July 24, 2026
TMOS Classic: July 24, 2026
Key Takeaways
- The Mike O'Meara Show reflects on the historical impact and cultural significance of the Woodstock music festival on its anniversary.
- The hosts discuss a fascinating study where a computer generated a potential hit Christmas song by analyzing the 200 most popular tracks of all time.
- Audio clips from past presidential speeches and classic pop culture moments are examined with the show's signature irreverent humor.
- The episode highlights the early days of iconic musical acts like Santana before they achieved mainstream superstardom.
"I often wish I were deaf and wore a hearing aid. With a simple flick of a switch, I could shut out the greedy murmur of little men."
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is the focus of this episode of The Mike O'Meara Show?
This classic episode dives into nostalgic music history, focusing heavily on the anniversary of Woodstock, classic audio clips, and pop culture commentary.
How did computers play a role in music discussion on the show?
The hosts discussed a scientific experiment where a computer analyzed the top 200 Christmas songs of all time to compose an algorithm-based holiday hit.
What early musical act is discussed in relation to Woodstock?
The hosts talk about Santana and how the band was virtually unknown on the East Coast before their breakthrough performance at Woodstock.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The higher you get the game, and then the analogy lobby is quiet with what we will start to show.
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[SPEAKER_11]: T-M-O-S, classic.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Friday, flashback.
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[SPEAKER_20]: Now, all join hands and make the ring and circle the left with a pretty little thing.
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[SPEAKER_20]: Break that ring with a corner swing.
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[SPEAKER_20]: Now, element left with your left hand back to your partner, right in left hand.
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[SPEAKER_20]: Take your gal and promenade, promenade home.
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[SPEAKER_05]: While we've had a lot of Saturday night parties here on the finder host, but this is the best one we've ever had.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And it's sure nice to have all the neighbors here too.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Say, I never heard slim dunk in the boys' plan, but it's...
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[SPEAKER_20]: Hey, boy, you want to try a little sanction yourself at Louini?
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[SPEAKER_20]: Something's a fast death burn dancer and a whole lot of territory.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You mean she wasn't the best dead burn dancer?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Right now, Doc Burns is treating her for a broken toe.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Huh?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Aw, that's going out of music, Josh.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you're just a natural inspiration, Os.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, while you and the others catch their breath from all that dancing, why don't we have a song?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like, uh, sol would not be, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And we cartelize to take the verses and everybody else join in on the car.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We're going home on the rhythm, hold on now.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We haven't sung together in a long time.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We might remember the verses.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And I don't know what you worry about that part.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Horses and Adam, and I am in practice, and you just try to sing along the rhythm.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you're practicing.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Are you ready, boys?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Ready, fine?
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[SPEAKER_15]: We're going to start the music, slavery.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Leave them drums alone.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, surely, I could just have a little touch.
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[SPEAKER_15]: You, so much as breathe heavy on them, and I'm out of the strike.
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[SPEAKER_15]: I'm just being rather arbitrary.
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[SPEAKER_15]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_15]: I think we're on a smoke screen of boys who are clichés.
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[SPEAKER_15]: I don't go messing about with your earphones.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Do I spoil sport?
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[SPEAKER_19]: Well, he's very fussy about his drums.
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[SPEAKER_19]: You know, the loom margin is legend.
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[SPEAKER_19]: What's up?
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[SPEAKER_19]: Are we soaking again?
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[SPEAKER_19]: I'll show him.
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[SPEAKER_11]: We're going to do our level best to limp to the end of the decade.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm worried Mike.
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[SPEAKER_11]: The decade.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm worried about the decade together like 10 years.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I feel honestly like I feel like we got a good seven more years with us seven week 15 total if I don't don't.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So seven like him in the night like.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's legit.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And by the way, I'm not going to quit.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's just going to be I might, you know, I mean, be sitting there and going.
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[SPEAKER_11]: All right, my next guest is
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I don't think it'll take you out.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I think there will be an occasional phoneer.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_11]: From the hospital.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I'll try you doing, buddy.
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[SPEAKER_11]: All right, go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_11]: This is just stupid little stuff.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It'll be back.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It'll be back.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It'll be best of materials.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I get a man to the hospital.
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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, getting the call set up for him and laying the ground.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Rosa, he's good today.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No Charlie today.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Look at the joy pony.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Look at the joy they're experiencing right now at my expense.
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[SPEAKER_11]: So McCott.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you know, Mike, maybe if you have a stroke, you'll end up sounding like our president did yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What is the deal?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I never had an audio idea about that.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Wait till you hear this.
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[SPEAKER_10]: This is really strange.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He did about 11 minutes talking about Israel and Jerusalem and recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But after about 11 minutes, his body almost, it wasn't going with him.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So listen to the way he closed his speech yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So today, let us re-dedicate ourselves to a path of mutual understanding and respect.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let us rethink older assumptions and open our hearts and minds to possible and possibilities.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And finally, I asked the leaders of the region, political and religious, Israeli and Palestine, and Jewish, and stuff right now.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's done right now.
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[SPEAKER_11]: He is, is he 72 or 73?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you, 72.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Listen, the schedule for a man in his 70s.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, think about the actual line.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He said they'd grind his health as the best.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He's the healthiest.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I know strongest.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I know, you know, we might have to throw that into a little freight.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's rare.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it is because we're audio guys.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm searching here if there's anything.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He's exhausted as something going on.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, but the thing is is that he was OK for about the first 10.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Listen to way he finishes the speech.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It's almost scary.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Join us.
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[SPEAKER_03]: in the noble quest for lasting peace.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God bless you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God bless Israel.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God bless the Palestinians and God bless the United States.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And that last part, if you want to hear it again, God bless.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That's what everybody did.
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[SPEAKER_10]: United.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So I tell you how I feel.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Can I tell you really how I feel?
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[SPEAKER_11]: This is the power of the office and being an American and the way you feel.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I, with everything that's gone down, I'm going to piss people off.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I know I am.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's why I'm going to go.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's still the president.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And I still feel like, you know, oh my God, is he all right?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's not weird as much as I am anti-Trump as much as I hate the things that this guy is done.
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[SPEAKER_11]: You hear that and it's the President of the United States and it's like, it's weird.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's a weird feeling.
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[SPEAKER_11]: You get that does not sound healthy.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That does not sound that sounds like a guy.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It doesn't sound straight about a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's scary.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, or his dentures like he's in a little more good.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, it's a good thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I think, and I believe this, I saw the spin on it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I saw the spin on his plate and all that.
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[SPEAKER_11]: No, I don't think so.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I think it was something more, but we'll have to wait and see.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't play it with the president in the vault, but I also don't want to do this Hillary thing that, remember when they did the other side, did the Hillary was blown or a double, and it was her falling into the lens.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you know, I don't want to get into that world either, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I know I know here's something a little bit to bring up Hillary again Okay, here's a little happier next Sean a scientist named Dr. Joe Bennett took out a computer program and fed in the 200 most popular Christmas songs of all time Okay, and had the computer right
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[SPEAKER_10]: what is going to be the best Christmas song of all time and here's the amazing thing.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What the computer spit out.
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[SPEAKER_10]: The computer is not a person, obviously.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It is just perfect software combining all this stuff.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It sounds like a Mariah Carey record, okay?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Not to be fair, they had an actual band and artist record what the computer wrote.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What did they do again?
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[SPEAKER_10]: They fed in 200 of the most popular Christmas songs of all time and had the computer make an amalgam of all of their qualities and write a song to be the ultimate Christmas song of all time.
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[SPEAKER_10]: The computer wrote the song.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yep, it is.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How unbelievable is that?
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[SPEAKER_10]: We're being useless.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Is this a new era?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, we have the computer like right hits.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I think they're processing us go to talk about actual together putting the whole equation.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's a new world.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But pretty you know what?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I wanted to hate it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It's not bad.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It really does.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's a Christmas record.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Frightening that a computer like knows what to write to make a hit.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's folly.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's Here we go.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Here's it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then the scientists had got less United fish.
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[SPEAKER_10]: All right, bad news.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But a happy ending, Mike, for Dearfield, New Hampshire.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Zippy, the elf has been stolen.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Jesus, but Zippy the Elf is back.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank God that as of this morning, but last night I'll find a shelf That's what it is.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It's a life-size Elf on a shelf.
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[SPEAKER_10]: They've dressed a mannequin and they hide him around the city And someone stole Zippy and you know what the fire department is sad, but this little kid is also sad
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[SPEAKER_14]: I feel kind of sad, presumably.
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[SPEAKER_14]: He's our town elf, and it's like an ice-buy game to find him everywhere.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I think that person may be the storm, maybe because he didn't have any friends.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That's sweet.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if you're gonna get zippy and it's gonna help that you don't have any friends That's zippy the outfit and not like the fraternity brother.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I had that we called zippy the pinhead.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no, he was different I have tape of him by the way.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I do God.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Here he is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're not in touch
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[SPEAKER_10]: Let us close with this Ryan Reynolds did a promotional film for Deadpool.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He's headed down to the Brazil Comic Con.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Have you ever been to the Brazilian Comic Con?
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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I am.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No, there's not a hair there.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And the thing about it that's so great is they have a tattoo color.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, go ahead, don't say anything.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead, go down there.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And there's a tattoo booth at the Deadpool site there at Brazilian Comic Con.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And so Ryan Reynolds did as he put on Twitter yesterday a picture of his mom that he photos shopped a facial tattoo honor to promote this tattoo booth.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But even better, he released this video in character.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Here's Deadpool inviting you to come down to Brazil.
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[SPEAKER_10]: We close with Ryan Reynolds.
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[SPEAKER_07]: To show my dedication to the legions of Brazilian Deadpool fans, I've spent up to 20 minutes on Google Translate, as well as countless hours watching Telenovelas, to teach me everything about your official language.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's right, but I see you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: This sexy red stand-ext out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Learn to speak Portuguese.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Alright, hopefully I get the accent right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Here goes.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Because my body cannot be forever.
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[SPEAKER_12]: He's lip-sicking, right?
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[SPEAKER_12]: He's like a human being.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And if you're in a room with Brazil, you'll see that you're in pain.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What's the most important thing?
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[SPEAKER_12]: But I was in a room with a beautiful, television cell phone.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Space is limited so best hurry come in a little closer to your device that you're listening All right jam those headphones in your ears just a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Let me ask you something What's the matter?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Are you sad?
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[SPEAKER_11]: You're down.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Are you want to happy are you?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Madeline Kali are you bluish?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Funny you don't look bluish Anyway
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[SPEAKER_11]: Forget to troubles and just get happy.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, disclaimer, the least isn't in it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: There's been closed for years.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't know that.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I thought it might be a thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Johnny Holiday used to perform.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Of course, I believe he might have played Professor Harold Hill.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Very, very exciting.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, he loved the theater.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Let's open up the audio vault for tonight and Rob Spuag get to it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And don't miss Maureen Bunyan in the mouse trap.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's the least isn't in it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Thanks for the other way.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can you name this sound, Mike?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I love this sound.
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[SPEAKER_18]: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
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[SPEAKER_10]: That is a seal.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That is a seal crawling on a glacier in his natural habitat, but it sounds so human I actually put the video on our Facebook page and I invite you to look at it because whoever posted it Subtitled it and it's the funniest thing I've seen all week So you see the seal struggling and it says like guioc on front of it on the screen That's something like kiss trauma rose.
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[SPEAKER_16]: No, it's very different Before he was a singer
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[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, we've been talking a lot about Woodstock this week and I'm still finding fascinating stuff.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Now you know, you couldn't ever sell between 400 and 500,000 tickets to a music festival, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Because what happened is, and about the first day, they ripped the fences down and people just showed up.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Here's the announcement from the stage.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know that I had ever heard this played on our show before, so I wanted to share it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, this is a great part.
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[SPEAKER_11]: This is where they tell everybody that the promoters are screwed.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's exactly.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's a moment.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's really nice and cool.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a pretty concert from now on.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That doesn't mean that anything goes with that means is we're going to put the music up here for free.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What it means is that the people are packing this thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We'll put it up the money for it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to take a bit of a blast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's no right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's screwed.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to get hurt.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But what it means is that these people haven't learned yet.
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[SPEAKER_11]: that you're well fair is a hell of a lot more important and a music is than a dollar pretty cool you know it I go back and look at this and it really makes you feel positive about the people of that era yeah yeah where they doing a lot of drugs yes they were where they all hi yes they probably were but there was a that culture which was made by the merch yeah
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[SPEAKER_11]: There was a lot of smartness going on.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, they were just kind of cool and you know when I have almost half a million people are just chill It's a spectacular what a moment in our in our history.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I wish I'd been ten years older I would have gone and I consider myself fairly knowledgeable when it comes to pop music But I did not know this because it's sometimes hard to put stuff in a timeline perspective right when would stock happen 50 years ago this very day
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[SPEAKER_10]: Santana had not recorded yet.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He was unknown outside.
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[SPEAKER_10]: The band was unknown outside of their immediate circle.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He was on earth.
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[SPEAKER_11]: He still's in Nash the same thing, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I believe so.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And the fact I don't think they had recorded yet that I know was their first live performance.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, they were very, very early in their career, but Santana was unheard of on the entire East coast.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So when his keyboard and lead singer Greg Raleigh,
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[SPEAKER_10]: And I will actually talk more about him during the bonus show this week.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So check it out.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And this is my favorite song when they're playing Soul Sacrifice, which is amazing.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No one had ever heard them play before.
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[SPEAKER_10]: We got one more tune for it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It's called Soul Sacrifice.
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[SPEAKER_10]: They were put on the bill as a favor to the promoter.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my goodness.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And what do you think about San Tana?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes!
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[SPEAKER_11]: And their sound and just... That was their thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That was their sound.
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[SPEAKER_11]: They created it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's just fascinating when you go back and look at that.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And really what's happening.
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[SPEAKER_16]: The next year in 1970, that's when Santana came out with Oyekamova, and Crosby stills a Nash.
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[SPEAKER_16]: They got big with Ohio that year.
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[SPEAKER_16]: That's the turning point.
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[SPEAKER_16]: It's like the launching pad.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, the springboard, right?
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[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[SPEAKER_11]: And Carlos watching him and I said, I want to share with you and it translated, uh, really, I almost pooped myself.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I laughed so hard and it was the moment, uh, years later on Saturday Night Live, where John Blue, she walked out as Joe Cocker was performing and did his Joe Cocker.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Imagine.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It really was a staple of his repertoire.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's what God answered.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That's what God him on the
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[SPEAKER_10]: show I believe.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I think it is and it is still.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It is and the funny, it's not just when he's doing the impression it's when Cocker starts to sing and you just see, but she walked back stage.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Almost still in character.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, God.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Absolutely.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That was just a wonderful time.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I learned a style to get about that.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I always think of this friend of our family's name Smoke was over and Joe Cocker was performing on television and he walked through the living room and he said, ah, some bitch looks afflicted.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And everybody said it, that's the thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And if you, like, I hate to take and trip down memory lane, but I have to tell you that everybody, all of us kids were watching Joe Cocker back in the day and saying everybody to a man said, he's really sounds great.
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[SPEAKER_11]: What the?
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[SPEAKER_11]: F is wrong and then to have joke John Bolushi come out and and just in cabs do it Yeah, do what everybody was thinking was was a moment it was one of it I urge you go You know, by the way, it's it's hard to find out YouTube so Google it instead and you'll get a better clip Yeah, and if you're YouTube it because that YouTube gives you like a little blurb and you click edit
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[SPEAKER_11]: NBC it's NBC's on all the property see.
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[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Let's close with this.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm still loving light out with David Spade two great jokes from last night and including Mike this week If you're not watching it you missed a great walk on from John Lovitz, which was literally a walk on He just walked on wave and got on me.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It was great on me.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, we're here's two good jokes from Spade
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[SPEAKER_17]: Is the in the tell of teamed up to make Star Wars Barbie dolls?
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[SPEAKER_17]: This is the closest guys who like Star Wars will come to holding girls who look like Barbie.
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[SPEAKER_17]: New iPhone accessory will help you take selfies with your cat.
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[SPEAKER_17]: It's called divorce and it retails for half your money.
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[SPEAKER_08]: T.M.O.S.
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[SPEAKER_08]: classic.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Hey everyone here comes the cake happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Paul happy birthday to you
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[SPEAKER_09]: Just don't know what to say, I'm overwhelmed.
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[SPEAKER_09]: This is what all the secrecy was about.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We've been planning it for weeks, fine?
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[SPEAKER_15]: Took a little bit of doing too, fine.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I appreciate it, eh?
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[SPEAKER_09]: But why this particular day?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Because it's your birthday.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, Adam, we all know my birth records were lost.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm never known my birth date.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we do now.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like a lot of letter writing, but we finally trace the daughter of your old family minister who had recorded it also.
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[SPEAKER_09]: That's it's wonderful.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Real thoughtful of you, fellas.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm always missed having a regular birthday.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, how old am I?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you'd be surprised, Bob.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I was having a song and on our path.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute, I have something I'd like to say.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, maybe I can say it best in this song.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Hello.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, sir.
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[SPEAKER_04]: My name is Jen.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I am calling you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm solar department.
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[SPEAKER_04]: How are you?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm good.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to record this call, okay?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, there is a lot of my chart for your home, qualifies for the latest incentive on server panels.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I believe you are the homeowner.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I am I own this house and many others.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and sir, I believe you are living in Kigels and the house, not a condo home, got a mobile home.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's not a mobile home, it's a mansion.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, we have providing some free of cost information that how can reduce your electricity bill up to 70 percent.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How much does this information cost?
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[SPEAKER_04]: So we have providing some free of cost information that Google reduce your electric speed up to 70%.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So the information is free of cost information?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, there is free of cost information.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How much does it cost?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, there is no cost.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I believe we are living single family house, not a condominium home, not a mobile home.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I live in a mansion.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I told you this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and are you still paying more than $100 on your electric bill?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you know how much my electric bill was last month?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and are you receiving any response from your electric company?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Hold it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Don't you want to know how much my electric bill was?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, I believe you are still paying more than $100 on your electric bill.
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[SPEAKER_10]: My electric bill last month was $260,000.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay sir, we have a broad three of Boston information that how can reduce your electric thing.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I think one of the reasons that my electric bill was so high is I heat my home with hair dryers.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We are, we are providing, we are helping some those on earth who pay high electric bill.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Where are you calling from?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Where are you?
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[SPEAKER_04]: The home solar department.
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[SPEAKER_10]: The home solar department?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes sir.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, does Billy still work there?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, I'd rather you apart from my senior supervisor than you talk to you.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I would love that.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What country are you in?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, I'd rather you apart from my senior supervisor.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can't wait, what's your supervisor's name?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I marked that this is Francisco's name and supervisor from SolarUSA.
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[SPEAKER_05]: How are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm good.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How are you?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I was just speaking to that other gentleman.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Does Billy still work there?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He's working here.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's fantastic.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Tell Billy I said hi.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can I speak to him?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm Mr.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Provider.
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[SPEAKER_10]: You're the supervisor.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What's your name?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Francis Newman.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How Francis has it going, man?
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[SPEAKER_10]: uh... today we are just helping you to save your electric build up to few to sixty percent fantastic i have a question what's the name hey hey hey hey hey frances pump your brakes i have a question what's the name of your company again it's a solar u.s.a solar u.s.a are you actually located in the united states of america yes where are you right now i'm in charge of me on me me on me yes very nice good weather down there huh
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[SPEAKER_10]: and good-looking women, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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[SPEAKER_05]: last thing that you pay more than $100 to your electric bill.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Wait, that guy that I spoke to before, I was trying to tell him.
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[SPEAKER_10]: My electric bill is extraordinarily high.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you know how much I paid last month?
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: My skin gets... Francis.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Listen Frank.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Last month, March of 2016, I paid $260,000 for my electric bill.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I've got a couple refrigerators.
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[SPEAKER_10]: There was six executions at my house last month because I have an electric chair and I have an electric stove and also I need to tell jokes in my line of work.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So I have an electric weenie.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Do you get her?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I mean, 260k seems high and I'd like to reduce it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So what's your plan?
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[SPEAKER_10]: What's your plan?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Listen, we can sing together, but we can't talk together.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So let's take turns.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What's your plan for me?
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[SPEAKER_05]: The plan is that we are our specialists calling back and throw out your old information and if you're sort of kind of on your rooftop, you know where we're going to get into your electric those.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm nervous because if the sun goes out, then what happens?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, obviously, but just because of the sense that our counters can work for your house.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What about nighttime?
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[SPEAKER_05]: In the nighttime there is no sun, that's why you're sort of, sort of, counter don't charge.
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[SPEAKER_05]: If they have charge units, it can help you to save your money at the nighttime as well.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think the solar panels will charge as much as my wife at a department store?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Ha!
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[SPEAKER_10]: Am I right, Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Not in the department, but we are not doing so a panel on the department.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, I know.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I was talking about like a, I was talking about like a credit card.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It was a joke.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you like to have a good time Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not asking talking about your credit card.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't need your credit card number.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I don't, I wasn't going to offer it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm just curious.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You have a good credit card.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's more than 680, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, my credit score is 679.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's perfect.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's more than 650, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, did you say 650?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, my credit score is 649.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And take a minute to bring that in here.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Excuse me.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I believe he just called me a f***ing asshole.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Fantastic.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And what if the sun goes out?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona Show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael MaribonaShow.com.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Mike O'Marrow, Radio Entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The higher you get the game, and then the analogy lobby is quiet with what we will start to show.
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[SPEAKER_11]: T-M-O-S, classic.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Friday, flashback.
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[SPEAKER_20]: Now, all join hands and make the ring and circle the left with a pretty little thing.
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[SPEAKER_20]: Break that ring with a corner swing.
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[SPEAKER_20]: Now, element left with your left hand back to your partner, right in left hand.
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[SPEAKER_20]: Take your gal and promenade, promenade home.
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[SPEAKER_05]: While we've had a lot of Saturday night parties here on the finder host, but this is the best one we've ever had.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And it's sure nice to have all the neighbors here too.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Say, I never heard slim dunk in the boys' plan, but it's...
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[SPEAKER_20]: Hey, boy, you want to try a little sanction yourself at Louini?
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[SPEAKER_20]: Something's a fast death burn dancer and a whole lot of territory.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You mean she wasn't the best dead burn dancer?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Right now, Doc Burns is treating her for a broken toe.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Huh?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Aw, that's going out of music, Josh.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you're just a natural inspiration, Os.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, while you and the others catch their breath from all that dancing, why don't we have a song?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like, uh, sol would not be, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And we cartelize to take the verses and everybody else join in on the car.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We're going home on the rhythm, hold on now.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We haven't sung together in a long time.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We might remember the verses.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And I don't know what you worry about that part.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Horses and Adam, and I am in practice, and you just try to sing along the rhythm.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you're practicing.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Are you ready, boys?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Ready, fine?
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[SPEAKER_15]: We're going to start the music, slavery.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Leave them drums alone.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, surely, I could just have a little touch.
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[SPEAKER_15]: You, so much as breathe heavy on them, and I'm out of the strike.
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[SPEAKER_15]: I'm just being rather arbitrary.
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[SPEAKER_15]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_15]: I think we're on a smoke screen of boys who are clichés.
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[SPEAKER_15]: I don't go messing about with your earphones.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Do I spoil sport?
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[SPEAKER_19]: Well, he's very fussy about his drums.
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[SPEAKER_19]: You know, the loom margin is legend.
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[SPEAKER_19]: What's up?
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[SPEAKER_19]: Are we soaking again?
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[SPEAKER_19]: I'll show him.
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[SPEAKER_11]: We're going to do our level best to limp to the end of the decade.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm worried Mike.
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[SPEAKER_11]: The decade.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm worried about the decade together like 10 years.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I feel honestly like I feel like we got a good seven more years with us seven week 15 total if I don't don't.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So seven like him in the night like.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's legit.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And by the way, I'm not going to quit.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's just going to be I might, you know, I mean, be sitting there and going.
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[SPEAKER_11]: All right, my next guest is
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I don't think it'll take you out.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I think there will be an occasional phoneer.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_11]: From the hospital.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I'll try you doing, buddy.
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[SPEAKER_11]: All right, go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_11]: This is just stupid little stuff.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It'll be back.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It'll be back.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It'll be best of materials.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I get a man to the hospital.
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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, getting the call set up for him and laying the ground.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Rosa, he's good today.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No Charlie today.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Look at the joy pony.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Look at the joy they're experiencing right now at my expense.
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[SPEAKER_11]: So McCott.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you know, Mike, maybe if you have a stroke, you'll end up sounding like our president did yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What is the deal?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I never had an audio idea about that.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Wait till you hear this.
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[SPEAKER_10]: This is really strange.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He did about 11 minutes talking about Israel and Jerusalem and recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But after about 11 minutes, his body almost, it wasn't going with him.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So listen to the way he closed his speech yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So today, let us re-dedicate ourselves to a path of mutual understanding and respect.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let us rethink older assumptions and open our hearts and minds to possible and possibilities.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And finally, I asked the leaders of the region, political and religious, Israeli and Palestine, and Jewish, and stuff right now.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's done right now.
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[SPEAKER_11]: He is, is he 72 or 73?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you, 72.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Listen, the schedule for a man in his 70s.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, think about the actual line.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He said they'd grind his health as the best.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He's the healthiest.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I know strongest.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I know, you know, we might have to throw that into a little freight.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's rare.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it is because we're audio guys.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm searching here if there's anything.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He's exhausted as something going on.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, but the thing is is that he was OK for about the first 10.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Listen to way he finishes the speech.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It's almost scary.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Join us.
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[SPEAKER_03]: in the noble quest for lasting peace.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God bless you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God bless Israel.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God bless the Palestinians and God bless the United States.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And that last part, if you want to hear it again, God bless.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That's what everybody did.
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[SPEAKER_10]: United.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So I tell you how I feel.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Can I tell you really how I feel?
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[SPEAKER_11]: This is the power of the office and being an American and the way you feel.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I, with everything that's gone down, I'm going to piss people off.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I know I am.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's why I'm going to go.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's still the president.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And I still feel like, you know, oh my God, is he all right?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's not weird as much as I am anti-Trump as much as I hate the things that this guy is done.
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[SPEAKER_11]: You hear that and it's the President of the United States and it's like, it's weird.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's a weird feeling.
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[SPEAKER_11]: You get that does not sound healthy.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That does not sound that sounds like a guy.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It doesn't sound straight about a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's scary.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, or his dentures like he's in a little more good.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, it's a good thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I think, and I believe this, I saw the spin on it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I saw the spin on his plate and all that.
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[SPEAKER_11]: No, I don't think so.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I think it was something more, but we'll have to wait and see.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't play it with the president in the vault, but I also don't want to do this Hillary thing that, remember when they did the other side, did the Hillary was blown or a double, and it was her falling into the lens.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you know, I don't want to get into that world either, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I know I know here's something a little bit to bring up Hillary again Okay, here's a little happier next Sean a scientist named Dr. Joe Bennett took out a computer program and fed in the 200 most popular Christmas songs of all time Okay, and had the computer right
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[SPEAKER_10]: what is going to be the best Christmas song of all time and here's the amazing thing.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What the computer spit out.
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[SPEAKER_10]: The computer is not a person, obviously.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It is just perfect software combining all this stuff.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It sounds like a Mariah Carey record, okay?
06:39.051 --> 06:42.994
[SPEAKER_10]: Not to be fair, they had an actual band and artist record what the computer wrote.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What did they do again?
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[SPEAKER_10]: They fed in 200 of the most popular Christmas songs of all time and had the computer make an amalgam of all of their qualities and write a song to be the ultimate Christmas song of all time.
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[SPEAKER_10]: The computer wrote the song.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Yep, it is.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How unbelievable is that?
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[SPEAKER_10]: We're being useless.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Is this a new era?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, we have the computer like right hits.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I think they're processing us go to talk about actual together putting the whole equation.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's a new world.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But pretty you know what?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I wanted to hate it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It's not bad.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It really does.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's a Christmas record.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Frightening that a computer like knows what to write to make a hit.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's folly.
07:34.838 --> 07:39.200
[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's Here we go.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Here's it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then the scientists had got less United fish.
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[SPEAKER_10]: All right, bad news.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But a happy ending, Mike, for Dearfield, New Hampshire.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Zippy, the elf has been stolen.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Jesus, but Zippy the Elf is back.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank God that as of this morning, but last night I'll find a shelf That's what it is.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It's a life-size Elf on a shelf.
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[SPEAKER_10]: They've dressed a mannequin and they hide him around the city And someone stole Zippy and you know what the fire department is sad, but this little kid is also sad
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[SPEAKER_14]: I feel kind of sad, presumably.
08:14.046 --> 08:18.129
[SPEAKER_14]: He's our town elf, and it's like an ice-buy game to find him everywhere.
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[SPEAKER_14]: I think that person may be the storm, maybe because he didn't have any friends.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That's sweet.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if you're gonna get zippy and it's gonna help that you don't have any friends That's zippy the outfit and not like the fraternity brother.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I had that we called zippy the pinhead.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no, he was different I have tape of him by the way.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I do God.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Here he is.
08:41.068 --> 08:41.969
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not in touch
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[SPEAKER_10]: Let us close with this Ryan Reynolds did a promotional film for Deadpool.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He's headed down to the Brazil Comic Con.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Have you ever been to the Brazilian Comic Con?
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[SPEAKER_10]: No, I am.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No, there's not a hair there.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And the thing about it that's so great is they have a tattoo color.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, go ahead, don't say anything.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead, go down there.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And there's a tattoo booth at the Deadpool site there at Brazilian Comic Con.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And so Ryan Reynolds did as he put on Twitter yesterday a picture of his mom that he photos shopped a facial tattoo honor to promote this tattoo booth.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But even better, he released this video in character.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Here's Deadpool inviting you to come down to Brazil.
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[SPEAKER_10]: We close with Ryan Reynolds.
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[SPEAKER_07]: To show my dedication to the legions of Brazilian Deadpool fans, I've spent up to 20 minutes on Google Translate, as well as countless hours watching Telenovelas, to teach me everything about your official language.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That's right, but I see you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: This sexy red stand-ext out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Learn to speak Portuguese.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Alright, hopefully I get the accent right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Here goes.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Because my body cannot be forever.
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[SPEAKER_12]: He's lip-sicking, right?
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[SPEAKER_12]: He's like a human being.
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[SPEAKER_12]: And if you're in a room with Brazil, you'll see that you're in pain.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What's the most important thing?
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[SPEAKER_12]: But I was in a room with a beautiful, television cell phone.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Space is limited so best hurry come in a little closer to your device that you're listening All right jam those headphones in your ears just a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Let me ask you something What's the matter?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Are you sad?
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[SPEAKER_11]: You're down.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Are you want to happy are you?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Madeline Kali are you bluish?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Funny you don't look bluish Anyway
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[SPEAKER_11]: Forget to troubles and just get happy.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Get happy with the bone, it's show.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's an unscripted, unrestricted episode of TMOS that you can get every week with just a few simple keystrokes and or mouse clicks.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Just click the banner on her website that you can access to all of our bonus content and you'll be helping TMOS.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Let our comedy customs agent stamp your passport to the assports!
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[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, so please, by the T.M.O.S.
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[SPEAKER_11]: bonus show, do it or sadly, we can't be friends anymore.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh no!
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[SPEAKER_11]: The T.M.O.S.
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[SPEAKER_11]: bonus show brought you by the lazy Susan Dinner Theater, featuring the finest actors in all of Woodbridge, Virginia, and their legendary Pennsylvania Dutch buffet.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Remember the food may be mediocre, but the portions are huge.
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[SPEAKER_11]: This weekend, come see W.U.P.S.A.'
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[SPEAKER_11]: 's, toppers, in the midst.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I have to read it again.
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[SPEAKER_11]: This week, come see WUSA's Topper Shot in the Music Man.
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[SPEAKER_11]: The lazy Susan Diner Theater, 10, 7, 12, Richmond Highway, years to show this.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Disclaimer.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Tupper shovel, don't be afraid.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, disclaimer, the least isn't in it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: There's been closed for years.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't know that.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I thought it might be a thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Johnny Holiday used to perform.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Of course, I believe he might have played Professor Harold Hill.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Very, very exciting.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, he loved the theater.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Let's open up the audio vault for tonight and Rob Spuag get to it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And don't miss Maureen Bunyan in the mouse trap.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's the least isn't in it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Thanks for the other way.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can you name this sound, Mike?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I love this sound.
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[SPEAKER_18]: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
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[SPEAKER_10]: That is a seal.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That is a seal crawling on a glacier in his natural habitat, but it sounds so human I actually put the video on our Facebook page and I invite you to look at it because whoever posted it Subtitled it and it's the funniest thing I've seen all week So you see the seal struggling and it says like guioc on front of it on the screen That's something like kiss trauma rose.
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[SPEAKER_16]: No, it's very different Before he was a singer
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[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, we've been talking a lot about Woodstock this week and I'm still finding fascinating stuff.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Now you know, you couldn't ever sell between 400 and 500,000 tickets to a music festival, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Because what happened is, and about the first day, they ripped the fences down and people just showed up.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Here's the announcement from the stage.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know that I had ever heard this played on our show before, so I wanted to share it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, this is a great part.
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[SPEAKER_11]: This is where they tell everybody that the promoters are screwed.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's exactly.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's a moment.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's really nice and cool.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a pretty concert from now on.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That doesn't mean that anything goes with that means is we're going to put the music up here for free.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What it means is that the people are packing this thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We'll put it up the money for it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to take a bit of a blast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's no right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's screwed.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to get hurt.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But what it means is that these people haven't learned yet.
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[SPEAKER_11]: that you're well fair is a hell of a lot more important and a music is than a dollar pretty cool you know it I go back and look at this and it really makes you feel positive about the people of that era yeah yeah where they doing a lot of drugs yes they were where they all hi yes they probably were but there was a that culture which was made by the merch yeah
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[SPEAKER_11]: There was a lot of smartness going on.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, they were just kind of cool and you know when I have almost half a million people are just chill It's a spectacular what a moment in our in our history.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I wish I'd been ten years older I would have gone and I consider myself fairly knowledgeable when it comes to pop music But I did not know this because it's sometimes hard to put stuff in a timeline perspective right when would stock happen 50 years ago this very day
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[SPEAKER_10]: Santana had not recorded yet.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He was unknown outside.
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[SPEAKER_10]: The band was unknown outside of their immediate circle.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He was on earth.
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[SPEAKER_11]: He still's in Nash the same thing, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I believe so.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And the fact I don't think they had recorded yet that I know was their first live performance.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, they were very, very early in their career, but Santana was unheard of on the entire East coast.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So when his keyboard and lead singer Greg Raleigh,
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[SPEAKER_10]: And I will actually talk more about him during the bonus show this week.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So check it out.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And this is my favorite song when they're playing Soul Sacrifice, which is amazing.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No one had ever heard them play before.
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[SPEAKER_10]: We got one more tune for it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It's called Soul Sacrifice.
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[SPEAKER_10]: They were put on the bill as a favor to the promoter.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my goodness.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And what do you think about San Tana?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yes!
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[SPEAKER_11]: And their sound and just... That was their thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That was their sound.
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[SPEAKER_11]: They created it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's just fascinating when you go back and look at that.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And really what's happening.
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[SPEAKER_16]: The next year in 1970, that's when Santana came out with Oyekamova, and Crosby stills a Nash.
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[SPEAKER_16]: They got big with Ohio that year.
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[SPEAKER_16]: That's the turning point.
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[SPEAKER_16]: It's like the launching pad.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, the springboard, right?
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[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[SPEAKER_11]: And Carlos watching him and I said, I want to share with you and it translated, uh, really, I almost pooped myself.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I laughed so hard and it was the moment, uh, years later on Saturday Night Live, where John Blue, she walked out as Joe Cocker was performing and did his Joe Cocker.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Imagine.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It really was a staple of his repertoire.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's what God answered.
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[SPEAKER_10]: That's what God him on the
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[SPEAKER_10]: show I believe.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I think it is and it is still.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It is and the funny, it's not just when he's doing the impression it's when Cocker starts to sing and you just see, but she walked back stage.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Almost still in character.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, God.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Absolutely.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That was just a wonderful time.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I learned a style to get about that.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I always think of this friend of our family's name Smoke was over and Joe Cocker was performing on television and he walked through the living room and he said, ah, some bitch looks afflicted.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And everybody said it, that's the thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And if you, like, I hate to take and trip down memory lane, but I have to tell you that everybody, all of us kids were watching Joe Cocker back in the day and saying everybody to a man said, he's really sounds great.
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[SPEAKER_11]: What the?
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[SPEAKER_11]: F is wrong and then to have joke John Bolushi come out and and just in cabs do it Yeah, do what everybody was thinking was was a moment it was one of it I urge you go You know, by the way, it's it's hard to find out YouTube so Google it instead and you'll get a better clip Yeah, and if you're YouTube it because that YouTube gives you like a little blurb and you click edit
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[SPEAKER_11]: NBC it's NBC's on all the property see.
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[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Let's close with this.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm still loving light out with David Spade two great jokes from last night and including Mike this week If you're not watching it you missed a great walk on from John Lovitz, which was literally a walk on He just walked on wave and got on me.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It was great on me.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, we're here's two good jokes from Spade
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[SPEAKER_17]: Is the in the tell of teamed up to make Star Wars Barbie dolls?
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[SPEAKER_17]: This is the closest guys who like Star Wars will come to holding girls who look like Barbie.
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[SPEAKER_17]: New iPhone accessory will help you take selfies with your cat.
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[SPEAKER_17]: It's called divorce and it retails for half your money.
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[SPEAKER_08]: T.M.O.S.
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[SPEAKER_08]: classic.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Hey everyone here comes the cake happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Paul happy birthday to you
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[SPEAKER_09]: Just don't know what to say, I'm overwhelmed.
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[SPEAKER_09]: This is what all the secrecy was about.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We've been planning it for weeks, fine?
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[SPEAKER_15]: Took a little bit of doing too, fine.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I appreciate it, eh?
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[SPEAKER_09]: But why this particular day?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Because it's your birthday.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, Adam, we all know my birth records were lost.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm never known my birth date.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we do now.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like a lot of letter writing, but we finally trace the daughter of your old family minister who had recorded it also.
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[SPEAKER_09]: That's it's wonderful.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Real thoughtful of you, fellas.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm always missed having a regular birthday.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, how old am I?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you'd be surprised, Bob.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I was having a song and on our path.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute, I have something I'd like to say.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, maybe I can say it best in this song.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Hello.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, sir.
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[SPEAKER_04]: My name is Jen.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I am calling you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm solar department.
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[SPEAKER_04]: How are you?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm good.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to record this call, okay?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, there is a lot of my chart for your home, qualifies for the latest incentive on server panels.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I believe you are the homeowner.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I am I own this house and many others.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and sir, I believe you are living in Kigels and the house, not a condo home, got a mobile home.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's not a mobile home, it's a mansion.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, we have providing some free of cost information that how can reduce your electricity bill up to 70 percent.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How much does this information cost?
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[SPEAKER_04]: So we have providing some free of cost information that Google reduce your electric speed up to 70%.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So the information is free of cost information?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, there is free of cost information.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How much does it cost?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, there is no cost.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I believe we are living single family house, not a condominium home, not a mobile home.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I live in a mansion.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I told you this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and are you still paying more than $100 on your electric bill?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you know how much my electric bill was last month?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and are you receiving any response from your electric company?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Hold it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Don't you want to know how much my electric bill was?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, I believe you are still paying more than $100 on your electric bill.
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[SPEAKER_10]: My electric bill last month was $260,000.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay sir, we have a broad three of Boston information that how can reduce your electric thing.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I think one of the reasons that my electric bill was so high is I heat my home with hair dryers.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We are, we are providing, we are helping some those on earth who pay high electric bill.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Where are you calling from?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Where are you?
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[SPEAKER_04]: The home solar department.
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[SPEAKER_10]: The home solar department?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes sir.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, does Billy still work there?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, I'd rather you apart from my senior supervisor than you talk to you.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I would love that.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What country are you in?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sir, I'd rather you apart from my senior supervisor.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can't wait, what's your supervisor's name?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I marked that this is Francisco's name and supervisor from SolarUSA.
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[SPEAKER_05]: How are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm good.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How are you?
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[SPEAKER_10]: I was just speaking to that other gentleman.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Does Billy still work there?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He's working here.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's fantastic.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Tell Billy I said hi.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can I speak to him?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm Mr.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Provider.
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[SPEAKER_10]: You're the supervisor.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What's your name?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Francis Newman.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How Francis has it going, man?
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[SPEAKER_10]: uh... today we are just helping you to save your electric build up to few to sixty percent fantastic i have a question what's the name hey hey hey hey hey frances pump your brakes i have a question what's the name of your company again it's a solar u.s.a solar u.s.a are you actually located in the united states of america yes where are you right now i'm in charge of me on me me on me yes very nice good weather down there huh
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[SPEAKER_10]: and good-looking women, right?
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[SPEAKER_05]: last thing that you pay more than $100 to your electric bill.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Wait, that guy that I spoke to before, I was trying to tell him.
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[SPEAKER_10]: My electric bill is extraordinarily high.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you know how much I paid last month?
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: My skin gets... Francis.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Can I call you Frank?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Listen Frank.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Last month, March of 2016, I paid $260,000 for my electric bill.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I've got a couple refrigerators.
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[SPEAKER_10]: There was six executions at my house last month because I have an electric chair and I have an electric stove and also I need to tell jokes in my line of work.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So I have an electric weenie.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Do you get her?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I mean, 260k seems high and I'd like to reduce it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So what's your plan?
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[SPEAKER_10]: What's your plan?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Listen, we can sing together, but we can't talk together.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So let's take turns.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What's your plan for me?
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[SPEAKER_05]: The plan is that we are our specialists calling back and throw out your old information and if you're sort of kind of on your rooftop, you know where we're going to get into your electric those.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm nervous because if the sun goes out, then what happens?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, obviously, but just because of the sense that our counters can work for your house.
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[SPEAKER_10]: What about nighttime?
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[SPEAKER_05]: In the nighttime there is no sun, that's why you're sort of, sort of, counter don't charge.
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[SPEAKER_05]: If they have charge units, it can help you to save your money at the nighttime as well.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think the solar panels will charge as much as my wife at a department store?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Ha!
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[SPEAKER_10]: Am I right, Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Not in the department, but we are not doing so a panel on the department.
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[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, I know.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I was talking about like a, I was talking about like a credit card.
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[SPEAKER_10]: It was a joke.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Do you like to have a good time Frank?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not asking talking about your credit card.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't need your credit card number.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I don't, I wasn't going to offer it.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I'm just curious.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You have a good credit card.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's more than 680, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, my credit score is 679.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's perfect.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's more than 650, right?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, did you say 650?
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[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, my credit score is 649.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And take a minute to bring that in here.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Excuse me.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I believe he just called me a f***ing asshole.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Fantastic.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And what if the sun goes out?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Mike O'Marrow, Radio Entertainment.