Mike is hosting another summer sleepover, monitoring the Red Sox like NORAD, and discovering that Meta glasses may be the only thing standing between a teenager and a neighborhood Karen. The gang wonders whether manners, compromise, chores, and kids without social media can ever make a comeback (please hold while civilization reboots). Then the TMOS news department breaks a huge Tom Hardy story from April 2025... which is both old and possibly imaginary. Robb introduces us to the mysterious Heisler beer-verse, Josh keeps the sports facts straight, and Mike recalls a childhood camping adventure that left a very specific deposit near the stairs. Plus: cranky comedy, Scott Shannon wisdom, and Dean Martin plugging Charlie’s Angels—because on today’s show, even the nostalgia is old news.