02:23.911
[SPEAKER_02]: You're going to have a heart attack every time you write that check.

01:02:25.032 --> 01:02:29.655
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I hope that you get out, and I hate to bring this up.

01:02:31.076 --> 01:02:32.217
[SPEAKER_02]: This is not the end of it.

01:02:33.456 --> 01:02:37.340
[SPEAKER_02]: This is just the beginning because there's going to be more money charged to you.

01:02:37.460 --> 01:02:40.362
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not like what you say this is going to take care of.

01:02:40.382 --> 01:02:48.310
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, we're going to say and now that it's IBS, you need this $500 medicine every three weeks or something.

01:02:48.470 --> 01:02:48.970
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.

01:02:48.990 --> 01:02:49.731
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't bail.

01:02:49.771 --> 01:02:50.672
[SPEAKER_01]: You're invested.

01:02:50.932 --> 01:02:51.733
[SPEAKER_02]: You're invested.

01:02:52.033 --> 01:02:52.894
[SPEAKER_02]: You're invested.

01:02:54.055 --> 01:02:55.156
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you can't.

01:02:55.757 --> 01:02:56.477
[SPEAKER_02]: Poor Josh.

01:02:57.258 --> 01:02:58.079
[SPEAKER_02]: Poor everybody.

01:02:59.503 --> 01:03:02.249
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm very sorry if you do not have a pet don't get one

01:03:07.115 --> 01:03:16.879
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know, Linus, my my smaller dog not the big stupid one Sebastian Linus will be 14 in December.

01:03:17.359 --> 01:03:18.099
[SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty cool.

01:03:18.179 --> 01:03:20.220
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's that's pretty old for a dog.

01:03:20.760 --> 01:03:23.781
[SPEAKER_01]: And that means one day it's going to hit your kids really hard.

01:03:24.722 --> 01:03:29.343
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I mean, we got Linus when they were like 8 and 10.

01:03:29.464 --> 01:03:32.265
[SPEAKER_02]: He's been here the whole time and he has been.

01:03:33.585 --> 01:03:35.828
[SPEAKER_02]: most of his life and absolute joy.

01:03:36.809 --> 01:03:37.830
[SPEAKER_02]: He is a low maintenance.

01:03:37.850 --> 01:03:39.352
[SPEAKER_02]: He's been a pretty low-cost dog.

01:03:39.372 --> 01:03:41.915
[SPEAKER_02]: We had a cancer scare that never came to pass.

01:03:43.256 --> 01:03:47.061
[SPEAKER_02]: But outside of regular maintenance and oil changes, he's been good.

01:03:47.682 --> 01:03:51.726
[SPEAKER_02]: He's about a 50-pound collie-beagle everything makes.

01:03:51.746 --> 01:03:52.387
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a brown dog.

01:03:54.369 --> 01:04:11.950
[SPEAKER_02]: by ground off he's not he's not as big 50's not that big I think 50's sort of the transition between the ball and 50's what palace palace of 50 okay so he's having trouble now that he's older that he doesn't hear

01:04:13.335 --> 01:04:28.300
[SPEAKER_02]: almost at all to a point that like if he sees us come into the driveway he'll go to the front door even though we're coming into the garage and you can hear all the noise downstairs he doesn't know that we're coming in downstairs he's deaf.

01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:30.020
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think his vision

01:04:37.004 --> 01:04:53.290
[SPEAKER_02]: here's the thing because he has gotten so sensitive about his lack of hearing and I think is diminished vision we really can't mess with him anymore we can't like we couldn't do stuff with his ears you can pet him home but if you start to eat to scare now

01:04:54.530 --> 01:04:56.712
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, sneak up on him, you'll work here, you come in.

01:04:57.252 --> 01:05:08.541
[SPEAKER_02]: But so if he gets surprised, he will occasionally like snap and you know, it's horrible because he's a lovely dog, but you don't want to see him acting out of character.

01:05:09.061 --> 01:05:14.405
[SPEAKER_02]: So when we, his nails are long, like, not for ought to long right now, his claws.

01:05:15.226 --> 01:05:20.770
[SPEAKER_02]: And we took him to the vet, bandfield, which is a so rare athlete.

01:05:24.213 --> 01:05:25.414
[SPEAKER_02]: And by the way, do you have an opinion?

01:05:25.534 --> 01:05:28.878
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it pet smart or is it pets?

01:05:29.698 --> 01:05:30.059
[SPEAKER_02]: Mard.

01:05:30.859 --> 01:05:33.142
[SPEAKER_01]: I go with it's pets.

01:05:33.822 --> 01:05:39.528
[SPEAKER_01]: Mard because they're trying to outsmart you when all they care about is your money so you have to lean on the

01:05:40.157 --> 01:05:43.520
[SPEAKER_02]: I understand, I understand, I think it's the other way, but that's neither here nor there.

01:05:44.140 --> 01:05:52.206
[SPEAKER_02]: So we bring him in and we're not supposed to, but we give him a die as a pen before he goes in, so he's sleepy dust.

01:05:52.526 --> 01:05:52.666
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

01:05:52.706 --> 01:06:05.396
[SPEAKER_02]: And a die-co. And that would be more like an Elvis thing, but we do give him his meds, and I take him, and I check in with the lady that doesn't care at the main desk and pets, Mart.

01:06:05.876 --> 01:06:28.589
[SPEAKER_02]: and she says oh this is this is a grooming issue you need to go down the hall so I go down to the hall and go through the door and you open the door to the grooming issue the grooming place and I'm not a guy that's allergic to dogs per se but I do sneeze and react to stuff and I go in and literally dog hair is hanging in the air.

01:06:30.010 --> 01:06:41.241
[SPEAKER_02]: like an old haunted house where the dust is right in the sun being there's dog hair floating everywhere and the lady comes to me and says do you have an appointment?

01:06:41.701 --> 01:06:42.962
[SPEAKER_02]: I said yeah this is Linus.

01:06:43.883 --> 01:06:50.850
[SPEAKER_02]: Linus and my thought immediately goes to Martha Kelly now you didn't watch you for you right?

01:06:51.501 --> 01:06:54.722
[SPEAKER_01]: I did not watch you for you, but you did what I tried.

01:06:54.742 --> 01:06:59.103
[SPEAKER_01]: I have so I can I watch about four episodes of your for you.

01:06:59.483 --> 01:07:00.783
[SPEAKER_02]: It is so unpleasant.

01:07:01.023 --> 01:07:02.264
[SPEAKER_01]: People talk about it so much.

01:07:02.384 --> 01:07:03.264
[SPEAKER_01]: I keep trying.

01:07:03.284 --> 01:07:05.764
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I keep trying and I can't do it.

01:07:06.305 --> 01:07:07.885
[SPEAKER_01]: I had the same issue with breaking bad.

01:07:08.225 --> 01:07:08.845
[SPEAKER_01]: Me too.

01:07:09.205 --> 01:07:13.146
[SPEAKER_01]: And once I got past the first two episodes, it became one of my favorite shows of all time.

01:07:13.486 --> 01:07:16.107
[SPEAKER_01]: But when I show and I can't get into you for you.

01:07:16.407 --> 01:07:21.129
[SPEAKER_02]: When a show launches that is that unpleasant from the word go, it's tough to get your toes away.

01:07:21.229 --> 01:07:32.295
[SPEAKER_02]: But this Martha Kelly, she plays a, like a drug king pin before you, but she also was one of the assistants in the law office in Coyote versus Acme.

01:07:32.315 --> 01:07:33.315
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe wrecking.

01:07:33.715 --> 01:07:33.895
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

01:07:33.935 --> 01:07:34.135
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

01:07:34.476 --> 01:07:36.076
[SPEAKER_01]: I have Coyote versus Acme.

01:07:36.416 --> 01:07:36.877
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

01:07:36.917 --> 01:07:37.437
[SPEAKER_01]: You got me there.

01:07:37.757 --> 01:08:05.567
[SPEAKER_02]: okay so also she was very good in the show baskets uh... with uh... like another second you would like baskets baskets is fun jackalphanaccus is a uh... he is a he wants to be a proper french clown and his mom is played by loui Anderson anyway not only did this lady look like martha kelly she kind of talked like martha kelly so before i tell this story i want to give you an example of martha kelly on uforia to know the voice of the lady i'm dealing with

01:08:05.667 --> 01:08:07.728
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't really have like 10 grand right now.

01:08:08.169 --> 01:08:10.210
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't only need 10 grand silly.

01:08:10.230 --> 01:08:11.130
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't.

01:08:11.731 --> 01:08:11.991
[SPEAKER_00]: No.

01:08:12.011 --> 01:08:13.232
[SPEAKER_00]: You did $46 months ago.

01:08:13.252 --> 01:08:16.514
[SPEAKER_00]: And now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months.

01:08:16.674 --> 01:08:18.415
[SPEAKER_00]: Means that you actually only $43,887,000.

01:08:18.495 --> 01:08:20.556
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you know that more to Kelly also works at that pet ER?

01:08:33.676 --> 01:08:35.017
[SPEAKER_01]: What's that accent?

01:08:35.057 --> 01:08:36.598
[SPEAKER_01]: What's that lazy accent?

01:08:36.919 --> 01:08:42.263
[SPEAKER_02]: I have no idea, but you occasionally get it from people that talk like this.

01:08:42.963 --> 01:08:46.186
[SPEAKER_02]: And so I said, this is Linus, he's here to get his nails done.

01:08:47.007 --> 01:08:52.471
[SPEAKER_02]: And so we do the awkward swap of the leash where, and she pulls him back.

01:08:53.012 --> 01:08:58.496
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's already done the thing where his dog locks his... Oh yeah, we're saying that it was right.

01:08:58.556 --> 01:08:59.657
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to go in that room.

01:08:59.977 --> 01:09:02.558
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I say, well, this isn't going to happen.

01:09:02.718 --> 01:09:09.800
[SPEAKER_02]: So even though I have surrendered line as, and she says, you can go and pick him up later, we'll call you when he's done.

01:09:09.820 --> 01:09:17.402
[SPEAKER_02]: And I just wait because, and I count one, two, by the time I get to 12, she's back out.

01:09:18.172 --> 01:09:22.353
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, he's not going in the kennel and we try to do a problem.

01:09:22.713 --> 01:09:29.295
[SPEAKER_02]: I know exactly, but she is so absolutely like, well, this is your deal, dude.

01:09:29.455 --> 01:09:30.116
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing it.

01:09:30.436 --> 01:09:31.816
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

01:09:31.836 --> 01:09:34.417
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you expect you to get Linus in the kennel?

01:09:34.697 --> 01:09:37.478
[SPEAKER_02]: No, she expects me to take Linus and leave.

01:09:38.198 --> 01:09:39.598
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like, I don't want your business.

01:09:39.878 --> 01:09:40.479
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

01:09:40.679 --> 01:09:43.419
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a vet or a vet tech you want to work with.

01:09:43.580 --> 01:09:44.620
[SPEAKER_01]: One that doesn't care.

01:09:46.728 --> 01:09:51.152
[SPEAKER_01]: those that's that's the bandfield way to go.

01:09:51.832 --> 01:10:02.061
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, she said we can't set you up with a guy that comes to your house or that you can get a general anesthetic for for getting it done.

01:10:02.081 --> 01:10:05.544
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, well, what's what if we don't cut his nails?

01:10:05.964 --> 01:10:06.405
[SPEAKER_02]: And she says,

01:10:07.145 --> 01:10:11.891
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they're gonna get really long, I guess it.

01:10:12.132 --> 01:10:13.914
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they're already really long, aren't they?

01:10:14.234 --> 01:10:20.683
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it might be hard, you know, if you walk them a lot, they kind of wear down, if you walk them, I'm pavement.

01:10:20.963 --> 01:10:21.965
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, okay.

01:10:22.485 --> 01:10:42.790
[SPEAKER_02]: but so much not caring and then at this point this is when I realize I'm talking to the lady from euphoria and I'm lost in her voice so I really am not even hearing what she's saying but uh so that's the fun of dealing with uh with the senior dog and when we're wondering what we're going to do with Linus when we go on the cruise I was thinking

01:10:44.511 --> 01:10:45.332
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it going to be an issue?

01:10:45.732 --> 01:10:46.752
[SPEAKER_02]: We got 16 weeks.

01:10:46.812 --> 01:10:47.233
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll see.

01:10:47.413 --> 01:10:49.674
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe there won't be a line as to deal with who knows.

01:10:49.714 --> 01:10:50.655
[SPEAKER_02]: He's getting old.

01:10:50.995 --> 01:10:52.016
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope not.

01:10:52.176 --> 01:10:53.316
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want you to have to deal with it.

01:10:53.336 --> 01:10:55.658
[SPEAKER_02]: If you ever had to put a dog down, it's tough.

01:10:55.998 --> 01:10:57.059
[SPEAKER_02]: It's really bad.

01:10:57.079 --> 01:10:59.340
[SPEAKER_01]: I have not had to.

01:11:00.961 --> 01:11:02.042
[SPEAKER_01]: We've given dogs away.

01:11:03.002 --> 01:11:07.365
[SPEAKER_01]: If you remember, when my kids were the young, we got a little dog.

01:11:07.705 --> 01:11:07.905
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

01:11:08.285 --> 01:11:10.327
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was away on a business trip.

01:11:11.226 --> 01:11:23.169
[SPEAKER_01]: And when I get, when the plane lands, I get a call in a bunch of texts and I look and it's, and it is because it is, the dogs in pain, what do we do panic in?

01:11:23.269 --> 01:11:26.869
[SPEAKER_01]: And so I call back and find out what the decision was already made.

01:11:27.110 --> 01:11:28.910
[SPEAKER_01]: It had gone to the hospital.

01:11:28.970 --> 01:11:29.950
[SPEAKER_01]: They did not put it down.

01:11:30.150 --> 01:11:31.410
[SPEAKER_01]: They just took off its leg.

01:11:33.091 --> 01:11:35.851
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, because we had a little dog.

01:11:36.672 --> 01:11:38.012
[SPEAKER_01]: And one of the neighborhood kids.

01:11:38.943 --> 01:11:44.947
[SPEAKER_01]: was right in his scooter around and jumped off of his scooter and landed on the dog.

01:11:45.627 --> 01:11:46.508
[SPEAKER_01]: Just a little dog.

01:11:46.828 --> 01:11:48.989
[SPEAKER_01]: Just a little dog, little dog.

01:11:49.670 --> 01:11:58.175
[SPEAKER_01]: And then because that dog was a sweet dog until it lost its leg and it then blamed all kids.

01:11:58.636 --> 01:11:58.996
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

01:12:10.480 --> 01:12:11.641
[SPEAKER_01]: The back left leg.

01:12:12.181 --> 01:12:13.822
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you don't want to lose a back leg.

01:12:14.142 --> 01:12:17.003
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, that's really good.

01:12:17.103 --> 01:12:18.904
[SPEAKER_01]: And again, you probably didn't know wheelchair.

01:12:19.264 --> 01:12:20.205
[SPEAKER_02]: You probably didn't keep it

01:12:21.404 --> 01:12:23.785
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, we did the leg now.

01:12:24.345 --> 01:12:25.645
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's going to meant for leg.

01:12:25.746 --> 01:12:26.546
[SPEAKER_02]: I got the dog.

01:12:26.606 --> 01:12:27.706
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, no, for leg.

01:12:27.806 --> 01:12:31.688
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I haven't seen my keychain, but I got it.

01:12:32.928 --> 01:12:33.228
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.

01:12:33.988 --> 01:12:37.490
[SPEAKER_01]: No, this all got, I got lucky being away on the business trip.

01:12:37.530 --> 01:12:38.730
[SPEAKER_01]: So I had to deal with this at all.

01:12:39.070 --> 01:12:44.212
[SPEAKER_01]: I had to deal with the grumpy dog and then find a new owner for the dog that did not have children.

01:12:44.601 --> 01:12:49.204
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what's great is if you know geometry, you know that three points define a plane.

01:12:49.804 --> 01:12:54.687
[SPEAKER_02]: So, although it's sad that the dog was missing a leg, there's no chance he would ever be wobbly.

01:12:55.607 --> 01:13:08.455
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

01:13:09.575 --> 01:13:11.276
[SPEAKER_02]: I wish I had one right now.

01:13:12.057 --> 01:13:16.059
[SPEAKER_02]: The out of office gummies are quite simply the best.

01:13:16.399 --> 01:13:24.484
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think something that they mentioned, but they don't emphasize, and I think you'll agree with me on this, they are so consistent in their delivery.

01:13:24.865 --> 01:13:26.886
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I like them better than anyone else.

01:13:27.186 --> 01:13:45.141
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, if you go out and if you, you know, you spark up a J, as the kids say, they still say that, uh, you don't know how much THC you're getting from joint to joint, but if you take a six-millimeter him soul gummy, you know you're getting six milligrams and it is perfect.

01:13:45.161 --> 01:13:47.003
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like counting your drinks at the end of a day.

01:13:47.023 --> 01:13:53.168
[SPEAKER_02]: And I know how to do that because I was a good alcoholic, but there you know exactly, you know exactly when it's going to hit you.

01:13:53.568 --> 01:13:54.809
[SPEAKER_02]: precisely.

01:13:55.729 --> 01:13:58.410
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to need this in 90 minutes.

01:13:58.610 --> 01:14:01.692
[SPEAKER_01]: I know this is going to take me about 75 minutes and it'll kick in.

01:14:01.952 --> 01:14:02.352
[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect.

01:14:02.712 --> 01:14:09.115
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you don't have to just do the out of office stuff with bite, which by the way, they have every number available.

01:14:09.135 --> 01:14:10.655
[SPEAKER_02]: I think they go from 1.5 to 15s.

01:14:10.675 --> 01:14:11.116
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

01:14:11.296 --> 01:14:13.937
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're always just eat the whole case.

01:14:15.037 --> 01:14:35.445
[SPEAKER_02]: What I do you want to hear than 15 if people care do not go higher than 15, please What I like to do is perfect for me is half of a 15 seven five is great besides I think the 15s Tasting like cherry are the best, but they also have their they have a 10 You're a 10 well, I mean 10 is like look out

01:14:36.225 --> 01:14:43.712
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'm just talking, I do a single five when I'm to go like driving or, you know, doing a medical procedure.

01:14:43.752 --> 01:14:45.773
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if I'm hanging out with other people to six.

01:14:45.793 --> 01:14:46.234
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

01:14:46.254 --> 01:14:46.474
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

01:14:46.554 --> 01:14:50.518
[SPEAKER_01]: But if I'm putting on a movie or if I'm going to the movies, it's a ten all the time.

01:14:50.538 --> 01:14:50.718
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

01:14:50.738 --> 01:14:51.218
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?

01:14:51.338 --> 01:14:52.119
[SPEAKER_02]: I will give you this.

01:14:52.219 --> 01:14:55.362
[SPEAKER_02]: A ten makes the three stages very, very, very funny.

01:14:55.822 --> 01:14:58.444
[SPEAKER_01]: There is nothing like you'll never know what's in a mark.

01:14:59.064 --> 01:15:05.788
[SPEAKER_01]: They can attend rate before I start driving there and get in the big tub of popcorn and let Nick kick in Wait when the trailer start.

01:15:06.168 --> 01:15:06.549
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

01:15:07.109 --> 01:15:15.034
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's my favorite thing in the world right now people should know that if you have trouble eating snack foods So gummies will definitely help you out.

01:15:15.294 --> 01:15:16.755
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01:15:17.575 --> 01:15:40.195
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01:15:40.675 --> 01:15:44.177
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01:15:44.197 --> 01:15:46.318
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01:15:46.738 --> 01:15:48.699
[SPEAKER_02]: Seoul is my favorite by far.

01:15:48.719 --> 01:15:54.521
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01:16:08.534 --> 01:16:12.057
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01:16:12.457 --> 01:16:20.124
[SPEAKER_02]: Because of the fact that the laws are about to change, I think they're making it easy for you to stock up because when the laws change,

01:16:21.025 --> 01:16:23.746
[SPEAKER_02]: you will be able to have as many as you want.

01:16:23.926 --> 01:16:25.247
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01:16:25.727 --> 01:16:29.569
[SPEAKER_02]: So if you want to stock up, now's the time to do it, get so done.

01:16:29.669 --> 01:16:30.289
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're great.

01:16:30.470 --> 01:16:34.692
[SPEAKER_02]: And also they have been really supportive of our program.

01:16:35.532 --> 01:16:40.214
[SPEAKER_02]: I love the fact that they're a long running client and I wish them all the best because they are fantastic.

01:16:40.314 --> 01:16:41.555
[SPEAKER_02]: So do that, do that.

01:16:42.715 --> 01:16:44.456
[SPEAKER_02]: One last thing I wanted to talk about today.

01:16:44.476 --> 01:16:45.136
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

01:16:46.357 --> 01:16:52.867
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry about your dog, but I want to add on a higher note, I got an email and this is the picture on it.

01:16:53.608 --> 01:16:56.032
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know what possibly the email is about?

01:16:57.381 --> 01:17:22.727
[SPEAKER_01]: it's a hat it's a hat with a question mark so i imagine you might think the joker or i'm sorry the ridler right away it was kind of a bolder style hat yeah but generic yes yes generic question mark i don't i didn't think see i thought the question mark was more like they're unveiling a new hat or they've got a new hat for you this is not that the question mark is only the physical hat it's not on the physical hat

01:17:23.107 --> 01:17:47.496
[SPEAKER_02]: Your guess was very strong because what happens is I'm on the mailing list for the village hat shop because you know, I like my hats and Especially since I've lost some weight hats are easier to find that fit And so what they do is they have me on some sort of mailing list and what they are selling now at the village hat shop Which by the way is very good if you I've bought several hats from them and also they're return policy if you get the wrong side.

01:17:47.516 --> 01:17:47.856
[SPEAKER_02]: They're great.

01:17:47.896 --> 01:17:48.977
[SPEAKER_02]: Does not it which village

01:17:49.717 --> 01:17:51.739
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, salon a village.

01:17:51.979 --> 01:17:54.041
[SPEAKER_02]: That's an old old church reference.

01:17:54.261 --> 01:18:02.007
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, so now what they are selling is the village hatch up mystery hat.

01:18:04.469 --> 01:18:05.910
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they mystery hat.

01:18:07.792 --> 01:18:09.633
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm so I get it.

01:18:09.713 --> 01:18:11.275
[SPEAKER_01]: I am so tempted by this.

01:18:12.133 --> 01:18:18.455
[SPEAKER_01]: I want this is what this was my idea for the micro-marish show and people turned on me because they thought I was a cash grab.

01:18:18.935 --> 01:18:22.176
[SPEAKER_01]: They thought it was just a cash grab where I didn't think you would see it as a cash grab.

01:18:22.396 --> 01:18:34.939
[SPEAKER_01]: I like the idea of a mystery show shirt a month where you don't advertise what you get and suddenly you get one and it has nice beaver on it and we've never talked about it and you just get it in the mail.

01:18:35.299 --> 01:18:35.959
[SPEAKER_01]: Did I say it?

01:18:36.019 --> 01:18:36.939
[SPEAKER_02]: Did I say it?

01:18:36.999 --> 01:18:38.220
[SPEAKER_02]: Did I say it was against that?

01:18:38.240 --> 01:18:39.000
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how I don't know.

01:18:40.240 --> 01:18:43.161
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, there were some listeners that were pushing back on it.

01:18:43.201 --> 01:18:44.642
[SPEAKER_01]: So we bailed on it.

01:18:45.102 --> 01:18:51.865
[SPEAKER_02]: So what you do is with this hat company, you send them a check for 74.95 shipping and food.

01:18:51.885 --> 01:18:52.665
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you don't.

01:18:52.926 --> 01:18:54.106
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't make credit card.

01:18:54.166 --> 01:18:54.686
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay.

01:18:54.706 --> 01:18:56.147
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't actually mail them a check.

01:18:56.427 --> 01:18:59.468
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you pay them $75 essentially.

01:18:59.488 --> 01:18:59.688
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

01:19:00.129 --> 01:19:01.449
[SPEAKER_02]: And you send your hat size.

01:19:01.569 --> 01:19:03.450
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have a, do you know your proper hat size?

01:19:03.470 --> 01:19:05.491
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you do go buy like large or extra large?

01:19:05.645 --> 01:19:07.065
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I get the flex fits.

01:19:07.586 --> 01:19:07.866
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

01:19:08.666 --> 01:19:09.366
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a seven.

01:19:09.486 --> 01:19:11.807
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a seven and three quarters for those.

01:19:11.847 --> 01:19:12.327
[SPEAKER_02]: No matter.

01:19:13.047 --> 01:19:14.188
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's easier for you.

01:19:14.248 --> 01:19:16.708
[SPEAKER_01]: For me, it changes based on the length of my hair.

01:19:17.189 --> 01:19:19.029
[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes I got to grab the one that's a little bigger.

01:19:19.409 --> 01:19:20.530
[SPEAKER_01]: And the height of your hair.

01:19:20.850 --> 01:19:21.650
[SPEAKER_02]: The height of your hair.

01:19:23.151 --> 01:19:29.252
[SPEAKER_02]: And what they will do is they will send you a mystery hat, valued at least at $150.

01:19:31.379 --> 01:19:55.001
[SPEAKER_02]: now this when you get to the hundred and fifty dollar region of hats what's that cowboy hats can be that really nice fedora's can look like that um... i've never bought a hat that expensive but i'm thinking i have paid nearly seventy dollars for a hat i think i may go for this this might be fun the mystery hat and think of the unboxers

01:19:56.948 --> 01:19:57.548
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fun.

01:19:57.728 --> 01:19:59.489
[SPEAKER_01]: It sounds pricey for a gamble.

01:19:59.789 --> 01:20:02.330
[SPEAKER_01]: Is there any, can you were kind of had if you don't like it?

01:20:03.390 --> 01:20:04.010
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see.

01:20:04.030 --> 01:20:06.391
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, is this like a Columbia house type thing?

01:20:06.831 --> 01:20:12.573
[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't say anything about Ritesis Looking for a new hat, but can't decide on a style.

01:20:12.993 --> 01:20:18.635
[SPEAKER_02]: We have the perfect hat for you Leave the style up to destiny and now it sounds like walk-out.

01:20:18.715 --> 01:20:19.295
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, doesn't it?

01:20:19.755 --> 01:20:23.639
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you leave the style up to destiny and simply choose your size?

01:20:23.719 --> 01:20:30.644
[SPEAKER_02]: We do the rest guarantee to be valued at or above 150 dollars one hundred male or female.

01:20:31.885 --> 01:20:40.332
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's I think it's going to be a male hat because I think they mostly do male But wouldn't I look great in a big floppy brimmed like Kentucky.

01:20:40.432 --> 01:20:43.815
[SPEAKER_01]: That was my question like a nice Kentucky Derby hat

01:20:43.955 --> 01:20:46.316
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to say, send me something with flowers on it.

01:20:46.836 --> 01:20:50.398
[SPEAKER_02]: It says it is a classic, brimmed hat style.

01:20:50.918 --> 01:20:52.819
[SPEAKER_02]: They can be yours for 74.95.

01:20:52.859 --> 01:20:56.381
[SPEAKER_02]: So I think by saying that it would be a Derby a top hat of Fedora.

01:20:56.821 --> 01:20:59.242
[SPEAKER_02]: If you want to get really specific, Josh, you can Google this.

01:20:59.322 --> 01:21:00.222
[SPEAKER_02]: It might be a trailby.

01:21:00.703 --> 01:21:05.685
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, if it weren't for the vet bill yesterday, I'd buy a hundred of them.

01:21:06.345 --> 01:21:07.946
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you could buy a dog hat.

01:21:08.326 --> 01:21:10.547
[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, the mystery hat has one review.

01:21:10.767 --> 01:21:12.128
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a five star review.

01:21:13.413 --> 01:21:14.524
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how great is that.

01:21:14.706 --> 01:21:15.090
[SPEAKER_02]: Was that?

01:21:15.538 --> 01:21:16.699
[SPEAKER_02]: Any comments on the review?

01:21:17.179 --> 01:21:20.622
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, no, but they can give a four-interest free installment payments.

01:21:20.662 --> 01:21:21.523
[SPEAKER_02]: You can use Clarna.

01:21:21.883 --> 01:21:23.784
[SPEAKER_02]: So Clarna for a subscription.

01:21:24.465 --> 01:21:28.568
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe just maybe you can get yourself a mystery act.

01:21:28.948 --> 01:21:32.431
[SPEAKER_02]: See what we've done today is we have showed people being stupid.

01:21:32.871 --> 01:21:34.432
[SPEAKER_02]: We have showed people being brilliant.

01:21:34.832 --> 01:21:39.756
[SPEAKER_02]: We have showed people opposing the flawed medical system in the world of dogs.

01:21:40.417 --> 01:21:42.338
[SPEAKER_02]: And we found you a deal on a mystery act.

01:21:42.978 --> 01:21:44.440
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd say this is a pretty good show.

01:21:45.242 --> 01:21:46.442
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think the hats the winner.

01:21:47.163 --> 01:21:47.763
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what you need?

01:21:47.783 --> 01:21:50.083
[SPEAKER_01]: A dunce hat for going through that trash can.

01:21:51.724 --> 01:21:53.284
[SPEAKER_02]: I dunce doesn't have a brim.

01:21:53.344 --> 01:21:53.885
[SPEAKER_02]: Come on in.

01:21:53.945 --> 01:21:57.126
[SPEAKER_02]: And you know, if I bought a pointed hat, you know it would be a wizard's hat.

01:21:57.146 --> 01:21:58.526
[SPEAKER_02]: I want, and not like that.

01:21:58.826 --> 01:21:59.806
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not the brawler.

01:22:00.347 --> 01:22:02.527
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm glad you finished that sentence with a wizard hat.

01:22:02.887 --> 01:22:05.048
[SPEAKER_01]: Not, you know what type of pointed hat I'd get.

01:22:05.168 --> 01:22:06.148
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:22:06.168 --> 01:22:07.369
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't approve of that at all.

01:22:07.989 --> 01:22:10.470
[SPEAKER_02]: But, you know, I want one with stars and moons on it.

01:22:10.710 --> 01:22:11.810
[SPEAKER_01]: Big purple hat, yeah.

01:22:12.310 --> 01:22:21.586
[SPEAKER_02]: uh... haven't changed our shot though can be very tall uh... and i do mean like a magical wizard not like the washington wizards my favorite favorite sporting team

01:22:24.584 --> 01:22:26.005
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think they do license merchandise.

01:22:26.025 --> 01:22:27.586
[SPEAKER_01]: Now let's get away from pointy hats.

01:22:27.986 --> 01:22:28.927
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, very good.

01:22:29.528 --> 01:22:31.669
[SPEAKER_02]: And we'll get back to our pointed commentary.

01:22:32.029 --> 01:22:33.751
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you again, Jeffrey, for my knife.

01:22:33.871 --> 01:22:35.932
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01:22:36.312 --> 01:22:37.673
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[SPEAKER_01]: We have we've got years of catching up to do to the Michael mayor show so we got to get some numbers up.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And if you're there anyway, click on walkupidecast.com.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think you might enjoy it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Walk up.

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[SPEAKER_02]: And Big Walka news coming up in the bonus show tomorrow.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Be sure to check it out.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Folks, thank you very much.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you Josh.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you Rob.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is Josh and Robin.

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[SPEAKER_02]: We are still talking.