Mike's morning begins with an open charging flap and ends with him presenting a year-old Orioles miracle to Josh like it just happened—nothing says “current events” like highlights aging in real time. As Michael juggles golf, baseball, broadcasting, and school, Dad is learning the sacred teenage-parenting art of dropping the kid off and backing slowly away. Robb introduces Bavaria's mighty finger-wrestling circuit, where lederhosen, leather loops, and dislocated knuckles turn “pull my finger” in...

Mike’s algorithm slithers into South Africa, where a fearless snake wrangler grabs a black mamba by the business end and guarantees nobody on the show will sleep for three days. Proud-dad mode kicks in as Michael makes his varsity football play-by-play debut, complete with a lesson from Sam Huff’s trusty two-minute egg timer. Robb then joins Josh in the gig economy, accidentally gives away an Uber ride for free, battles invisible “Start UberX” buttons, and learns that some passengers treat colog...

"I'd like to talk with you sometime, sir, and tell you about my idea for harnessing the life force. It'll make atomic power look like the horse and buggy. I'm already developing my faculty for seeing millions of miles. And Senator: can you imagine being able to smell a flower - on the planet Mars?" Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mike is still foggy from Saturday’s auction, where margaritas, a second helping, and Scooby-Doo turned the after-party into a memory-free success. Josh mourns as the Orioles send Adley Rutschman to the Red Sox, while Mike enjoys Boston’s sudden ability to buy happiness. Mike visits Linda on the road to recovery, reviews the hospital ambiance and medical scrubs, and reminds everyone that a widow-maker blockage can hide behind feeling perfectly fine. Robb raids Grocery Outlet for mystery batteries...

Auction Week Wednesday is here, and Mike’s prized watches, circus ringmaster hat, and the legendary seatbelt extender are ready to find new homes—assuming anyone meets the reserve. Mike shares a scary but hopeful update about Linda’s upcoming heart surgery and reminds everyone that feeling fine is no substitute for getting checked. Then National Lasagna Day starts a ricotta fight, dehydration explains decades of irritability, and the gang learns why second-screening has turned America into a nat...

"I often wish I were deaf and wore a hearing aid. With a simple flick of a switch, I could shut out the greedy murmur of little men." Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince and use my code quince.com/tmos for a great deal: https://www.quince.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mike’s day has too many moving parts: Carla calls mid-show, I-75 goes completely feral, and an innocent sleepover somehow becomes a dawn patrol to Walmart. Soul founder and former boxer Mike Lee joins the gang to explain what a looming federal hemp ban could mean for consumers—and Mike naturally steers responsible regulation toward bar. The boys unveil a TMOS auction and America meets Jimothy, Seattle’s brave little raccoon who looks like Gollum lost a bar fight. A debate over dubbed Netflix mov...

Mike is hosting another summer sleepover, monitoring the Red Sox like NORAD, and discovering that Meta glasses may be the only thing standing between a teenager and a neighborhood Karen. The gang wonders whether manners, compromise, chores, and kids without social media can ever make a comeback (please hold while civilization reboots). Then the TMOS news department breaks a huge Tom Hardy story from April 2025... which is both old and possibly imaginary. Robb introduces us to the mysterious Heis...

In this TMOS Extra, Robb talks to author Aaron Perlut about his new book The Death of Compromise. It's a non-partisan discussion about how we arrived at the current trend of vilifying opponents and seeking power instead of striving for the common good. Is it too late to fix this... or do we still have the power to influence our present trajectory? This is Aaron's second TMOS appearance and he also discusses his band, Atomic Junction, and why compromise is important in the arts as well as in poli...

Robb gets fooled by A.I... How can this be? Mike has a few words about The Homerun Derby and they ain't great. We all send our well-wishes to "Lil Mixxa" (?). Can you guess the iconic car? Plus, always remember, sometimes TEMU drops the ball. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy