A perfect field trip for Robb! Josh Sroka: Travellin' Man. Is there anything more thrilling than seeing a pure @$%hole getting pulled over by the cops? A HOME ALONE theory that could be true. Plus, can Mike be a true handyman? Leave us a voicemail now at www.TMOSPODCAST.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Coming up: Hooray for teachers! Let's hear it for our theme song! High praise for our new website! (www.TMOSPODCAST.com). Is Mike losing interest in his main passion? Robb's eyes... are they worth saving? Plus, congratulations to The Seaman High School Class of 2026. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

STAY TUNED: Mike writes letters. Mike is also concerned that, perhaps, a neighbor has passed... will he climb over the trash bags with a muffin basket? Josh's feet: their size and their requirements. Watch out for that drone! Plus, we establish once and for all that Robb is truly an idiot. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tonight on Quincy: Happy 4-20! We all want the "pot giggles". A word to the tolls and a brand new car option that will surprise and delight you. We show off how smart we are and Disney figures out a way to get every last dime. So, enjoy 4pm Mike and smash that like button. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Coming Up: Should Dracula be THAT ugly? We have a hot brush update... and we share a 1983 clip from M-TV you have to see to believe (I sure do want that meatball). DOGS GONE WILD... and who sang to you? ZEUS IS ON THE LOOSE! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Today is TAX DAY... and we've got you covered with our TAX HACKS(?). Should we eat the rich? Beautiful Video is musical today... and it's the return of everybody's favorite sitcom: Euphoria. Beware Big Mango and Big BBQ... Just buy your Dutch Mustard at The Temu store. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tonight on TMOS: Apple falls from tree and Young Michael has his first announcing job. That's good! Mike returns to what he loves and no worms fly out his nose. Also good! Robert III gets punched in the eye. That's no good. Plus spirited discourse, frightening times, and... Temu. RIP KROFFT. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Today on "America's Most Beloved Podcast": You be illin' if you be spillin'. Communication is the key to a good marriage... and we'll tell you why. What's Up? Is it Josh's blood pressure? Ahhh... the joys of pet ownership. Plus, The wedding, baseball snark... and rubbin' and pattin'. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Today: Arrrrrrr you ready for some pirate songs? As Spring Break winds up... why is Mike at Wal-Mart before sunrise? It must have to do with the human condition. A major fart revelation... and Robb has a SPY REPORT. Beware of El Diablo! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's time to "Guess the Ailment"... NOW what's wrong with Robb? Mike hates the TACO people, but loves Peaky Blinders. Josh binges the dating shows and YOU get to play along in the new "Choose Your News" segment. Plus, a warning about what your kids could be watching... and it is insidious, Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tony Perkins (of TV News fame) joins us today to discuss his new podcast: "You Gotta Be Kidding Me". He and Mike were classmates, so that's nice. It's time to play "Musical Appliances (do you slide your pots?). Robb is feeling better... which means he's shot out of a cannon. When do you start getting forgetful... and do the magic memory potions actually work? (They do if you remember to take them). It's more fun than ten pounds of tears! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos...

Why, oh why, is Josh in the Emergency Room... was he playing hooky? Mike tells us his "sugar cheats" (be sweet!) and we get down to brass tacks on grammar that matters. Plus? A visit with the Metrorail conductor. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

"Everybody gets their feelings hurt. Some people need to get their feelings hurt sometimes.” Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's Holy Week and it's Maunday/Holy Thursday... so let's have the EGGS. Yes, today is what you have been waiting for... THE EGGTACULAR! Mike and Josh and Robb, cracking dozens of raw eggs on their heads, because you asked for it! Plus, Mike the cook, SCTV, the casino algorithm, men in war, and "faith is good". Now, please hand me that towel. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/p...

We offer you no pranks per se... but we do discuss pranks of the past and the "Fool's Rules". You can play head-games with a pitcher. Why is it fun to lie? Why is Josh at an Art Show? Robb recommends things to avoid... and remember 12 to a box. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's a comedy extra! Josh and Robb get to sit down with Comedian/Actor/Good Guy Adam Ferrara and talk about the current status of stand up and how it got there. Plus, the comedic magic of families... and the Venus de Milo joke. Enjoy, and check out Adam at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse this weekend. www.adamferrara.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

He is... THE ENTREPRENEUR. Plus, some thoughts on alcohol and going to meetings. THE LENO LAW! Plus, life with dogs and printin' & shippin'. Watch out for Big Toilet! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's just a story of a boy and his printer (CRASH!). Robb is on steroids, Josh loves his baseball, and Mike is shopping with the youngsters. Plus, Tiger, fobbs, Rob Schnider... and please buy a Holy Week egg. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

"Klaatu Barada Nikto" Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Does Mike hear... what he wants to hear? Josh and Robb are like brothers... they both like Costco and take pills the same way. Beware the conversational narcissist! Plus, Mike is the Handy Man... The Groove Tube... and, of course, "The Eggtacular". Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mike goes to the ol' ballyard and proves that everyone has a story. Is Josh a control freak? Robb takes us to "The Vinyl Frontier", but why is he crying? Some advice to those who drive poorly... plus, our "Egg-cellent" Easter promotion (no yolk!). Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Bruise Newz! Mike has a medical update. All Hail Mr. Anderson! Do you know about the PE and the secret donuts? You will! A happy Spewak reunion... Josh's citrus scheme, and why do some folks put you on the defensive? Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy