Robb is back and gives us an update on HBS. All three guys are in Florida, but no where near eachother. Aliens are coming TODAY, The Metz Scale, Carla’s compliment of the day, and what’s appropriate to return. It’s a very obvious show, all talk... Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Robb is still out, the World Series goes 18 innings (seriously?!), and Mike’s face is a topic of discussion. Josh hits the field for old man softball, we question why pickup truck drivers are the worst, and try some new candy. Plus, Mike and Josh set their sights on an expensive dream toys. This one goes the distance! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Robb is out today (get well soon, HBS!) We’ve recovered from Saturday night’s Cocktail Hour… well, except for Mike’s nose. Today we cover Little League home runs, why eating out isn’t what it used to be, what to do with your pumpkin stem, a wild movie review (how about that ending?), and a retirement dream job that’s almost perfect. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Do sleepiness and sugar lead to Road Rage? Carla says, "perhaps". Is there anything more exciting than the rec league? Robb has a Temu hack (he thinks) and we look at a drummer who is sensational. Oh, and don't trust a 12 year old on the witness stand. This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...

The White House Demolition is going A-OK. Pools can be costly... but not Chinese Bass Guitars. Josh is: "The Travellin' Man". We also play our yearly edition of "Magic Word" (?) and tell you why the damn birds keep soiling your automobile. This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands ...

A Minion stops by! We also have a heartwarming story of animal rescue (get your Kleenex!). Why is Josh in prison? Is Cathy O. safe from the wildlife in Africa? Mike loves chili... driver assist? Not so much. Congrats to the BJs... and we have a movie you should see (in a century). This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising...

Mike is shopping for a new chiropractor (or is he?). He needs to do something after the way The Giants played. Robb (who apparently speaks fluent French) is concerned about his beard... but has a definite plan for the Adultaween Cocktacular. Beware of road rage... it'll get you. This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising I...

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Mike goes to Little League games... and builds friendships. How is your mind doing at your current age? We can save your marriage... in 60 seconds. Plus, violence is ok... if it's sincere. This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

ALL HAIL THE LOCAL TV KIDS HOSTS! Is it the sugar... or the dye? Free trash cans for one and all. Josh has a cinematic pick to click, Hon. Robb hates Maryland, Mike reveals his age and LOVES descending a staircase. This Episode is Sponsored By: NAKED WINES. To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottle for $39.99 offer, head to NakedWines.com/TMOS and use code TMOS for both the code AND password. Thank you for supporting our sponsors! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquir...

Mike is a man with some french fries. Robb's anniversary was low key... and Robb may need an "adjustment". BALDWINS vs. TREE! It was a big baseball weekend... which is more fun to watch than "The Ed Gein Show". Josh has a surprise at the optometrist... plus, who wants 700 pound ball? This Episode Is Sponsored By: SOUL and their amazing “Out of Office” gummies. Head to WWW.GETSOUL.COM and use code TMOS for 30% off your order. Your continuous support for our sponsors keeps us on the airwaves and w...

The legendary Ron Bennington joins Mike and Robb Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

If you are not a bonus show member, you are missing TMOS Extras, like this one Do you love Costco? Join Robb and Josh and they share their passion for the greatest big box store Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Hix Nix Stix Pix, Josh and Robb invite you into the unsettling world of Rosemary’s Baby — and honestly, one of them might be part of a cult now. Josh can’t decide if the movie is terrifying or just a really weird way to make love, while Robb keeps insisting the real horror is the neighbors. They break down Mia Farrow’s haircut, devilish deals, and how to politely decline when your building starts worshipping Satan. It’s paranoia, pregnancy, and plenty of popcorn on this week’s spook...

This week we dive into Duck Soup (1933), the Marx Brothers’ chaotic masterpiece of political satire, slapstick, and pure nonsense. From peanut stands to mirror gags, we’re unpacking the madness of Freedonia, laughing at the absurdity of war, and wondering if Groucho should really be trusted to run a country. Spoiler: probably not. Whether you’re a Marx Brothers superfan or just ducking in for the first time, this one is a quack-up you won’t want to miss. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https...

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Today? A salute to the "Big Voices"... may they rest in peace. Who are the "most hated" movie stars? Hint: Robb matriculated with one of them. Are you sick of fishin'? Thoughts on pie and corn husks... and isn't it about time you got Ripple? Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mike's joy is doing this show... but his studio is NOT his happy place; he's just not wired that way. Famous Dave's is not so great. Should we be making AI Clips of the dead or is it profiteering? Mike gets a wellness check and Robb knows his jumpsuits. Weird. This Episode Is Sponsored By INCOGNI. Use code TMOS at the following link to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: www.incogni.com/tmos Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://r...

It's an episode of JARS! Josh debuts "Speakin' of Sports"... Robb should NOT have a razor. We talk about Mr. Beast in 2015 and Josh competes with... everybody. Plus, thrilling tales of scaring people into Christianity. This Episode Is Sponsored By: SOUL and their amazing “Out of Office” gummies. Head to WWW.GETSOUL.COM and use code TMOS for 30% off your order. Your continuous support for our sponsors keeps us on the airwaves and we can't thank you enough! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https...

Mike "enjoys" being a sports fan (?). Some thoughts on Gein, "Wayward", and 12 year olds. Josh feels alienated from his neighbors. Mike is Señor Paverman. Pickleball... RED HOT! Plus, Robb loves "Helpful Elvis". This Episode Is Sponsored By Reliefband. Join the hundreds of thousands of people who are nausea-free with Reliefband. Right now, if you go to www.reliefband.com and use promo code TMOS, you’ll get 20% off plus free shipping. Thank Ye! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.co...

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Robb, finally, embraces some change. Sort of. We have musical Super Chats... and (finally) Nicky Diamond stops by (he loves his mother). Is the scoreboard outmoded? Plus, get ready for a Leesburg Spy Report. This Episode Is Sponsored By Reliefband. Join the hundreds of thousands of people who are nausea-free with Reliefband. Right now, if you go to www.reliefband.com and use promo code TMOS, you’ll get 20% off plus free shipping. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advert...

Why is Robb late? And pixelated? Today, we fix both issues. Carla has a ball at Target. What do YOU hoard? We review Josh's favorite show "Taskmaster"... and Mike kicks his Waze up a notch. Plus, a new impression is created before your very eyes. FUN! This Episode Is Sponsored By: Legacy Box: Preserve precious memories with Legacy Box. Start digitizing at Legacy Box: https://legacybox.com/tmos. When you support our sponsors, you're keeping this show alive. We're truly grateful! Our Sponsors: * ...